Apostrophes. I found Confucius’s wisdom on danger in the fortune cookie to be eerily germane;...

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Apostrophes

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• I found Confucius’s wisdom on danger in the fortune cookie to be eerily germane; perhaps now I won’t take that trip to the asbestos factory.

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• I found Confucius’s wisdom on danger in the fortune cookie to be eerily germane; perhaps now I won’t take that trip to the asbestos factory.

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• When we saw the Joneses’ new BMW, we acquiesced to the fact that, indeed, no one could keep up with the Joneses.

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• When we saw the Joneses’ new BMW, we acquiesced to the fact that, indeed, no one could keep up with the Joneses.

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• Someone sent a love note to Lauren with a handwritten copy of one of Dylan Thomas’s poems.

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• Someone sent a love note to Lauren with a handwritten copy of one of Dylan Thomas’s poems.

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• I foolishly thought that Madea Goes to Court was going to be a sequel to Euripides’ masterpiece. Oh, was I mistaken.

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• I foolishly thought that Madea Goes to Court was going to be a sequel to Euripides’ masterpiece. Oh, was I mistaken.

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• Recently, there has been much written about the possibility of Jesus’ wife.

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• Recently, there has been much written about the possibility of Jesus’ wife.

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• I was given a full day’s wages for my mediocre performance as a teacher today.

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• I was given a full day’s wages for my mediocre performance as a teacher today.

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• Because Mackenzie is fluent in braille, she found the spelling error on the girls’ restroom sign to be funny.

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• Because Mackenzie is fluent in braille, she found the spelling error on the girls’ restroom sign to be funny.

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• My nifty “FOUND: Pants” poster was unable to locate the pants’ owner, so I guess I’ll just claim them as my own.

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• My nifty “FOUND: Pants” poster was unable to locate the pants’ owner, so I guess I’ll just claim them as my own.