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TheHalloweenTree
RAYBRADBURY
IllustratedbyJosephMugnaini
THEHALLOWEENTREE
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KnopfeditionpublishedJune1972BantamEdition/October1974
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PRINTEDINTHEUNITEDSTATESOFAMERICA
Withlovefor
MADAMEMAN’HAGARREAU-DOMBASLE
mettwenty-sevenyears
agointhegraveyardat
midnightontheIsland
ofJanitzioatLakePatzcuaro,
Mexico,andremembered
oneachanniversaryof
TheDayoftheDead.
AthousandpumpkinsmileslookdownfromtheHalloweenTree,andtwice-times-a-thousandfresh-cuteyesglareandwinkandblink,asMoundshroudleadstheeighttrick-or-treaters—no,nine.ButwhereisPipkin?—onaleaf-tossed,kite-flying,gliding,broomstick-ridingtriptolearnthesecretofAllHallows’Eve.
Andtheydo.
“Well,”asksMoundshroudatjourney’send,“whichwasit?ATrickoraTreat?”
“Both!”allagree.
Andsowillyou.
ItwasasmalltownbyasmallriverandasmalllakeinasmallnorthernpartofaMidweststate.Therewasn’tsomuchwildernessaroundyoucouldn’tseethetown.Butontheotherhandtherewasn’tsomuchtownyoucouldn’tseeandfeelandtouchandsmellthewilderness.Thetownwasfulloftrees.Anddrygrassanddeadflowersnowthatautumnwashere.Andfulloffencestowalkonandsidewalkstoskateonandalargeravinetotumbleinandyellacross.Andthetownwasfullof…
Boys.
AnditwastheafternoonofHalloween.
Andallthehousesshutagainstacoolwind.
Andthetownfullofcoldsunlight.
Butsuddenly,thedaywasgone.
Nightcameoutfromundereachtreeandspread.
Behindthedoorsofallthehousestherewasascurryofmousefeet,mutedcries,flickeringsoflight.
Behindonedoor,TomSkelton,agedthirteen,stoppedandlistened.
Thewindoutsidenestedineachtree,prowledthesidewalksininvisibletreadslikeunseencats.
TomSkeltonshivered.Anyonecouldseethatthewindwasaspecialwindthisnight,andthedarknesstookonaspecialfeelbecauseitwasAllHallows’Eve.Everythingseemedcutfromsoftblackvelvetorgoldororangevelvet.Smokepantedupoutofathousandchimneysliketheplumesoffuneralparades.Fromkitchenwindowsdriftedtwopumpkinsmells:gourdsbeingcut,piesbeingbaked.
Thecriesbehindthelockedhousedoorsgrewmoreexasperatedasshadowsofboysflewbywindows.Half-dressedboys,greasepaintontheircheeks;hereahunchback,thereamedium-sizedgiant.Atticswerestillbeingrummaged,oldlocksbroken,oldsteamerchestsdisemboweledforcostumes.
TomSkeltonputonhisbones.
Hegrinnedatthespinalcord,theribcage,thekneecapsstitchedwhiteonblackcotton.
Lucky!hethought.Whatanameyougot!TomSkelton.GreatforHalloween!EveryonecallsyouSkeleton!Sowhatdoyouwear?
Bones.
Wham.Eightfrontdoorsbangedshut.
Eightboysmadeaseriesofbeautifulleapsoverflowerpots,rails,deadferns,bushes,landingontheirowndry-starchedfrontlawns.Galloping,rushing,theyseizedafinalsheet,adjustedalastmask,tuggedatstrangemushroomcapsorwigs,shoutingatthewaythewindtookthemalong,helpedtheirrunning;gladofthewind,orcursingboycursesasmasksfellofforhungsidewiseorstuffeduptheirnoseswithamuslinsmelllikeadogshotbreath.Orjustlettingthesheerexhilarationofbeingaliveandoutonthisnightpulltheirlungsandshapetheirthroatsintoayellandayellanda…yeeeellll!
Eightboyscollidedatoneintersection.
“HereIam:Witch!”
“Apeman!”
“Skeleton!”saidTom,hilariousinsidehisbones.
“Gargoyle!”
“Beggar!”
“Mr.DeathHimself!”
Bang!Theyshookbackfromtheirconclusions,allhappy-fouledandtangledunderastreet-cornerlight.Theswayingelectriclampbelledinthewindlikeacathedralbell.Thebricksofthestreetbecameplanksofadrunkenshipalltiltedandfounderedwithdarkandlight.
Behindeachmaskwasaboy.
“Who’sthat?”TomSkeltonpointed.
“Won’ttell.Secret!”criedtheWitch,disguisinghisvoice.
Everyonelaughed.
“Who’sthat?”
“Mummy!”criedtheboyinsidetheancientyellowedwrappings,likeanimmensecigarstalkingthenightstreets.
“Andwho’s—?”
“Notime!”saidSomeoneHiddenBehindYetAnotherMysteryofMuslinandPaint.“Trickortreat!”
“Yeah!”
Shrieking,wailing,fullofbansheemirththeyran,oneverythingexceptsidewalks,goingupintotheairoverbushesanddownalmostuponyippingdogs.
Butinthemiddleofrunning,laughing,barking,suddenly,asifagreathandofnightandwindandsmelling-something-wrongstoppedthem,theystopped.
“Six,seven,eight.”
“Thatcan’tbe!Countagain.”
“Four,five,six—”
“Shouldbenineofus!Someone’smissing!”
Theysniffedeachother,likefearfulbeasts.
“Pipkin’snothere!”
Howdidtheyknow?Theywereallhiddenbehindmasks.Andyet,andyet…
Theycouldfeelhisabsence.
“Pipkin!He’snevermissedaHalloweeninazillionyears.Boy,thisisawful.Comeon!”
Inonevastswerve,onedogliketrotandramble,theycircledroundanddownthemiddleofthecobble-brick-street,blownlikeleavesbeforeastorm.
“Here’shisplace!”
Theypulledtoahalt.TherewasPipkin’shouse,butnotenoughpumpkinsinthewindows,notenoughcorn-shocksontheporch,notenoughspookspeeringoutthroughthedarkglassinthehighupstairstowerroom.
“Gosh,”saidsomeone,“whatifPipkin’ssick?”
“Itwouldn’tbeHalloweenwithoutPipkin”
“NotHalloween,”theymoaned.
AndsomeonethrewacrabappleatPipkin’sfrontdoorItmadeasmallthump,likearabbitkickingthewood.
Theywaited,sadfornoreason,lostfornoreason.TheythoughtofPipkinandaHalloweenthatmightbearottenpumpkinwithadeadcandleif,if,if—Pipkinwasn’tthere.
Comeon,Pipkin.ComeoutandsavetheNight!
Whyweretheywaiting,afraidforonesmallboy?
Because…
JoePipkinwasthegreatestboywhoeverlived.Thegrandestboywhoeverfelloutofatreeandlaughedatthejoke.Thefinestboywhoeverracedaroundthetrack,winning,andthen,seeinghisfriendsamilebacksomewhere,stumbledandfell,waitedforthemtocatchup,andjoined,breastandbreast,breakingthewinner’stape.Thejolliestboywhoeverhuntedoutallthehauntedhousesintown,whicharehardtofind,andcamebacktoreportonthemandtakeallthekidstoramblethroughthebasementsandscrambleuptheivyoutside-bricksandshoutdownthechimneysandmakewaterofftheroofs,hootingandchimpanzee-dancingandape-bellowing.ThedayJoePipkinwasbornalltheOrangeCrushandNehisodabottlesintheworldfizzedover;andjoyfulbeesswarmedcountrysidestostingmaidenladies.Onhisbirthdays,thelakepulledoutfromtheshoreinmidsummerandranbackwithatidalwaveofboys,abigleapofbodiesandadowncrashoflaughs.
Dawns,lyinginbed,youheardabirdpeckatthewindow.Pipkin.
Youstuckyourheadoutintothesnow-water-clear-summer-morningair.
Thereinthedewonthelawnrabbitprintsshowedwhere,justamomentago,notadozenrabbitsbutonerabbithadcircledandcrisscrossedinagloryof
lifeandexultation,boundinghedges,clippingferns,trompingclover.Itresembledtheswitchyardsdownattheraildepot.Amilliontracksinthegrassbutno…
Pipkin.
Andhereheroseuplikeawildsunflowerinthegarden.Hisgreatroundfaceburnedwithfreshsun.HiseyesflashedMorsecodesignals:
“Hurryup!It’salmostover!”
“What?”
“Today!Now!SixA.M.!Divedown!Wadeinit!”
Or:“Thissummer!Beforeyouknow,bang!—it’sgone!Quick!”
Andhesankawayinsunflowerstocomeupallonions.
Pipkin,oh,dearPipkin,finestandloveliestofboys.
Howheransofastnooneknew.Histennisshoeswereancient.Theywerecoloredgreenofforestsjoggedthrough,brownfromoldharvesttrudgesthroughSeptemberayearback,tar-stainedfromsprintsalongthedocksandbeacheswherethecoalbargescamein,yellowfromcarelessdogs,splinter-filledfromclimbingwoodfences.Hisclotheswerescarecrowclothes,wornbyPipkin’sdogsallnight,loanedtothemforstrollsthroughtown,withchewmarksalongthecuffsandfallmarksontheseat.
Hishair?Hishairwasagreathedgehogbristleofbrightbrown-blonddaggersstickinginalldirections.Hisears,purepeachfuzz.Hishands,mittenedwithdustandthegoodsmellofairedalesandpeppermintandstolenpeachesfromthefarcountryorchards.
Pipkin.Anassemblageofspeeds,smells,textures;acrosssectionofalltheboyswhoeverran,fell,gotup,andranagain.
Noone,inalltheyears,hadeverseenhimsittingstill.Hewashardtorememberinschool,inoneseat,foronehour.Hewasthelastintotheschoolhouseandthefirstexplodedoutwhenthebellendedtheday.
Pipkin,sweetPipkin.
Whoyodeledandplayedthekazooandhatedgirlsmorethanalltheotherboysinthegangcombined.
Pipkin,whosearmaroundyourshoulder,andsecretwhisperofgreatdoingsthisday,protectedyoufromtheworld.
Pipkin.
GodgotupearlyjusttoseePipkincomeoutofhishouse,likeoneofthosepeopleonaweatherclock.AndtheweatherwasalwaysfinewherePipkinwas.
Pipkin.
Theystoodinfrontofhishouse.
Anymomentnowthatdoorwouldopenwide.Pipkinwouldjumpoutinablastoffireandsmoke.AndHalloweenwouldREALLYbegin!Comeon,Joe,oh,Pipkin,theywhispered,comeon!
Thefrontdooropened.
Pipkinsteppedout.
Notflew.Notbanged.Notexploded.
Steppedout.
Andcamedownthewalktomeethisfriends.
Notrunning.Andnotwearingamask!Nomask!
Butmovingalonglikeanoldman,almost.
“Pipkin!”theyshouted,toscareawaytheiruneasiness.
“Hi,gang,”saidPipkin.
Hisfacewaspale.Hetriedtosmile,buthiseyeslookedfunny.Hewasholdinghisrightsidewithonehandasifhehadaboilthere.
Theyalllookedathishand.Hetookhishandawayfromhisside.
“Well,”hesaidwithfaintenthusiasm.“Wereadytogo?”
“Yeah,butyoudon’tlookready,”saidTom.“Yousick?”
“OnHalloween?”saidPipkin.“Youkidding?”
“Where’syourcostume—?”
“Yougoonahead,I’llcatchup.”
“No,Pipkin,we’llwaitforyouto—”
“Goon,”saidPipkin,sayingitslowly,hisfacedeathlypalenow.Hishandwasbackonhisside.
“Yougotastomachache?”askedTom.“Youtoldyourfolks?”
“No,no,Ican’t!They’d—”TearsburstfromPipkin’seyes.“It’snothing,Itellyou.Look.Gostraightontowardtheravine.HeadfortheHouse,okay?TheplaceoftheHaunts,yeah?Meetyouthere.”
“Youswear?”
“Swear.Wait’llyouseemycostume!”
Theboysbegantobackoff.Ontheway,theytouchedhiselbow,orknockedhimgentlyinthechest,orrantheirknucklesalonghischininafakefight.“Okay,Pipkin.Aslongasyou’resure—”
“I’msure.”Hetookhishandawayfromhisside.Hisfacecoloredforamomentasifthepainweregone.“Onyourmarks.Getset.Go!”
WhenJoePipkinsaid“Go,”theyWent.
Theyran.
Theyranbackwardhalfwaydowntheblock,sotheycouldseePipkinstandingthere,wavingatthem.
“Hurryup,Pipkin!”
“I’llcatchyou!”heshouted,alongwayoff.
Thenightswallowedhim.
Theyran.Whentheylookedbackagain,hewasgone.
Theybangeddoors,theyshoutedTrickorTreatandtheirbrownpaperbagsbegantofillwithincrediblesweets.Theygallopedwiththeirteethgluedshutwithpinkgum.Theyranwithredwaxlipsbedazzlingtheirfaces.
Butallthepeoplewhometthematdoorslookedlikecandyfactoryduplicatesoftheirownmothersandfathers.Itwaslikeneverleavinghome.Toomuchkindnessflashedfromeverywindowandeveryportal.Whattheywantedwastoheardragonsbelchinbasementsandbangedcastledoors.
Andso,stilllookingbackforPipkin,theyreachedtheedgeoftownandthe
placewherecivilizationfellawayindarkness.
TheRavine.
Theravine,filledwithvarietiesofnightsounds,lurkingsofblack-inkstreamandcreek,lingeringsofautumnsthatrolledoverinfireandbronzeanddiedathousandyearsago.Fromthisdeepplacesprangmushroomandtoadstoolandcoldstonefrogandcrawdadandspider.TherewasalongtunneldownthereundertheearthinwhichpoisonedwatersdrippedandtheechoesneverceasedcallingComeComeComeandifyoudoyou’llstayforever,forever,drip,forever,rustle,run,rush,whisper,andnevergo,nevergogogo…
Theboyslinedupontherimofdarkness,lookingdown.
AndthenTomSkelton,coldinhisbones,whistledhisbreathinhisteethlikethewindblowingoverthebedroomscreenatnight.Hepointed.
“Oh,hey—that’swherePipkintoldustogo!”
Hevanished.
Alllooked.Theysawhissmallshaperacedownthedirtpathintoonehundredmilliontonsofnightallcrammedinthathugedarkpit,thatdankcellar,thatdeliciouslyfrighteningravine.
Yelling,theyplungedafter.
Wheretheyhadbeenwasempty.
Thetownwasleftbehindtosufferitselfwithsweetness.
Theyrandownthroughtheravineataswiftrush,alllaughing,jostling,allelbowsandankles,allsteamysnortandroustabout,tostopincollisionwhenTomSkeltonstoppedandpointedupthepath.
“There,”hewhispered.“There’stheonlyhouseintownworthvisitingonHalloween!There!”
“Yeah!”saideveryone.
Foritwastrue.Thehousewasspecialandfineandtallanddark.Theremusthavebeenathousandwindowsinitssides,allshimmeringwithcoldstars.Itlookedasifithadbeencutoutofblackmarbleinsteadofbuiltoutoftimbers,andinside?whocouldguesshowmanyrooms,halls,breezeways,attics.Superiorandinferiorattics,somehigherthanothers,somemorefilledwithdustandwebsandancientleavesorgoldburiedabovegroundintheskybutlostawaysohighnoladderintowncouldtakeyouthere.
Thehousebeckonedwithitstowers,invitedwithitsgummed-shutdoors.Pirateshipsareatonic.Ancientfortsareaboon.Butahouse,ahauntedhouse,onAllHallows’Eve?Eightsmallheartsbeatupanabsolutestormofgloryandapprobation.
“Comeon.”
Buttheywerealreadycrowdingupthepath.Untiltheystoodatlastbya
crumblingwall,lookingupandupandstillfartherupatthegreattombyardtopoftheoldhouse.Forthat’swhatitseemed.Thehighmountainpeakofthemansionwaslitteredwithwhatlookedlikeblackbonesorironrods,andenoughchimneystochokeoutsmokesignalsfromthreedozenfiresonsootyhearthshiddenfarbelowinthedimbowelsofthismonsterplace.Withsomanychimneys,theroofseemedavastcemetery,eachchimneysignifyingtheburialplaceofsomeoldgodoffireorenchantressofsteam,smoke,andfireflyspark.Evenastheywatched,akindofbleakexhalationofsootbreathedupoutofsomefourdozenflues,darkeningtheskystillmore,andputtingoutsomefewstars.
“Boy,”saidTomSkelton,“Pipkinsureknowswhathe’stalkingabout!”
“Boy,”saidall,agreeing.
Theycreptalongaweed-infestedpathtowardthecrumpledfrontporch.
TomSkelton,alone,itchedhisbonyfootuponthefirstporch-step.Theothersgaspedathisbravery.So,now,finallyinamob,acompactmassofsweatingboysmovedupontheporchamidfiercecriesoftheplanksunderfoot,andshudderingsoftheirbodies.Eachwishedtopullback,swivelabout,run,butfoundhimselftrappedagainsttheboybehindorinfrontortotheside.So,withapseudo-podthrustouthereorthere,theamoebicform,thelargeperspirationofboysleanedandmadearunandastoptothefrontdoorofthehousewhichwasastallasacoffinandtwiceasthin.
Theystoodthereforalongmoment,varioushandsreachingoutlikethelegsofanimmensespiderasiftotwistthatcoldknoborreachupfortheknockeronthatfrontdoor.Meanwhile,thewoodenflooringsoftheporchsankandwallowedbeneaththeirweight,threateningateveryshiftofproportiontogivewayandflingthemintosomecockroachabyssbeneath.Theplanks,eachtunedtoanAoranForaC,sangouttheiruncannymusicasheavyshoesscrapedonthem.Andiftherehadbeentimeanditwerenoon,theymighthavedancedoutacadaverstuneoraskeleton’srigadoon,forwhocanresistanancientporchwhich,likeagiganticxylophone,onlywantstobejumpedontomakemusic?
Buttheywerenotthinkingthis.
Henry-HankSmith(forthat’swhoitwas),hiddeninsidehisblackWitch’scostume,cried:“Look!”
Andalllookedattheknockeronthedoor.Tom’shandtrembledouttotouchit.
“AMarleyknocker!”
“What?”
“Youknow,ScroogeandMarley,aChristmasCarol!”whisperedTom.
Andindeedthefacethatmadeuptheknockeronthedoorwasthefaceofamanwithadreadtoothache,hisjawbandaged,hishairaskew,histeethprolapsed,hiseyeswild.Dead-as-a-doornailMarley,friendtoScrooge,inhabiteroflandsbeyondthegrave,doomedtowanderthisearthforeveruntil…
“Knock,”saidHenry-Hank.
TomSkeltontookholdofoldMarley’scoldandgrislyjaw,liftedit,andletitfall.
Alljumpedattheconcussion!
Theentirehouseshook.Itsbonesgroundtogether.Shadessnap-furledupsothatwindowsblinkedwidetheirghastlyeyes.
TomSkeltoncat-leapedtotheporchrail,staringup.
Ontherooftop,weirdweathercocksspun.Two-headedroosterswhirledinthesneezedwind.Agargoyleonthewesternrimofthehouseeruptedtwinsnortsofrain-funneldust.Anddownthelongsnakingserpentinerainspoutsofthehouse,afterthesneezehaddiedandtheweathercocksceasedspinning,vagrantwispsofautumnleafandcobwebfellgustingoutontothedarkgrass.
Tomwhirledtolookatthefaintlyshudderingwindows.Moonlitreflectionstrembledintheglasslikeschoolsofdisturbedsilverminnows.Thenthefrontdoorgaveashake,atwistofitsknob,agrimaceofitsMarleyknocker,andflungitselfwide.
