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I wish I were a cat because
the fatter you are,
the more people like you...Item# 0197
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“Your socks look great
with your loafers”...
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There are some people in life
that make you laugh
a little louder, smile a little
bigger and live just a littlebit better.
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If you walk a mile in my shoes...
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Unless you can be a unicorn...
Always be yourself.Item# 0013
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Let’s go somewhere...Item# 0006
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We are so hilarious.
I feel bad for the people...
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To my children:
Never make fun of having to
help me with computer stuff...
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Maybe it’s a good time
to start accepting yourself
the way you are...
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Note to self:YOU are AMAZING...
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Wishing your pets could talk
is fun until you remember...
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No one looks back on
their life and remembers...
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No one looks back on
their life and remembers...
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I’m not 40...
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It’s a great excuse for us to...
Thanks for being born.
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What if I fall?
Oh, but my darling...
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All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideAge Birthday
70 isn’t old...
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if you’re a tree.
Happy Birthday
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ABD/70 Tree
Every time a woman turns 40...Item# 0563
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a cougar is born.
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ABD/Every Time A Woman
Looks 22
Feels 18
Acts 10...
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That makes you 50
Happy Birthday!
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ABD/Looks 22, Feels 18, Act 10
Oh-no,
say it isn’t so...
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Not The Big 5-0!
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ABD/Not The Big 5-0
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BD/Darling
until going bra-less pulls
the wrinkles out of your
face.
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Darling, you’re not old...
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When I was born,
I was given a choice ~
a big schlong
or a good memory...
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I don’t remember what I
chose! Happy Birthday
you big stud muffin!
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BD/Given a Choice
20% stud 80% muffinItem# 0599
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Happy Birthday Stud
Muffin
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BD/Stud
I’ve discovered the
fountain of youth...
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and it looks and
tastes a lot like
Vodka!
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BD/Fountain Of Youth
However old you are...
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ABD/New 30
is the new 30.
Happy Birthday!
Every year, on this day,
I know I’d MARRY YOU
all over again!
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AN/Marry You
Happy Anniversary!
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Anniversary
I know you had lots of
birthday wishes yesterday, but
who is thinking of you today?...
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Me, that’s who!
Happy Belated Birthday
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BBD/Belated Woman
Belated Birthday Birthday
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ABD/Best Part Of Being Over 40
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The best part of being over 40...
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is we did all our
stupid stuff BEFORE the
Internet. Happy Birthday!
The best part of being over 40...
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ABD/Over 40
is we did all
our stupid stuff
BEFORE the Internet.
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…you should be 10
times that excited!
Happy 50th Birthday
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ABD/10 Times
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Happy 50th Birthday!
You don’t look a day
over fabulous!
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ABD/Birthday 50
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All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideBirthday
Someday we’ll be two
sweet old ladies...
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BD/Sweet Old Ladies
you go first! Happy
Birthday!
A short poem about WRINKLES:
Go braless every now and then...
do it with style and grace.
looking youngWhen trying to keep
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to pull the wrinkles
out of your face.
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BD/A Short Poem
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BD/I Recycle
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Of course I recycle...
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I’ve been using the same
age for years now!
Once you lick the frosting
it becomes a muffin...
off a cupcake
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and muffins are
healthy. You’re
welcome.
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BD/Cupcake
You’re not old...
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just a vicim of gravity!
Happy Birthday
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BD/You’re Not Old
Since things get better
with age...
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BD/Since Things
I’m probably close to
magnificent by now!
Holy #%@*!
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BD/Holy
You’re how old?
Think old and you’ll be old.
Think young and you’ll be a
delusional OLD FART!
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BD/Delusional
Happy Birthday you
marvelous old fart!
Older than dirt?
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BD/Older Than Dirt
I knew dirt when it was
still a rock!
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BD/Wrinkle
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wrinkle wrinkle little star...Item# 0578
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I’ll never tell how old
you are!
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BD/Wishing You Another Year
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Wishing you another year
full of Amazing Adventures...
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Blue Skies * Dreams
Come True * Happiness *
Laughter * Joy * Love
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BD/Here’s To Another Year
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Happy Birthday!
Here’s to another year of
laughing at our own jokes...
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and keeping each other
sane! Love Ya!
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BD/365 Days Lovelier
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365 days lovelier
than before
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Happy Birthday!
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BD/Everyday You Sparkle HIM
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Every day you sparkle...
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but today you RULE!
***Happy Birthday***
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Happy Birthday!
Blah
BlahBlah...
...PROSECCO!Item# 0533
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BD/Prosecco
Here’s to celebrating
you!
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
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BD/Life Should Not Only Be
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Life should not only be lived...
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it should be celebrated!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Age Is Just A Number
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Age is just a number...
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In your case a really
high one!
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BD/A Grain Of Salt
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Take every birthday with
a grain of salt...
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This works much better
if the salt accompanies
a large Margarita!
4
Birthday
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BD/Everyday You Sparkle HER
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Every day you sparkle...Item# 0522
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but today you RULE!
***Happy Birthday***
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BD/Good Boy
You started out a good boy.
Then you became a swell kid.
You turned into a
wonderful guy.
Later you grew up to be a
strong, solid man.
Now...
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you’re just an old FART!
Happy Birthday!
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When I was young,
I couldn’t wait to get older...
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BD/Expecting Shit
well, I wasn’t
expecting this shit!
Happy Birthday!
A good friend
knows all your stories...
A great friend
helped you write them!
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BD/Great Friend
Sending birthday
hugs and wishes!
