By Tony FeoleProfessional Writing

2/9/10

Get on a reality show! These people are nobodies who become famous virtually over night!

There are several examples of reality show fame The Dating Shows The Dating Shows Reality Game ShowsReality Game Shows Formerly Famous Family ShowsFormerly Famous Family Shows MTV “Reality Shows”MTV “Reality Shows”

Don’t even think about being born to someone who isn’t: RichRich A former singer/model/athlete/movie starA former singer/model/athlete/movie star

Have a famous sibling and use that connection for all its worth! If they don’t care about you, they probably If they don’t care about you, they probably

love your sibling and will at least give you a love your sibling and will at least give you a chance.chance.

This step usually involves the least amount This step usually involves the least amount of talent; it’s all in your genes!of talent; it’s all in your genes!

Some talent

No talent

This step is quite simple: Get on a Disney show/Get in involved with a Get on a Disney show/Get in involved with a

Disney franchise.Disney franchise. When? Now.When? Now.

The more clean cut you are, the more the people will care once you “grow up.” The more of a train wreck you are, the more The more of a train wreck you are, the more

famous you will become.famous you will become. Get photographed smoking, drinking, or Get photographed smoking, drinking, or

dating someone too old for you.dating someone too old for you.

This= This= Bad! Bad! This= This= Good!Good!

Your meaningless rants, videos, and general nothingness will be seen by someone! Twitter Twitter (Tweet (Tweet

a celebrity! They a celebrity! They might answer!)might answer!)

MySpace MySpace ((SomeSome people people still use it…)still use it…)

YouTubeYouTube (Your (Your video will end up video will end up on E! Next thing on E! Next thing you know, you’ll you know, you’ll be hosting your be hosting your own MTV talk own MTV talk show!)show!)

Examples: Examples: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber, “Leave Britney “Leave Britney Alone”Alone”

Be a celebrity’s “b.f.f.,” bodyguard, assistant, groupie, etc. Use your Use your

connection to connection to release your own release your own album, branch out album, branch out into acting, etc.into acting, etc.

Go behind their Go behind their back and sell your back and sell your tell-all recollections tell-all recollections of their “secret life.”of their “secret life.”

If all else fails…If all else fails…marry the celebrity. marry the celebrity.

(Note: He is smiling (Note: He is smiling all the way to the all the way to the bank bank ))

Make sure a Make sure a personal tape personal tape “accidentally” “accidentally” leaks onto the leaks onto the internet and into internet and into video stores.video stores.

(Be honest…did you know who she was before?)

This is a tough one…

But… let’s But… let’s face it…the face it…the more more unexpected unexpected and tragic and tragic your death your death is…the is…the more more famous you famous you become. become.

No Oscar (2001)

Oscar (2008)

Heath Ledger1979-2008