Thewindmadebythesuddenlyopeningdooralmostknockedtheboysofftheporch.Theyseizedoneanother’selbows,yelling.
Thenthedarknesswithinthehouseinhaled.Awindsuckedthroughthegapingdoor.Itpulledattheboys,draggingthemacrosstheporch.Theyhadtoleanbacksoasnottobesnatchedintothedeepdarkhall.Theystruggled,shouted,clutchedtheporchrails.Butthenthewindceased.
Darknessmovedwithindarkness.
Insidethehouse,alongwayoff,someonewaswalkingtowardthedoor.Whoeveritwasmusthavebeendressedallinblackfortheycouldseenothingbutapalewhitefacedriftingontheair.
Anevilsmilecameandhunginthedoorwaybeforethem.
Behindthesmile,thetallmanhidinshadow.Theycouldseehiseyesnow,smallpinpointsofgreenfireinlittlecharredpitsofsockets,lookingoutatthem.
“Well,”saidTom.“Er—trickortreat?”
“Trick?”saidthesmileinthedark.“Treat?”
“Yes,sir.”
Thewindplayedafluteinachimneysomewhere;anoldsongabouttimeanddarkandfarplaces.Thetallmanshutuphissmilelikeabrightpocketknife.
“Notreats,”hesaid.“Only—trick!”
Thedoorslammed!
Thehousethunderedwithshowersofdust.
Dustpuffedouttherainspoutagain,influffs,likeanemergenceofdownycats.
Dustgaspedfromopenwindows.Dustsnortedfromtheporchboardsundertheirfeet.
Theboysstaredatthelockedshut-fastfrontdoor.TheMarleyknockerwasnotscowlingnow,butsmilinganevilsmile.
“What’shemean?”askedTom.“Notreats,onlytrick?”
Backingoffaroundthesideofthehousetheywereastonishedatthesoundsitmade.Awholerigamaroleofwhispers,squeaks,creaks,wails,andmurmurs,andthenightwindwascarefultolettheboyshearthemall.Witheverysteptheytook,thegreathouseleanedafterthemwithsoftgroans.
Theyroundedthefarsideofthehouseandstopped.
FortherewastheTree.
Anditwassuchatreeastheyhadneverseeninalltheirlives.
Itstoodinthemiddleofavastyardbehindtheterriblystrangehouse.Andthistreeroseupsomeonehundredfeetintheair,tallerthanthehighroofsandfullandroundandwellbranched,andcoveredalloverwithrichassortmentsofredandbrownandyellowautumnleaves.
“But,”whisperedTom,“oh,look.What’supinthattree!”
FortheTreewashungwithavarietyofpumpkinsofeveryshapeandsizeandanumberoftintsandhuesofsmokyyelloworbrightorange.
“Apumpkintree,”someonesaid.
“No,”saidTom.
Thewindblewamongthehighbranchesandtossedtheirbrightburdens,softly.
“AHalloweenTree,”saidTom.
Andhewasright.
ThepumpkinsontheTreewerenotmerepumpkins.Eachhadafaceslicedinit.Eachfacewasdifferent.Everyeyewasastrangereye.Everynosewasaweirdernose.Everymouthsmiledhideouslyinsomenewway.
Theremusthavebeenathousandpumpkinsonthistree,hunghighandoneverybranch.Athousandsmiles.Athousandgrimaces.Andtwice-times-a-thousandglaresandwinksandblinksandleeringsoffresh-cuteyes.
Andastheboyswatched,anewthinghappened.
Thepumpkinsbegantocomealive.
Onebyone,startingatthebottomoftheTreeandthenearestpumpkins,candlestookfirewithintherawinteriors.Thisoneandthenthatandthisandthenstillanother,andonupandaround,threepumpkinshere,sevenpumpkinsstillhigher,adozenclusteredbeyond,ahundred,fivehundred,athousandpumpkinslittheircandles,whichistosaybrighteneduptheirfaces,showedfireintheirsquareorroundorcuriouslyslantedeyes.Flamegutteredintheirtoothedmouths.Sparksleapedouttheirripe-cutears.
Andfromsomewheretwovoices,threeormaybefourvoiceswhisperedandchantedakindofsingsongoroldseashantyoftheskyandtimeandtheearthturningoverintosleep.Therainspoutsblewspiderdust:
“It’sbig,it’sbroad…”
Avoicesmokedfromtherooftopchimney:
“It’sbroad,it’sbright…
ItfillstheskyofAllHallows’Night…”
Fromopenwindowssomewhere,cobwebsdrifted:
“Thestrangestsightyou’veeverseen.
TheMonsterTreeonHalloween.”
Thecandlesflickeredandflared.Thewindcroonedin,thewindcroonedoutthepumpkinmouths,tuningthesong:
“Theleaveshaveburnedtogoldandred
Thegrassisbrown,theoldyeardead,
Buthangtheharvesthigh,Ohsee!
ThecandleconstellationsontheHalloweenTree.”
Tomfelthismouthstirlikeasmallmouse,wantingtosing:
“Thestarstheyturn,thecandlesburn
Andthemouse-leavesscurryonthecoldwindbourne,
Andamobofsmilesshinedownonthee
FromthegourdshunghighontheHalloweenTree.
ThesmileoftheWitch,andthesmileoftheCat,
ThesmileoftheBeast,thesmileoftheBat,
ThesmileoftheReapertakinghisfee
AllcutandglimmerontheHalloweenTree…”
SmokeseemedtosiftfromTom’smouth:
“HalloweenTree…”
Alltheboyswhisperedit:
“Halloween…Tree…”
Andthentherewassilence.
AndduringthesilencethelastofthetriplesandquadruplesofAllHallows’Treecandleswerelitintitanicconstellationswovenupthroughtheblackbranchesandpeekingdownthroughthetwigsandcrispleaves.
AndtheTreehadnowbecomeonevastsubstantialSmile.
Thelastofthepumpkinsnowwerelit.TheairaroundtheTreewasIndian-summer-breathingwarm.TheTreeexhaledsootysmokeandraw-pumpkinsmelluponthem.
“Gosh,”saidTomSkelton.
“Hey,whatkindofplaceisthis?”askedHenry-Hank,theWitch.“Imean,firstthehouse,thatmanandnotreatsonlytricks,andnow—?Ineversawatreelikethisinmylife.LikeaChristmastreeonlybiggerandallthosecandlesandpumpkins.What’sitmean?What’sitcelebrate?”
“Celebrate!”avastvoicewhisperedsomewhere,perhapsinachimneysootbellows,orperhapsallthewindowsofthehouseopenedlikemouthsatthesamemomentbehindthem,slidingup,slidingdown,announcingtheword“Celebrate!”withbreathings-outofdarkness.“Yes,”saidthegiganticwhisper,whichtrembledthecandlesinthepumpkins,“…celebration…”
Theboysleapedaround.
Butthehousewasstill.Thewindowswereclosedandbrimmedwithpoolsofmoonlight.
“Lastonein’sanOldMaid!”criedTom,suddenly.
Andabonofleaveslaywaitinglikeoldfires,oldgold.
Andtheboysrananddivedatthehugelovelypileofautumntreasure.
Andinthemomentofdiving,abouttovanishbeneaththeleavesincrispswarms,yelling,shouting,shoving,falling,therewasanimmensegulpofbreath,aseizinginofair.Theboysyelped,pulledbackasifaninvisiblewhiphadstruckthem.
Forcomingupoutofthepileofleaveswasabonywhitehand,allbyitself.
Andfollowingit,allsmiles,hiddenonemomentbutnowrevealedasitslidupward,wasawhiteskull.
Andwhathadbeenadeliciouspoolofoakandelmandpoplarleavestothrashandsinkandhidein,nowbecamethelastplaceonallthisworldtheboyswantedtobe.Forthewhitebonyhandwasflyingontheair.Andthewhiteskullrosetohoverbeforethem.
Andtheboysfellback,colliding,sneezingouttheirairinpanics,untilinonewildmasstheyfellflatupontheearthandwrithedandtoreatthegrasstofightfree,scramble,trytorun.
“Help!”theycried.
“Oh,yes,help,”saidtheSkull.
Thenpealafterpealoflaughterfrozethemfurtherasthehandupontheair,thebonyskeletonhand,reachedup,tookholdofthewhiteskullfaceand—peeleditdownandoff!
Theboysblinkedoncebehindtheirmasks.Theirjawsdropped,thoughnonecouldseethemdropping.
Thehugemanindarkclothessoaredupoutoftheleaves,tallerandyettaller.Hegrewlikeatree.Heputoutbranchesthatwerehands.HestoodframedagainsttheHalloweenTreeitself,hisoutstretchedarmsandlongwhitebonyfingersfestoonedwithorangeglobesoffireandburningsmiles.Hiseyeswerepressedtightasheroaredhislaughter.Hismouthgapedwidetoletanautumnwindrushout.
“Nottreat,boys,no,notTreat!Trick,boys,Trick!Trick!”
Theylaytherewaitingfortheearthquaketocome.Anditcame.Thetallman’slaughtertookholdofthegroundandgaveitashake.Thistremor,passedthroughtheirbones,cameouttheirmouths.Anditcameoutintheformofstillmorelaughter!
Theysatupamidtheruinsofthethrashed-aboutleafpile,surprised.Theyputtheirhandstotheirmaskstofeelthehotairleapingoutinsmallgustsofechoingmirth.
Thentheylookedupatthemanasiftoverifytheirsurprise.
“Yes,boys,that,thatwasaTrick!You’dforgotten?No,youneverknew!”
AndheleanedagainsttheTree,finishingouthisfitsofhappiness,shakingthetrunk,makingthethousandpumpkinsshiverandthefiresinsidetosmokeanddance.
Warmedbytheirlaughter,theboysgotuptofeeltheirbonesandseeifanythingwasbroken.Nothingwas.TheystoodinasmallmobundertheHalloweenTree,waiting,fortheyknewthiswasonlythebeginningofsomethingnewandspecialandgrandandfine.
“Well,”saidTomSkelton.
“Well,Tom,”saidtheman.
“Tom?”criedeveryoneelse.“Isthatyou?”
Tom,intheSkeletonmask,stiffened.
“OrisitBoborFred,no,no,thatmustbeRalph,”saidtheman,quickly.
“Allofthose!”sighedTom,clappinghismaskhardinplace,relieved.
“Yeah,all!”saideveryone.
Themannodded,smiling.“Wellnow!NowyouknowsomethingaboutHalloweenyouneverknewbefore.HowdidyoulikemyTrick?”
“Trick,yes,trick.”Theboyswerecatchingfirewiththeidea.Itmadeallthegoodgluegooutoftheirjointsandputalittledustofsinintheirblood.Theyfeltitstirarounduntilitpumpedonuptolighttheireyesandstretchtheirlipstoshowtheirhappy-dogteeth.“Yeah,sure.”
“IsthiswhatyouusedtodoonHalloween?”askedtheWitchboy.
“This,andmore.But,letmeintroducemyself!Moundshroudisthename.CarapaceClavicleMoundshroud.Doesthathavearing,boys?Doesitsoundforyou?”
Itsounds,theboysthought,oh,oh,itsounds…!
Moundshroud.
“Afinename,”saidMr.Moundshroud,givingitafullsepulchralnight-churchsound.“Andafinenight.AndallthedeepdarkwildlonghistoryofHalloweenwaitingtoswallowuswhole!”
“Swallowus?”
“Yes!”criedMoundshroud.“Lads,lookatyourselves.Whyareyou,boy,wearingthatSkullface?Andyou,boy,carryingascythe,andyou,lad,madeuplikeaWitch?Andyou,you,you!”Hethrusthisbonyfingerateachmask.“Youdon’tknow,doyou?Youjustputonthosefacesandoldmothballclothesandjumpout,butyoudon’treallyknow,doyou?”
“Well,”saidTom,amousebehindhisskull-whitemuslin.“Er—no.”
“Yeah,”saidtheDevilboy.“Cometothinkofit,WhyamIwearingthis?”He
fingeredhisredcloakandsharprubberhornsandlovelypitchfork.
“Andme,this,”saidtheGhost,trailingitslongwhitegraveyardsheets.
Andalltheboysweregiventowonder,andtouchedtheirowncostumesandrefittheirownmasks.
“Thenwouldn’titbefunforyoutofindout?”askedMr.Moundshroud.“I’lltellyou!No,I’llshowyou!Ifonlytherewastime—”
“It’sonlysixthirty.Halloweenhasn’tevenbegun!”saidTom-in-his-cold-bones.
“True!”saidMr.Moundshroud.“Allright,lads—comealong!”
Hestrode.Theyran.
Attheedgeofthedeepdarknightravinehepointedovertherimofthehillsandtheearth,awayfromthelightofthemoon,underthedimlightofstrangestars.Thewindflutteredhisblackcloakandthehoodthathalfshadowedandnowhalfrevealedhisalmostfleshlessface.
“There,doyouseeit,lads?”
“What?”
“TheUndiscoveredCountry.Outthere.Looklong,lookdeep,makeafeast.ThePast,boys,thePast.Oh,it’sdark,yes,andfullofnightmare.EverythingthatHalloweeneverwasliesburiedthere.Willyoudigforbones,boys?Doyouhavethestuff?”
Heburnedhisgazeatthem.
“WhatisHalloween?Howdiditstart?Where?Why?Whatfor?Witches,cats,mummydusts,haunts.It’sallthereinthatcountryfromwhichnoonereturns.Willyoudiveintothedarkocean,boys?Willyouflyinthedarksky?”
Theboysswallowedhard.
Someonepeeped:“We’dliketo,but—Pipkin.We’vegottowaitforPipkin.”
“Yeah,Pipkinsentustoyourplace.Wecouldn’tgowithouthim.”
Asifsummonedinthisinstanttheyheardacryfromthefarsideoftheravine.
“Hey!HereIam!”calledafrailvoice.Theysawhissmallfigurestandingwithalitpumpkin,onthefarravineledge.
“Thisway!”theyallyelled.“Pipkin!Quick!”
“Coming!”wasthecry.“Idon’tfeelsogood.But—Ihadtocome—waitfor
me!”
Theysawhissmallfigurerundownthemiddleoftheravine,onthepath.
“Oh,wait,pleasewait—”thevoicebegantofail.“Idon’tfeelwell.Ican’trun.Can’t—can’t—”
“Pipkin!”everyoneshouted,wavingfromtheedgeofthecliff.
Hisfigurewassmall,small,small.Therewereshadowsmixedeverywhere.Batsflew.Owlsshrieked.Nightravensclusteredlikeblackleavesintrees.
Thesmallboy,runningwithhislitpumpkin,fell.
“Oh,”gaspedMoundshroud.
Thepumpkinlightwentout.
“Oh,”gaspedeveryone.
“Lightyourpumpkin,Pip,lightit!”shriekedTom.
Hethoughthesawthesmallfigurescrabblinginthedarkgrassbelow,tryingtostrikealight.Butinthatinstantofdarkness,thenightsweptin.Agreatwingfoldedovertheabyss.Manyowlshooted.Manymicescamperedandslitheredintheshadows.Amilliontinymurdershappenedsomewhere.
“Lightyourpumpkin,Pip!”
“Help—”wailedhissadvoice.
Athousandwingsflewaway.Agreatbeastbeattheairsomewherelikeathumpingdrum.
Theclouds,likegauzyscenes,werepulledawaytosetacleansky.Themoonwasthere,agreateye.
Itlookeddownupon—
Anemptypath.
Pipkinnowheretobeseen.
Wayoff,towardthehorizon,somethingdarkfritteredanddancedandslitheredawayinthecoldstarair.
“Help—help—”wailedafadingvoice.
Thenitwasgone.
“Oh,”mournedMr.Moundshroud.“Thisisbad.IfearSomethinghastakenhimaway.”
“Where,where?”gibberedtheboys,cold.
“TotheUndiscoveredCountry.ThePlaceIwantedtoshowyou.Butnow—”
“Youdon’tmeanthatThingintheravine,It,orHim,orwhatever,thatSomething,was—Death?DidhegrabPipkinand—run?!”
“Borrowedismorelikeit,perhapstoholdhimforransom,”saidMoundshroud.
“CanDeathdothat?”
“Sometimes,yes.”
“Oh,gosh.”Tomfelthiseyeswater.“Pip,tonight,runningslow,sopale.Pip,youshouldn’t’vecomeout!”heshoutedatthesky,buttherewasonlywindthereandwhitecloudsfloatinglikeoldspiritfluff,andaclearriverofwind.
Theystood,cold,shivering.TheylookedofftowheretheDarkSomethinghadstolentheirfriend.
“So,”saidMoundshroud.“Allthemorereasonforyoutocomealong,lads.Ifweflyfast,maybewecancatchPipkin.GrabhissweetHalloweencorn-candysoul.Bringhimback,pophiminbed,toasthimwarm,savehisbreath.Whatsay,lads?Wouldyousolvetwo-mysteries-in-one?SearchandseekforlostPipkin,andsolveHalloween,allinonefelldarkblow?”
TheythoughtofAllHallows’Nightandthebillionghostsawanderingthelonelylanesincoldwindsandstrangesmokes.
TheythoughtofPipkin,nomorethanathimblefulofboyandsheersummerdelight,tornoutlikeatoothandcarriedoffonablacktideofwebandhornandblacksoot.
And,almostasone,theymurmured:“Yes.”
Moundshroudsprang.Heran.Hepummeled,hepushed,heraved.“Quicknow,alongthispath,upthisrise,alongthisroad!Theabandonedfarm!Overthefence!Allez-oop!”
Theyleapedthefencerunningandstoodbyabarnthatwasfrostedoverwitholdcircusposters,withbannerstatteredbywindpastedherethirty,forty,fiftyyearsback.Circuses,passingthrough,hadleftpatchesandswatchesofthemselvesteninchesthick.
“Akite,boys.Buildakite.Quick!”
NosoonerhadhecriedthisthanMr.Moundshroudrippedagreattissuefromthesideofthebarn!Itflutteredinhishands:theeyeofatiger!Anotherripfromanotherancientposterand—themouthofalion!
TheboysheardroarsofAfricadownthewind.
Theyblinked.Theyran.Theyscratchedwithfingernails.Theypluckedwithhands.Theyseizedoffstripsandpatchesandhugerollsofanimalflesh,offang,andpiercingeye,ofwoundedflank,ofblood-redclawoftail,ofboundandleapandcry.Thewholesideofthebarnwasanancientparadestoppeddead.Theytoreitasunder.Andwitheachteartheypulledofftalon,tongue,orraveningfelineeye.Beneathwaitedlayeruponlayerofjunglenightmare,deliciousencounterswithpolarbears,panickedzebra,millingpridesoflions,chargingrhinos,clamberinggorillaswhichpawedupthesideofmidnightandswungtowarddawn.Athousandanimalsincongregationrumbledtobesetfree.Nowfreeinfistsandhandsandfingers,whistlingontheautumnwind,theboysracedoffacrossthegrass.
NowMoundshroudknockeddownoldfence-railingbeamsandmadearoughkite-crossandboundthemwithwire,thenstoodbacktoreceivethegiftsofkitepaperastheboysflungtheminfistfuls.
Andthesehetossedinplaceupontheframe,and,spark-flinting,fusedwithburningsofhishornyhands.
“Hey!”Theboyscriedtheirdelight.“Oh,look!”
Theyhadneverseensuchthings,orknownthatmensuchasMoundshroud
withapinch,aclutch,apressureoffingersmightblendaneyewithtooth,atoothwithmouth,amouthwithfelinebobcattail.All,allmingledbeautifullyintoasinglething,awildjigsawpuzzlejunglezoobillowedandtrapped,pastedandtied,growing,growing,takingcolorandsoundandpatterninthelightoftheascendingmoon.Nowanothercannibaleye.Nowanotherhungrymaw.Amadchimpanzee.Amostinsanemandrill-ape.Ascreamingbutcherbird!Theboysranupwiththelastfrightshandedoverandthekitefinished,theancientfleshlaidout,fusedbythestillblue-smoke-burninghornyhands.Mr.Moundshroudlitacigarwiththelastbitoffirethatsparkedoutofhisthumbandsmiled.AndthelightfromhissmileshowedtheKiteforwhatitwas,akiteofdestructions,ofanimalssodireandfiercetheiroutcrydrownedthewindandmurderedtheheart.