Real friends
don’t judge each other...
they judge
other people, together
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BD/Judge People
Have a super duper
Birthday filled with
pretty things and cake!
Be Happy,
It drives people crazy!
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BD/Happy Crazy
Here’s wishing you
happiness and joy that
never ends
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Golden Years
“Golden Years”
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my ass.
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BD/Geezer
“Geezer”...
Formerly known as
“Stud Muffin”
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BD/Happy Hour
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You know you’re old...
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Happy Birthday
stud muffin!
when “Happy Hour” is a
nap! Happy Birthday old
fellow!
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BD/Dignified and Sober
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At your age, people
expect you to
be calm, dignified
and sober...
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disappoint them!
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May your birthday be filled
with merriment and shenanigans...
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BD/Shenanigans
but mostly shenanigans!
...and WINE!
May your birthday
be filled with joy...
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Designed & Printed
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Birthday
I just burned 2000 calories...
That’s the last time I leave
brownies in the oven
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Happy Birthday!
You’re now older (and hopefully
wiser) Have a great day!
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BD/2000 Calories
I hope you celebrate
your birthday appropriately...
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with lots of booze and
bad decisions!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Bad Decisions
May you live to be so old
that your driving terrifies people!
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Like a fine wine,
we get better with age...
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Here’s wishing you
happiness and joy that
never ends!
Happy Birthday!
or rather, we feel
better about our age
with lots of wine!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Driving
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BD/Fine Wine
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BD/Glazed Donuts
…sometimes it’s better
not to remember how
many you’ve had! Happy
Birthday!
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BD/Vodka Flavour
I’m so old, that I remember
when Vodka only came
in Vodka flavour.
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You’re not old!
just more experienced at
being you!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Rum Cake
I was gonna make you a rum cake...
...but now it’s just a cake
and I’m drunkItem# 0331
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Happy Birthday!
Put on your party
hat and celebrate!
It’s scientifically proven
that people who have more
birthdays live longer.
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Here’s to another year
of being AWESOME
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Live Longer
Cheers, Beers and many more years!
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Happy Beer-th day!
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BD/Cheers Beers
Technically, if you don’t cut the cake,
and just eat the whole thing with a fork...
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you are still only
having one piece!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/One Piece
It’s a great excuse for us to...
Thanks for being born.
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get drunk and eat cake!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Get Drunk
Another year to prove...
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that “older” doesn’t
necessarily mean
“wiser”.
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Older Wiser
can turn into a hip-hip
hip replacement!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Hip Replacement
Careful!
At your age, that hip-hip hooray...
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BD/New Skills
With age comes new skills...
you can laugh, cough, sneeze,
and pee all at the same time!
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Wishing you everything
wonderful!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/ Running
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May your birthday be
filled with enough joy
and smiles to last the
whole year!
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If you have to ask if it’s too
early to drink wine...
you’re an amateur and we
can’t be friends.Item# 0318
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Like a fine wine we
get better with age or
rather, we feel better
about our age with
lots of wine!
Happy Birthday!
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BD/Wine Amateur
YES YOU!
THE OLD ONE!
HELLO!
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Hope your birthday is
AWESOME!
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BD/Birthday Old One
a crazy cat lady!
One year closer to being
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Hope your birthday is
something special
just like you!
Have a great day!
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BD/Crazy Cat
hashtag was called a pound sign.
And before that, we played
Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit!
I’m so old, I remember when a
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You’re not old!
just more experienced at
being you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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BD/Pound Sign
Carpe
diem!
out of this
the hell
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29267 225926 8
May your birthday be
filled with sunshine,
smiles, laughter,
love and cheer!
4953US-0314
BD/Carpe Hell
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
So when is this...
Item# 029929267 110866 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225856 0
4953US-0299
BD/Know Better
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
A whole year...
Item# 029629267 110846 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225846 3
4953US-0296
BD/Incredibler
old enough to
know better”
supposed to kick in?
more incrediblerer!
A little bird told me it was
your birthday...
Item# 0290$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711117 67
Printed in Canada.
29267 225806 5
4953US-0290
BD/Ate Him
Not saying you’re old...
Item# 0294$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711156 66
Printed in Canada.
29267 225826 9
4953US-0294
BD/Brush Fire
It’s your birthday...
Item# 029529267 110836 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0295
BD/Whoop
29267 225836 6
I ATE HIM.but your birthday cake
looks like a brush
fire.
whoop-de-frickin ‘do.
It doesn’t matter if the glass
MORE WINE!
there is clearly room for
is half empty or half full...
Item# 031029267 11802 26 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0310_MoreWine-v2-wBorder-v2.indd 1 16-07-07 1:48 PM
29267 225916 1
Life should not only
be lived, It should be
celebrated!
Happy Birthday!
4953US-0310
BD/More Wine
29267 225906 4
It’s all fun and games ‘til...
your jeans don’t fit anymore.
Item# 0308$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 29267118008 6
Printed in Canada.
May your birthday be
filled with excitement,
joy and laughter!
4953US-0308
BD/Fun And Games
You’re not old...
Item# 030729267 111206 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0307
BD/Old Vintage
you’re Vintage!
Happy Birthday
29267 225896 8
You’re not getting old...
Item# 032129267 11810 76 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225986 0
you’re just becoming
a classic!
4953US-0321
BD/Birthday Classic
29267 225976 3
Best wishes for
a wonderful day
and a year filled
with happiness!
