Baby Got Carbs!!

Karaoke version!

Oh my God Becky, look at her Sandwich!! It is SOOO BIG!

It looks like one of those “Quizno’s” Sandwiches!!

But who understands those sandwiches…I mean you’re only looking at it because you are so

hungry…OK!!

I mean her sandwich is so big…I mean it’s so round it’s just out there! Gross…. Look…it’s just got so much

fat!!

I like CARBOHYDRATES and I cannot lie!!

You other brothers can’t Deny!

But when a girl walks in with an iddy Bitty waist!!

With some Twinkies in your FACE! You get Sprung!

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Make ya pull up tough, cause you knew that thing was Stuffed!!

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Deep in the snacks you’re sharing!

I’m hooked on those covalent Pairings!!

OH Baby!! I love Honey smacking!

And then Relaxing!

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But my doctor tried to warn me, that too much carb’s makes me so

chubby!

Watch your diet!Or…

Oh…polysaccharides say you wanna get in my ride!!

Don’t abuse me, use me, as your energy groupings!

You see food dancing, its like food romancing.

Its SWEET, LEET, going to be O…M…G!!!

I’m tired of magazines, saying Aktins is the thing!

Take the average man, ask him that, gotta pack much snacks!

So Fellas!! (YEAH!!), FELLAS! (YEAH!!)

Is your Stomach in the MOOD!!!

Then shack it!! Shack it!! Shake your healthy food!!

Baby got Carbs!!Baby got Carbs!!

I like em round and BIG! And when I’m eating a Fig

I just can’t help myself I’m acting like an animal, now here’s my

scandal

I want to eat at home, and EAT MY MU-SU-BI’S!!!

I’m not talking about lipids, because too much fat is stupid!

I want a real thick and juicy, STEAK made like the hubble,

Mr. Valentine’s in trouble, begging for a piece of that double!

So now I’m watching cooking show’s, paying attention, cooking

“Fo SHO!”

You can keep that fast food, I’ll be cooking like Emeril Dude

A word to those evil misters, I don’t wanna eat your grissel! Keep my

body like a vessel!

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But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna work out till the break of

Dawn

I’ll keep it going on, and I know you love this song!

Mr. Valentine!!! You are so awesome!

A lot of foods make you feel like quitting! But rather avoid that way.

Carbs are LONG, and STRONG! Chains of glucose going on!

So LADIES! (Yeah) LADIES! (Yeah), you all want good

GRADIES!?

Then turn around, let it out, and even those boys gotta shout!

Baby got Carbs!Baby got Carbs!

Yea, snackers, when it comes to nutrition, lipids ain’t got nothin’ to

do with my selection.

Trans Fat, saturated fats, any fats?

Haha, only if you want to die early

So I’m rolling in my Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain’t eating chips in the back of her Honda!

My small intestine don’t want none, unless you’ve got buns hun!

I can do side bend and walks, but I don’t use them salts

Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role, and say that the salts are gold!

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So they toss it and eat it, and they the man deceive it

So Cosmo says I’m Fat Well I ain’t down with that!

Because my lipids and carbs are still kickin’ and I’m thinking about sticking

To the health nut peeps in those magazines: you ain’t it miss thing!

Like my sister, I can’t resist her, she can cook that rice, I miss her!

Some knuckleheads tried to dis, my food from the cooking list

He had fats but he chose to quit ‘em, and I pull up quick

congratulate em

So peeps, if the snacks are round, toss those fats on ground

Dial 1-800-Valentine! And kick them nasty thoughts. Baby got

Carbs!