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Welcome to Mr Onthemoon's

Au Revoir 2016 Do It Y ourself Intra-Denominational Nativity Scene

You will need:

Thin Card - I use old manila folders myselfGlue - I use glueScissors - See glueScissors - See glue

A printerSticky tape

and a bunch of other stuff I cant remember right now

Unlike democracy you have a number of interesting choices, you can:

Stick the pages on the card, then cut them out and make a Nativity! Yeah!

OR

Stick the pages on the card, cut them out, put a hole in the top and hang them on your tree! Stick the pages on the card, cut them out, put a hole in the top and hang them on your tree! (tree not included but there are bonus Christmas decorations as well)

And whatever happens,

Merry Christmas

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CHRISTMAS ISLANDIMMIGRATION

DETENTION CENTRE

Portrait of Baby Jesus as a smalldog

JosephMary

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SINISTERANONYMOUSGOVERNMENTVEHICLE

SINISTERANONYMOUSGOVERNMENTVEHICLE

3. Tape the tabs under the things.

2. Fold from A to B, B to C, C to D, D to A and the other places.

1. Cut out the bits that are van shaped and also the tabs.

No room at the inn or in the manger, put them in the van.

4. Do not fold from A to C or B to D because you will wreck it

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The bible doesn't mention any of these animals being at the birth of Jesus except for the magpie (Luke 2: 16)

Christmas tree decoration(the fish whogot no presents)

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Three of the none the wiser men responsible for border security.

Christmas tree decoration(bewilderedangel)

The bureaucrat/

secret service agent

The soldier

The healthcareprofessional/guard

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Christmas treedecoration

(tinsel having a crisis)

Warren The Water Buffalo

Prime MinisterMalcolm VelveteenTruffletrousersTurnbull