VOL. 4 NO. 2 INITIATION SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, ONT, FRIDAY, SEPT. 27, 1963

INITIATION ENDS

6 . . . one thousand two hundred and seventy two weiners . . . one thousand

two hundred and seventy fo

140,000 PENNIES IN THE PIGGY -

Spurred on by the Hurculean efforts of Jim Mitchell, Science II, a horde of frosh and many of their sopho- more supervisors completed, at 4:30 Saturday, a chain of pennies stretch- ing from City Hall Kitchener to the Waterloo City Hall.

Serenading prospective donors as they rode up and down King Street in a small sports car, five frosh and assorted instruments managed to bring in a few smiles and a few large donations.

The chain when completed, amounted to some $1400, which was presented to the Kinsmen Club of Kitchener-Waterloo for use in the Club’s new workshop for retarded adults (the old one having grown too small to provide the services re- quired) .

A great many thanks must go out to those who made the chain a suc- cessful project, as well as to those who gave so generously.

BRIGITTE, BIKINIES, BALES AND BOTTLES l l l

Under the direction of Jeff Evans, Bill Siddal and David Trost, frosh once again set out on the annual, pilferage of the Kitchener- Waterloo area, more respectfully known as The Scavenger Hunt. Items such as red lights, candles, pictures of Brigitte Bardot (appar- ently some rather revealing), snow fences, and beer bottles among other things flooded into the parking lot at Seagram Stadium as the time limit drew near. The bikinies (full of female) were sported main- ly by off-campus women (including the wife of a Toronto policeman), though Arts did get representation by Penny Catton.

But it seems to this observer as though the Engineers showed the most ingenuity for the evening. Arrangements were made before- hand with some of the local residents for the loan of a tractor, a couple of wagons, and a hundred and fifty bales of hay. But alas, there were problems with one of the hitches and progress to Seagram Stadium was slow - so slow in fact that the local constabulary got a bit annoyed when darkness came, for there was a definite loss of lights on the procession. The scorers demonstrated their usual lack of aid by insisting that the entourage must reach the stadium to score any points. In order to do this, approximately eighty people were recruited with cars and flashlights to pacify our stalwart police. Once at their destination the wagons made excellent stages for the various bikini clad dolls to display their wares. The only sore point for this group of gentlemen was the unloading of the hay.

A not so clever stunt however was performed by the Engineers, who.put’in a false alarm in order to fulfill, the requirement of a police- man in full uniform. I don’t think he shared the opinion that twenty points was worth that effort.

David Swain and Jill Stoody along with three other frosh bor- rowed a relief map from Waterloo Lutheran University so that they could be photographed with it for the Record. Paying special atten- tion to the section on student pranks in the Handbook it was re- turned undamaged.

Several sopmores not wanting to be outdone, paid a respectful, if hasty, visit to Ontario Agricultural College and deftly removed the flag from the cannon to bring back as a souvenir.

It goes almost without saying that Science won the honours for the evening with Engineering in second place.

Guess where Arts wound up?

FROSHMAN HOP I am going to the Froshman Hop to be able to see the new crop

of eligible chicks last Saturday. Naturally, I am not taking with me any such available female for fear that some inebriated soul uninitiated in the 1 art of couth will waylay me and perhaps even my ac-

on the hunt and attached to the new

companying escort. So I am arriving crop of female arrivals.

without fanfare (or ticket) to find Since I am not able to two-step to

that the marines are not the only ones the stains of Gravy Waltz, I am cor-

who have patents on landing, but the nering some sophomore-ette who is

available nursies are also making an appearance for the benefit of loners.

The Waterloo Sauare Mall is. nat-

telling me that she and her roomies don’t think anymore that the campus is Heaven because the odds are only - _

m-ally, decorated iu gold, black; and nine4o-one this yearo white as well as lvarying shades of The sophies are presenting a gar-

red, most of which I am finding on bage trophy to the Science for their

the noses of the sophomores and in scavenging win, and only thirty are

the cheeks of their normally pallid showing up for residence breakfast.

chicks. Froshmen, of course, are both Demon Rumyon.

Eight Cheerleading uniforms are wait- ing to be filled.

Can you jump?

