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20 REASONS WHYYou Shouldnt SUBSCRIBETo Our Blogor why you should unsubscribe

Marketers spend too much time. . . . . . telling you how awesome they are. . .. . . how cool their wares are. . .. . . and why you should subscribe to their blogs.. . . not this marketer. Im going to try and convince you. . . . . . why you SHOULDNT subscribe. . . or why you should UNSUBSCRIBE NOW. . . . . . using the next 20 slides.Ready? Set. Go! #1Two emails in your inbox per business day is too much of a commitment for you#2Youre sick and tired of seeing calls-to-action forebooks and guides#3You think this content marketing and distribution thing is just a fad#4Earning media is too difficult to execute so consuming content about it is out of the question#5You prefer podcasts#6Getting an invite to one of our webinars might offend you#7Our blog is still not responsively designed and isnt quite mobile-friendly yet#8You only consume blogs using your 2005 Blackberry#9You subscribed with your junk email address#10Youre a troll#11You believe new and fresh marketing ideas are a dime-a-dozen#12You consume BuzzFeed all day#13Our list posts dont give break-up advice or catalog our favorite Disney characters#14Too many authors give you mild panic attacks#15Youre worried our blog will force you to rethink your marketing strategy#16We wont fulfill your daily requirements for cat memes#17You subscribe to blogs with an AOL email address#18Having cutting-edge digital marketing solutions at your fingertips troubles you#19Our real-time personalization creeps you out#20You believe industry thought leaders are a bunch of blowhardsNow its time to make a decision. . . SUBSCRIBEUNSUBSCRIBE