Hewaspleased,theboyswerepleased.
FortheKitesomehowseemedtoresemble…
“Why,”saidTom,astounded,“apterodactyl!”
“Awhat?!”
“Pterodactyl,thoseancientflyingreptiles,gonesomebillionyearsback,andneverseenagain,”repliedMr.Moundshroud.“Wellsaid,boy.Pterodactylitseemsandis,and‘twillflyusdownwindtoPerditionorLandsEndorsomeotherfine-soundingplace.But,now,rope,twine,string,quick!Filchandcarry!”
Theyrantheropeoffanoldabandonedclotheslinestrungbetweenbarnandabandonedfarmhouse.AgoodninetyfeetormoreofropetheybroughtMoundshroudwhosnakeditthroughhisfistuntilitsmokedamostunholysmoke.HetiedittothemiddleofthevastKitewhichflappedlikeasomehowlostandout-of-watermantarayuponthishighstrangebeach.Itstruggledwithwindtolive.Itflappedandflounderedontheheavesoftidalair,laiddownongrass.
Moundshroudstoodback,gaveajerk,andlo!theKite—flew!
Ithunglowupontheairattheendofitsclothesline,inadumb-brutegrovelingofwind,veeringthisway,dashingthat,leapingupsuddenlytoconfrontthemwithawallofeyes,asolidfleshofteeth,astormofcries.
“Itwon’trise,won’tgostraight!Atail,weneedatail!”
AndasbyinstinctTomdivedfirst,andseizedtheKitebyitsbottom.Hehungthere.TheKitesteadied.Itbegantorise.
“Yes,”criedthedarkman.“Ohlad,youaretheone.Brightboy!Youbethetail!Andmore,andmore!”
AndastheKiteslowlyascendedthecoldriverofswiftflowingair,eachboyinturn,seizedwiththewhim,spurredbyhiswits,becamemoreandyetmoreofthetail.WhichistosaythatHenry-Hank,disguisedasaWitch,grabbedTomsankles,andnowtheKitehadtwoboysforitsmagnificenttail!
AndRalphBengstrum,woundupinhisMummyclothes,stumblingoverhiswindingtapes,smotheredinhisburialrags,shambledforward,jumped,andgrabbedHenry-Hank’sankles.
SothreeboyshungnowinaTail!
“Wait!HereIcome!”criedBeggar,whounderhisdirtandragswasreallyFredFryer.
Hejumped,hecaught.
TheKiteascended.Thefourboysmakingthetailyelledformorelength!
TheygotitwhentheboydressedasanApemanscrambledandgrabbedanklesfollowedbytheboydressedasDeathwithaScythewhodiddangerouslylikewise.
“Watchoutwiththescythe!”
Thescythefellandlayinthegrasslikealostsmile.
Butthetwoboyshungdownnowfromallthehalf-washedankles,andtheKiterosemore,higher,higheraddingaboyandaboy,andaboyuntilwithayellandshout,eightboysweredown-hunginamagnificentthrashingtail,thelasttwobeingGhostwhowastrulyGeorgeSmithandWallyBabbwhohad,inspired,madehimselfuptolooklikeaGargoylefallenoffthetopofacathedral.
Theboysyelledwithelation.TheKiteswoopedand—tookoff!
“Hey!”
Whoosh!TheKitepurredwithathousandanimalwhispers.
Whannng!TheKiteropestrummedthewind.
Hush!saidtheentirething.
Andthewindflewthemhighacrossthestars.
LeavingMoundshroudtolookupwithaweathiscontraption,hiskite,hisboys.
“Wait!”heshouted.
“Don’twait,comeon!”theboysyelled.
Moundshroudranalongthegrasstoseizethescythe.Hiscapeflutteredtakingair,makingwingsuntilhe,also,verysimply,tookoff,andsoared.
TheKiteflew.
TheboyshungdownfromtheKiteinafinelizard’stail,nowweaving,nowlooping,nowsnapping,nowgliding.
Theyyelledwithdelight.Theyshriekedwithingasped,outgaspedterror.Theyrodeacrossthemooninanexclamationpoint.Theysoaredoverhillsandmeadowsandfarms.Theysawthemselvesreflectedinduskymoon-brightstreams,creeks,rivers.Theybrusheddownoverancienttrees.Thewindstirredbytheirpassingshookdownwholegovernmentmintsofcoins,leaves,brightshoweringtotheblack-grassedearth.Theyflewoverthetownandthought—
Olookup!see!hereweare!yoursons!
Andthought:Olookdown,theresomewhereareourmothers,fathers,brothers,sisters,teachers!Hey,hereweare!O,someone,seeus!oryou’llneverbelieve!
AndinalastswooptheKitewhistled,hummed,drummedalongthewindstofloatovertheoldhouseandtheHalloweenTreewherefirsttheyhadmetMoundshroud!
Swoomp,flutter,glide,rush,hiss!
Thesuctionoftheirswungbodiescausedathousandcandlestoflutter,flicker,stuttertheirlight,hisswithdesiretoreflamethemselves,soallthehungpumpkinscowlsandleersandwildsmileswerehalf-snuffedtounhappyshadows.ThewholeTreewentdeadforaheartbeat.ThenastheKitesanghigh—theTreeblazedupwithathousandnewcut-pumpkinfrowns,glares,grimaces,andgrins!
Thewindowsofthehouse,blackmirrors,sawtheKitegoawayandaway,untiltheboysandtheKiteandMr.Moundshroudwereverysmallonthehorizon.
AndthendowntheysailedoffawaydeepintotheUndiscoveredCountryofOldDeathandStrangeYearsintheFrightfulPast….
“Wherearewegoing?”criedTom,hangingtotheKite’stail.
“Yes,where,where?”criedalltheboys,oneafteranother,below,below.
“Notwhere,butwhen!”saidMoundshroud,pacingthem,hisgreatveiledcloakfullofmoonwindandtime.“Twothousand,countthem,yearsbeforeChrist!Pipkin’sthere,waiting!Ismellit!Fly!”
Thenthemoonbegantoblink.Itclosedupitseyeandtherewasdarkness.Thenfasterandfasteritbegantowink,towax,towane,towaxagain.Untilathousandtimesoveritflickeredandinflickeringchangedthelandscapebelow,andthenfiftythousandtimes,sofasttheycouldnotseeit,themoonextinguishedandrelititself.
Andthemoonstoppedwinkingandheldverystill.
Andthelandwaschanged.
“Look,”saidMoundshroud,hungupontheveryairabovethem.
Andthemilliontiger-lion-leopard-panthereyesoftheautumnKitelookeddown,asdidtheeyesoftheboys.
Andthesunroseshowingthem…
Egypt.TheRiverNile.TheSphinx.ThePyramids.
“But,”saidMoundshroud.“Noticeanything—different?”
“Why,”gaspedTom,“it’sallnew.It’sjustbeenbuilt.ThatmeanswereallyhavegonebackinTimefourthousandyears!”
And,sureenough,theEgyptthatlaybelowwasancientsandbutnew-cutstone.TheSphinx,withitsgreatlionpawstreadedoutonthegoldenstuffsofdesert,wassharp-cutandfreshlybornoutofthewombofstonemountains.It
wasavastpupinthebrightandemptyglareofnoon.Ifthesunhadfallenandlaybetweenitspaws,itwouldhavecuffeditlikeafireballtoy.
ThePyramids?Whytheylaylikestrange-shapedblocks,yetothergamestobepuzzledover,playedwithbythewoman-lionSphinx.
TheKitezoomeddownandskirtedthesanddunes,flirtedoveronepyramidandwasdrawn,asbysuction,byanopentomb-mouthsetinasmallcliff.
“Hey,Presto!”criedMoundshroud.
WithaflaphegavetheKitesuchakickasmadetheboystolllikeclamorousbells.
“Hey,no!”theycried.
TheKiteshuddered,felldown,hoveredtenfeetabovethedunes,andshookitselflikeawilddogriddingitselfoffleas.
Theboysfellsafeingoldensand.
TheKitebrokeawayinathousandshredsofeyes,fangs,shrieks,roars,elephanttrumpetings.TheEgyptiantomb-mouthsuckedthemin,andMoundshroud,laughing,withit.
“Mr.Moundshroud,wait!”
Leapingup,theboysrantoshoutintothedarktombdoorway.Thentheyliftedtheirgazeandsawwheretheywere.
TheValleyoftheKings,wherehugestonegodsloomedabove.Dustsiftedinastrangedownpouroftearsfromtheireyes;tearsmadeofsandandpowderedrock.
Theboysleanedintotheshadows.Likeadryriverbottom,thecorridorsleddowntodeepvaultswherelaythelinen-wrappeddead.Dustfountainsechoedandplayedinstrangecourtyardsamilebelow.Theboysached,listening.Thetombbreathedoutasickexhalationofpaprika,cinnamon,andpowderedcameldung.Somewhere,amummydreamed,coughedinitssleep,unraveledabandage,twitcheditsdustytongueandturnedoverforanotherthousand-yearsnooze….
“Mr.Moundshroud?”calledTomSkelton.
Andfromdeepinthedryearthalostvoicewhispered:
“Mound—sssss—shroud.”
Outofthedarknesssomethingrolled,rushed,flapped.
Alongstripofmummyclothsnappedoutintothesunlight.
Itwasasiftheverytombitselfhadstuckoutitsolddrytonguewhichlayattheirfeet.
Theboysstared.Thelinenstripwashundredsofyardslongandmight,iftheywished,leadthemdown,downintothemysteriousdeepsbelowtheEgyptianearth.
TomSkelton,trembling,putonetoeouttotouchtheyellowlinenstrip.
Awindblewfromthetombs,saying:Yessss—”
“HereIgo,”saidTom.
And,balancingonthetightropeoflinen,hewandereddownandvanishedinthedarkundertheburialchambers.
“Yesssss—!”whisperedthewindcomingupfrombelow.“Allofyou.Come.Next.Andnext.Andanotherandanother.Quick.”
Theboysraceddownthelinenpathindarkness.
“Watchformurder,boys!Murder!”
Thepillarsonbothsidesoftherushingboysflashedtolife.Picturesshiveredandmoved.
Thegoldensunwasoneverypillar.
Butitwasasunwitharmsandlegs,boundtightwithmummywrappings.
“Murder!”
Adarkcreaturestruckthesunonedreadfulblow.
Thesundied.Itsfireswentout.
Theboysranblindindarkness.
Yeah,thoughtTom,running,sure,Imean,Ithink,everynight,thesundies.Goingtosleep,Iwonder,willitcomeback?Tomorrowmorning,willitstillbedead?
Theboysran.Onnewpillarsdead-ahead,thesunappearedagain,burningoutofeclipse.
Swell!thoughtTom.That’sit!Sunrise!
Butjustasquickly,thesunwasmurderedagain.Oneachpillartheyracedby,thesundiedinautumnandwasburiedincoldwinter.
MiddleofDecember,thoughtTom,Ioftenthink:thesun’llnevercomeback!Winterwillgoonforever!Thistimethesunisreallydead!
Butastheboysslowedattheendofthelongcorridor,thesunwasreborn.Springarrivedwithgoldenhorns.Lightfilledthecorridorwithpurefire.
ThestrangeGodstoodburningoneverywall,hisfaceagrandfireoftriumph,wrappedingoldenribbons.
“Why,heck,Iknowwhothatis!”pantedHenry-Hank.“SawhiminamovieoncewithterribleEgyptianmummies!”
“Osiris!”saidTom.
“Yesssssssss…”hissedMoundshroud’svoicefromthedeeptombs.“LessonNumberOneaboutHalloween.Osiris,SonoftheEarthandSky,killedeachnightbyhisbrotherDarkness.OsirisslainbyAutumn,murderedbyhisownnightblood.
“Soitgoesineverycountry.Eachhasitsdeathfestival,havingtodowithseasons.Skullsandbones,boys,skeletonsandghosts.InEgypt,lads,seetheDeathofOsiris,KingoftheDead.Gazelong.”
Theboysgazed.
FortheyhadcometoavastholeintheundergroundcavernandthroughthisholetheycouldlookoutatanEgyptianvillagewhere,atdusk,foodwasbeingplacedoutinpotteryandcopperdishesonporchesandsills.
“Forthehomecomingghostssssss,”whisperedMoundshroudsomewhereintheshadows.
Rowsofoillampswerenailedtohousefrontsandthesoftsmokefromtheseroseuponthetwilightairlikewanderingspirits.
Youcouldalmostseethehauntsshiftingalongthecobbledstreets.
Theshadowsleanedawayfromthelostsuninthewestandtriedtoenterthehouses.
Butthewarmfood,steamingontheporches,kepttheshadowscirclingandstirring.
AfaintsmellofincenseandmummydustwafteduptotheboyswholookedoutuponthisancientHalloweenandthe“treats”beingsetforthnotforwanderingboysbuthomelessghosts.
“Hey,”whisperedalltheboys.
“Donotloseyourwayinthedark,”voicessanginthehouses,toharpsandlutes.“Odearsweetdead,comehome,andwelcomehere.Lostinthedarkbutalwaysdear.Donotwander,donotroam.Dearones,comehome.”
Smokecurledfromthedimlamps.
Andtheshadowssteppedupontheporchesand,verygently,touchedthegiftsoffood.
Andinonehousetheycouldseeanoldgrandfathermummybeingtakenoutofaclosetandputintheplaceofhonorattheheadofthetable,withfoodsetbeforehim.Andthemembersofthefamilysatdowntotheireveningmealandliftedtheirglassesanddranktothedeadoneseatedthere,alldustanddrysilence…
“Quick,now,comefindme!”
Moundshroudsvoice,laughing,calledthemon.
“Thisway!No,this!This!”
Theyranalongtheslenderribbonofmummywrapping,deepintotheearth.
“Yes.HereIam.”
Theyturnedacornerandstopped,forthelonglinenribbonwoundacrossthetombfloorandupawalltowraparoundthefeetofanancientbrownmummywhichwasproppedatiltinacandlelitniche.
“Is,”stutteredRalphBengstrum,dressedinhisownMummycostume,“is—isthatarealmummy?”
“Yes.”Dustsiftedfromunderthegoldenmaskonthemummy’sface.“Real.”
“Mr.Moundshroud!You!
Thegoldmaskfelltoclanglikeabrightbellonthefloor.
Wherethemaskhadbeenwasamummy’sface,apoolofbrownmudcrinkledbyblastsofsun.Oneeyewasgluedshutwithspiderweb.Theothereyecrackedforthtearsofdustandaglintofbrightblueglass.
“Issssstheresomeboytheredressedlikeamummy?”askedthevoicemuffledbeneaththeshroud.
“Why,me,sir!”squeakedRalph,showinghisarms,legs,chest,themedicalbandagesithadtakenhimallafternoontowraphimselfupin,mummified.
“Good,”sighedMoundshroud.“Grabthelinenstrip.Pull!”
Ralphbent,tookholdoftheancientmummybandagesand—yanked!
Theribbonunraveleduparound,uparoundtorevealthegreatancientreptilenose-beakandflakychinanddrysmilingdust-powderymouthofMoundshroud.Hiscrossedarmsfellloose.
“Thanks,lad!Free!NofunbeingwrappedlikesomeoldfuneralgiftfortheLandoftheDead.But—hist!Quick,boys,hopintheniches,standstiff.Someone’scoming.Playmummies,boys,playdead!”
Theboysleapedtostand,armsfolded,eyesshut,breathsheld,likeafriezeofsmallmummiescutintheancientrock.
“Easy”whisperedMoundshroud.“Herecomes—”
Afuneralprocession.
Anarmyofmournersingoldandfinesilksbearingsmallsailing-shiptoysandcopperbowlsoffoodintheirhands.
Andintheirmidst,amummycasecarriedlightassunshineontheshouldersofsixmen.Andbehindthat,afresh-wrappedmummywithnewpaintingsonitslinenvestmentsandasmallgoldmaskfittedoverthehiddenface.
“Seethefood,boys,thetoys,”whisperedMoundshroud.“Theyputtoysinthetombs,lads.Sothegodswillcomeplay,romp,roustabout,andrunchildrenhappytotheLandoftheDead.Seetheboats,kites,jump-ropes,toyknives—”
“Butlookatthesizeofthatmummy,”saidRalph,insidehishotlinenbandages.“It’satwelve-year-oldboyinthere!Likeme!Andthatgoldmaskontheboymummy’sface—doesn’titlookfamiliar?”
“Pipkin!”criedeveryone,hoarsely.
“Sh!”hissedMoundshroud.
Forthefuneralhadstopped,thehighpriestswereglancingaroundthroughtheflickeringtorchshadows.
Theboys,highintheirniches,squeezedtheireyestight,suckedintheirbreaths.
“Notawhisper,”saidMoundshroud,amosquitoinTom’sear.“Notamurmur.”
Theharpmusicbeganagain.
Thefuneralshuffledon.
Andinthemidstofallthegoldandtoys,thekitesofthedead,therewasthesmalltwelve-year-oldfresh-newmummywithagoldmaskthatlookedjustexactlylike—
Pipkin.
No,no,no,no!thoughtTom.
“Yes!”criedamousevoice,tiny,lost,wrappedawaykept,trapped,wild.“Itsme!I’mhere.Underthemask.Underthewrappings.Can’tmove!Can’tyellCan’tfightfree!”
Pipkin!thoughtTom.Wait!
“Can’thelpit!Trapped!”shoutedthesmallweevoicewrappedinpicturelinens.“Follow!Meetme!Findmeat—”
Thevoicefaded,forthefuneralprocessionhadturnedacornerinthedarklabyrinthandwasgone.
“Followyouwhere,Pipkin?”TomSkeltonjumpeddownfromhisnicheandyelledintothedark.“Meetyouwhere?”
Butatthatexactmoment,Moundshroud,likeachoppedtree,felloutofhisniche.Bang!hestruckthefloor.
“Wait!”hecautionedTom,lookingupathimwithoneeyethatlookedlikeaspidercaughtinitsownweb.“We’llsaveoldPipkinyet.Slydoesit.Slideandcreep,boys.Ssst.”
Theyhelpedhimupandunwoundsomeofhismummywrappingsandtiptoeddownthelongcorridorandturnedthecorner.
“HolyCow,”whisperedTom.“Look.They’reputtingPipkin’smummyinthecoffinandthecoffininsidethe—the—”
“Sarcophagus,”Moundshroudsuppliedthejawcracker.“Acoffininacoffininacoffin,lad.Eachlargerthanthelast,alldoneupinhieroglyphstotellhislifestory—”
“Pipkin’slife?”saidall.
“OrwhoeverPipkinwasthistimearound,thisyear,fourthousandyearsago.”
“Yeah,”whisperedRalph.“Lookatthepicturesonthesidesofthecoffin.Pipkinoneyearold.Pipkinfive.Pipkintenandrunningfast.Pipkinupanappletree.Pipkinpretendingtodrowninthelake.Pipkineatinghiswaythroughapeachorchard.Wait,what’sthat?!”
Moundshroudwatchedthebusyfuneral.“They’reputtingfurnitureinthetombforhimtouseintheLandoftheDead.Boats.Kites.Topstospin.FreshfruitsshouldPipkinwakeahundredyearsfromnow,hungry”
“He’llbehungryallright.Goodgrief,look,they’regoingout!They’reclosingthetomb!”MoundshroudhadtograbandholdTomforhewasjumpingupanddowninagony“Pipkin’sstillinthere,buried!Whendowesavehim?”
“Later.TheLongNightisyoung.We’llseePipkinagain,neverfear.Then—”
Thetombdoorslammedshut.
