Jaats of G8- Part 1: Abu Me Bekabu

Sutradhar: Modiya@chodiyaPrastutkarta: Jamaican@Mican

Yeh kahani he Latthon ki.. Latthe!! Let me explain. They are residual waste of engineering collage. They might have achieved everything in life, but deep inside they know they are a big loser. In fact it was confirmed the day Kotwani told them that he has dipped his beak and reached his peak, while we were busy pulling each others legs, coz there was nothing else to pull.

Iss Kahani Ke patra

Yeh Kahani meri he.. Aur me aapko sunaonga.. Yeh baju wala faltu ka humour

dalne ke liye he.

Modi!! Zip khuli he,

pehle slide me hi secret

out ho jayega

To baat he 14 jan ki.. Baat he dosti ki. Hum g8ians aur meri ek dost, hum nikle Mt. Abu.. Sardi ka mausam tha, aur garmi ki talaash hume yahan le aayi. Hume kya pata tha, wts awaiting us.

Pahuch gaye hum nakki lake.. Bhai fast generation ke hein.. Kya late karna. Aur waha par kya dikhi.. Maaaaal

Mujhe to pyar ho gaya.. Bus usse pana mera maksad tha..

But mujhe usse bachana tha …

Binayak ke haathon se..

Shublu ki aankhon se..

Shomik ki adaaon se..

Inki Nazakat se.. Aur iss bheem ki takat se..

Mujhe bhi Idea Aaya.. Inka dhyaan batane ka

Doston, Doston: Aao kuch alag kare.. Kuch fun kare.. Aao yeh paas wala pahaad chadein

Aur yeh G8 ke pyare latthe fir C@#$%ye ban gaye..

Yeh pahad tumhara he.. Jeet lo isse. Jo iske peak pe sabse pehle pahuchega, usko me apne paise se.. Apne paison se cutting chai aur bread khilaonga..Bt fir b’day treat mat mangna.. Pls undrstand

Binayak woh sukhe paudhe ke piche kya khada he.. Sab dikhta he.. Pagal he kya.. Mana tu eco tourist he, par foreigners kya

sochenge

He he.. Chomu kahi ke.. Yeh dekho

pinkesh ko.. Yeh chattan chadne me hi

happy ho gaya.. chintu bhartiya kahi

ke..

Upar pahuchte pahuchte sabki halat tight ho gayi..

Sab mere khun ke pyase ho gaye

Saale modi ko me waha..wahan se

giraunga. Fir nahi karega aisi balloon bhari batein.. Mera

estrogen kam ho gaye upar chadte chadte

Nahi.. Saale ko me yahi gaad dunga..

Mere sense of humor ki vaat laga

di

Sagar ka pehla acha

joke Amit: Pinku saale tune abhi tak mujhe ek bhi

text box nahi diya.. Not fair yaar..but I am

fair. Hi hi hi

Arre lalla.. Bina fayde ke to me h*&ta bhi nahi.. Pahad kyun chadunga..

Yeh dekho piche garden..

Iss garden me eve ko apple mila tha, aur ab hume angur

milega.. Aa jao.. <kash prakash hota, inn bachon ko

akele handle karna>

Binayak.. Harami.. Tu fir shuru ho gaya.. Tere

haathon ke liye helmet banwana padega

Aur waha wait kar rahi thi hamare liye.. Apsarayein.. Woh bhi imported.. Desi bottle me videshi daru..

“Absolute Tadka “

Aur hum logo me maar kaat mach gayi.. Kal ke launde aaj ke shikari ban gaye.. Kal ka bhikhari aaj ka arjun.. Par me bhi haar manne walo me nahi tha.. Jugaad lagaya bada mazaa aaya

Azemo Shahan Shehenshah.. Hamesha Hamesha Salaamat

rahe

He he.. Shehenshah ka dress to piche se backless he.. Aage

Full Full show aur pichu Khidki.. Mast Indian maal he..

Diwali me kuch piche phata tha kya.. Itna kala kyun he??

Arre woh phata nahi he.. Print hi aisa he.. Ekdum realisitic.. Ladies thoda jhuko na..

Duniya me do tarah ke kutte hote hein..

Ek jo aapki roti cheen leta he..

Aur dusre jo aapke muh me roti dekh kar sirf bhonk sakte hein..

Yeh thi meri kahani.. In fact yeh to book ka ek chapter he..

Aise bohot kisse kahaniya.. Kuch kahe kuch unkahe (unspeakable) hum aapke liye lane ki koshish karenge..

Ab iss photo ke bare me kya kahun.. Uska matka meri talwar.. Bus mamala set ho hi gaya tha ke, bhade wala aa gaya dress ka rent lene.. Bloody indians I tell u..

Bacho ke bhi skype ke kafi funde, doubts clear ho gaye.. Kya he practical knowledge can never replace theoretical knowledge.

Ab bol bhi do..

Thank you