Asinine Austerity

BOL Advisory Group

How Can You Have Any Pudding

If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat!

Quoting a wise man in Ann Arbor:

“Reinsurers…they just don’t give a crap”

Lord Have Mercy!

There’s a fine line between

resourceful and ridiculous

Three things that keep me

from being a crazy German

1) I’m Polish

2) I like to rap

3) My Jewish friend said I looked Jewish

Watch Out

For people lying about being Jewish for their own personal gain

“I got a Swede lawyer?!

She’s gonna get everything!!”

I go to sleep with my money, I’m far from the Pope/

I have to stay solvent, otherwise there’s no hope