WARNINGS:WARNINGS:

LANGUAGE, NUDITY, ACTS OF JERKASS-NESS, CRYING

Heather:  CHOCOLATE IS GOODHeather:  IT GIVES YOU ENERGYKyra:  CHOCOLATE IS VERY YUMMEHHeather:  AND SUGAR CRASHESHeather:  LIKE JAMES THE JERKASSKyra:  JAMES DESERVES SUGAR CRASHESHeather:  HE TOTALLY DOESHeather:  HE DESERVED TO BE SICK TOOKyra:  HE HAS TO HAVE THEMHeather:  I IMAGINE HE HAS THEM OFTENHeather:  HE STEALS AL'S CHOCOLATE FROGSHeather:  AND EATS THEM ALLLLLKyra:  HE CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM TEH CHOCOLATEHeather:  NO ITS AN ADDICTIONHeather:  AND MASRHMELLOWSKyra:  SMORESHeather:  HE EATS ALL THE JUNK FOOD TO BE A JERKHeather:  HE NEVER SHARES EVARKyra:  *GASP*Heather:  LILY CRIED WHEN HE STOLE HER COOKIESKyra:  HE'S A MEENIEHeather:  LILY ALWAYS CRIESHeather:  JAMES MAKES HERHeather:  IT IS FUN FOR HIM

Heather:  HE TIMES HIMSELFKyra:  JAMES IS A GIANT JERKASSKyra:  AND A MEENIEHeather:  HIS RECORD IS TEN SECONDSKyra:  AND HE DESERVES ITKyra:  NO MAKING LILY CRYKyra:  SHE DOES IT HERSELFHeather:  WHEN WE GO TO HOGWARTS YOU’RE GONNA BEAT HIM UP RIGHT?Kyra:  YESHeather:  JUNE WILL CRYHeather:  AND LILY WILL TOOKyra:  TOO BADHeather:  JUNE WILL HOLD HIS HAND IN TEH HOSPITAL WINGHeather:  AND BRING HIM CHOCOLATEKyra:  NO CHOCOLATEHeather:  MARSHMELLOWS?Heather:  SHE WILL DO IT ANYWAYSKyra:  OH WELLHeather:  THERE IS NO STOPPING HERKyra:  I'M STILL GONNA BEAT HIM UPHeather:  OKAYHeather:  BUT THEN LILY WILL CRYHeather:  SHE ALWAYS CRYS

Heather:  BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER JAMSIEHeather:  I DUNNO WHY THOUGHKyra:  NOBODY DOESHeather:  LILY DOES REMEMBER?Heather:  JAMES DOESN'T LIKE ITHeather:  IT MESSES UP HIS IMAGEKyra:  YESHeather:  HAVING HIS LITTLE SIS CLINGING TO HIMHeather:  NOT COOL LILY NOT COOLHeather:  THATS WHAT HE TELLS HERKyra:  INOKyra:  BUT HE'S NOT COOLHeather:  SHE TRIED TO FOLLOW HIM TO THE BATHROOM ONCEKyra:  EWHeather:  JAMES WAS PISSEDHeather:  HE SHOVED HERHeather:  OUT OF THE BATHROOMHeather:  SHE SLID IN THE HALLWAYHeather:  AND CRASHED INTO A WALLKyra:  NOEZHeather:  YESHHeather:  THAT SMILY LOOKS KINDA LIKE LILY WHEN SHE CRIESKyra:  WAHHHeather:  SHE JUST LIFTS HER HEAD

Heather:  AND CRIESKyra:  AND CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIESHeather:  TILL GINNY COMES RUNNINGKyra:  YESHHeather:  JAMES SIRIUS POTTER WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING?Heather:  YOU CAN NOT TREAT YOUR SISTER LIKE THATHeather:  BUT MOM SHE TRIED TO FOLLOW ME TO THE BATHROOM!Heather:  THAT IS NOT THE POINT JAMESHeather:  YOU ARE GROUNDEDHeather:  NO CHOCOLATE, OR FOOD, OR ANYTHINGKyra:  THE POINT IS THAT YOU CAN'T HIT YOUR SISTERHeather:  YOU WILL SIT IN THAT CHAIR OVER IN THE CORNERHeather:  THE CHAIR IS WHERE JAMES SPENT HALF OF HIS CHILDHOODKyra:  MORE THAN HALFHeather:  PRETTY MUCH HIS ENTIRE CHILDHOODHeather:  ALBUS SAT THERE ONCEKyra:  NOESKyra:  WHYHeather:  BECAUSE HE WAS DAREDHeather:  TO DO SOMETHINGHeather:  WHEN GINNY FOUND OUTKyra:  JAMES IS MEENHeather:  JAMES SAT THERE FOR A WEEK

