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    Home Companion. First Release: June 1st 1989(Canada Day...what a country!)

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    The Anarchist's Home Companion. _______________________________________________________________________________

    Table Of Contents: _______________________________________________________________________________

    I An Introduction to the Anarchial Arts. Pg. 3

    II The Tools of the Arts................. Pg. 4 III Mild Anarchism........................ Pg. 5 IV Anarchy for Amusement................. Pg. 6 V Anarchy for Profit.................... Pg. 8 VI Havoc and Hell........................ Pg. 10 VII The Black Arts........................ Pg. 12

    VIII Theft:................................ Pg. 13 A Single Party Theft.............. Pg. 14 B Multiple-Party Theft............ Pg. 15

    C Other Forms of Theft............ Pg. 16 IX Destruction:.......................... Pg. 19 A Home Made Weapons............... Pg. 21 B Interesting Ideas............... Pg. 22 C The Fun Part.................... Pg. 23

    X Deception............................. Pg. 24 XI Sub-Forms............................. Pg. 25 XII Weapons and Explosives:............... Pg. 26 A Home-Made Explosives............ Pg. 27 B Chemical Explosives............. Pg. 39 XIII General Anarchy....................... Pg. 41 XIV More Easy Gadgets..................... Pg. 43 XV Complex Explosives:................... Pg. 50 A Common "Weak" Explosives........ Pg. 51 B Thermite Reactions.............. Pg. 53 C Nitrogen-Containing High Exp.... Pg. 54 D Other Stuff..................... Pg. 56 XVI Stars, Flares, and Color Mixtures..... Pg. 57

    XVII The Chemistry of Pyrotechnics......... Pg. 64 Note Sheets........................... Pg. 70

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    Chapter One: An Introduction to the Anarchial Arts _______________________________________________________________________________

    First off, I guess I must allot for those of you who don't know what I meanwhen I say Anarchy. (ALWAYS capitalize that word...don't forget!) Well, maybeI should start off with a definition..

    Anarchy: ...noun. 1. A social structure without law and order, government, or authority. 2. Utter confusion. 3. A rebellion against what's accepted as right or correct.

    Ya...right outta Webster's own, there. Well, I HOPE that you got someidea as to what I'm talking about from that. If not, toss this out...itisn't for you. Done? Okay. Now that only the REAL people of the world arehere, we may commence the study of the perfection of this art, and examinesome of the newer developments and state-of-the-art achievements in thisreligious pastime.

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    Chapter Two: The Tools of the Arts _______________________________________________________________________________

    Explosives - A personal favorite. As everybody knows, there are many,many, files floating 'round out there on this topic.

    I have seen docs and plans for everything from thefront axle car bomb to the exploding ball-point pen.So, you should have no trouble with this section...

    Flammables - Gasoline, hairspray, ANYTHING that burns enthusiastically classifies. However, with the availability of gasoline, and the relative inexpensivity, (now .68/gal!), this most often becomes the chosen fluid. Attain some, and I'll tell you what to do with it later...

    Projectiles - Yes, even the most basic of prehistoric weaponry can be the Anarchist's best friend. Everything from rocks to eggs to your little brother classifies, anything that can

    be used to damage or destroy when thrown will do... however, due to the relative inexpensiveness and

    availability of rocks leads to their wide usage... Instability - C'mon, let's not be silly. Every Anarchist is so BECAUSE

    of an inherent mental imbalance. A true Anarchist is a psychopathic Anarchist. This REALLY comes in handy when preparing for a "run", for to an Anarchist, quite simply, the mad, the impossible, isn't. This is sometimes referred to by Anarchists as "guts" or "balls"...

    Transportation - (Preferably motorized... be real). Or, in many cases, a flock of such. A mandatory requirement for a successful authoritative attack, for true Anarchists don't get caught at the scene...

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    Chapter Three: Mild Anarchism _______________________________________________________________________________

    As much as people would like to deny it, prank calls, yes, prank callsare a form of what could be known as "pre-Anarchy". It can even be found inThe Specter's infamous satire of the loser, "Anarchy for the PreAdolescent",under "Major Devilment for the American Youngster." Face it, EVERYBODYas made prank calls once in a while for entertainment, and we still do, yetnow it's more for profit than for amusement. Even the universally-despised jokes, phrases, and clauses told to preteens by their visitinggrandparents such as, "Excuse me, but is your refrigerator running?" and,"Is there a John in the house?" are heard from time to time spewing forthfrom the mouths of giggling infants into the phone receiver into your hatefulear. It's unavoidable. Yet they do successfully annoy you, therefore, inessence, completing SOME form of mild anarchy. Face it, like it or not,these little jerks are the future freaks and Anarchists of America...

    More inventive forms of this nature include ringing doorbells andrunning, putting a modem on auto-redial at an enemy's home, letting air outof your neighbor's tires, and selling fake raffle tickets...(100% profit!)

    Yet, we must move on...

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    Chapter Four: Anarchy for Amusement _______________________________________________________________________________

    Yes, Anarchy CAN be an entertainment outlet for a slow Saturdaynight! Just get a couple friends together, grab some brew, and you're offto wreak unholy havoc upon society! But what to do first? Hmm, you consultyour ever- ready "Anarchist's Handbook," and espy the chapter, "FunThrough Blatant Destruction of Property!" Aha. That's the one, but how?Well...

    A. Spray Paint - Fun stuff! Sure, why not, for no reason at all, just go out and paint "@#$% You!" all over everything in sight, or maybe the infamous Anarchy sign, an encircled "A" everywhere? Why not, YOU won't have to clean up that mess? Hey! Why not paint "Can't Drive 55" signs all up and down Interstate 75 like on Sammy Hagar's album? A warning, though. Park OFF of the InterState, like in a parking lot on a nearby road. That way, when the pigs see you, you've got plenty of time to scramble to the car and get away. Also, paint can be "picked up"

    quite easily from any drug store or hardware store, or, if you're not "into shoplifting," it's relatively cheap. A movie's about $4.50, a can of paint's $1.75 or so, I don't know, haven't BOUGHT any in quite some time.. But in any case, it's cheap entertainment. Not even a new flick can get your heart racing like a cop chase can.

    B. Destruction - Where are those bricks I threw back here?!? Hmm, maybe one or two would look good in Ms. Johnson's living room? Sure, the colors match beautifully! But, aw shucks, the door's shut. No need to bother the sweet old bitch, we will just have to put them there ourselves...but how? A window -- perfect. Just toss 'em in there! I'm sure

    she'd like to thank you for your good day, but the Good Book says that we shouldn't do something for the thanks that we receive, but just out of the goodness of our heart...so, get out of there before she sees you and tries to thank you personally it's the "good thing".

    C. An Invasion - (of privacy, that is!) Blackmail material, possibly? I wonder... Grab your ever-handy beige boxes! A swift kick to the bottom of the phone box should cause it to open freely. Alligator clips, do your stuff.. But if you'd prefer continual results, simply plant a "bug" in their house when you're there, like under the kitchen table, and, can't forget, under the bed... There are

    literally hundreds of plans circulating for the quick- 'n-easy construction and usage of this homemade hardware also, don't gripe if you can't find any, 'cause if you can't, then you just haven't been looking!

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