Theboysyammeredandyelled.Inthedarktheycouldhearthescrapeandsloshofmortarfillingthelastcracksandseamsasthefinalstoneswereshovedinplace.
Themournerswentawaywiththeirsilentharps.
RalphstoodinhisMummycostume,stunned,watchingthelastshadowsgo.
“IsthatwhyI’mdressedlikeamummy?”Hefingeredthebandages.Hetouchedhisclay-wrinkledancientface.“IsthatwhatmypartofHalloweenisallabout?”
“All,boy,all,”murmuredMoundshroud.“TheEgyptians,why,theybuilttolast.Tenthousandyearstheyplannedfor.Tombs,boys,tombs.Graves.Mummies.Bones.Death,death.Deathwasattheveryheart,gizzard,light,soul,andbodyoftheirlife!Tombsandmoretombswithsecretpassages,sononemightbefound,sograverobberscouldnotborrowsoulsandtoysandgold.Youareamummy,boy,becausethatwashowtheydressedforEternity.Spunupinacocoonofthreads,theyhopedtocomeforthlikelovelybutterfliesinsomefardearlovingworld.Knowyourcocoon,boy.Touchthestrangestuffs.”
“Why,”saidRalphtheMummy,blinkingatthesmokywallsandoldhieroglyphics.“EverydaywasHalloweentothem!”
“Everyday!”gaspedall,inadmiration.
“EverydaywasHalloweenforthem,too.”Moundshroudpointed.
Theboysturned.
Akindofgreenelectricstormsimmeredinthetombdungeon.Thegroundshudderedaswithanancientearthquake.Somewhere,avolcanoturnedoverinitssleep,lightingthewallswithonefieryshoulder.
Andonthewallsbeyondwereprehistoricdrawingsofcavemen,longbeforetheEgyptians.
“Now,”saidMoundshroud.
Lightningstruck.
Saber-toothedtigerscaughtthecavemenscreaming.Tarpitsdrownedtheirbones.Theysank,wailing.
“Wait.Let’ssaveafewwithfire.”
Moundshroudblinked.Lightningstrucktoburnforests.Oneapeman,running,seizedaburningbranchandrammeditinasaber-tooth’sjaws.Thetigershriekedandfellaway.Theapeman,snortingintriumph,tossedthefierybranchintoapileofautumnleavesinhiscave.Othermencametoholdtheirhandsouttothefire,laughingatthenightwheretheyellowbeasteyeswaited,afraid.
“See,boys?”Moundshroud’sfaceflickeredwiththefire.“ThedaysoftheLongColdaredone.Becauseofthisonebrave,new-thinkingman,summerlivesinthewintercave.”
“But?”saidTom.“What’sthatgottodowithHalloween?”
“Do?Why,blastmybones,everything.Whenyouandyourfriendsdieeveryday,there’snotimetothinkofDeath,isthere?Onlytimetorun.Butwhenyoustoprunningatlonglast—”
Hetouchedthewalls.Theapemenfrozeinmid-flight.
“—nowyouhavetimetothinkofwhereyoucamefrom,whereyou’regoing.Andfirelightstheway,boys.Fireandlightning.Morningstarstogazeat.Fireinyourowncavetoprotectyou.Onlybynightfireswasthecaveman,beastman,ableatlasttoturnhisthoughtsonaspitandbastethemwithwonder.Thesundiedinthesky.Wintercameonlikeagreatwhitebeastshakingitsfur,buryinghim.Wouldspringevercomebacktotheworld?Wouldthesunberebornnextyearorstaymurdered?Egyptiansaskedit.Cavemenaskeditamillionyearsbefore.Willthesunrisetomorrowmorning?”
“Andthat’showHalloweenbegan?”
“Withsuchlongthoughtsatnight,boys.Andalwaysatthecenterofit,fire.Thesun.Thesundyingdownthecoldskyforever.Howthatmusthave
scaredearlyman,eh?ThatwastheBigDeath.Ifthesunwentawayforever,thenwhat?
“Sointhemiddleofautumn,everythingdying,apementurnedintheirsleep,rememberedtheirowndeadofthelastyear.Ghostscalledintheirheads.Memories,that’swhatghostsare,butapemendidn’tknowthat.Behindtheireyelids,latenights,thememoryghostscalled,waved,danced,soapemenwokeup,tossedtwigsonthefire,shivered,wept.Theycoulddriveawaywolvesbutnotmemories,notghosts.Sotheyheldtighttotheirribs,prayed
forspring,watchedthefire,thankedinvisiblegodsforharvestsoffruitandnuts.
“Halloween,indeed!Amillionyearsago,inacaveinautumn,withghostsinsideheads,andthesunlost.”
Moundshroud’svoicefaded.
Heunraveledanotheryardortwoofmummywrappings,drapedthemoverhisarmgrandlyandsaid:“Moretosee.Comeon,boys.”
AndtheywalkedoutofthecatacombsintothetwilightofanoldEgyptianday.
Agreatpyramidlaybeforethem,waiting.
“Lastonetothetop,”saidMoundshroud,“isamonkey’suncle!”
Andthemonkey’sunclewasTom.
Gasping,theyreachedthepyramid’stopwherewaitedavastcrystallens,aviewingglasswhichspunslowlyinthewindonagoldentripod,agiganticeyewithwhichtobringfarplacesnear.
Inthewest,thesun,smotheredanddyinginclouds,sank.Moundshroudhootedhisdelight:
“Thereitgoes,boys.Theheart,soul,andfleshofHalloween.TheSun!ThereOsirisismurderedagain.TheresinksMithras,thePersianfire.TherefallsPhoebusApolloallGrecianlight.Sunandflame,boys.Lookandblink.Turnthatcrystalspyglass.SwingitdowntheMediterraneanCoastathousandmiles.SeetheGreekIsles?”
“Sure,”saidplainGeorgeSmith,dressedupasfancypaleghost.“Cities,towns,streets,houses.Peoplejumpingoutonporchestobringfood!”
“Yes.”Moundshroudbeamed.“TheirFestivaloftheDead:theFeastofPots.Trick-or-Treatoldstyle.Buttricksfromthedeadifyoudon’tfeedthem.Sotreatsarelaidoutinfinebanquetsonthesill!”
Faraway,inthesweetdusk,smellsofcookedmeatssteamed,dishesweredealtoutforspiritsthatsmokedacrossthelandoftheliving.ThewomenandchildrenoftheGrecianhomescameandwentwithmultitudinousquantities
ofspicedanddelectablevictuals.
Then,allthroughtheGrecianIsles,doorsslammed.Thevastslammingechoedalongthedarkwind.
“Thetemplesshuttingtight,”saidMoundshroud.“EveryholyplaceinGreecewillbedouble-lockedthisnight.”
“Andlook!”Ralph-who-was-a-Mummyswungthecrystallens.Thelightflaredovertheboys’masks.“Thosepeople,whyaretheypaintingblackmolassesontheirfrontdoorposts?”
“Pitch,”correctedMoundshroud.“Blacktartogluetheghosts,stickthemfast,sotheycan’tgetinside.”
“Why,”saidTom,“didn’twethinkofthat!?”
DarknessmoveddowntheMediterraneanshores.Fromthetombs,likemist,thedeadspiritswaveredinsootandblackplumesalongthestreetstobecaughtinthedarktarthatsmearedtheporchsills.Thewindmourned,asiftellingtheanguishofthetrappeddead.
“Now,Italy.Rome.”MoundshroudturnedthelenstoseeRomancemeterieswherepeopleplacedfoodongravesandhurriedoff.
ThewindwhippedMoundshroud’scape.Ithollowedhismouth:
“Oautumnwindsthatbakeandburn
Andalltheworldtodarknessturn,
Nowstormandseizeandmakeofme…
AswarmofleavesfromAutumn’sTree!”
Hekick-jumpedstraightupintheair.Theboysyelleddelight,evenashisclothes,cape,hair,skin,body,corn-candybonestoreapartbeforetheireyes.
“…leaves…burn…
…change…turn…!”
Thewindribbonedhimtoconfetti;amillionautumnleaves,gold,brown,redasblood,rust,allwild,rustling,simmering,aclutchofoakandmapleleaf,ahickoryleafdownfall,atossofflakingwhisper,murmur,rustletothedark
river-creeksky.Notonekite,buttenthousandthousandtinymummy-flake,kites,Moundshroudexplodedapart:
“Worldturn!Leavesburn!
Grassdie!Trees…fly!”
Andfromabillionothertreesinautumnlands,leavesrushedtojoinwiththeupflungbattalionsofdrybitsthatwereMoundshrouddispersedinwhirlwindsfromwhichhisvoicestormed:
“Boys,seethefiresalongtheMediterraneancoast?FiresburningnorththroughEurope?Firesoffear.Flamesofcelebration.Wouldyouspy,boys?Up,now,fly!”
Andtheleavesinavalanchefelluponeachboyliketerribleflappingmothsandcarriedthemaway.OverEgyptiansandstheysangandlaughedandgiggled.Overthestrangesea,rapturousandhysterical,theysoared.
“HappyNewYear!”avoicecried,farbelow.
“Happywhat?”askedTom.
“HappyNewYear!”Moundshroud,aflockofrustyleaves,rustledhisvoice.“Inoldtimes,thefirstofNovemberwasNewYear’sDay.Thetrueendofsummer,thecoldstartofwinter.Notexactlyhappy,but,well,HappyNewYear!”
TheycrossedEuropeandsawnewwaterbelow.
“TheBritishIsles,”whisperedMoundshroud.“WouldyoucockaneyeatEngland’sowndruidGodoftheDead?”
“Wewould!”
“Quietasmilkweed,then,softassnow,fall,blowawaydown,eachandall.”
Theboysfell.
Likeabushelofchestnuts,theirfeetrainedtoearth.
Nowtheboyswholandedlikeadownpourofbrightautumntrashwereinthisorder:
TomSkelton,dressedupinhisdeliciousBones.
Henry-Hank,moreorlessaWitch.
RalphBengstrum,anunraveledMummy,becomingmoreunbandagedbytheminute.
AGhostnamedGeorgeSmith.
J.J.(noothernameneeded)averyfineApeman.
WallyBabbwhosaidhewasaGargoyle,buteveryonesaidhelookedmorelikeQuasimodo.
FredFryer,whatelsebutabeggarfreshoutofaditch.
Andlastandnotleast,“Hackles”Nibleywhohadrunupacostumeatthelastmomentbysimplyclappingonawhitescare-maskandgrabbinghisgrandpa’sharvestscytheoffthegaragewall.
AlltheboysbeingsafelylandedonEnglishearth,theirbillionautumnleavesfelloffandblewaway.
Theystoodinthemidstofavastfieldofwheat.
“Here,MasterNibley,Ibroughtyourscythe.Takeit.Grab!Nowlielow!”warnedMoundshroud.“TheDruidGodoftheDead!Samhain!Fall!”
Theyfell.
Forahugescythecameskimmingdownoutofthesky.Withitsgreatrazoredgeitcutthewind.Withitswhistlingsideitslicedclouds.Itbeheadedtrees.Itrazoredalongthecheekofthehill.Itmadeacleanshaveofwheat.Intheairawholeblizzardofwheatfell.
Andwitheverywhisk,everycut,everyscythe,theskywasaswarmwithcriesandshrieksandscreams.
Thescythehissedup.
Theboyscowered.
“Hunh!”gruntedalargevoice.
“Mr.Moundshroud,isthatyou!”criedTom.
Fortoweringfortyfeetabovetheminthesky,animmensescytheinhishands,wasthiscowledfigure,itsfaceinmidnightfogs.
Thebladeswungdown:hisssssss!
“Mr.Moundshroud,letusbe!”
“Shutup.”SomeoneknockedTomselbow.Mr.Moundshroudlayontheearthbesidehim.“That’snotme.That’s—”
“Samhain!”criedthevoiceinthefog.“GodoftheDead!Iharvestthus,andso!”
Sssss-whoooshhhh!
“Allthosewhodiedthisyeararehere!Andfortheirsins,thisnight,areturnedtobeasts!”
Sssssswooommmmmmm!
“Please,”whimperedRalph-the-Mummy
“Sssssssttttt!ThescythezipperedHacklesNibley’sspine,rippinghiscostumeinalongtear,knockinghisownsmallscythefreeofhishands.
“Beasts!”
Andtheharvestwheat,flailedup,spunroundonthewind,shriekingitssouls,allthosewhohaddiedinthepasttwelvemonths,rainedtoearth.Andfalling,touching,theheadsofwheatwereturnedtoasses,chickens,snakeswhich
scurried,cackled,brayed;wereturnedtodogsandcatsandcowsthatbarked,cried,bawled.Butallwereminiature.Allweretiny,small,nobiggerthanworms,nobiggerthantoes,nobiggerthanthesliced-offtipofanose.Bythehundredsandthousandsthewheatheadssnowedupinscattersandfelldownasspiderswhichcouldnotshoutorbegorweepformercy,butwhich,soundless,racedoverthegrass,pouredovertheboys.AhundredcentipedestiptoedonRalph’sspine.TwohundredleechesclungtoHacklesNibley’sscytheuntilwithanightmaregaspheravedandshookthemoff.Everywherefellblackwidowsandtinyboaconstrictors.
“Foryoursins!Yoursins!Takethat!Andthis!”bellowedthevoiceinthewhistlingsky.
Thescytheflashed.Thewind,cut,fellinbrightthunders.Thewheatchurnedandgaveupamillionheads.Headsfell.Sinnershitlikerocks.And,hitting,wereturnedtofrogsandtoadsandmultitudesofscalywartswithlegsandjellyfishwhichstankinthelight.
“I’llbegood!”prayedTomSkelton.
“Lemmelive!”addedHenry-Hank.
Allofthissaidveryloudly,forthescythewasmakingadreadfulroar.Itwaslikeanoceanwavefallingdownoutofthesky,cleaningabeach,andrunningawayuptocutmoreclouds.Eventhecloudsseemedtobewhisperingoutswiftandmoreferventprayersfortheirownfates.Notme!notme!
“Foralltheevilyoueverdid!”saidSamhain.
Andthescythecutandthesoulswereharvestedandfellinblindnewtsandawfulbedbugsanddreadfulcockroachestoscuttle,limp,creep,scrabble.
“Mygosh,he’sabugmaker.”
“Fleasquasher!”
“Snakegrinder-outer!”
“Roachtransformer!”
“Flykeeper!”
“No!Samhain!OctoberGod.GodoftheDead!”
Samhainstompedagreatfootwhichtreadathousandbugsinthegrass,trompledtenthousandtinysoul-beastsinthedust.
“Ithink,”saidTom,“it’stimewe-”
“Ran?”suggestedRalph,notoffhand.
“Shallwetakeavote?”
Thescythehissed.Samhainboomed.
“Vote,heck!”saidMoundshroud.
Alljumpedup.
“Youthere!”thunderedthevoiceabovethem.“Comeback!”
“No,sir,thanks,”saidoneandthenanother.
Andputrightfootafterleft.
“Ifigure,”saidRalph,panting,leaping,tearsonhischeeks.“Ibeenprettygoodmostofmylife.Idon’tdeservetodie.”
“Hah-hnnh!”shoutedSamhain.
Thescythecameinaguillotinewhichchunkedtheheadoffanoaktreeandfelledamaple.Awholeorchardofautumnapplesfellintoamarblepitsomewhere.Itsoundedlikeahousefulofboysfallingdownstairs.
“Idon’tthinkheheardyou,Ralph,”saidTom.
Theydived.Theyfellamongrocksandshrubs.
Thescythericochetedoffthestones.
Samhaingavesuchayellasbroughtanavalanchedownasmallhillnearby
“Boy,”saidRalph,squinchedup,balledup,feetagainstchest,eyestight.“Englandisnoplacetobeasinner.”
Evenasafinalrain,ashower,adownpourofhystericalsouls-turned-beetle,turnedflea,turnedstinkbug,turneddaddylong-legs,scurriedovertheboys.
“Hey,look.Thatdog!”
Awilddog,madwithterror,raceduptherocks.
Anditsface,itseyes,somethingintheeyes—
“Thatcouldn’tbe—?”
“Pipkin?”saideveryone.
“Pip—”shoutedTom.“Isthiswherewemeetyou?Is—”
Butwhoom!Thescythefell.
Andyippingwithfright,thedog,bowledover,sliddownthegrass.
“Holdon,Pipkin.Weknowyou,weseeyou!Don’tscareoff!Don’t—”Tomwhistled.
Butthedog,yarpingwithPipkin’sowndearsweetscaredvoice,wasgone.
Butdidn’tanechoofhisyipcomebackfromthehills:
“Meet.Meet.Meet.Meeee…”
Where?thoughtTom.Criminently,where?
Samhain,scytheuplifted,gazedallabout,happyathisgames.
Hechuckledamostdeliciouschuckle,spatfieryspittleonhishornyhands,clenchedthescythetighter,swungitup,andfroze….
Forsomewhere,someonewassinging.
Somewherenearthetopofahill,inasmallclumpoftrees,asmallbonfireflickered.
Menlikeshadowsweregatheredthere,liftinguptheirarmsandchanting.
Samhainlistened,hisscythelikeagreatsmileinhisarms.
“OSamhain,GodoftheDead!
Hearus!
WetheHolyDruidPriestsin
ThisGroveofTrees,thegreatOaks,
PleadfortheSoulsoftheDead!”
Faraway,thesestrangemenbytheirbrightfireliftedmetalknives,liftedcatsandgoatsintheirhands,chanting:
“Weprayforthesoulsofthose
WhoareturnedtoBeasts.
OGodoftheDead,wesacrifice
Thesebeasts
Sothatyouwillletfree
Thesoulsofourlovedones
Whodiedthisyear!”
Theknivesflashed.
Samhainsmiledanevengreatersmile.Theanimalsshrieked.
Allaroundtheboysontheearth,thegrass,therocks,thetrappedsouls,lostinspiders,lockedinroaches,putawayinfleasandpillbugsandcentipedes,gapedandyammeredsilentyammersandtwitchedandroiled.
Tomwinced.Hethoughtheheardamillionsmall,ohverymicroscopic,bleatsofpainandreleasefromaroundhimwherethecentipedescapered,spidersdanced.
“Letfree!Letbe!”prayedthedruidsonthehill.
Thefireblazed.
Aseawindroaredoverthemeadows,brushedtherocks,touchedatthespiders,rolledthepillbugs,tumbledtheroaches.Thetinyspiders,insects,theminiaturedogsandcowsfluffedawaylikeamillionsnowflakes.Thetinysoulstrappedininsectbodiesdissolved.
Released,withavastcavernwhisper,theywhistledupthesky.
“ToHeaven!”criedthedruidpriests.“Ofree!Go!”
Theyflew.Theyvanishedintheairwithagreatsighofthanksandmuchgratitude.
Sanhain,GodoftheDead,shrugged,andletthemgo.Then,justassuddenly,
hestiffened.
AsdidthehiddenboysandMr.Moundshroud,crouchedintherocks.
ThroughavalleyandacrossthehillrananarmyofRomansoldiers,atrooponthedouble.Theirleaderranbeforethem,shouting:
“SoldiersofRome!Destroythepagans!Destroytheunholyreligion!Seutoniussoorders!”
“ForSeutonius!”
Samhain,inthesky,raisedhisscythe,toolate!
Thesoldiersslammedswordsandaxesintothebasesoftheholydruidoaks.
Samhainshriekedinpainasiftheaxeshadchoppedhisknees.Theholytreesgroaned,whistled,and,withafinalchop,thunderedtoearth.
Samhaintrembledinthehighair.
Thedruidpriests,fleeing,stoppedandshuddered.
Treesfell.
Thepriests,choppedattheankles,theknees,fell.Theywereblownoverlikeoaksinahurricane.
“No!”roaredSamhaininthehighair.
“Butyes!”criedtheRomans.“Now!”