4953US-0319
BD/Dog Years Girl
7
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted Inside
As we gather together for your BIRTHDAY,
may our glasses be full,
our cake have lots of frosting...
Item# 0251$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711150 64
Printed in Canada.
29267 225726 0
4953US-0251
BD/Gather Together
and our pants be
stretchy.
May your birthday
be filled with joy...
Item# 024629267 110736 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225716 3
4953US-0246
BD/Joy Wine
and WINE!
Birthday
29267 225636 8
Age and glasses of wine...
Item# 0198$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711139 69
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0198
BD/Age Wine
should never be
counted!
Happy Birthday
Divorce
Getting divorced sucks...
Item# 052629267 13294 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
526-0279_Divorced-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:21 AM
29267 226816 9
4953US-0526
DI/Getting Divorce Sucks
being divorced doesn’t!
Let’s Celebrate!
Item# 050429267 13272 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
504-0032_LetsCelebrate_Revised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:54 PM
29267 226696 7
4953US-0504
CO/ Let’s Celebrate
So proud of you!
Congrats Everyday
4953US-0245
BD/Facebook Birthday
29267 225706 6
I’d know it was your birthday...
Item# 051529267 13283 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
515-0245_FacebookBirthday-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:08 AM
even without facebook.
Like a fine wine we get
better with age...
or rather, we feel better
about our age withlots of wine!
Happy Birthday!
If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine...you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends.
Item# 0318
29267 118077
6
$3.25 US / $4.49 CANPrinted in Canada.
4953US-0585
ED/Viagra
29267 227136 7
I’m taking viagra
and drinking prune juice...
Item# 058529267 16655 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0585-was0415_Viagra-v2-Border-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:07 AM
I don’t know if I’m
coming or going!
4953US-0586
ED/Good Side Effects
29267 227146 4
Why are there never any
good side effects?
Just once I’d like to read a
medication bottle that says...
Item# 058629267 16656 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0586-was0414_Sexiness-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:09 AM
may cause extreme
sexiness.
4953US-0583
ED/Skinny Woman
29267 227116 3
There’s a skinny woman inside
of me crying to get out...
Item# 058329267 16653 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0583-was0419_Skinny-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:52 AM
but I can usually shut
her up with Chocolate!
4953US-0580
ED/I’m Not Slurring
I’m speaking in
cursive!
29267 227086 3
I’m not slurring...
Item# 058029267166504 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0580-was0424_C
ursive-wBorder-R
esized-wM
anuLogo.indd 119-01-15 10:59 AM
4953US-0572
ED/Nickname
29267 227046 5
My nickname is “Mom”,
but my full name is...Item# 0572$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
29267 16642 96
0572-was0439_MomMomMom-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:13 AM
Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom
4953US-0571
ED/Time To Sit And Read
29267 227036 8
I want time to sit and read,
take a nap, and snack...
Item# 057129267 16641 26 $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
basically, I want to be
in Kindergarten.
4953US-0573
ED/Gin And Tonic
and I’m the only one who
knows about it.
29267 227056 2
My office has
just started
at my desk...
“Gin & Tonic Tuesdays”
It takes place
Item# 057329267166436 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0573-was0438_G
inTonic-wBorder-R
esized-wM
anuLogo.indd 119-01-15 10:14 AM
has clearly never had
cupcakes. Or wine. Or
chocolate. Or pizza.
Whoever said “Nothing tastes
as good as skinny feels”...
Item# 056729267 16637 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0567-was0445_SkinnyFeels-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:02 AM
29267 227016 4
4953US-0567
ED/Nothing Tastes
8
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideEveryday
4953US-0538
ED/Drunk Disorderly
29267 226896 5
We go together like...
Item# 053829267 15389 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
Drunk and Disorderly!
4953US-0520
ED/When Someone Tries To Rain
poke them in the eye
with your umbrella.
4953US-0519
ED/It’s All Fun & Games Until
29267 226766 5
It’s all fun and games until...
Item# 051929267 13287 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
519-0253_FunandGames-wBorderREsized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:12 AM
you have to wake up and
be a parent at 6am.
4953US-0518
ED/If You Ever See Me Drinking
29267 226756 8
If you ever see me drinking
a Bud Light Lime...
Item# 051829267 13286 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
518-0252_BudLight_Revised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:11 AM
I have been kidnapped
and am trying to signal
you.
4953US-0555
ED/After Dealing
29267 226936 2
After dealing with
people all day...
Item# 0555 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
29267 16625 26
0555-was0469_CatAllDay-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 7:40 AM
I realize how much I
love my cat.
4953US-0549
ED/Life Camera
29267 226916 8
FOCUS - on what’s important
LIFE IS LIKE A CAMERA
CAPTURE - the good times
DEVELOP - from the negatives
And if things don’t work out...
Item# 054929267 15392 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0549_LifeCamera-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-30 2:58 PM
Just take another SHOT.I guess that makes me a
drinkie
29267 226996 4
Oh, you’re a foodie?
Item# 056529267 16635 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0565-was0447_Foodie-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 9:16 AM
I can stop as soon
as I finish the next
chapter.
29267 227006 7
I’m not addicted to reading...
Item# 056629267 16636 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0566-was0446_AddictedReading-wBorder-Resized-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 9:28 AM
4953US-0566
ED/Addicted To Reading
4953US-0565
ED/Oh You’re A Foodie
you’re not going that
way.
4953US-0503
ED/Don’t Look Back
Don’t look back...