Three Party Debate

On Sunday evening, September 22, the University of Waterloo Unitar- ian Discussion Group held a three party debate on the past election in the Physics Amphitheatre. Represent- atives of the three parties were pre- sent namely Keith Butler, P.C., Mor- ley Rosenberg, N.D.P., and Jim Breit- haupt representing the Liberal party. Sandy Baird of the K-W Record was a most impartial and witty moderator.

Each party submitted two questions which were to be answered by each of the other representatives. These questions involved Medicare, , crime in Ontario and future planning in all fields.

Mr. Rosenberg provided a little life to perhaps an otherwise boring evening when he accused Mr. Butler of being complacent and saying noth- ing in answering the prepared ques- tions. Mr. Rosenberg charged that the Conservatives were too slow and he promised immediate action.

Crime was again mentioned with the Conservatives denying organized crime and the Liberals and N.D.P.‘s decrying its presence.

After the prepared questions, writ- ten questions were received from the floor and answered by the respective candidate. The questions were some- what searching, but the representatives were unable to give many definite answers (as usual). Mr. Butler seemed unsure of some things. Mr. Breit- haupt continually referred to a little book better known as the Liberal bible which apparently had all the answers to our problems. Why this has not been brought out in the elec- tion campaign is quite a mystery.

Although young in years, Mr. Ros- enberg carried himself quite well and showed some promise for the future.

A hearty congratulations goes out to the University of Waterloo Unitar- ian Discussion Group for a well or- ganized evening. Head of the group is Jim Ronback with faculty advisers being Dr. Pickarski and Dr. Lefcourt. Attendance was a little disappointing; however, let us hope Mr. Ronback and his group do not become dis- couraged and will plan more even- ings like that.

ERRATUM. l l

Contrary to the notice in the last issue of The CORYPHAEUS, Alan Mills will be appearing TONIGHT, September 27.

NEW UNIVERSITY CHEER l l l

SEAGRAMS! SEAGRAMS! VAT 69

WARRIORS, WARRIORS, HOLD THAT LINE! ‘DAMN OUTDOOR CONVENIENCES . . .’ correct attire for the pep-rally

was of the nocturnal variety. - SUPPORT THE WARRIORS THIS SATURDAY -

Page f2 The CORYPHAElJ$ FRiDAY, SEPT. 21, 1963

News Dept. Dave Campbell, Dan Stoffer, John Mac- Donald, Hennie Smid, Don Curran, Ed Hallin, George Newton, Ken Brown.

Sports Dept.: John Hammond. Photography: Richard Rowe, Pierre Gagne, Joe Kovaks,

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TECHNICAL SESSION 8 NEXT THURSDAY l l ‘.

There has been some question of late on the possibility of in- fusing twelve ounces of a moderately viscuous liquid through an ori- fice of approximately /2 l ” diameter in 6 seconds. It was decided to attempt to resolve this problem by experiment in the laboratories of Bingeman Park Lodge on October 3rd at 8:00 p.m.

Five systems of five orifices will be arranged. Through each ori- fice of- each system be passed 12 ounces of fluid in turn until a total of 60 has been reached. The time required per passage will be tabu- lated, the shortest time being deemed the optimum.

. Interest in scientific endeavours of this nature being high among the intellectual elite of the campus (ENGINEERS), it was decided to allow a limited number of the more enthusiastic to observe and even participate in this seminar. Due to’ the high cost of scientific material, a nominal fee of $100 will be charged.

Anyone interested (either actively or passively), is urged to at- tend. Fluids will be dispensed by the laboratory technicians.

Special note: A related experiment will be carried out to deter- mine the audio qualities of wetted orifices.

Libelous Filth - Many people have written letters to our editor-in-chief, com-

plaining that they find three quarters of the newspaper writing to be libelous filth. I have been instructed to assure those readers that the total will be cut down to one, half.

Boat Race Trophy

What! did I hear someone men- tion another “Technical Session” and another “Boat Race”? The winners get a trophy you know. Engineering class of ‘64 Boat Race Trophy of course. Looks pretty good eh?- Here’s its origin.

It seems that last winter during one of the many class of ‘64 social even- ings some one mentioned ‘why don’t we organize a Boat Race at the up- coming Technical Session’. The idea The tap’s for turning. was a&epted and rules were drawn up. Then s.omeone came up with an idea to donate a prize to the winners of the contest (clever fellows). It was agreed that a trophy should be don- ated because who else could “boat race” better than the class of ‘64 and they would have another trophy to add to their collection.