Thesoldiersgaveafinalmightyblow.
AndSamhain,GodoftheDead,tornathisroots,choppedathisankles,begantofall.
Theboys,staringup,leapedoutoftheway.Foritwaslikeagiantforestfallingallinonefall.Theywereshadowedbyhismidnightdescent.Thethunderofhisdeathcamebeforehim.Hewasthegreatesttreeinallexistenceever,thetallestoakevertoplummetdownanddie.Downhecamethroughthewildair,screaming,flailingtoholdhimselfup.
Samhainhittheearth.
Hedroppedwitharoarthatshookthebonesofthehillsandsnuffedtheholyfires.
AndwithSamhaincutanddownanddead,thelastofthedruidoaksfellwithhim,likewheatcutwithafinalscythe.Hisownhugescythe,avastsmilelostinthefields,dissolvedintoapuddleofsilverandsankintothegrass.
Silence.Asmolderingoffires.Ablowingofleaves.
Instantlythesunwentdown.
ThedruidpriestsbledinthegrassastheboyswatchedandtheRomancaptainprowledthedeadfireskickingtheholyashes.
“Hereweshallbuildourtemplestoourgods!”
Thesoldierslitnewfiresandburnedincensebeforegoldenidolswhichtheysetinplace.
But,nosoonerlit,thanastarshoneintheeast.Onfardesertsands,tocamelbells,ThreeWiseMenmoved.
TheRomansoldiersliftedtheirbronzeshieldsagainsttheglareoftheStarinthesky.Buttheirshieldsmelted.
TheRomanidolsmeltedandbecameshapesofMaryandherSon.
Thesoldiers’armormelted,dripped,changed.TheyweredressednowinthegarmentsofpriestswhosangLatinbeforeyetneweraltars,evenasMoundshroud,crouched,squinting,weighedthescene,andwhisperedittohissmallmaskedfriends:
“Aye,boys,see?Godsfollowinggods.TheRomanscuttheDruids,theiroaks,theirGodoftheDead,bang!down!Andputintheirowngods,eh?NowtheChristiansrunandcuttheRomansdown!Newaltars,boys,newincense,newnames…”
Thewindblewthealtarcandlesout.
Indarkness,Tomcriedout.Theearthshudderedandspun.Raindrenchedthem.
“What’shappening,Mr.Moundshroud?Wherearewe?”
Moundshroudstruckaflintythumbintofireandhelditup.“Why,blessme,boys.It’stheDarkAges.Thelongestdarkestnightever.Christlongsincecomeandgoneintheworldand—”
“Where’sPipkin?”
“Here!”criedavoicefromtheblacksky.“IthinkI’monabroom!It’stakingme—away!”
“Hey,metoo,”saidRalphandthenJ.J.,andthenHacklesNibley,andWallyBabb,andalltherest.
Therewasahugewhisperlikeagiganticcatstrokingitswhiskersinthedark.
“Brooms,”mutteredMoundshroud.“ThegatheringoftheBrooms.TheOctoberBroomFestival.TheannualMigration.”
“ToWhere?”askedTom,callingup,foreveryonewasmakingtrafficontheairnowinwhiskingshrieks.
“TheBroomWorks,ofcourse!”
“Help!I’mflying!”saidHenry-Hank.
Whisk.Abroomwhistledhimaway.
AgreatbramblycatflashedbyTom’scheek.Hefeltawoodenpolebetweenhislegsjumpup.
“Hangon!”saidMoundshroud.“Whenattackedbyabroom,onlyonethingtodo,holdtight!”
“I’mholding!”criedTom,andflewaway.
Theskywassweptcleanwithbrooms.
Theskywasyelledcleanbyboysoccupyingatleasteightofthosebroomsatonce.
Andwhatwithchangingtheircriesoffeartocriesofdelight,theboysalmostforgottolookorlistenforPipkin,similarlysailedoffamongislandclouds.
“Thisway!”announcedPipkin.
“Asquickaswecan!”saidTomSkelton.“But,Pip,it’sawfulhardtorideabroomstick,Ifind!”
“Funnyyousaythat,”saidHenry-Hank.“Iagree.”
Everyoneagreed,fallingoff,hangingon,climbingback.
Therewasnowsuchahustleofbroomsasleftnoroomforclouds,andnoneformistsandcertainlynoneforfogorboys.Therewasanimmensetrafficjamofbrooms,asifallearthsforestsgaveuptheirbranchesinoneboomandflingand,scouringautumnfields,cutcleanandthrottledtightsuchcerealgrainsasmadegoodsweepers,thrashers,beaters,thenflewup.
Soherecameallthebackyardwashlineprop-polesintheworld.Andherecamewiththem,swatchesofgrass,clumpsofweed,bramblesofbushtoherdthesheep-cloudsandcleansethestarsandridetheboys.
Saidboys,eachonhisownskinnymount,weredelugedwithbeatingsandcuffingsofflailandwood.Theywerepunishedseverelyforoccupyingheaven.Theytookahundredbruiseseach,adozencuts,andpreciselyforty-ninelumpsontheirtenderskulls.
“Hey,Igotabloodynose!”gaspedTom,happily,lookingattheredonhisfingers.
“Shucks!”criedPipkin,goingintoaclouddryandcomingoutwet.“That’snothing.Igotoneeyeshut,oneearbad,andlostatooth!”
“Pipkin!”calledTom.“Don’tkeeptellingustomeetyouandthenwedon’tknowwhere!Where?”
“Intheair!”saidPipkin.
“Cheez,”mutteredHenry-Hank,“there’stwozillion,onehundredbillion,ninety-ninemillionacresofairwrappedaroundtheworld!Whichhalf-acredoesPipmean?”
“Imean—”gaspedPipkin.
Butawholebundleofbroomsticksbangedupinanakimbodancelikeashuttleofcornstalksacrosshisflight,orafarmlandfencesuddenlycomeanticandinfrenzies.
Acloudwithagrandfiendfacegapeditsmouth.ItswallowedPipkin,broomandall,thenshutitsvaporstightandrumbledwithPipkinindigestion.
“Kickyourwayout,Pipkin!Stomphiminthestomach!”someonesuggested.
Butnothingkickedandthecloud,satisfied,sailedonForever’sBaytowardEternity’sDawn,ruminatingoveritsdelicioussweetboy-dinner.
“Meethimintheair?”Tomsnorted.“Goodgrief,talkabouthorribledirectionstonowhere.”
“Seeevenmorehorribledirections!”saidMoundshroud,sailingbyonabroomthatlookedlikeawetandangrycatontheendofamop.“Wouldyouseewitches,boys?Hags,crones,conjurewives,magicians,blackmagics,demons,devils?Theretheybe,inmobs,inriots,boys.Skinyoureyeballs.”
Andtherebelow,allacrossEurope,throughFranceandGermanyandSpain,onthenightroadswereindeedclustersandmobsandparadesofstrangesinnersrunningnorth,scramblingawayfromtheSouthernSea.
“That’sit!Jump,run!Thiswaytothenight.Thiswaytothedark!”Moundshroudswoopedlow,shoutingoverthemobslikeageneralleadingafine,eviltroop.“Quick,hide!Lielow.Waitafewcenturies!”
“Hideoutfromwhat?”wonderedTom.
“HerecometheChristians!”yelledvoicesbelow,ontheroads.
Andthatwastheanswer.
Tomblinkedandsoaredandwatched.
Andfromalltheroadsthemobsrantostandaloneonfarms,oratcrossroads,inharvestfields,intowns.Oldmen.Oldwomen.Toothlessandraving,yellingtotheskyasthebroomssweptdown.
“Why,”saidHenry-Hank,stunned.“Thosearewitches!”
“Dry-cleanmysoulandhangitouttodryifyou’renotright,boy,”agreed
Moundshroud.
“Therearewitchesjumpingfires,”saidJ.J.
“Andwitchesstirringcauldrons!”saidTom.
“Andwitchesdrawingsymbolsinfarmyarddust!”saidRalph.Aretheyreal?Imean,Ialwaysthought—”
“Real?”Moundshroud,insulted,almostfellfromhisbramble-catbroom.“Yelittlegodsandfishes,lad,everytownhasitsresidentwitch.EverytownhidessomeoldGreekpaganpriest,someRomanworshiperoftinygodswhoranuptheroads,hidinculverts,sankincavestoescapetheChristians!Ineverytinyvillage,boy,ineveryscrubbyfarmtheoldreligionshideout.Yousawthedruidscutandchopped,eh?TheyhidfromtheRomans.AndnowtheRomans,whofedChristianstolions,runthemselvestohide.Soallthelittlelollygaggin’cults,allflavorsandtypes,scrambletosurvive.Seehowtheyrun,boys!”
Anditwastrue.
FiresburnedalloverEurope.Ateverycrossroadandbyeveryhaystackdarkformsjumpedincatsacrossflames.Cauldronsbubbled.Oldhagscursed.Dogsfrolickedred-hotcoals.
“Witches,witches,everywhere,”saidTom,amazed.“Ineverknewtheyweresomany!”
“Mobsandmultitudes,Tom.Europewasfloodedtothedikes.Witchesunderfoot,underbed,inthecellarsandhighattics.”
“Boyohboy,”saidHenry-Hank,proudinhisWitchcostume.“Realwitches!Couldtheytalktothedead?”
“No,”saidMoundshroud.
“Jumpupdevils?”
“No.”
“Keepdemonsindoorhingesandsquealthemoutatmidnight?”
“No.”
“Ridebroomsticks?”
“Nope.”
“Putsneezingspellsonpeople?”
“Sorry.”
“Killfolksbystickingpinsindolls?”
“No.”
“Well,heck,whatcouldtheydo?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing!”criedalltheboys,affronted.
“Oh,theythoughttheycould,boys!”
MoundshroudledtheTeamdownontheirbroomsoverthefarmswherewitchesdroppedfrogsincauldronsandstompedtoadsandsnuffedmummydustandcavortedincackles.
“But,stopandthink.Whatdoestheword‘witch’trulymean?”
“Why—”saidTom,andwasstymied.
“Wits,”saidMoundshroud.“Intelligence.That’sallitmeans.Knowledge.Soanyman,orwoman,withhalfabrainandwithinclinationstowardlearninghadhiswitsabouthim,eh?Andso,anyonetoosmart,whodidn’twatchout,wascalled—”
“Awitch!”saideveryone.
“Andsomeofthesmartones,theoneswithwits,pretendedatmagic,ordreamedthemselveswithghostsanddeadshufflersandamblingmummies.Andifenemiesdroppeddeadbycoincidence,theytookcreditforit.Theylikedtobelievetheyhadpower,buttheyhadnone,boys,none,sadandsorry,‘tistrue.Butlisten.Therebeyondthehill.That’swherethebroomscomefrom.That’swheretheygo.”
Theboyslistenedandheard:
“TheBroomworksmakes
TheBroomthatlooms
Onskyingloomandrisingofthemoon
Thatbroomwhich,groomtowitch,flieshigh
Onharvestingsofstormwindgrass
Withshriekandsightomotionit
Inocean-seasofcloud,nowsoft,nowloud…!”
Below,atfull-tilt,awitch-broomfactorywasfilledwithcommotions,polesbeingcut,andboundwithbroom-busheswhich,nosoonertied,tookoffupchimneysinflightsofspark.Onrooftops,hagsleapedontoridethestars.
Orsoitseemed,astheboyswatchedandvoicessang:
“Didwitchesfeelthenightwindintheirbed
Andreelanddancewithdevilsandthedead?
No!
Butthatiswhattheybraggedandclaimedandsaid!
Untilwholecontinents,hellbent
Named‘witches’oftheInnocent,
Anddidconspire
Toburnoldwomen,babes,andvirginsinafire.”
Mobsravedthroughvillagesandfarmswithtorches,cursing.BonfiresflaredfromtheEnglishChanneltotheMediterraneanshore.
“ThroughallofGermanyandFrance,
Tenthousandso-calledevilwitches
Hungtokicktheirfinalanticdance
Novillagebutwhatsharedadreaduproar
Aseachsidenamedtheotherforadevil’spig,
OldSatan’ssow,theDemon’smaddenedboar.”
Wildpigs,withwitchesgluedtotheirbacks,trottedrooftiles,flintingsparks,snortingsteams:
“AllEuropewasacloudofwitches’smoke.
Theirjudgesoftenboundandburntwiththem
Forwhat?Ajoke!
“Until:‘allmenarespoiledwithguilt!
Allsin,alllie!’
So,whattodo?
Why,everyonemustdie!”
Smokechurnedthesky.Ateverycrossroads,witcheshung,crowsgatheredinafeathereddarkness.
Theboyshungfromtheirbroomsinthesky,eyespopped,mouthswide.
“Anyonewanttobeawitch?”askedMoundshroud,atlast.
“Er,”saidHenry-Hank,shiveringinhiswitch’srags,“n-notme!”
“Nofun,eh,boy?”
“Nofun.”
Thebroomsflewthemoffthroughcharsandsmokes.
Theylandedonanemptystreet,inanopenplace,inParis.
Theirbroomsfellover,dead.
“Well,now,boys,whatshouldwedotoscarethescarers,frightenthefrighteners,shivertheshiverers?”calledMoundshroudinsideacloud.“What’sbiggerthandemonsandwitches?”
“Biggergods?”
“Biggerwitches?”
“Biggerchurches?”guessedTomSkelton.
“Blessyou,Tom,right!Anideagetsbig,yes?Areligiongetsbig!How.Withbuildingslargeenoughtocastshadowsacrossanentireland.Buildbuildingsyoucanseeforahundredmiles.Buildonesotallandfamousithasahunchbackinit,ringingbells.Sonow,boys,helpmebuilditbrickbybrick,flyingbuttressbyflyingbuttress.Let’sbuild—”
“NotreDame!”shoutedeightboys.
“AndallthemorereasontobuildNotreDamebecause—”saidMoundshroud.“Listen—”
Bong!
Abelltolledinthesky.
Bong!
“…help…!”whisperedavoicewhenthesoundhaddied.
Bong!
Theboyslookedandsawakindofscaffoldingrearedupinhalfabelfry-keepuponthemoon.Attheverytophungahugebronzebellthatwastollingnow.
Andfrominsidethatbellwitheverycrashandbangandgongthissmallvoiceshouted:
“Help!”
TheboyslookedatMoundshroud.
Theireyesblazedaquestion:
Pipkin?
Meetmeintheair!thoughtTom.Andthereheis!
There,hungupsidedownoverParis,hisheadforaknocker,wasPipkininabell.Ortheshadow,ghost,orlostspiritofPipkin,anyway.
Whichistosaytherewasabellandwhenitsoundedthehour,whythatsoundwasmadebyaflesh-and-bloodclapperwhichknockedtherim.Pipkin’sheadbangedthebell.Bong!Andagain:Bong!
“Knockhisbrainsout,”gaspedHenry-Hank.
“Help!”calledPipkin,ashadowinthebell,aghostchainedupsidedowntostrikethequartersandthehours.
“Fly!”criedtheboystotheirbrooms,buttheirbroomslaydeadontheParisstones.
“Nolifeinthem,”mournedMoundshroud.“Juice,sap,andfireallgone.Well,now.”Herubbedhischintosparks.“HowdowegetuptohelpPipkin,withnobrooms?”
“Youfly,Mr.Moundshroud.”
“Ah,no,that’snottheticket.Youmustsavehim,alwaysandforever,againandagain,thisnight,untilonegrandsalvation.Wait.Ah!Inspiration.WeweregoingtobuildNotreDame,correct?Wellthen,letusbyallmeansbuildit,there!andclimbourwayuptohard-skulledknock-the-bellsound-the-hourPipkin!Hopit,lads!Climbthosestairs!”
“Whatstairs?”
“These!Here!Here!Andhere!”
Bricksfellinplace.Theboysleaped.Andastheyputafootup,out,anddown,astaircameunderit,onestoneatatime.
Bong!saidthebell.
Help!saidPipkin.
Feetgallopingemptyaircamedowntotap,rustle,clompon—
Astep.Anotherstep.
Andyetanotherandanotherclimbingemptyspace.
Help!saidPipkin.
Bong!againwentthehollowbell.
Sotheyranonemptiness,withMoundshroudprodding,shovingafter.Theyranonpurewindylightonlytohavebricksandstonesandmortarshufflelikecards,dealthemselvessolid,takeformbeneaththeirtoesandheels.
Itwaslikeracingupthroughacakethatbuiltitselflayeronstonelayer,andthewildbellandsadPipkinshoutingandpleadingthemon.
“Ourshadow,thereitis!”saidTom.
Andindeedtheshadowofthiscathedral,thissplendidNotreDame,wastossedbymoonlightallacrossFranceandhalfofEurope.
“Up,boys,up;nopause,norest,run!”
Bong!
Help!
Theyran.Theybegantofallwitheachstep,butagainandagainandagainstepscameinplaceandsavedthemandranthemtallersotheshadowofthespiresloomedtallacrossriversandfieldstosnuffthelastwitchfiresatcrossroads.Crones,hags,wisemen,demonlovers,athousandmilesoff,snuffedlikecandles,whiffedtosmoke,wailedandsanktohideasthechurchleaned,tiltedacrosstheheavens.
“SoevenastheRomanscutdowndruidtreesandchoppedtheirGodoftheDeadtofall,wenowwiththischurch,boys,castsuchashadowasknocksallwitchesofftheirstilts,andputsseedysorcerersandtritemagicianstoheel.Nomoresmallwitchfires.Onlythisgreatlitcandle,NotreDame.Presto!”
Theboyslaughedwithdelight.
Forthelaststepfellinplace.
Theyhadreachedthetop,gasping.
NotreDamecathedralwasfinishedandbuilt.
Bong!
Thelastsofthourwasstruck.
Thegreatbronzebellshuddered.
Andhungempty.
Theboysleanedtopeerintoitscavernousmouth.
TherewasnoclapperinsideshapedlikePipkin.
“Pipkin?”theywhispered.
“…kin,”echoedthebellinasmallecho.
“He’sheresomewhere.Upthereintheair,meethim’swhathepromised.AndPipkinfallsbackonnopromises”saidMoundshroud.“Lookabout,boys.Finehandiwork,eh?Centuriesoftoildoneinafastgallopandsneeze,right?But,ah,ah,somethingbesidePipkin’smissing.What?Glanceup.Scanround.Eh?”
Theboyspeered.Theypuzzled.
“Er—”
“Don’ttheplacelookawfulplain,boys?Awfuluntouchedandunornamented?”
“Gargoyles!”
Everyoneturnedtolookat…
WallyBabb,whowasdressedasaGargoyleforHalloween.Hisfacefairlybeamedwithrevelation.
“Gargoyles.Theplace’sgotnogargoyles.”
“Gargoyles.”Moundshroudutteredandululatedandbeautifullyribbonedthewordwithhislizardlytongue.“Gargoyles.Shallweputthemon,boys?”
“How?”
“WhyIshouldthinkwecouldwhistletheminplace.Whistlefordemons,boys,whistleforfiends,giveahightootlingblowforbeastiesandferociousfangedloomersofthedark.”
WallyBabbsuckedinagreatbreath.“Here’smine!”
Hewhistled.
Allwhistled.
Andthegargoyles?
Theycamerunning.
TheunemployedofallmidnightEuropeshiveredintheirstonesleepandcameawake.
Whichistosaythatalltheoldbeasts,alltheoldtales,alltheoldnightmares,alltheoldunuseddemons-put-by,andwitchesleftinthelurch,quakedatthecall,rearedatthewhistle,trembledatthesummons,andindustdevilsofpropulsionskimmeddowntheroads,flittedskies,buckshotthroughshakentrees,fordedstreams,swamrivers,piercedclouds,andarrived,arrived.
WhichisstilltosaythatallthedeadstatuesandidolsandsemigodsanddemigodsofEuropelyinglikeadreadfulsnowallabout,abandoned,inruins,gaveablinkandstartandcameassalamandersontheroad,orbatsinskiesordingoesinthebrush.Theyflew,theygalloped,theyskittered.