Item# 050329267 13271 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
503-0015_DontLookBack-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:52 PM
29267 226686 0
~Stand tall and proud
~Go out on a limb
Advice from a tree:
~Remember your roots
~Drink plenty of water
~Be content with your
natural beauty...Item# 0475
29267 12310 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0475_TreeAdvice-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 12:24 PM
29267 226586 1
4953US-0475
ED/Tree Advice
enjoy the view.
Life always offers you
a second chance...
Item# 047129267 12309 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0471_SecondChance-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 12:23 PM
29267 226576 4
4953US-0471
ED/A Second Chance
It’s called tomorrow.
29267 226566 7
We have officially reached the age
where we are smack dab between
“pretty much everything annoys
the crap out of us”...
Item# 046729267123088 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0467_RatsAss-v2-w
Border-Resized.indd 1
17-02-01 11:31 AM
4953US-0467
ED/Everything Annoys Us
and “we don’t give a
rats ass”.
If you walk a mile in my shoes...
Item# 045929267 12305 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0459_WineBar-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:22 AM
29267 226536 6
4953US-0459
ED/Mile In My Shoes
you’ll end up in a wine
bar.
4953US-0451
ED/Be Whatever
29267 226506 5
Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly.
Be weird. Be whatever...
Item# 045129267 12302 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0451_CrazyStupid -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:17 AM
because life is too
short to be anything
but happy.
29267 226496 9
4953US-0449
ED/Getting Lucky
At my age “getting lucky” means
walking into a room...
Item# 044929267 12301 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0449_GetLucky -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:15 AM
and remembering what I
came in for.
9
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideEveryday
29267 226486 2
4953US-0441
ED/Glasses of Water
How come 8 glasses of water
a day feels impossible...
Item# 044129267 12300 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0441_8GlassesWater -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:13 AM
but 7 glasses of wine
can be done in a meal?
4953US-0433
ED/Resting Bitch Face
resting bitch face keeps
you pretty.
Smiling gives you wrinkles...
Item# 043329267 15382 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 226456 1
Ever stop to think...
Item# 042829267 12295 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0428_Forget-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:02 AM
29267 226426 0
4953US-0428
ED/Stop To Think
and forget to
start again?
4953US-0416
ED/Laugh, Cough, Sneeze
You know you’re getting old...
Item# 041629267 12292 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0416_LaughPee-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:55 AM
29267 226396 0
when you can laugh,
cough, sneeze and pee
all at the same time!
29267 226406 6
Happiness is having a large,
loving, caring, close-knit family...
Item# 041829267122937 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0418_OtherC
ity-v2-wBorder-R
esized.indd 117-02-01 2:40 PM
4953US-0418
ED/Another City
in another city!
Am I getting older...
Item# 039029267 12285 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0390_Supermarket-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:28 AM
29267 226296 1
4953US-0390
ED/Am I Getting Older
or has the supermarket
begun playing great
music?
4953US-0392
ED/Earrings
I don’t want to brag,
or make anyone jealous but...
Item# 039229267 15377 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 226306 7
I can still fit into the
earrings I wore in high
school!
4953US-0412
ED/Glass Half Full
29267 226376 6
Some say the glass is half full.
Some say the glass is half empty.
We say...
Item# 041229267 12290 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0412_HalfFull-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:51 AM
are you going to drink
that?
To my children:
Never make fun of having to
help me with computer stuff...
Item# 040929267 12289 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0409_Children-v2-wBorder-Resized.idml 1 17-02-01 10:49 AM
29267 226366 9
4953US-0409
ED/My Children
I taught you how to use
a spoon.
4953US-0401
ED/Fuck Shit
A wise woman once said
“Fuck this shit”...Item# 0401
29267 15379 56 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 226336 8
and she lived happily
ever after.
4953US-0386
ED/Journey To The Grave
but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, wine in the
other, body thoroughly used up,
totally worn out and screaming
“WOO HOO what a ride!”
29267 226286 4
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well preserved body...
Item# 038629267122845 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0386_LifeJourney-v2-wBorder-R
esized.indd 117-02-01 10:26 AM
That’s a horrible idea...Item# 0378
Printed in Canada.
29267 12280 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
0378_HorribleIdea-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 2:32 PM
29267 226246 6
4953US-0378
ED/Horrible Idea
what time?
4953US-0385
ED/Giggles
until someone giggles
and shits!
29267 226276 7
It’s all shits and giggles...
Item# 038529267122838 6
Printed in Canada.
$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
0385_ShitsGiggles-v2-w
Border-Resized.indd 1
17-02-01 10:25 AM
I’m not sure if my headache
is because I’m dehydrated,
or that I need caffeine...
Item# 028629267 110816 1 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0286
ED/Headache Wine
but I’m fairly
certain that
it can be fixed with
a bottle of wine.
29267 225796 9
4953US-0265
ED/Chocolate Salad
chocolate is salad.
Chocolate comes from cocoa,
which is a tree.
That makes it a plant...
Item# 026529267 110796 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225776 5
10
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideEveryday
Pilates???
Oh heavens NO!...
Item# 025529267 110756 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225746 4
4953US-0255
ED/Pilates
I thought you said
“Pie and Lattes”
If it requires pants or a bra...
Item# 0208$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711142 69
Printed in Canada.
29267 225646 5
4953US-0208
ED/Pants Bra
it’s just not
happening today.
I wish I were a cat because
the fatter you are,
the more people like you...
Item# 019729267 111386 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225626 1
4953US-0197
ED/Wish Cat
and you get to
sleep all day.
I’m pissed...