The rest is past history. The class of ‘64 lost the race to the class of ‘66 by .04 sec. None the less the trophy was presented to the junior class in a hope that another tradition would i;ho;;tablished in the engineering

. Well this is another year and I

hear the class of ‘64 is ready to take

on all challengers (Pm the anchor man, I should know). They have gone as far as to put forth the following proclamation:

“We the class of ‘64, hereby &urn and notify that, notwithstand- ing previous failures, the aforesaid trophy shall be both challenged and won by ourselves. Those contestants and challengers having not yet achieved, while adhering to the rules and procedures of the contest, a total elapsed time of at least 37 (thirty-seven) seconds are here re- minded of the futility of their at- tempts, this time being both claimed and attained by ourselves . . .”

MORE BUILDING! ’ Work has begun on the Chemistry and Biology- Building be-

tween the Arts and Physics Buildings. The new building will be the university_‘s largest to date and will cost 3% million dollars. The three storey, H’ shaped building will have separate wings for the Biology and Chemistry departments. Completion is expected in time for classes in September 1964. One of its many features will be closed circuit television as a teaching and laboratory aid.

Site development in progress in the area of the Arts and Theatre Building will be completed in December.

Construction of the Library will begin in November this year.

When the Chemistry and Biology Building is completed the present Chemistry Building will be used for Chemical Engineering.

International Students Assoc.

The International Students Assoc- iation of the University of Waterloo (I.S.A.) was formed shortly before Christmas of 1962.

The I.S.A. serves to promote the welfare and interests of the foreign students on the campus. It also serves an as excellent medium for the Can- adians outside the campus to learn about the countries, customs and cul- tures represented by the international students on the campus.

Since the formation of I.S.A., meetings have been held every two weeks with speakers and films on topics of wide interest to those on campus. This year there will be many important receptions and other activi- ties. Some of these will be supported jointly with the World University Ser- vice of Canada (W.U.S.). The first of these will be a reception for the new foreign students on October 4th at the home of President Hagey.

About the most important job of the I.S.A. is the introduction of the new foreign students into the Can- adian way of life. This job is best done by a Canadian friend. With this in mind, the I.S.A. appeals for mem- bers from all students, faculty mem- bers and staff of the University.

The first general meeting will be held on October 9, 1963, in room P145 at 7:00 p.m.

If any more information is required please contact Mrs, Zillekens in the Office of Student Affairs, Annex 1, telephone ext. 405.

Rowing Club The first meeting of the U of W

Rowing Club was held last Tuesday. Attendance was excellent with 22 ro- bust looking rowers present. The freshman class was well represented by 13 new students.

President of this club, which is new this year, is to be Ron Hamble- ton and he will be ably assisted by Frank Pinder.

Two eight man crews are planned, one of which will be a freshman group. The team plans to practise during the week at Seagram’s gym at 5:00 p.m. each day for about an hour.

On the weekend the team will move to St. Catherines where arrangements have been made for workouts under Jack Nicholson, the coach of the sen- ior row club there. Fortunately there are nine fellows from the St. Cath- erines area willing to billet a rower for the weekend so accommodations will not be a problem.

Their first regatta is planned for Friday, Nov. 1st. Prospects are good and hopes are high for at least one victory from the freshman crew.

World Federalists believe that only limited world federal government with enforce- able world law, which could be achieved through revision of the United Nations Charter, is capable of ensuring peace and providing an alternative security system to the present balance of terror and for which the world is spending $120,000 million every year to mainatin. Write for free pamphlet “Student Action”

to John Jerome, Student Div. World Federalists of Canada Suite 24, 46 Elgin St., Ottawa.

Organize now for world peace through world law.

“7kde Ah decwe W’ by G. WHIZ

I hope the Freshmen will permit me a rather esoteric chuckle over something I read in the C.U.P. press release. It went like this: “C.U.P. was represented at the International Student Press Confer- ence in Hamburg, Germany . . . “. Simply translated from newspaper -ese this means that the -curse of the downtrodden, the friend of the rich and the powerful, the pilot of last year’s Coryphaeus, your friend and mine, that sly Hebrew, Uncle Sidney Black managed to ~ con NFCUS into sending him on an all expenses jaunt to Europe. More power to him!

Speaking of NFCUS, the picture taking up valuable space in my column is of none other than David E. Jenkins the national president of NFCUS.