Tothegeneralexcitementandamazementandmuchbabblingshoutfromthefringeofboysleaningout,Moundshroudleaningwiththemasthemobsofstrangebeastscamefromnorth,south,east,westtopanicatthegatesandwaitforwhistles.
“Shallwedropwhite-hotboilingleaddownonthem?”
TheboyssawMoundshroud’ssmile.
“Heck,no,”saidTom.“Hunchbackalreadydidthatyearsago!”
“Well,then,noburninglava.Soshallwewhistlethemup?”
Theyallwhistled.
Andobedienttosummons,themobs,theflocks,theprides,thecrush,thecollection,theravingfluxofmonsters,beasts,vicesrampant,virtuesgonesour,discardedsaints,misguidedprides,hollowpompsoozed,slid,suckered,pelted,ranboldandrightupthesidesofNotreDame.Inafloodtideofnightmare,inatidalwaveofoutcryandshambletheyinundatedthecathedral,tocrustthemselvesoneverypinionandupthruststone.
SohereranpigsandthereclimbedSatan’sgoatsandyetanotherwallknewdevilswhichrecarvedthemselvesalongtheway,droppedhornsandgrewnewones,shavedbeardstosprouttendrilearthwormmustaches.
Sometimesaswarmofonlymasksandfacesscuttledupthewallsandtookthebuttressheights,carriedbyanarmyofcrayfishandwobbly-crotchetylobsters.Herecametheheadsofgorillas,fullofsinandteeth.Therecamemen’sheadswithsausagesintheirmouths.BeyonddancedthemaskofaFoolupheldbyaspiderthatknewballet.
SomuchwasgoingonthatTomsaid:“Mygosh,somuchisgoingon!”
“Andmoretocome,there!”saidMoundshroud.
FornowthatNotreDamewasinfestedwithvariousbeastsandspideringleersandglomsandmasks,whyherecamedragonschasingchildrenandwhalesswallowingJonahsandchariotschockfulofskulls-and-bones.Acrobatsandtumblers,yankedoutofshapebydemidemons,limpedandfellinstrangeposturestofreezeontheroof.
Allaccompaniedbypigswithharpsandsowswithpiccolosanddogsplayingbagpipes,sothemusicitselfhelpedcharmandpullnewmobsofgrotesquesupthewallstobetrappedandcaughtforeverinsocketsofstone.
Hereanapepluckedalyre;thereflounderedawomanwithafish’stail.Nowasphinxflewoutofthenight,sheditswingsandbecamewomanandlion,halfandhalf,settledtosnoozeawaythecenturiesintheshadowandsoundofhighbells.
“Why,whatarethose?”criedTom.
Moundshroud,leaningover,gaveasnort:“WhythoseareSins,boys!Andnondescripts.TherecrawlstheWormofConscience!”
Theylookedtoseeitcrawl.Itcrawledveryfine.
“Now,”whisperedMoundshroudsoftly.“Settle.Slumber.Sleep.”
Andtheflocksofstrangecreaturesturnedaboutthreetimeslikeevildogsandlaydown.Allbeaststookroot.Allgrimacesfrozetostone.Allcriesfaded.
ThemoonshadowedandlitthegargoylesofNotreDame.
“Doesitmakesense,Tom?”
“Sure.Alltheoldgods,alltheolddreams,alltheoldnightmares,alltheoldideaswithnothingtodo,outofwork,wegavethemwork.Wecalledthemhere!”
“Andheretheywillremainforcenturies,right?”
“Right!”
Theylookeddownovertherim.
Therewasamobofbeastsontheeastbattlement.
Acrowdofsinsonthewest.
Asurgeofnightmaresonthesouth.
Andafinescuttleofunnamedvicesandill-keptvirtuestothenorth.
“I,”saidTom,proudofthisnight’swork,“wouldn’tmindlivinghere.”
Thewindcroonedinthemouthsofthebeasts.Theirfangshissedandwhistled:“Muchthanks.”
“Jehosophat,”saidTomSkelton,ontheparapet.“Wewhistledallthestonegriffinsanddemonshere.NowPipkin’slostagain.Iwasthinking,whycan’twewhistlehim?”
Moundshroudlaughedsohiscapeboomedonthenightwindandhisdrybonesjangledinsidehisskin.
“Boys!Lookaround!He’sstillhere!”
“Where?”
“Here,”mournedasmallfarawayvoice.
Theboyscrickledtheirspineslookingovertheparapet,crackedtheirnecksstaringup.
“Lookandfind,lads,hideandseek!”
Andeveninseekingtheycouldnothelpbutenjoyoncemoretheturbulentslatesofthecathedralallfringedwithhorrorsanddeliciouslyuglywithtrappedbeasts.
WherewasPipkinamongallthosedarkseacreatureswithgillsgapedopenlikemouthsforaneternalgaspandsigh?Whereamongallthoselovelychiselednightmarescutfromthegallstonesofnight-lurksandmonsters
crackedoutofoldearthquakes,vomitedupfrommadvolcanoeswhichcooledthemselvestofrightsanddeliriums?
“Here,”wailedafar,small,familiarvoiceagain.
Andwaydownonaledge,halfwaytotheearth,theboys,squinting,thoughttheysawonesmallroundbeautifulangel-devilfacewithafamiliareye,afamiliarnose,afriendlyandfamiliarmouth.
“Pipkin!”
Shouting,theyrandownstairwaysalongdarkcorridorsuntiltheyreachedaledge.Faroutthereonthewindyair,aboveaverynarrowwalkwayindeed,wasthatsmallface,lovelyamongsomuchugliness.
Tomwentfirst,notlookingdown,spreadeaglinghimself.Ralphfollowed.Therestinchedalonginaline.
“Watchout,Tom,don’tfall!”
“I’mnotfallin’.Here’sPip.”
Andtherehewas.
Standinginalinedirectlyundertheoutthruststonemask,thebust,theheadofagargoyle,theylookedupatthatmightyfineprofile,thatgreatnubnose,thatunbeardedcheek,thatfuzzycapofmarbledhair.
Pipkin.
“Pip,forcri-yi,whatyoudoin’here?”calledTom.
Pipsaidnothing.
Hismouthwascutstone.
“Awit’sjustrock,”saidRalph.“Justagargoylecarvedherealongtimeago,lookslikePipkin.”
“No,Iheardhimcall!”
“But,how—”
Andthenthewindgavethemtheanswer.
ItblewaroundthehighcornersofNotreDame.Itflutedintheearsandpipedoutthegapingmouthsofthegargoyles.
“Ahhh—”whisperedPipkin’svoice.
Thehairstooduponthebacksoftheirnecks.
“Ooooo,”murmuredthestonemouth.
“Listen.Thereitis!”saidRalphexcitedly.
“Shutup!”criedTom.“Pip?Nexttimethewindblows,tellus,howdowehelp?Whatgotyouhere?Howdowegetyoudown?”
Silence.Theboysclungtotherock-clifffaceofthegreatcathedral.
Thenanotherswoopofwindsuckedby,drewtheirbreaths,andwhistledinthecarvedstoneboy’steeth.
“One—”saidPip’svoice.
“—question,”whisperedPip’svoiceagainafterapause.
Silence.Morewind.
“Ata—”
Theboyswaited.
“—time.”
“Onequestionatatime!”translatedTom.
Theboyshootedwithlaughter.ThatwasPipallright.
“Okay”Tomgatheredhisspit.“Whatareyoudoinguphere?”
Thewindblewsadlyandthevoicespokeasfromdeepinanoldwell:
“Been—somany—places—injust—afew—hours.”
Theboyswaited,grindingtheirteeth.
“Speakup,Pipkin!”
Thewindcamebacktomournintheopenstonemouth:
Butthewindhaddied.
Itbegantorain.
Andthiswasbestofall.FortheraindropsrancoldinPipkin’sstoneearsandoutalonghisnoseandfountainedfromhismarblemouthsothathebegantouttersyllablesinliquidtongues,withclearcoldrainwaterwords:
“Hey—thisisbetter!”
Hespoutedmist,hesprayedquickrain:
“Youshould’vebeenwhereIbeen!Gosh!Iwasburiedforamummy!Iwastrappedinadog!”
“Weguessedthatwasyou,Pipkin!”
“Andnowhere,”saidtherainintheear,theraininthenose,theraininthe
clear-drippingmarblemouth.“Gosh,golly,funny,strange,insidethisrockwithallthesedevilsanddemonsforpals!And,tenminutesfromnow,whoknowswhereI’llbe?higherup?orburieddeep!”
“Where,Pipkin?”
Theboysjostled.Therainsqualledandbeatthemsotheyalmosttiltedandfellofftheledge.
“Areyoudead,Pipkin?”
“No,notyet,”saidthecoldraininhismouth.“Partofmeinahospitalalongwayoffhome,partofmeinthatoldEgyptiantomb.PartofmeinthegrassinEngland.Partofmehere.Partofmeinaworseplace—”
“Where?”
“Idon’tknow,Idon’t,ohgosh,oneminuteI’myellinglaughs,thenextI’mscared.Now,justnow,thisveryminute,Iguess,Iknow,I’mscared.Helpme,guys.Help,ohplease!”
Rainpouredouthiseyesliketears.
TheboysreacheduptotouchPipkin’schin,asbesttheycould.Butbeforetheycouldtouch…
Alightningboltstruckoutofthesky.
Itflashedblueandwhite.
Theentirecathedralshook.Theboyshadtograbdemons’hornsandangels’wingsoneithersidesoasnottobeknockedoff.
Thunderandsmoke.Andagreatscatteringofrockandstone.
Pipkin’sfacewasgone.Knockedoffbythelightningbolt,itfelldownthroughspacetoshatterthegroundbelow.
“Pipkin!”
Buttherebelowonthecathedralporchstoneswereonlyflintyfiresparksblowingaway,andafinegargoyledust.Nose,chin,stonelip,hardcheek,brighteye,carvedfineear,all,allwhippedawayonthewindinchaffandshrapneldust.Theysawsomethinglikeaspiritsmoke,abloomofgunpowderblowdriftingsouthandwest.
“Mexico—”Moundshroud,oneofthefewmeninalltheworldwhoknewhowtoutter,utteredtheword.
“Mexico?”askedTom.
“Thelastgrandtravelofthisnight,”saidMoundshroud,stilluttering,
savoringthesyllables.“Whistle,boys,screamliketigers,crylikepanthers,shrieklikecarnivores!”
“Scream,cry,shriek?”
“ReassembletheKite,lads,theKiteofAutumn.Pastebackthefangsandfieryeyesandbloodytalons.Yellthewindtosewitalltogetherandrideushighandlongandlast.Bray,boys,whimper,trumpet,shout!”
Theboyshesitated.Moundshroudranalongtheledgelikesomeoneracketingapicketfence.Heknockedeachboywithhiskneeandelbow.Theboysfell,andfallinggaveeachhisparticularwhimper,shriek,orscream.
Plummetingdownthroughcoldspace,theyfeltthetailofamurderouspeacockflourishbeneath,allblood-filledeye.Tenthousandburningeyescameup.
Hoveredsuddenlyroundawindycornerofgargoyles,theAutumnKite,freshlyassembled,broketheirfall.
Theygrabbed,theyheldtorim,toedge,tocross-struts,totrapdrumrattlingpapers,tobitsandtattersandshredsofoldmeat-breathlion-mouth,andstale-bloodtiger’smaw.
Moundshroudleapeduptograb.Thistimehewasthetail.
TheAutumnKitehovered,waiting,eightboysuponitsbillowingsurfofteethandeyes.
Moundshroudtunedhisear.
Hundredsofmilesaway,beggarsrandownIrishroads,starving,askingforfoodfromdoortodoor.Theircriesroseinthenight.
FredFryer,inhisbeggar’scostume,heard.
“Thatway!Let’sflythere!”
“No.Notime.Listen!”
Thousandsofmilesaway,therewasafainttap-hammeringofdeathwatchbeetlestickingthenight.
“ThecoffinmakersofMexico.”Moundshroudsmiled.“Inthestreetswiththeirlongboxesandnailsandlittlehammers,tapping,tapping.”
“Pipkin?”whisperedtheboys.
“Wehear,”saidMoundshroud.“And,toMexico,wego.”
TheAutumnKiteboomedthemawayonaone-thousand-foottidalwaveofwind.
Thegargoyles,flutingintheirstonenostrils,gapingtheirmarblelips,usedthatsamewindtowailthemfarewell.
TheyhungaboveMexico.
TheyhungaboveanislandinthatlakeinMexico.
Theyhearddogsbarkinginthenightfarbelow.Theysawafewboatsonthemoonlitlakemovinglikewaterinsects.Theyheardaguitarplayingandamansinginginahighsadvoice.
Alongwayoffacrossthedarkbordersofland,intheUnitedStates,packsofchildren,mobsofdogsranlaughing,barking,knocking,fromdoortodoor,theirhandsfullofsweetbagsoftreasure,wildwithjoyonHalloweennight.
“But,here—”whisperedTom.
“Herewhat?”askedMoundshroud,hoveringathiselbow.
“Oh,whyhere—”
“AnddownthroughallofSouthAmerica—”
“Yes,South.HereandSouth.Allthecemeteries.Allthegraveyardsare—”
—fullofcandlelight,Tomthought.Athousandcandlesinthiscemetery,ahundredcandlesinthatgraveyard,tenthousandsmallflickeringlightsfartheronahundredmiles,fivethousandmilesdowntotheverytipofArgentina.
“Isthatthewaytheycelebrate—”
“ElDiadelosMuertos.How’syourgradeschoolSpanish,Tom?”
“TheDayoftheDeadOnes?”
“Caramba,si!Kite,disassemble!”
Swoopingdown,theKiteflewapartforafinaltime.
Theboystumbledonthestonyshoreofthequietlake.
Mistshungoverthewaters.
Faracrossthelaketheycouldseeanunlittombyard.Therewere,asyet,nocandlesburninginit.
Outofthemists,adugoutcanoemovedsilentlywithoutoars,asifthetidetoucheditacrossthewaters.
Atallfigureinagraywindingsheetstoodmotionlessinoneendoftheboat.
Theboatnudgedthegrassyshoresoftly.
Theboysgasped.For,asfarastheycouldtell,onlydarknesswascuppedinsidethehoodoftheshroudedfigure.
“Mr.—Mr.Moundshroud?”
Theyknewithadtobehim.
Buthesaidnothing.Onlythefaintestfireflyofagrinflickeredwithinthecowl.Abonyhandgestured.
Theboystumbledintotheboat.
“Sh!”whisperedavoicefromtheemptyhood.
Thefiguregesturedagainand,touchedbywind,theyblewacrossthedarkwatersunderanightskyfilledwiththebillionnever-before-seenfiresofthestars.
Faroffonthatdarkisland,therewasaprickleofguitarsound.
Asinglecandlewaslitinthegraveyard.
Somewheresomeoneblewamusicalsoundonaflute.
Anothercandlewaslitamongthetombstones.
Someonesangasinglewordofasong.
Athirdcandlewastouchedtolifebyaflamingmatch.
Andthefastertheboatmoved,themoreguitarnotessoundedandthemorecandleswerelithighamongthemoundsonthestonyhills.Adozen,ahundred,athousandcandlesflareduntilitlookedasifthegreatAndromedastarclusterhadfallenoutoftheskyandtilteditselftoresthereinthemiddleofalmost-midnightMexico.
Theboatstrucktheshore.Theboys,surprised,fellout.Theyspunabout,butMoundshroudwasgone.Onlyhiswindingsheetlayemptyintheboat.
Aguitarcalledtothem.Avoicesangtothem.
Aroadlikeariverofwhitestonesandwhiterocksledupthroughthetownthatwaslikeagraveyard,tothegraveyardthatwaslike—atown!
Fortherewerenopeopleinthetown.
Theboysreachedthelowwallofthegraveyardandthenthehugelaceworkirongates.Theytookholdoftheironrungsandstaredin.
“Why,”gaspedTom.“Inevereverseenthelike!”
Fornowtheyknewwhythetownwasempty.
Becausethegraveyardwasfull.
Byeverygravewasawomankneelingtoplacegardeniasorazaleasormarigoldsinaframeuponthestone.
Byeverygravekneltadaughterwhowaslightinganewcandleorlightingacandlethathadjustblownout.
Byeverygravewasaquietboywithbrightbrowneyes,andinonehandasmallpapier-mâchéfuneralparadegluedtoashingle,andintheotherhandapapier-mâchéskeletonheadwhichrattledwithriceornutsinside.
“Look,”whisperedTom.
Therewerehundredsofgraves.Therewerehundredsofwomen.Therewerehundredsofdaughters.Therewerehundredsofsons.Andhundredsuponhundredsuponthousandsofcandles.ThewholegraveyardwasoneswarmofcandleshineasifapopulationoffireflieshadheardofaGrandConglomerationandhadflownheretosettleinandflameuponthestonesandlightthebrownfacesandthedarkeyesandtheblackhair.
“Boy,”saidTom,halftohimself,“athomewenevergotothegraveyard,exceptmaybeMemorialDay,onceayear,andthenathighnoon,fullsun,nofun.Thisnow,thisis—fun!”
“Sure!”whisper-yelledeveryone.
“MexicanHalloweensarebetterthanours!”
Foroneverygravewereplatesofcookiesshapedlikefuneralpriestsorskeletonsorghosts,waitingtobenibbledby—livingpeople?orbyghoststhatmightcomealongtowarddawn,hungryandforlorn?Nooneknew.Noonesaid.
Andeachboyinsidethegraveyard,nexttohissisterandmother,putdowntheminiaturefuneralonthegrave.Andtheycouldseethetinycandypersoninsidethetinywoodencoffinplacedbeforeatinyaltarwithtinycandles.Andaroundthetinycoffinstoodtinyaltarboyswithpeanutsforheadsandeyespaintedonthepeanutshells.Andbeforethealtarstoodapriestwithacornnutforaheadandawalnutforastomach.Andonthealtarwasaphotographofthepersoninthecoffin,arealpersononce;rememberednow.
“Better,andstillbetter,”whisperedRalph.
“Cuevos!”sangafarvoiceupthehill.
Insidethegraveyard,voicesechoedthesong.
Leaningagainstthegraveyardwalls,somewithguitarsintheirhandsorbottles,werethemenofthevillage.
“CuevosdelosMuertos—”sangthefarawayvoice.
“CuevosdelosMuertos”sangthemenintheshadowsinsidethegate.
“Skulls,”translatedTom.“Theskullsofthedead.”
“Skulls,sweetsugarskulls,sweetcandyskulls,theskullsofthedeadones,”sangthevoice,comingclosenow.
Anddownthehill,treadingsoftlyinshadow,cameahunch-backedVendorofSkulls.
“No,nothunched—”saidTom,halfaloud.
“Awholeloadofskullsonhisback,”criedRalph.
“Sweetskulls,sweetwhitecrystalsugarcandyskulls,”sangtheVendor,hisfacehiddenunderavastsombrero.ButitwasMoundshroud’svoicethatsweetlypiped.
Andcarriedfromalongbamboooverhisshoulderhungonblackthreadsweredozensandscoresofsugarskullsasbigastheirownheads.Andeachskullwasinscribed.
“Names!Names!”sangtheoldVendor.“Tellmeyourname,Igiveyouyourskull!”
“Tom,”saidTom.
Theoldmanpluckedforthaskull.Onit,inhugeletterswaswritten:TOM.
Tomtookandheldhisownname,hisownsweetedibleskull,inhisfingers.
“Ralph.”
AndaskullwiththenameRALPHwrittenonitwastossedforth.Ralphcaughtit,laughing.
Inaswiftgame,thebonyhandplucked,tossedwhiteskullafterskull,sweetlyonthecoolair:HENRY-HANK!FRED!GEORGE!HACKLES!J.J.!WALLY!