Item# 018529267 111356 1 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225596 1
4953US-0185
ED/Pissed
let’s go buy shit.
Life without books is like
an unsharpened pencil...
Item# 0172$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711133 67
Printed in Canada.
29267 225586 4
4953US-0172
ED/Unsharpened Pencil
it has no point.
I swear I was doing the dishes...
but then I had to let the dog out...
then my phone went off...
Item# 0171$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711132 60
Printed in Canada.
29267 225576 7
4953US-0171
ED/Dishes
and somehow I ended
up reading.
Learn a lesson from your dog~
No matter what life
brings you...
Item# 016629267 110726 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225556 3
4953US-0166
ED/Dog Shit
kick some grass
over that shit
and move on.
I hate how my husband
gets hungry...
Item# 013829267 111146 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225526 2
4953US-0138
ED/Hungry Husband
every single day.
a woman’s mood...
Only 3 things can change
Item# 013229267 111126 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225516 5
4953US-0132
ED/Womens Mood
1. I love you
2. 50% discount
3. Wine
I don’t refer to it as gossiping,
I prefer...
Item# 013129267 111116 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225506 8
4953US-0131
ED/Gossiping
“sharing our opinions
about other people’s
life choices”.
stop reading and get
things done...
Sometimes I tell myself to
Item# 012729267 111246 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225486 5
4953US-0127
ED/Laugh Turn Page
then I laugh and
turn the page.
reading an amazing book...
My first thought after
Item# 012829267 111256 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225496 2
4953US-0128
ED/Amazing Book
“Well, this sucks.
What the heck am I
supposed to do now?”
29267 225436 0
I’m playing that game where the
floor is made of lava...
Item# 0057$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711104 67
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0057
ED/Lava
so I obviously can’t
get out of my bed
or I’ll die.
4953US-0054
ED/Dentist Crown
My dentist told me
I needed a crown...
Item# 005429267 15375 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225426 3
I was like I know, right?
All you need is love...
Item# 005029267 111026 3 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225416 6
4953US-0050
ED/Love Cat
and a cat.
11
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideEveryday
“Your socks look great
with your loafers”...
Item# 003429267 110566 9 $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
29267 225406 9
4953US-0034
ED/Socks Loafers
said no one ever.
pair of Crocs”...
“Wow, that’s a nice lookin’
Item# 003329267 111006 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225396 3
4953US-0033
ED/Crocs
said no one ever.
No one looks back on
their life and remembers...
Item# 003029267 110556 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225386 6
4953US-0030
ED/Plenty Sleep
the nights they had
plenty of sleep.
I love the taste of water.
Especially frozen into cubes...
Item# 002729267 110986 9 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225376 9
4953USUS-0027
ED/Frozen Vodka
and completely
surrounded by Vodka.
Thank you humidity...
Item# 002429267 110966 5 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225366 2
4953US-0024
ED/Humidity
I always wanted to be
the Lion King.
There is nothing better
than a book so good
you can’t put it down...
Item# 002229267 110956 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225356 5
4953US-0022
ED/Book So Good
Well, maybe fairies that
clean, cook, babysit and
feed me with a spoon.
All I ask
is that you treat me
no differently...Item# 001729267 110926 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225346 8
4953US-0017
ED/Queen
than you would
the Queen.
29267 225336 1
Life is better...
Item# 0016$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711091 60
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0016
ED/Laughing
when you’re laughing.
so hard...
Sometimes I laugh
Item# 001129267 110516 4
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
29267 225296 4
4953US-0011
ED/Tears Leg
the tears run down
my leg.
Unless you can be a unicorn...
Always be yourself.
Item# 001329267 11053 86
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
29267 225316 7
4953US-0013
ED/Unicorn
then always be a
unicorn.
4953US-0525
EN/Making A Big Life Change
Making a big life change
is pretty scary.
But, know what’s even scarier?...
Item# 052529267 13293 66 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
525-0278_Regret_Revised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:20 AM
29267 226806 2
regret.
Make today so AWESOME...
Item# 0301$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711118 64
Printed in Canada.
29267 225866 7
4953US-0301
EN/Yesterday Jealous
yesterday gets jealous.
When people try to rain
on your parade...
Item# 025429267 111516 1 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225736 7
4953US-0254
EN/Poke Eye
poke them in the eye
with your umbrella.
Encouragement
What if I fall?
Oh, but my darling...
Item# 019229267 111606 3 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
Your time as a caterpillar
has expired...
Item# 0186$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711136 68
Printed in Canada.
29267 225606 7
4953US-0192
EN/What If I Fall
4953US-0186
EN/Caterpillar
what if you fly? your wings are ready.
29267 225616 4
12
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideFriendship
29267 226676 3
A good friend...
Item# 050229267 13270 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
502-0005_CheaperTherapy-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:52 PM
4953US-0502
FR/A Good Friend Is Cheaper
is cheaper than
therapy.
4953US-0500
FR/You Drink Too Much
29267 226666 6
swear too much
You drink too much,
and have questionable morals...
Item# 050029267 13268 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
500-0001_drinktoomuch-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:50 PM
you’re everything
I’ve ever wanted in a
friend.
4953US-0494
FR/If I Ever Get Into Trouble
It’s comforting to know
that if I ever get into trouble
you’ll be there for me...
Item# 049429267 12662 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0494_Trouble-wBorderResize.indd 1 17-07-27 11:41 AM
mostly because you were
probably involved, but also
because you’re a good friend.
29267 226656 9
4953US-0493
FR/When To Pour Wine
A real friend knows when to
listen, when to stop listening.