Kyra:  WHAT DID HE DOHeather:  HE DARED ALBUS TO PUT HARRYS WAND IN THE FIREPLACEHeather:  ALBUS ALMOST DID ITHeather:  GINNY FOUND HIMHeather:  JUST IN TIMEKyra:  GOODKyra:  THAT'S HARRY'S WANDHeather:  JAMES WAS MADHeather:  BECUASE THE CHAIR WAS HARDHeather:  HIS BUTT HURT AFTER THE FIRST 2 DAYSKyra:  NO SOFT CHAIRS FOR HIMHeather:  ALBUS WAS ALLOWED TO SIT ON A PILLOWHeather:  BECAUSE IT WAS HIS FIRST OFFENSEKyra:  THAT'S GOODHeather:  HE NEVER SAT THERE AGAINHeather:  NEVARHeather:  HE ALWAYS DOES HIS HOMEWORKHeather:  NEVER GETS DETENTIONSHeather:  PLAYS WITH LILYKyra:  HE'S GOODHeather:  SHE DOESN'T LIKE ALBUS THOUGHKyra:  NOESHeather:  HES TOO NICE FOR HERHeather:  JAMES IS MOAR INTERESTING TO LILY

Kyra:  BUT HE'LL TURN HER TO THE DARK SIDEHeather:  MAYBEZKyra:  HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE COOKIESHeather:  MAYBE NOTHeather:  HE ATE THEM ALLHeather:  LILY STILL WANTS SOME LETTUCEKyra:  LETTUCEKyra:  AND CHEEZHeather:  YES YESKyra:  IZ YUMMEHHeather:  CHEEZBISCUITS!Heather:  THATS WHAT AL SAYS INSTEAD OF SWEARINGKyra:  YESHHeather:  WHENEVER SOMEONE SWEARS HARRY PUTS HIS HANDS OVER AL'S EARSKyra:  IT'S A GOOD REPLACEMENT FOR SWEARINGHeather:  PROTECT HIS VIRGIN EARS!Heather:  GINNY DOES LILY'SKyra:  I BET JAMES SWEARS ALL THE TIMEHeather:  HE TOTALLY DOESHeather:  HE HAS THE MOST EXPLICIT WORDSKyra:  DOBBY'S SOCKHeather:  DUMBLEDORE'S BEARDKyra:  HAGRID'S BUTTCRACK

Kyra:  AHH I JUST GOT DEJA VUHeather:  WIZARD SWEARS?Heather:  BEST PPP EPISODEHeather:  WELL ACTUALLY THEY'RE ALL THE BESTKyra:  BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP HIPPOPOTAMUSHeather:  WE NEED MAOR WIZARD SWEARSHeather:  WITH A BUCKET OF ******Heather:  IN A TOWER FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ******* ********Heather:  JAMES KNOWS THEM ALL Kyra:  YESHHeather:  WE NEED MOARHeather:  UNICORN TAILSKyra:  I'LL WATCH IT SOONKyra:  AS SOON AS I CAN KICK MY SISTER OFF THE COMPUTER WITH SOUNDHeather:  "JUST GO AWAY AL, IN A TOWER FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO CAN HEAR YOU ***** *********** *****!Kyra:  JAMES!Kyra:  YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!Heather:  HOW LONG DID HE HAVE TO SIT ON THE CHAIR FOR THAT?Kyra:  LIKE A MONTHHeather:  I BET HIS FIRST WORD WAS A SWEAR WORDKyra:  YESHKyra:  THAT WOULD BE PERFECT

Heather:  "BUDY HELL!"Kyra:  HE GOT IT FROM RONHeather:  I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THATHeather:  GINNY CURSED RON SO MUCHHeather:  HE HAD TO GO TO ST MUNGOSKyra:  OH NOESKyra:  BUT HE GOT OUT REALLY QUICKHeather:  TO GET THE BAT BOGEYS OFF A CERTAIN AREAHeather:  WHICH HE DOES NOT DISPLAY TP THE PUBLICKyra:  I KNOWHeather:  HERMIONE SAW ITHeather:  SHE WAS HORRIFIEDKyra:  HORRIFIEDHeather:  WHAT IS THAT RON?Kyra:  OHMIGOD IT'S -Heather:  ITS-Kyra:  I CAN'T EVEN SAY ITHeather:  RON HAD TO SLEEP ON THE COUCHKyra:  IT'S TERRIBLEKyra:  THE COUCH IS ALL WORN AND OLD AND IT SMELLS LIKE WIZARD FARTSHeather:  IT DOESKyra:  AND RON BROKE ITHeather:  HE FINALLY GOT IT FIXED THOUGH