From the picture, which begs to be captioned, (feel free to do so) I haven’t decided whether he is a commercial traveller for Greasy Kid Stuff or whether he’s attempting to intimidate someone into giv- ing back his false teeth. And so the barb flies at the sacred bull. Any- one who would O.K. a picture like that for national distribution de- serves to be punctured. Somebody please tell me that that picture is a great hoax - please?

How about those people who fell or were pushed into the fish pond at the Engineering Building and the great flap it caused in the Chemistry department. If you see someone walking around with a complexion like the original Alligator Boy then you’ll know he didn’t get scrubbed, down in time. The chemicals in the water are “harmful to any living cell’ but I believe it’s simply a ploy by the administration to prevent people from throwing other people into our beloved sieve.

I don’t know how your registration was but mine went off very efficiently and in light of this I would like to commend the Registrar’s office for its efficient. handling of the whole business.

Perhaps it’s just from spending the summer in Ungava Bay, but don’t the girls look good this year? I was about to say, “Don’t the girls look better this year ?” but that would be tantamount to com- mitting suicide. With regard to girls one young lady informed me that she went to last week’s dance with an engineer who was so short that she had to put her perfume behind her knees.

I notice in a Weekly Events Bulletin from the Registr,ar’s office that dogs are no longer allowed in the buildings. What a crushing blow to the Philosophy department. The janitors are happy though; gone are the days of playing wet nurse to some professor’s canine confidante. Dwelling for a moment on the Philosophy department and its dogs, I see that a prominent member of that department is sport- ing a fine new beard this year; however, I also noticed a!beard shaped section of white skin standing out against the’ rich blackness of his hound’s hide. There are other theories as to where this particular beard came from. For instance, it has been suggested that he can- nibalized his fine moustache and so forth. But believe what you will. Personally I dislike committing myself to one theory.

- _ _ I should check the facts- but I’d rather tear out a limb. I over-

heard a conversation in Mrs. Fischer’s Gold Mine - the bookstore to the uninitiated - that went something like this:

“Can you change a quarter?” “We’re not supposed to.” “It’s for the ‘phone.” “We’re not supposed to.” “Where could I get change then?” “Try the bank.”

Now what sort of attitude is that to adopt? She had lots of change and so far as I could see there was no earthly reason why this fellow shouldn’t get change for a quarter.

The division of labour is increasing in the administrative branch of the university. In past years when applying for a bursary or a loan one would see Mr. Gordon, smile politely, laugh when laughed at, and in a few -minutes the business of begging or borrowing would be completed and off went the student smiling happily. Now you have to see Mr. Ingram which is only possible after making an appointment one week in advance. It’s only rumour of course but I hear Mr. In- gram shoots in the seventies.

Not being the person of breeding that her husband was, Mrs. George Crabbe had the disconcerting habit of scratching her back with her dinner fork. At one public dinner George was so embarrass- ed by his wife’s faux pas that he dropped an. entire handful of mashed potatoes. So it is recorded in the Life of 6. C. by J. Popsby-Burford.

The CORYPHAEUS, FRIDAY, SEPT. 27, 1963

college cad

by tom runkin As we go to press the Ontario Provincial Elections will be

in full swing. It is interesting to note that when the people of Vancouver go to the polls on September 3Oth, they will find on the ballots the names of no less than four of the faculty mem- bers of the University of Briitsh Columbia.

Local police in Vancouver are going to the source to curb accidents caused by the “potentially dangerous under 25 years age group” by setting up radar traps on the campus roads of U.B.C. They use ghost cars and motorcycles and once even hid their radar in a camping rack atop a parked car. However dev- ious the means, the threat of a $25 speeding ticket has slowed traffic considerably.

Something new! A student centre planned by students. At Loyola College in Montreal, three students in conjunction with an administration building expert will form a committee to plan “The Union”, a student centre to be completed by 1965. This is not just -a suggestion committee, but a group which will be responsible for the floor plan and will sit on the Construction Committee. Thus, “The Union” will be a student building in every respect.

COMMON ROOM CONFISCATION The following is an excerpt from a memorandum sent to the Administm-

TO: Dr. T. L. Batke, Academic tion:

Vice-President.

From: J. D. Kraemer, President, Student’s Council.

