25 Quotes That Make You Laugh 3

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"Advice is what we ask for

when we already know the

answer butwish we didn't."

- Erica Jong


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"Never interrupt your enemy

when he is making a mistake."- Napoleon Bonaparte


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"When I eventually met Mr.

Right I had no idea that his

first name wasAlways."


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"I don't know the key to success

but I know the key to failure is

trying to please everybody."- Bill Cosby


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"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but

most stupid people are conservative."- John Stuart Mill


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"I never think of the future-it comes soon enough."

- Albert Einstein


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"If you don't know where you

are going, you will wind up

somewhere else!"- Yogi Berra.


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"Marriage iswhen a man and

woman become

as one; the

trouble starts

when they try

to decidewhich one."


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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I geta divorce, I keep the house."- Zsa Zsa Gabor


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"The trouble with being

punctual is thatnobody's

there to appreciate it."- Franklin P. Jones.


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"A lot of people are

afraid of heights. Not me,

I'm afraid ofwidths."- Steven Wright.


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"Just because nobodycomplains doesn't mean all

parachutes are perfect."- Benny Hill.


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"Life is what happens to

you while you're busy

making other plans"- John Lennon.


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"Everybody is born with

genius, but most people only

keep ita few minutes."- Anonymous.


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"The most dangerousposition in which to

sleep is with your feet

on your office desk."- Anonymous.

" l h k ' f h l h


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"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her

think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."- Lyndon B. Johnson


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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your

memory goes, and I can't remember the other two"-Sir Norman Wisdom


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"Expecting the world to treat you

fairly because you are good is like

expecting the bull not to charge

because you are a vegetarian."

- Dennis Wholey

"Middl i h h d iddl "


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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."- Bob Hope


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"A successful man is one who makes

more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who

can find such a man."

- Lana Turner


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"I found there was

only one way to look

thin: hang outwith

fat people."- Rodney Dangerfield


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"For there is nothing

either good or bad,

thinking makes it so."

- William Shakespeare


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"You can pretend to be serious;

you cant pretend to be witty."- Sacha Guitry


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"Its not the size of the Dog in the fight,

Its the size of the fight in the Cat (Dog)."- Mark Twain


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"Friends may come and go,but enemies accumulate."

Thank You Very Much

Sompong Yusoontorn

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