When to talk,
When to stop talking.
When to pour wine,
When to stop pouring...Item# 049329267 12661 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0493_PourWine-wBorderResize.indd 1 17-07-27 11:40 AM
and just hand over
the bottle.
29267 226646 2 29267 226596 8
4953US-0479
FR/Favourite Adventure
There are some people in life
that make you laugh
a little louder, smile a little
bigger and live just a little
bit better.Item# 047929267 12311 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0479_LaughLouder-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 12:25 PM
You are my favourite
adventure.
29267 226546 3
4953US-0460
FR/Bad Influence
but damn we are fun!
We are a bad influence...
Item# 0460
Printed in Canada.
29267 12306 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
0460_BadInfluence-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:24 AM
29267 226526 9
You are my best friend,
my human diary,
and my other half.
Item# 045829267 12304 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0458_HumanDiary -v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:19 AM
4953US-0458
FR/Human Diary
You mean the world to
me and I love you.
4953US-0436
FR/You’re Only As Strong
and the friends you
roll with!
29267 226476 5
You’re only as strong
as the tables you dance on,
the drinks you mix...
Item# 043629267122999 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0436_FriendsRoll-v2-w
Border-Resized.indd 1
17-02-01 12:27 PM
4953US-0434
FR/Same Kind of Crazy
make the very best
friends in the world!
29267 226466 8
Friends who share the same kind of crazy...
Item# 043429267122982 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0434_Crazy-v2-w
Border-Resized.indd 1
17-02-01 11:10 AM
29267 226386 3
4953US-0413
FR/Together
We’ve been through
so much together...
Item# 041329267 12291 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0413_YourFault-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:53 AM
and most of it was your
fault!
4953US-0569
FR/Friends With Benefits
29267 227026 1
I wish I had
“friends with benefits”...
Item# 056929267 16639 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0569-was0443_FriendsBenefits.indd 1 19-01-15 9:40 AM
but the friend would
own a liquor store, and
the benefit would be
free wine.
4953US-0584
FR/Missing
29267 227126 0
If I ever go missing, I want my
picture on wine bottles
instead of milk cartons...Item# 0584
29267 16654 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0584-was0417_WineBottle-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 10:56 AM
that way my friends
will know to go look
for me!
4953US-0588
FR/The She
29267 227156 1
The SHE
to my NANIGANS
Item# 058829267 16658 06 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0588-was0410_SHEnanigans-v2-Border-Resize-wManuLogo.indd 1 19-01-15 11:21 AM
If you have crazy
friends you have
everything
4953US-0547
FR/Friends Weirdos
29267 226906 1
and think to myself,
Sometimes I look at my friends
“Where did I find these weirdos?”
Item# 054729267 15391 76 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0547_FriendsWeirdos-wBorderResize-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-30 2:56 PM
But then I think “What
would I do without
them?”
4953US-0556
FR/Believe This Shit
but later you’ll be
like that shit was
ridiculous!.
29267 226946 9
I know you’re my best friend because
I can just give you a look like,
“Do you believe this shit?”
and you won’t say anything...
Item# 055629267166269 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0556-was0468_ShitR
idiculous-wBorder-R
esized-wM
anuLogo.indd 119-01-15 8:24 AM
13
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted InsideFriendship
29267 226326 1
4953US-0398
FR/Out Of Jail
A good friend will bail
you out of jail...
Item# 039829267 12286 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0398_BailJail-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:30 AM
but your best friend
will be sitting next
to you saying “Damn...
that was fun!”
29267 226256 3
4953US-0380
FR/Always Be Friends
We’ll always be friends...Item# 0380
29267 12281 46 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0380_AlwaysFriends-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:23 AM
because you know too
much!
WE ARE BEST FRIENDS
Always remember that
if you fall, I will
pick you up...
Item# 028429267 111166 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225786 2
4953US-0284
FR/Best Friends
29267 225746 4
When you find people who not only
tolerate your quirks, but celebrate them
with loud cries of “ME TOO!”...
Item# 0304$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711119 61
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0304
FR/Tribe
be sure to keep them.
Those weirdos are
your tribe.
after I finish
laughing!
You and I are more
than friends...
Item# 016729267 111296 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225566 0
4953US-0167
FR/Small Gang
we’re like a really
small gang.
4953US-0164
FR/Stomach Ache
with your best friend.
Nothing compares to the
stomach ache you get
from laughing...
Item# 016429267 111156 3 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225546 6
4953US-0060
FR/Muffin Top
above my muffin
top before sharing
it on Facebook.
I knew you were my real friend after
I noticed that you cropped my photograph...
Item# 0060$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711105 64
Printed in Canada.
29267 225446 7
Let’s go somewhere...
Item# 000629267 110886 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225276 0
4953US-0006
FR/Judge People
and judge people.
We are so hilarious.
I feel bad for the people...
Item# 000729267 110896 7
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
29267 225286 7
4953US-0007
FR/Hilarious
who don’t get to listen
to our conversations
and enjoy our
hilariousness.
Friendship is agreeing...
Item# 000329267 11048 46 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225636 8
4953US-0003
FR/Wine & Cheese
that wine and cheese
is always an
acceptable dinner.
Get Well
4953US-0508
GW/Get Well Soon
29267 226716 0
Get well soon...
Item# 050829267 13276 96 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
508-0097_FuckingDisgustingRevised-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-17 4:57 PM
because your cough is
fucking disgusting.
New Baby
How do I put this?...