Theboys,bombarded,squealedanddancedabout,peltedwiththeirownskullsandtheirownproudnamessugarencrusteduponeachwhitebrowofthoseskulls.Theycaughtandalmostdroppedthissplendidbombardment.
Theystood,mouthswideopen,staringatthesugarydeath-sweetsintheirgummyhands.
Andfromwithinthegraveyard,way-highmale-sopranovoicessang:
“Roberto…Maria…Conchita…Tomás.
Calavera,Calavera,sweetcandybonestoeat!
Yournameonthesnowwhitesweetskull
Youhurrydownthestreet.
Youbuyfromthepiledhighwhite
Hillsinthesquare.Buyandeat!
Chewyourname!Whatatreat!”
Theboysliftedthesweetskullsintheirfingers.
“BitetheTandtheOandtheM.Tom!
ChewtheH,SwallowA,DigestN,ChokeonK.
Hank!”
Theirmouthswatered.ButwasitPoisontheyheld?
“Wouldyouguess?Suchhappiness,suchjoy
Aseachboydinesondarkness,makesamealofthenight?
Whatdelight!Snapabite!
Goahead!Munchthatfinecandyhead!”
Theboystappedthesweetcandynamestotheirlipsandwereabouttobitewhen—
“Olé!”
AmobofMexicanboysranupyellingtheirnames,seizingatskulls.
“Tomás!”
AndTomsawTomásrunoffwithhisnamedskull.
“Hey”saidTom.“Hesortalookedlike—me!”
“Didhe?”saidtheVendorofSkulls.
“Enrique!”shoutedasmallIndianboyseizingHenry-Hanksskull.
Enriquepelteddownthehill.
“Helookedlikeme!”saidHenry-Hank.
“Hedid,”saidMoundshroud.“Quick,boys,seewhatthey’reupto.Holdontoyoursweetcraniumsandget!”
Theboysjumped.
Foratthatverymomentanexplosionhitthestreetsbelow,inthetown.Thenanotherexplosionandanother.Fireworks.
Theboystookalastlookinattheflowers,thegraves,cookies,foods,skullsupongraves,miniaturefuneralswithminiaturebodiesandcoffins,atcandles,crouchedwomen,lonelyboys,girls,men,thenwhirledandexplodeddownthehilltowardthefirecrackers.
IntotheplazaTomandRalphandalltheothercostumedboysracedpanting.Theyjoltedtoahaltanddancedaboutasathousandminiaturefirecrackersbangedaroundtheirshoes.Thelightswereon.Suddenlytheshopswereopen.
AndTomásandJoséJuanandEnriquewerelightingandtossingthefirecrackerswithyells.
“Hey,Tom,fromme,Tomás!”
Tomsawhisowneyesglintingfromthewildboy’sface.
“Hey,Henry,thisfromEnrique!Bang!
“J.J.,this—Bang!FromJoséJuan!”
“Oh,thisisthebestHalloweenofall!”saidTom.
Anditwas.
Forneverinalltheirwildtravelshadsomuchhappenedtobeseen,smelled,touched.
Ineveryalleyanddoorandwindowweremoundsofsugarskullswithbeautifulnames.
Fromeveryalleycamethetap-tapofdeath-watch-beetlecoffinmakersnailing,hammering,tappingcoffinlidslikewoodendrumsinthenight.
OneverycornerwerestacksofnewspaperswithpicturesoftheMayorandhisbodypaintedinlikeaskeleton,orthePresidentandhisbodyallbones,ortheloveliestmaidendressedlikeaxylophoneandDeathplayingatuneonhermusicalribs.
“Calavera,Calavera,Calavera—”thesongdrifteddownthehill.“Seethepoliticiansburiedinthenews,RESTINPEACEbeneaththeirnames.Suchisfame!
“Seetheskeletonsjuggling,standinghigh
Oneachother’sshoulders!
Preachingsermons,wrestling,playingsoccer!
Littlerunners,littlejumpers,
Littleskeletonsthatleapaboutandfall
Didyoueverdreamthatdeathcouldbe
Whittleddownsoverysmall?”
Andthesongwastrue.Wherevertheboyslookedweretheminiatureacrobats,trapezeperformers,basketballplayers,priests,jugglers,tumblers,butallwereskeletonshandtohand,bonyshouldertoshoulder,andallsmallenoughforyoutocarryinyourfingers.
Andoverthereinawindowwasawholemicroscopicjazzbandwithaskeletontrumpeterandaskeletondrummerandaskeletonplayingatubanobiggerthanasoupspoonandaskeletonconductorwithabrightcaponhisheadandabatoninhishand,andtinymusicpouringoutofthetinyhorns.
Neverbeforehadtheboysseensomany—bones!”
“Bones!”laughedeveryone.“Oh,lovelybones!”
Thesongbegantofade:
“Holdthedarkholidayinyourpalms,
Biteit,swallowitandsurvive,
ComeoutthefarblacktunnelofElDiadeMuerte
Andbeglad,ahsogladyouare…alive!
Calavera…Calavera…”
Thenewspapers,borderedinblack,blewawayinwhitefuneralsonthewind.
TheMexicanboysranawayupthehilltotheirfamilies.
“Oh,strangefunnystrange,”whisperedTom.
“What?”saidRalphathiselbow.
“UpinIllinois,we’veforgottenwhatit’sallabout.Imeanthedead,upinourtown,tonight,heck,they’reforgotten.Nobodyremembers.Nobodycares.Nobodygoestositandtalktothem.Boy,that’slonely.That’sreallysad.Buthere—why,shucks.It’sbothhappyandsad.It’sallfirecrackersandskeletontoysdownhereintheplazaandupinthatgraveyardnowarealltheMexicandeadfolkswiththefamiliesvisitingandflowersandcandlesandsingingandcandy.Imeanit’salmostlikeThanksgiving,huh?Andeveryonesetdowntodinner,butonlyhalfthepeopleabletoeat,butthat’snomind,they’rethere.It’slikeholdinghandsataséancewithyourfriends,butsomeofthefriendsgone.Oh,heck,Ralph.”
“Yeah,”saidRalph,noddingbehindhismask.“Heck.”
“Look,oh,look,lookthere,”saidJ.J.
Theboyslooked.
OntopofamoundofwhitesugarskullswasonewiththenamePIPKINonit.
Pipkin’ssweetskull,but—nowhereinalltheexplosionsanddancingbonesandflyingskullswastheresomuchasonedust-speckorwhimperorshadowofPip.
TheyhadgrownsoaccustomedtoPip’sleapingupinfantasticsurprises,onthesidesofNotreDame,orweighteddowningoldsarcophagi,thattheyhadexpectedhim,likeajack-in-the-box,topopfromamoundofsugarskulls,flapsheetsintheirfaces,crydirges.
Butno.Suddenly,noPip.NoPipatall.
AndmaybenoPipeveragain.
Theboysshivered.Acoldwindblewfogupfromthelake.
Alongthedarknightstreet,aroundacorner,cameawomanbearingoverhershoulderstwinscoopsofmoundedcharcoals,burning.Fromtheseheapsofpinkburningcoalsfireflysparksscatteredandblewinthewind.Whereshepassedonbarefeetsheleftatrailoflittlesparkswhichdied.Withoutaword,shuffling,shewentaroundanothercornerintoanalley,gone.
Afterhercameamancarrying,onhishead,lightly,lightly,asmallcoffin.
Itwasaboxmadeofplainwhitewoodnailedshut.Onthesidesandtopoftheboxwerepinnedcheapsilverrosettes,handmadesilkandpaperflowers.
Insidetheboxwas—
Theboysstaredasthefuneralparadeoftwowentby.Two,thoughtTom.Themanandthebox,yes,andthethinginsidethebox.
Theman,hisfacesolemn,balancingthecoffinonthetopofhishead,walkedtallintothenearbychurch.
“Was—”stutteredTom.“WasthatPipagain,insidethatbox?”
“Whatdoyouthink,lad?”askedMoundshroud.
“Idon’tknow,”criedTom.“IonlyknowIhadenough.Thenight’sbeentoolong.Iseentoomuch.Iknoweverything,gosh,everything!”
“Yeah!”saideveryone,clusteringclose,shivering.
“Andwe’vegottogethome,don’twe?WhataboutPipkin,whereishe?Ishealiveordead?Canwesavehim?Ishelost?Arewetoolate?Whatdowe
do?”
“What!”criedeveryone,andthesamequestionsflewandburstfromtheirmouthsandwelledintheireyes.TheyalltookholdofMoundshroudasiftopresstheanswerfromhim,yankitouthiselbows.
“Whatdowedo?”
“TosavePipkin?Onelastthing.Lookupinthistree!”
DanglingfromthetreewereadozenHalloweenpiñatas:devils,ghosts,skulls,witchesthatswayedinthewind.
“Breakyourpiñata,boys!”
Stickswerethrustintheirhands.
“Strike!”
Yelling,theystruck.Thepiñatasexploded.
AndfromtheSkeletonpiñataathousandsmallskeletonleavesfellinashower.TheyswarmedonTom.Thewindblewskeletons,leaves,andTomaway.
AndfromtheMummypiñatafellhundredsoffrailEgyptianmummieswhichrushedawayintothesky,Ralphwiththem.
Andsoeachboystruck,andcrackedandletdownsmallvinegar-gnatdancingimagesofhimselfsothatdevils,witches,ghostsshriekedandseizedandalltheboysandleaveswenttumblingthroughthesky,withMoundshroudlaughingafter.
Theyricochetedinthefinalalleysofthetown.Theybangedandskippedlikestonesacrossthelakewaters—
—tolandrollinginajumbleofkneesandelbowsonayetfartherhill.Theysatup.
Theyfoundthemselvesinthemiddleofanabandonedgraveyardwithnopeople,nolights.Onlystoneslikeimmenseweddingcakes,frostedwitholdmoonlight.
Andastheywatched,Moundshroud,landinglightonhisfeetinaswiftquietmotion,bent.Hereachedforanironrungintheearth.Hepulled.Withashriekofhinges,atrapdoorintheearthgapedwide.
Theboyscametostandattheedgeofthebighole.
“Cat—”stutteredTom.“Catacombs?”
“Catacombs.”Moundshroudpointed.
Stairsleddownintoadrydustearth.
Theboysswallowedhard.
“IsPipdownthere?”
“Gobringhimup,boys.”
“Ishealonedownthere?”
“No.Thingsarewithhim.Things.”
“Whogoesfirst?”
“Notme!”
Silence.
“Me”saidTom,atlast.
Heputhisfootonthefirststepdown.Hesankintotheearth.Hetookanotherstep.Then,suddenly,hewasgone.
Theothersfollowed.
Theywentdownthestepsinsinglefileandwitheachstepdownthedarkgotdarkerandwitheachstepdownthesilencegrewmoresilentandwitheachstepdownthenightbecamedeepasawellandveryblackindeedandwitheachstepdowntheshadowswaitedandseemedtoleanfromwallsandwitheachstepdownstrangethingsseemedtosmileatthemfromthelongcavewhichwaitedbelow.Batsseemedtobehangingclusteredjustovertheirheads,squeakingsohighyoucouldnothearthem.Onlydogsmighthear,havehysterics,jumpoutoftheirskins,andrunoff.Witheachstepdownthetowngotfartherawayandtheearthandallthenicepeopleoftheearth.Eventhegraveyardaboveseemedfaraway.Theyfeltlonely.Theyfeltsoalonetheywantedtocry.
Foreachstepdownwasabillionmileslostfromlifeandwarmbedsandgoodcandlelightandmothers’voicesandfathers’pipe-smokeandclearinghisvoiceinthenightwhichmadeyoufeelgoodknowinghewastheresomewhereinthedark,aliveandturninginhissleepandabletohitanythingwithhisfistsifithadtobehit.
Eachstepdown,andatlast,atthebottomofthestairs,theypeeredintothelongcave,thelonghall.
Andallthepeoplewerethereandveryquiet.
Theyhadbeenquietforalongtime.
Someofthemhadbeenquietforthirtyyears.
Somehadbeensilentforfortyyears.
Somehadbeencompletelymumforseventyyears.
“Theretheyare,”saidTom.
“Themummies?”someonewhispered.
“Themummies.”
Alonglineofthem,standingagainstthewalls.Fiftymummiesstandingagainsttherightwall.Fiftymummiesstandingagainsttheleftwall.Andfourmummieswaitingatthefarendinthedark.Onehundredandfourdry-as-dustmummiesmorealonethanthey,morelonelythantheymighteverfeelinlife,abandonedhere,leftbelow,farfromdogbarksandfirefliesandthesweetsingingofmenandguitarsinthenight.
“Oh,boy,”saidTom.“Allthosepoorpeople.Iheardofthem.”
“What?”
“Theirfolkscouldn’tpaytherentontheirgraves,sothegravediggerdugupthesepeopleandputthemdownhere.Theearthissodryitmakesmummiesoutofthem.Andlook,seehowthey’redressed.”
Theboyslookedandsawthatsomeoftheancientpeopleweredressedlikefarmersandsomelikepeasantmaidsandsomelikebusinessmeninolddarksuits,andoneevenlikeabullfighterinhisdustysuitoflights.Butinsidetheirsuitstheywereallthinbonesandskinandspiderwebanddustthatshookdownthroughtheirribsifyousneezedandtrembledthem.
“What’sthat?”
“What,what?”
“Ssssst!”
Everyonelistened.
Theypeeredintothelongvault.
Allthemummieslookedbackwithemptyeyes.Allthemummieswaitedwithemptyhands.
Someonewasweepingatthefarendofthelongdarkhall.
“Ahhh—”camethesound.
“Oh—”camethecrying.
“eeee—”andthesmallvoicewept.
“That’s—why,that’sPip.Onlyheardhimcryonce,butthat’shim.Pipkin.
Andhe’strappedthereinthecatacomb.”
Theboysstared.
Andtheysaw,ahundredfeetaway,croucheddowninacorner,trappedatthemostdistantpartofthecatacomb,asmallfigurethat—moved.Theshoulderstwitched.Theheadwasbentandcoveredwithtremblinghands.Andbehindthehands,themouthwailedandwasafraid.
“Pipkin—?”
Thecryingstopped.
“Isthatyou?”whisperedTom.
Alongpause,atrembledinsuckofbreathandthen:
“…yes.”
“Pip,forcry-yi,whatyoudoingthere?”
“Idon’tknow!”
“Comeout?”
“I—Ican’t.I’mafraid!”
“But,Pip,ifyoustaythere—”
Tompaused.
Pip,hethought,ifyoustay,youstayforever.Youstaywithallthesilenceandthelonelyones.Youstandinthelonglineandtouristscomeandlookatyouandbuyticketstolookatyousomemore.You—
“Pip!”saidRalphbehindhismask.“Yougottocomeout.”
“Ican’t.”Pipsobbed.“Theywon’tletme.”
“They?”
Buttheyknewhemeantthelonglineofmummies.Inordertogetouthewouldhavetorunthegauntletbetweenthenightmares,themysteries,thedreadfulones,thediresandthehaunts.
“Theycan’tstopyou,Pip.”
Pipsaid:“Oh,yes,theycan.”
“…can…”saidechoesdeepinthecatacomb.
“I’mafraidtocomeout.”
“Andwe’re—”saidRalph.
Afraidtogoin,thoughteveryone.
“Maybeifwechoseonebraveone—”saidTom,andstopped.
ForPipkinwascryingagain,andthemummieswaitingandthenightsodarkinthelongtombhallthatyouwouldsinkrightthroughthefloorifyousteppedonit,andnevermoveagain.Thefloorwouldseizeyourankleswithbonymarbleandholdyouuntilthefreezingcoldfrozeyouintoadry-duststatueforever.
“Maybeifwewentininamob,allofus—”saidRalph.
Andtheytriedtomove.
Likeabigspiderwithmanylegs,theboystriedtocramthroughthedoor.Twostepsforward,onestepback.Onestepforward,twostepsback.
“Ahhhhh!”weptPipkin.
Atwhichsoundtheyallfelluponthemselves,gibbering,andscrambledyellingtheirdiresandfrightsbacktothedoor.Theyheardanavalancheofheartbeatsbangpainsintheirchests.
“Oh,mygosh,whatwegonnado,himafraidtocome,usafraidtogo,what,what?”wailedTom.
Behindthem,leaningagainstthewall,wasMoundshroud,forgotten.Alittlecandleflameofsmileflickeredandwentoutamonghisteeth.
“Here,boys.Savehimwiththis.”
Moundshroudreachedintohisdarkcloakandbroughtforthafamiliarwhite-sugar-candyskullacrossthebrowofwhichwaswritten:PIPKIN!
“SavePipkin,lads.Strikeabargain.”
“Withwho?”
“Withmeandothersunnamed.Here.Breakthisskullineightdeliciousbits,boys,handthem’round.Pforyou,Tom,andIforyou,Ralph,andhalfoftheotherPforyou,Hank,theotherhalfforyou,J.J.,andsomeoftheKforyou,boy,andsomeforyou,andhere’stheIandthefinalN.Touchthesweetbits,lads.Listen.Here’sthedarkdeal.DoyoutrulywantPipkintolive?”
Suchafuryofprotestburstforthatthis,Moundshroudwasfairdrivenbackbyit.TheboysbarkedlikedogsagainsthissomuchasquestioningtheirneedforPipssurvival.
“There,there,”hecurriedthem,“Iseeyoumeanit.Wellthen,willyoueachgiveoneyearfromtheendofyourlife,boys?”
“What?”saidTom.
“Imeanit,boys,oneyear,onepreciousyearfromthefar-burnedcandle-endofyourlife.WithoneyearapieceyoucanransomdeadPipkin.”
“Ayear!”thewhisper,themurmur,theappallingsumofitranamongthem.Itwashardtograsp.Ayearsofarawaywasnoyearatall.Boysofelevenortwelvecannotguessatmenofseventy.“Ayear?ayear?why,sure,whynot?Yes—”
“Think,boys,think!ThisisnoidlebargainstruckwithNothing.Imeanit.Itistrueandafact.Itisagraveconditionyoumake,andagravebargainyoustrike.
“Oneyear,eachofyoumustpromisetogive.Youwon’tmisstheyearnow,ofcourse,foryouareveryyoung,andIseebytouchingyourmindsyoucannotevenguessthefinalsituation.Onlylater,fiftyyearsfromthisnight,orsixtyyearsfromthisdawn,whenyouarerunninglowontimeanddearlywishanextradayorsooffineweatherandmuchjoy,then’swhenMr.DforDoomorMr.BforBoneswillshowupwithhisbilltobepaid.OrperhapsIwillcome,oldMoundshroudhimself,afriendtolads,andsay‘deliver.’Soayearpromisedmustbeayeargivenover.I’llsaygive;andyoumustgive.
“Whatwillthatmeantoeachofyou?
“Itwillmeanthatthoseofyouwhomighthavelivedtobeseventy-onemustdieatseventy.Someofyouwhomighthavelivedtobeeighty-sixmustcoughupyourghostateighty-five.That’sagreatage.Ayearmoreorlessdoesn’tsoundlikemuch.Whenthetimecomes,boys,youmayregret.But,youwillbeabletosay,thisyearIspentwell,IgaveforPip,ImadealoanoflifeforsweetPipkin,thefairestapplethateveralmostfelltooearlyofftheharvesttree.Someofyouatforty-ninemustcrosslifeoffatforty-eight.Someatfifty-fivemustlaythemdowntoForever’sSleepatfifty-four.Doyoucatchthewholethingintactnow,boys?Doyouaddthefigures?Isthearithmeticplain?Ayear!Whowillbidthreehundredandsixty-fiveentiredaysfromouthisownsoul,togetoldPipkinback?Think,boys.Silence.Then,speak.”
Therewasalongbroodingsilenceofarithmeticstudentsdoinginwardsums.
