An iPhone Chalkboard Message BoardWe’re pretty sure that the entire purpose of the iPhone is to advance us, technologically speaking, so going this old school feels a little strange. But the practicality bothers us too. Who walks around with a piece of chalk? We suggest Post-its—or using the Notes function that comes standard

on most smart phones.

Chalkboard Painted Gift WrapIsn’t the point of a gift bag to make gift

giving EASIER? If you’re going to go to all of this trouble, you might as well really

wrap it.

Chalkboard Refrigerator MakeoverThis project we actually understand. In theory, it’s brilliant. It’s the execution and longevity that we question. Would those greasy fried chicken hands leave unusable spots? Would chalk dust constantly transfer to clothes? This an expensive potential disaster.

Chalkboard Composition NotebookWe are all for making things look more beautiful, but this just seems like an enormous waste of effort. A notebook has a cover that can be customized, and covers can be purchased if you really loathe the look. Chalkboard is expensive—why use it on a $0.98 item?

Chalkboard Cheese PlateNothing says “Welcome to our party!” than a big slab of chalk dust cheese. Seriously. Paper isn’t bad. In some cases, it’s much preferable to the alternative, which should not be ingested.