Antimatter and its Practical Uses in Science

by Goose!

What is Antimatter?

A transformer that takes the form of a toilet

Notorious bedwetter (has an “activebladder”)

Smells like poop.

Why Does Antimatter Smell Like Poop?

Some scientists theorize that Antimatter has chronic diarrhea and a wiping problem.

Biologists think that Antimatter uses the poop smell as a defense mechanism to keep predators away.

I posit that Antimatter has simply gone nose deaf, i.e. – does not have the ability to sense his own smell.

What are Antimatter's uses?

Knowledge of 1960's British Serials

Love of Transformers Player of RPGs (badly) Baryogenesis

Antimatter in its Transformer mode

No, Seriously, What Are Its Uses?

None. Antimatter is a total asshole.