Andthesumswereveryfastindeed.Therewasnoquestion,thoughtheyknewthatyearsfromnowtheymightdoubtthisdreadfulhaste.Yetwhatelsecouldtheydo?Onlyswimoutfromshoreandsavethedrowningboybeforehesankalasttimeintoafrighteningdust.
“Me,”saidTom.“I’llgiveayear.”
“Andme,”saidRalph.
“I’min,”saidHenry-Hank.
And,“Me!”“Me!”“Me!”saidalltherest.
“Doyouknowwhatyoupledge,boys?YoudolovePipkin,then?”
“Yes,yes!”
“Sobeit,boys.Chewandeat,lads,eatandchew.”
Theypoppedthesweetbitsofcandyskullintheirmouths.
Theychewed.Theyate.
“Swallowdarkness,boys,giveupyouryear.”
Theyswallowedhard,sohardthattheireyesshonebrightandtheirearsbangedandtheirheartsbeat.
Theyfeltsomethinglikeacageofbirdsletoutoftheirchestsandbodiesandflyingoff,invisible.Theysawbutdidnotseetheyearstheygaveasgiftswingoffroundtheworldtosettlesomewhereingoodpaymentforstrangedebts.
Theyheardayell.
“Here!”
Andthen:“I!”
Andthen:“Come!”
Bang,bang,bang,thethreewords,andthreesoundsofshoeshittingstone.
Andalongthehallandbetweentherowsofmummieswhichleanedouttostopbutdidnotstop,betweenthesilentshrieksandscreams,hellbent,rushing,racing,flinginghisfeet,pumpinghiselbows,puffinghischeeks,shuttinghiseyes,snortinghisnostrils,andbangbangbangingthefloorwithhisupanddown,upanddownfeet,came—
Pipkin.
Ohhowheran!!!
“Lookathimcome.Comeon,Pip.”
“Pip,you’rehalfway!”
“Lookathimrace!”saideveryonewithsugarcandyintheirmouths,withthehonorablenameofPipkinlockedintheirsweetteeth,withhissavorintheirjaws,withhisfinenameontheirtongues,Pip,Pip,Pipkin!
“Don’tstopnow,Pip.Don’tlookback!”
“Don’tfalldown!”
“Herehecomes,threequartersoftheway!”
Pipranthegauntlet.Hewasgoodandfineandfastandtrue.Betweenonehundredwaitingmummiesheranwithouttouchinganddidnotlookbackand—wontherace.
“Pip,youdidit!”
“You’resafe!”
ButPipkeptrunning.Notonlythroughthegauntletofdeadonesbutthegauntletofwarmsweatingaliveyellingboys.
Heplowedthenasideandracedupstairs,gone.
“Pip,it’sallright,comeback!”
Theyranupthestairsafter.
“Where’shegoing,Mr.Moundshroud?”
“Well,Ishouldimagine,scaredasheis,”saidMoundshroud,“home.”
“IsPipkin—saved?”
“Let’sgosee,boys.Up!”
Hespunaboutlikeawhirlwind.Hisarms,flungout,cuttheairinslicinggrabsandswoops.Sofasthespunthathemadeavacuum,aself-madestorm.Thiscyclone,thishugeupsuckofair,thenseizedtheboysbyear,nose,elbow,toe.
Likesomanyleavesstrippedfromatreetheyyelledthemselvesintothesky.Moundshroud,raving,sankup.Andthey,ifthatispossible,sankandplummetedafter.Theyhitthecloudslikeanexplosionofgunshot.TheyfollowedMoundshroudlikeaflockofnorth-rushingbirdsheadinghomebeforetheirseason.
Theearthseemedtogiveaturnfromnorthtosouth.Athousandsmallvillagesandtownsspununder,alightwithcandlesflickeringintombyardsthroughallofMexico,alightwithcandlesflickeringinpumpkinsnorthoftheborderacrossTexasandthenOklahomaandKansasandIowaandatlastIllinoisandatlast:
“Home!”criedTom.“There’sthecourthouse,there’smyhouse,there’stheHalloweenTree!”
Theyswoopedoncearoundthecourthouseandtwicearoundthethousand-pumpkin-burningTree,andafinaltimearoundoldMoundshroud’stallhouse
withitsmanygables,manyrooms,manygapingwindows,highlightningrods,railings,attics,scrollworks,whichleanedandgroanedinthewindtheirpassagemade.Dustsiftedoutofwindowstogreetthem.Shadesflappedinyetotherwindowslikeancienttongueslollingtobediagnosedbywind-bornesmalldoctorsofstrangemedicines.Ghostswitheredlikewhiteflowers,furlingandunfurlinginmolderedflagswhichfelltoruinevenastheyshotby.
Andthewholehouse,circled,waslikeallofHalloweenever.SocriedMoundshroud,flappinghisantiquearmsandwebsandblacksilksashelandedontheroofandbeckonedtheboystoalightandpointeddownthroughanimmenseskywindowthroughallthelevelsofhismansion.
Theboysgatheredroundtheskylightwindowandstareddownastairwellwhichopenedoutatvariousfloorstovarioustimesandhistoriesofmenandskeletonsanddreadfulmusicsplayedonflutebones.
“Thereitis,boys.Willyoulook?Doyousee?There’sourwholeten-thousand-yearflight,there’sourwholetripinoneplace,fromcavemantoEgyptiantoRomanfrontporchtoEnglishharvestfieldtoboneyardinMexico.”
Moundshroudliftedthevastpaneofglass.
“Thestairwaybanister,boys.Rideitdown!Eachtohisowntime,hisownage,hisownlevel.Leapoffwhereyourcostumefits,whereyouthinkyouandyourdisguise,yourmask,belong!Git!”
Theboysleaped.Theysprangdownthestairwelltothetoplanding.Then,onebyone,theypoppedontothebanisterandslidyellingdownthroughallthefloors,allthelevels,alltheagesofhistorykeptwithinMoundshroud’sincrediblemansion.
Round-about-down,round-about-downtheywhisked,theyskidded,theyshuffledonthewaxedrail.
Rrrwhoom-thud!J.J.inhisApemancostumelandedinthebasement.Heglancedabout.Hesawcavepaintings,dimsmokesandfires,andshadowsofhulkinggorilla-men.Saber-toothsburnedtheireyesathimfromthecindereddark.
Down-aroundrushwentRalph,theEgyptianMummifiedBoy,bandagedforallages,tolandonthefirstfloorwhereEgyptianhieroglyphsstruttedinarmiesofsymbol,withsquadronsofancientbirdsinskiesandflocksofbeast-godsandscuttlinggoldenbeetlesrollingdung-ballsdownhistory.
Crash!HacklesNibley,withhisscythesomehowstillflashinginhishands,hitandalmostrolledhimselftomincemeatonthesecondfloorwherethe
shadowofSamhain,druidGodoftheDead,raiseduphisscytheuponafarchamberwall!
Bang!GeorgeSmith,aGreekGhost?aRomanHaunt?landedonthethirdfloorneartar-paintedporcheswhichgluedoldwanderingspiritstothesill!
Thud,Henry-Hank,theWitch,ploppeddowninthefourthlandingamidwitchesleapingbonfiresinEnglish,French,Germancountrysides!
FredFryer?Thefifthfloortookhiminaheap,theBeggarlandingamongsoundsofbeggarsbeggingthecountryroadsofIreland,starving.
WallyBabb,theGargoylehimself,flewandcrashedonthesixthfloorwherewallssproutedelbowsandlimbsandlumps,grimacesoffinegargoylehumorsandglees.
UntilfinallySkeletonTomskiddedoffthebanisteronthetopmostfloortotumbleandknockwhitecandyskullsliketenpinsinadiregameamongtheshadowsofcrouchedwomenbymounds,withminiatureskeletonbrassbandsplayingmosquitotuneswhileMoundshroud,farabove,stillontheroof,yelleddown:
“Well,boys,doyousee?It’sallone,yes?”
“Yes—”someonemurmured.
“Alwaysthesamebutdifferent,eh?everyage,everytime.Daywasalwaysover.Nightwasalwayscoming.Andaren’tyoualwaysafraid,Apemanthere?oryou,Mummy,thatthesunwillneverriseagain?”
“Yesss,”moreofthemwhispered.
Andtheylookedupthroughthelevelsofthegreathouseandsaweveryage,everystory,andallthemeninhistorystaringroundaboutasthesunroseandset.Ape-mentrembled.Egyptianscriedlaments.GreeksandRomansparadedtheirdead.Summerfelldead.Winterputitinthegrave.Abillionvoiceswept.Thewindoftimeshookthevasthouse.Thewindowsrattledandbrokelikemen’seyes,intocrystaltears.Then,withcriesofdelight,tenthousandtimesamillionmenwelcomedbackbrightsummersunswhichrosetoburneachwindowwithfire!
“Doyousee,lads?Think!Peoplevanishedforever.Theydied,ohLord,theydied!butcamebackindreams.ThosedreamswerecalledGhosts,andfrightenedmenineveryage-”
“Ah!”criedabillionvoicesfromatticsandbasements.
Shadowsclimbedwallslikeoldfilmsreruninancienttheaters.Puffsofsmokelingeredatdoorswithsadeyesandgibberingmouths.
“Nightandday.Summerandwinter,boys.Seedtimeandharvest.Lifeanddeath.That’swhatHalloweenis,allrolledupinone.Noonandmidnight.Beingborn,boys.Rollingover,playingdeadlikedogs,lads.Andgettingupagain,barking,racingthroughthousandsofyearsofdeatheachdayandeachnightHalloween,boys,everynight,everysinglenightdarkandfearfuluntilatlastyoumadeitandhidincitiesandtownsandhadsomerestandcouldgetyourbreath.
“Andyoubegantolivelongerandhavemoretime,andspaceoutthedeaths,andputawayfear,andatlasthaveonlyspecialdaysineachyearwhenyouthoughtofnightanddawnandspringandautumnandbeingbornandbeingdead.
“Anditalladdsup.Fourthousandyearsago,onehundredyearsago,thisyear,oneplaceoranother,butthecelebrationsallthesame—”
“TheFeastofSamhain—”
“TheTimeoftheDeadOnes—”
“AllSouls’.AllSaints’.”
“TheDayoftheDead.”
“ElDiaDeMuerte.”
“AllHallows’.”
“Halloween.”
Theboyssenttheirfrailvoicesup,upthroughthelevelsoftime,fromallthecountries,andalltheages,namingtheholidayswhichwerethesame.
“Good,lads,good.”
Faroff,thetownclockstruckthreequartersaftereleven.
“Almostmidnight,boys.Halloween’salmostover.”
“But!”criedTom.“WhataboutPipkin?Wefollowedhimthroughhistory,buryinghim,digginghimup,walkinghiminparades,cryinghiminwakes.Isorisn’thealive?”
“Yeah!”saideveryone.“Didwesavehim?”
“Didyou,indeed?”
Moundshroudstared.Theystaredwithhim,acrosstheravinetoabuildingwherelightsweregoingout.
“That’shishospital,boys.Butcheckhishouse.Thefinalknockofthenight,thelastgrandtrickortreat.Goaskforfinalanswers.Mr.Marley,seethemout!”
Thefrontdoorflewwide—bang!
TheMarleyknockeronthedoorgapeditsbandagedjawandwhistledthemfarewellastheboyssliddownthebanistersandracedforthedoor.
TheywerestoppedbyafinalshoutfromMoundshroud:“Boys!Well,whichwasit?Tonight,withme—trickortreat?”
Theboystookavastbreath,heldit,burstitout:“Gosh,Mr.Moundshroud—both!”
Rap!wenttheMarleyknocker.
Slam!wentthedoor.
Andtheboysweregonerunning,runningdownthroughtheravineandupalongthestreetgaspinghotgustsofair,theirmasksfallingtobetrampleduntilatlasttheystoppedonPipkin’ssidewalkandlookedatthefarhospitalandbackatPipkin’sfrontdoor.
“Yougo,Tom,you,”saidRalph.
AndTomslowlyedgeduptothehouseandputhisfootonthefrontstepandthenthesecondstepupandapproachedthedoor,afraidtoknock,afraidtofindthefinalansweraboutdearoldPipkin.Pipkindead?Pipkininalastfuneral?Pipkin,Pipkingoneforever?No!
Hetappedatthedoor.
Theboyswaitedonthesidewalk.
Thedooropened.Tomwentin.Therewasalongmomentoftheboysonthesidewalkstandingcoldandlettingthewindfreezetheirmostawfulthoughts.
Well?theyyelledsilentlyinatthehouse,theshutdoor,thedarkwindows,well?well?What?
Andthenatlastthedooropenedagain,andTomcameoutandstoodontheporchnotknowingwherehewas.
ThenTomlookedupandsawhisfriendswaitingforhimamillionmilesoff.
Tomleapedofftheporch,yelling.
“Ohgosh,ohgosh,oh,Gosh!”
Heranalongthesidewalk,shrieking:“He’sokay,he’sallright,he’sokay!Pipkin’sinthehospital!tookhisappendixoutatninetonight!gotitjustintime!doctorsayshe’sgreat!”
“Pipkin—?”
“Hospital—?”
“Great—?”
Theairjumpedoutasifeachhadbeenpunchedinthestomach.Thentheairwentinandoutagaininagreatrave,ayell,araggedshoutoftriumph.
“Pipkin,oh,Pipkin,Pip!”
AndtheboysstoodonPipkin’slawnandthesidewalkinfrontofPipkin’sporchandhouseandlookedwithnumbcuriosityateachotherastheirsmilesspreadandtheireyeswateredandtheyyelledandthehappytearsrandowntheircheeks.
“Oh,boy,boyohboy,ohboyohboy,”saidTom,exhausted,andweepingwithhappiness.
“Youcansaythatagain,”saidsomeone,andtheyallsaiditagain.
Andtheyallstoodthereandhadafinehappycry.
Andsincethewholenightwasturningsoupywithtears,Tomlookedaroundandrevvedthemup.“LookatPipkin’shouse.Don’titlookawful?Tellyouwhatwedo—!”
AndtheyranandeachcamebackcarryingalitpumpkinandlinedthemuponPipkin’sporchrailwheretheysmiledoutrageoussmilestowaitforPipkintocomehome.
Andtheystoodonthelawnandlookedatthelovelysightofallthosesmiles,theircostumestatteredupontheirarmsandshouldersandlegs,andthegreasepaintdrippedandrunningontheirfaces,andagreatwondroushappytirednessgatheringintheireyelidsandarmsandfeet,butnotwantingtogoyet.
Andthetownclockstruckmidnight—GUNNNG!
Andgunnngagain,toafullcountoftwelve.
AndHalloweenwasover.
Andallaboutthetown,doorswereslammingandlightsgoingout.
TheboysbegantodriftsayingNightandNightandagainNightandsomeGoodNightbutmostNight,yes,Night.Andthelawnwasempty,butPipkin’sporchwasjustfullofcandleilluminationandwarmthandbakedpumpkinsmell.
AndGhostandMummyandSkeletonandWitchandalltherestwerebackattheirownhomes,ontheirownporches,andeachturnedtolookatthetownandrememberthisspecialnighttheywouldneverinalltheirliveseverforgetandtheylookedacrossthetownatoneanother’sporchesbutespeciallyon
andoveracrosstheravinetothatgreatHousewhereattheverytopMr.Moundshroudstoodonhisspike-railingedroof.
Theboyswaved,eachfromhisownporch.
ThesmokecurlingoutofthehighMoundshroudgothicchimneyfluttered,motioned,wavedback.
Andstillmoredoorswereslammingtolockallaroundtown.
Andwitheachslam,onemorepumpkinandthenanotherandanotherand
anotheronthehugeHalloweenTreesnuffedout.Bythedozens,bythehundreds,bythethousands,doorsbanged,pumpkinswentblind,snuffedcandlessmokeddelicioussmokes.
TheWitchhesitated,wentin,shutthedoor.
AWitch-facedpumpkinontheTreewentdark.
TheMummysteppedintohishouseandshuthisdoor.
Apumpkinwiththefaceofamummyextinguisheditslight.
Andfinally,thelastboyinallthetownremainingaloneonhisveranda,TomSkeltoninhisskullandboneshatingtogoin,wantingtowringthelastdeardropfromhisfavoriteholidayinalltheyear,senthisthoughtsonthenightairtowardthestrangehousebeyondtheravine:
Mr.Moundshroud,whoareYOU?
AndMr.Moundshroud,wayupthereontheroof,senthisthoughtsback:
Ithinkyouknow,boy,Ithinkyouknow.
Willwemeetagain,Mr.Moundshroud?
Manyyearsfromnow,yes,I’llcomeforyou.
AndalastthoughtfromTom:
OMr.Moundshroud,willweEVERstopbeingafraidofnightsanddeath?
Andthethoughtreturned:
Whenyoureachthestars,boy,yes,andlivethereforever,allthefearswillgo,andDeathhimselfwilldie.
Tomlistened,heard,andwavedquietly.
Mr.Moundshroud,faroff,liftedhishand.
Click.Tom’sfrontdoorwentshut.
Hispumpkin-like-a-skull,onthevastTree,sneezedandwentdark.
ThewindstirredthegreatHalloweenTreewhichwasnowemptyofalllightsaveonepumpkinattheverytop.
ApumpkinwithMr.Moundshroud’seyesandface.
Atthetopofthehouse,Mr.Moundshroudleanedout,tookabreath,blew.
HiscandleinhispumpkinheadontheTreefluttered,died.
Miraculously,smokecurledoutofhisownmouth,hisnose,hisears,hiseyes,asifhissoulhadbeenextinguishedwithinhislungsattheverymomentthe
sweetpumpkingaveupitsincensedghost.
Hesankdownintohishouse.Therooftrapdoorclosed.
Thewindcameby.ItrockedallthedarksmokingpumpkinsonthevastandbeautifulHalloweenTree.Thewindseizedathousanddarkleavesandblewthemawayupovertheskyanddownovertheearthtowardthesunthatmustsurelyrise.
Likethetown,theTreeturnedoffitsemberedsmilesandslept.
Attwointhemorning,thewindcamebackformoreleaves.
ABOUTTHEAUTHOR
RayBradburywasborninWaukegan,Illinois,in1920.HegraduatedfromaLosAngeleshighschoolin1938.Hisformaleducationendedthere,buthefurthereditbyhimself—atnightinthelibraryandbydayathistypewriter.HesoldnewspapersonLosAngelesstreetcornersfrom1938to1942,amodestbeginningforamanwhosenamewouldonedaybesynonymouswiththebestinsciencefiction.RayBradburysoldhisfirstsciencefictionshortstoryin1941,andhisearlyreputationisbasedonstoriespublishedinthebuddingsciencefictionmagazinesofthattime.HisworkwaschosenforbestAmericanshortstorycollectionsin1946,1948and1952.HisawardsincludeTheO.HenryMemorialAward,theBenjaminFranklinAwardin1954andTheAviation-SpaceWriter’sAssociationAwardforbestspacearticleinanAmericanmagazinein1967.Mr.Bradburyhaswrittenfortelevision,radio,thetheaterandfilm,andhehasbeenpublishedineverymajorAmericanmagazine.Editionsofhisnovelsandshorterfictionspanseveralcontinentsandlanguages,andhehasgainedworld-wideacceptanceforhiswork.HistitlesincludeTheMartianChronicles,Fahrenheit451,DandelionWine,SomethingWickedThisWayComes,ISingtheBodyElectric,TheGoldenApplesoftheSun,AMedicineforMelancholy,TheIllustratedMan,LongAfterMidnight,TheToynbeeConvector,DeathIsaLonelyBusiness,AGraveyardforLunaticsandGreenShadows,WhiteWhale.
ABOUTTHEILLUSTRATOR
JosephMugnainiisaprofessorofartattheOtisArtInstitute.Hehaswrittentwobooksonpaintinganddrawing.ThreeofhislithographshavebeenplacedinthepermanentcollectionoftheLibraryofCongress.HelivesinCaliforniawithhisfamily.