Item# 026029267 110766 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225756 1
4953US-0260
NB/Sleep In
you will never
“sleep in” again.
Guess what?
I’m over napping...
Item# 008829267 110636 7 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225466 1
4953US-0088
NB/Shit Done
good luck getting
your shit done now!
4953US-0420
RED/Inappropriate
Ever.
29267 226416 3
What I love most about us being sisters
is that we can have totally inappropriate
conversations no sane person
should ever have...
Item# 042029267122944 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0420_Sisters-v2-wBorder-R
esized.indd 117-02-01 10:58 AM
I smile because
you are my sister...
Item# 034229267 11831 26 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0342
RED/Sister
I laugh because
there is nothing
you can do about it!
29267 226166 1
Relative
14
Relative
29267 226436 7
4953US-0429
RO/More Than Wine
I love you more than wine...Item# 042929267 12296 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0429_LoveWine-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 11:01 AM
and I really love wine!
If you are lucky enough
to find a weirdo...
Item# 023929267 111656 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225696 0
4953US-0239
RO/Weirdo
You are the peanut to my butter.
Blue in my sky.
Flip to my flop.
Cherry to my sundae.
Spring to my step.
Milk to my cookie.
Glaze to my doughnut...Item# 023529267 111636 4 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225686 3
4953US-0235
RO/Peanut Butter
never let them go. best to my friend.
29267 226356 2
4953US-0408
RO/Prune Juice
means your prune juice
is working!
You know you’re getting old when
“getting a little action”...
Item# 040829267 12288 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0408_PruneJuice-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1 17-02-01 10:47 AM
4953US-0404
RO/All About A$$
29267 226346 5
or you live with one!
Life is all about ass...
you’re either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
kissing it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
behaving like one...
Item# 040429267122876 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0404_Ass-v2-wBorder-R
esized.indd 117-02-01 10:45 AM
29267 225536 9
Every day I fall in love with you more and more.
Well, not every day...
Item# 0139$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711126 69
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0139
RO/Annoying
yesterday you were
pretty annoying.
4953US-0554
RBD/Sister
Sisters are so amazing...
Item# 055429267 15393 16 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 226926 5
Well at least yours is!
Happy Birthday!
I’d take a bullet for you...
Item# 053129267 13299 86 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
531-0312_Bullet-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:26 AM
Relative BD
4953US-0531
RO/I’d Take A Bullet For You
29267 226856 7
not in the head, but
maybe like in the leg
or something.
Romance
Every love story
is beautiful...
Item# 051329267 13281 36 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
513-0230_LoveStory-wBorderResized-wManuLogo.indd 1 18-10-22 9:07 AM
29267 226726 7
4953US-0513
RO/Every Story Is Beautiful
but ours is my
favourite.
4953US-0012
RO/Put Up With Me
put up with me.
Sometimes I wonder how you
Then I remember...Item# 001229267 110526 1
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
29267 225306 0
oh, I put up with you.
So we’re even.
4953US-0481
RT/Retired Monday
What do you call a person
who is happy on Monday?
Item# 048129267 12649 26 $3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0481_RetiredMonday-v2-wBorderResize.indd 1 17-07-27 11:17 AM
RETIRED!
Enjoy your Retirement!
Now the fun begins!
29267 226606 4
Retirement
I’m too old for this shit,
I’m too sober for this shit,
I don’t have time for this shit...
I’m too tired for this shit,
Item# 0219$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN 2926711146 67
Printed in Canada.
4953US-0219
RT/Old Shit
Happy Retirement!
Cheers to the world’s longest
coffee break!Item# 021829267 111456 0 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225666 9
4953US-0218
RT/Coffee Break
HAPPY RETIREMENT!
29267 225676 6
My Mother was right...
OMG!
Item# 010229267 110686 2 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225476 8
4953US-0102
RED/OMG Mom
about everything!
Woo-hoo, it’s Friday!
Oh wait...
Item# 001429267 110906 3
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
29267 225326 4
4953US-0014
RED/Woohoo
I’m a mom.
15
$1.75 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.50
All Cards: 5” x 7” - Greeted Inside
RETIRED
Young at heart...
Item# 021429267 111436 6 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225656 2
4953US-0214
RT/Young Heart
slightly older in
other places.
like A LOT.
4953US-0524
TY/Thank You Girl With Flower
29267 226796 6
Thank You
Item# 052429267 13292 96 $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
Thank You
FOREVER begins with a seed
of FAITH, planted in LOVE,
with hopes and DREAMS.
4953US-0483
WD/Just Married
Item# 048329267126515 6$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED IN CANADA
0483_JustMarried-w
BorderResize-w
ManuLogo.indd 1
18-10-17 4:08 PM
29267 226616 1
May your Happily Ever After...
Item# 008129267 111076 8 $3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
29267 225456 4
4953US-0081
WD/Happily
begin with today.
Wedding
29267 226226 2
4953US-0364
WD/Shower
begin with today.
Always be yourself.
be a unicorn.
Then always be
a unicorn.
Unless you can
Ever feel like
you’ve had
too much wine?
Me neither.
Pilates???
I thought you said
“Pie and Lattes”
Oh heavens NO!
She’s a artist...
she was just weird!
ooohhh - I thought
Is it me, or does
funny without
Vodka?
orange juice taste
Things I hate
about work:
1. Waking Up
2. Humans
3. Work
getting old...
I just took my
bucket list and
changed the
“B” to an “F”.
I don’t mind
to receive a cheque
I’m in the mood
for six hundred
thousand dollars.