Heather:  HE WAS ALL NERVOUSHeather:  AND SWEATYKyra:  HE COULDN'T USE HIS WANDHeather:  THE HEALER WAS A WOMANHeather:  IN HER 20SKyra:  YEAHKyra:  HE GOT EMBARASSEDHeather:  RON WOULD NOT TAKE OFF HIS PANTS WHEN SHE ASKEDKyra:  AND HE WANTED A GUY HEALERHeather:  SHE HAD TO BRING IN MORE HEALERSHeather:  TO DO IT FOR HIMHeather:  THERE WERE NO GUY HEALERS WORKING THAT DAYKyra:  AND HE ALMOST FAINTEDHeather:  I THINK HE DIDHeather:  SO SHE CURED HIMHeather:  IT TOOK 3 SECONDSKyra:  AND HE RAN AWAYHeather:  RON WOKE UP IN AN EMPTY ROOMHeather:  WITH HIS PANTS OFFHeather:  NONE THEREHeather:  THEN HE RAN AWAYKyra:  AND HE COVERED HIS BITS WITH HIS HANDSHeather:  LIKE YOU SAIDHeather:  RUNNING AND SHRIEKING

Kyra:  SO NOBODY WOULD SEE THEMHeather:  HE DIDN’T HAVE HIS WANDHeather:  SO HE COULDN'T APPARATEKyra:  IT WAS TERRIFYINGHeather:  HE FORGOT HIS HOUSE KEYKyra:  LOTS OF PEOPLE SAW HIMHeather:  SO HE WENT TO HARRYS HOUSEHeather:  LILY OPENED THE DOORKyra:  AND SCREAMEDHeather:  THEN....Heather:  SHE CRIEDHeather:  SHE WAS SACREDHeather:  *SCAREDKyra:  AND SHE SLAMMED THE DOORHeather:  CRYINGKyra:  IN RON'S FACEHeather:  SHE HAD NIGHTMARES EVER SINCEHeather:  WHICH IS WHY SHE CRIES AT NIGHTHeather:  PART OF THE REASON ANYWAYSKyra:  HARRY WOULDN'T LET RON COME OVER FOR MONTHSHeather:  HE MISSED CHRISTMASHeather:  THAT YEARHeather:  NO TURKEYHeather:  ALL ALONE AT HOME

Heather:  HERMIONE AND THE KIDS WERE AT HARRY'SHeather:  EVERYTHING WAS AKWARDKyra:  AND LILY WAS HIDINGHeather:  LILY WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE WAS SADHeather:  SHE WANTED TO CHEER THEM UPHeather:  HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHILDREN COMPETING IN A PAGENT?Heather:  SHE DANCED LIKE THEMKyra:  YEAHHeather:  ALKL PROVOCATIVEHeather:  CUZ THATS WHAT THEY DO IN PAGENTSHeather:  RIPPING OFF A VELCRO SKIRTKyra:  AND SHE MADE IT MORE AWKWARDHeather:  AND SWIGING IT AROUNDHeather:  WIGGLING HER NON- EXISTENT HIPSKyra:  AL AND HUGO WENT AWAYHeather:  JAMES WAS LAUGHINGKyra:  THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SEEHeather:  HE THOUGH IT WAS FUNNYHeather:  HARRY WAS COVERING HIS EYESHeather:  AND GINNY'S TOOKyra:  HERMIONE WAS TRYING TO GET LILY TO STOPHeather:  ROSIE WAS HIDING BEHIND HER BOOKHeather:  LILY DIDN'T WANT TO STOPKyra:  SHE WAS HAVING FUN

Heather:  SO MUCH FUNHeather:  SHE DID IT IN PUBLIC TOOHeather:  SHE TOOK TO WEARING A BATHING SUIT UNDER HER CLOTHESHeather:  SO WHEN SHE DID HER SKIRT ROUTINE YOU WOULDN'T SEE ANYTHINGKyra:  BUT HARRY AND GINNY STOPPED LETTING HER GO PLACESKyra:  EXCEPT SCHOOLHeather:  YESHeather:  WAIT SHES NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO SCHOOLHeather:  IM THINKING SHE WENT TO MUGGLE SCHOOLKyra:  YESHeather:  SHE DID HER ROUTINE THEREHeather:  THE KIDS LOVED ITHeather:  JUNE IS ON!Kyra:  INOHeather:  OKAYZHeather:  I WILL TELL HER ABOUT THE SKIRT ROUTINEHeather:  AND POST THIS ON LJ.Heather:  YOU WILL BE FMOUSKyra:  OKAYHeather:  YAYZ