Thursday, December 7, 2006Newly formed Abbott Household

6:38 PM

Katie: Scott, you want to send out a Holiday Letter this year?

Scott: Sure. You write it.

6:39 PM(Scott writing letter)

Scott: What should we write about?

Katie: What kinds of things do you like reading in a Holiday Letter?

(crickets chirp)…(clock hands move forward)

7:02 PM(still thinking…head scratching)…(clock thing again)

7:43 PM(Katie and Scott wake up; wipe drool from chins)

Katie: Maybe we shouldn't write a Holiday Letter after all.

Scott: Or maybe we should write the greatest Holiday Letter this world has ever seen…we'll call it the Non-Holiday Letter Holiday Letter.

Katie: (hyperbolic eye rolling) Whatever…just don't sign my name to any of your monkey business.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.....(Tongues making drum roll sound)...