1. 1. American Camping vs. Brazilian Camping
2. 2. You get kind of wet in the rain.
3. 3. You get really, really wet in the rain.
4. 4. You see trail signs for exotic places like New Jersey.
5. 5. You get lost and see signs for banana plantations.
6. 6. You go on boat rides in search of orca whales.
7. 7. You go on boat rides in search of crocodiles.
8. 8. You spot Croc-toed Scoobies.
9. 9. You spot three- toed sloths.
10. 10. You buy salmon at Safeway and cook it for dinner.
11. 11. You catch piranhas in the lake and cook them for dinner.
12. 12. You sleep in the van because you dont feel like setting up a tent in the rain.
13. 13. You sleep in a hammock and hope you dont die of hypothermia in the rain.
14. 14. You get attacked by bees and hope none of your campers go into anaphylactic shock.
15. 15. You get attacked by mosquitoes and hope you do not get malaria.