When you really
want to slap
someone, do it and
say “Mosquito”
You call them
“cuss words”...
I choose
to call them
“sentence enhancers”
REAL MEN
LOVE CATS
Sometimes I tell
myself to stop
reading
and get
things
done.
Then I laugh and
turn the page.
Sometimes I
laugh so hard
the tears run
down my leg
Learn a lesson
from your dog...
kick some grass
over that shit
and move on.
I wish cake
went to my boobs
Cats RULE.
5000-MAGNETSPIN
TWO-SIDED COUNTER
MAGNET SPINNER
25.5”H x 12” W / $50.00
5555-RRMAGHEADER
RAVEN’S REST
MAGNET HEADER
16
Magnets
4953-M041
Unicorn
29267 11867 16
Always be yourself.
be a unicorn.
Then always be
a unicorn.
Unless you can
Ever feel like
you’ve had
too much wine?
Me neither.
4953-M035
Too Much Wine
29267 11866 46
4953-M056
Pilates
29267 11869 56
Pilates???
I thought you said
“Pie and Lattes”
Oh heavens NO!
4953-M091
Bitching
29267 11870 16
I call it Verbal
It’s all about
Some call it
bitching.
Release Therapy.
perspective...
4953-M054
Artist
29267 11868 86
She’s a artist...
she was just weird!
ooohhh - I thought
Is it me, or does
funny without
Vodka?
orange juice taste
29267 11875 66 29267 11874 96
4953-M106
Hate Work
29267 11873 26
4953-M111
Oj-Vodka
4953-M109
Bucket List
29267 11872 56
4953-M105
Cheque
Things I hate
about work:
1. Waking Up
2. Humans
3. Work
getting old...
I just took my
bucket list and
changed the
“B” to an “F”.
I don’t mind
to receive a cheque
I’m in the mood
for six hundred
thousand dollars.
4953-M097
Mosquito
29267 11871 86
When you really
want to slap
someone, do it and
say “Mosquito”
4953-M031
Cuss Words
29267 11865 76
You call them
“cuss words”...
I choose
to call them
“sentence enhancers”
4953-M027
Wine 2 People
29267 11864 06
They should put
more wine in
a bottle...
So there’s enough
for two people.
4953-M025
Men Cats
29267 11863 36
REAL MEN
LOVE CATS
4953-M022
Turn Page
29267 11862 66
Sometimes I tell
myself to stop
reading
and get
things
done.
Then I laugh and
turn the page.
Sometimes I
laugh so hard
the tears run
down my leg
4953-M013
Tears Leg
29267 11861 96
Learn a lesson
from your dog...
kick some grass
over that shit
and move on.
4953-M012
Dog Shit
29267 11860 26
I wish cake
went to my boobs
4953-M008
Cake Boobs
29267 11859 66
Cats RULE.
4953-M002
Cats Rule
29267 11858 96
$1.99 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.99
All Magnets: 2.5” x 3.5”
Magnets
17
4953-M339
Driving
4953-M348
Happy Crazy
4953-M334
New Skills
4953-M318
Wine Amateur
4953-M336
2000 Calories
4953-M314
Carpe Hell
4953-M315
Pound Sign
4953-M317
Bday Old One
4953-M349
Judge People
4953-M350
Great Friend
4953-M401
Fuck Shit
4953-M451
Be Whatever
4953-M475
Tree Advice
4953-M581
Cupcake
4953-M599
Stud
4953-M600
Given a Choice
$1.99 Wholesale. Suggested Retail $3.99
All Magnets: 2.5” x 3.5”
4953-M197
Wish Cat
4953-M310
More Wine
I wish I were a cat because
the fatter you are,
the more people like you...Item# 0197
29267 11138
6
2
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
“Your socks look great
with your loafers”...
Item# 0034
29267 11056
6
9
$4.49 CAN
MANUFACTURED
IN CANADA
There are some people in life
that make you laugh
a little louder, smile a little
bigger and live just a littlebit better.
Item# 0479
29267 123118
6
$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0479_LaughLouder-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1
17-02-01 12:25 PM
If you walk a mile in my shoes...
Item# 0459
29267 123057
6
$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0459_WineBar-v2-wBorder-Resized.indd 1
17-02-01 11:22 AM
Unless you can be a unicorn...
Always be yourself.Item# 0013
29267 110538
6
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Let’s go somewhere...Item# 0006
29267 11088
6
0
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
We are so hilarious.
I feel bad for the people...
Item# 0007
29267 11089
6
7
Printed in Canada.
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
To my children:
Never make fun of having to
help me with computer stuff...
Item# 0409
29267 122890
6
$3.50 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
0409_Children-v2-wBorder-Resized.idml 1
17-02-01 10:49 AM
Maybe it’s a good time
to start accepting yourself
the way you are...
Item# 0206
29267 11141
6
2
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
Note to self:YOU are AMAZING...
Item# 0257
29267 11152
6
8
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
Wishing your pets could talk
is fun until you remember...
Item# 0051
29267 11059
6
0
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
No one looks back on
their life and remembers...
Item# 0030
29267 11055
6
2
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
No one looks back on
their life and remembers...
Item# 0030
29267 11055
6
2
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
I’m not 40...
Item# 0326
29267 118152
6
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
It’s a great excuse for us to...
Thanks for being born.
Item# 0324
29267 118138
6
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
What if I fall?
Oh, but my darling...
Item# 0192
29267 11160
6
3
$3.25 US / $4.49 CAN
Printed in Canada.
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