2009 Mike Linkedin Pitch
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Thee American Made Voice on Sports!
Transcript of 2009 Mike Linkedin Pitch
Thee American Made Voice on Sports!
MIKE......
Occupation - The Ultimate Talking Head.
• Date of Birth – April 1, 2009
• Height – 12 inches / Weight – 4 lbs.
• Ethnicity – Titanium American.
• Political Affiliation – Independent Republicrat.
• Religion – Absolutely!
• Residence – Lives rent free in his Creator’s head.
Thee Long Awaited Microphone Messiah.
Saving America from its self-induced sports coma.
The Sports World’s Equal Opportunity Offender.
There’s now an Epicenter of sports humor... MIKE!
..saving America from its self-induced sports coma!!!
MIKE Minute MonologuesZany Animated Sports Commentaries on...
...The Jock Strap, Quitting Spitting, Kaka,
Dippin’ Dots, The Blue Line, Spongebob,
Ivy at Wrigley, Stoppage Time in Soccer,
Worst Job in Sports, Worst Sports Mascot,
The Sports Bra, Think Before You Ink,
Change is Needed, The Sausage Races, Steroids,
The Hammer Throw, Gymnastics,
Worst Position in Sports & MIKE’s Sports Binky
Awards!
Look for MIKE coming to....
Sports sites on the web
Jumbotrons™ in arenas & stadiums
Mobile downloads
Radio commercials
TV shorts & animated bugs
Print media sports columns
www.twitter.com/theemike
MIKE is the property of New Vision Entertainment LLC
2010 All rights reserved.
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