Re: Temporary use of Physics- Mathematics Building Com- mon Room for Library pur-

l poses. I can well appreciate the problems

which are presently facing our ex- panding University, especially in spac- ing needs. I a confident that the stu-

mum The Glee Club

The University Glee Club, under the direction of the University’s new Music Director, Mr. Hans Bauer, will be meeting in the Arts study room every Monday evening from 6:30 to 8:00 p.m., starting next Monday, September 30. Rehearsals for the Christmas Concert, featuring some of the lesser known carols, begins im- mediately. New members welcome.

Instrumental Group

In addition to the Glee Club, Mr. Bauer would like to organize an in- strumental ensemble. Anyone inter- ested should contact Mr. Bauer in his office, room 207 in the Arts Bldg. at 5:00 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 30.

Music Appreciation

A series of lectures on the apprec- iation of music will also be organized. Mr. Bauer hopes to have at least four lectures before Christmas, some of which will preview the music of com- ing attractions at the theatre.

dents will co-operate once they are made aware of these temporary prob-

ln particular, the necessity of ex- panding our present library facilities

lems.

is recognized, and we are pleased to see that this new reading room is being used by a considerable number of students.

It is most regretful, however, that this particular decision, which direct- ly effects a considerable number of students, was made without the par- ticipation of Students’ Council, or, failing this, the Office of Student Affairs.

In future, we hope that the Univer- sity will encourage the participation of students in those policy deliber- ations which directly or indirectly re- late to student interests.

Yours very truly, Jim Kraemer, President, Student’s Council.

TWO FROSH PREPARE TO &IE DOWN ON THE JOB - Over 300 more freshmen attended the pep rally, which preceeded the hootenanny.

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Alan Mills Tonight Now recognized as one of the outstanding interpreters of both

the English and French folk songs of bilingual Canada, Alan> Mills specializes in promoting what has been, until just recently, the rela- tively unknown field of Canadian folk music.

Canadian folk songs, Mr. Mills feels, are worth hearing not only for their own unique character, but also as an entertaining medium for making others more familiar with the people, history and dual culture of Canada.

Mr. Mills is a native Canadian, born in Montreal. Starting out as a newspaper reporter, he collected and sang folk songs as a hobby until 1947 when he began singing them professionally for the Can- adian Broadcasting Corporation. At present, he looks back on over 1,000 folk music programmes on both English and French radio and television for the C.B.C., more than 200 shortwave broadcasts to Enrope and Latin American countries and numerous live concerts. He has recorded at least two dozen long-playing albums on the Folk- ways and Dominion labels and has edited a half dozen books on Canadian and other folk music.

He has toured Canada and the United States from coast to coast on several occasions, and Great Britain twice. Undoubtedly many readers will have heard him- this summer at the Mariposa Festival in Orillia. - Tonight the Student Christian Movement brings Alan Mills to this campus. Enjoy an evening of Canadian folk singing, in the Theatre of the Arts at 8 :30 p.m*

“AND THE HORSE WENT AROUND WITH HIS FOOT . . .” Chilly weather did not prevent a good turnout at the Friday night hootenanny.

Reactionary? Repressed? Refrigerat- ed? Right? Rong?

What is a Christian like? The Inter- Varsity Christian Fellowship club on campus invites you to come to its organizational meeting on Thursday, October 3, at noon, in P 130 to find ---A.

ference to be held this weekend, September 27-29, at Camp Belwood. Dr. David Stewart of McMaster Uui- versity will be leading discussions on the theme “Campus and Christianity- Conflict?” Swimming (brr!), hiking, basketball, arguments, and food will also be available in liberal quantities.

BRIDGE CLUB On Tuesday, October lst, at 5:OO

p.m. there will be a formation meet- ing of the University of Waterloo Duplicate Bridge Club. At this time the constitution will be reviewed, and election of officers for the coming year will be held. Notices giving loca- tion have been posted.

The Duplicate Bridge Club, hew this year, aims at providing for its members, bridge games which ap- proach tournament quality. There will be classes for beginners, and for less experienced players, along with dupli- cate games about twice a month. In addition, teams will be sent to tour- naments where they can represent the University, and an invitational tour- nament will be held on Winter Car- nival weekend.

Hootenanny Friday; September 20th witnessed

the attendance of a dwindling number of pyjama-clad fros.h and, -a liberal amoilnt of senior &dents at an event

. called ,- a ‘Hootenanny’.

I%& +&g .s.k&i ‘!aunched .with a , pep rally at Seagram Stadium, intend-

ed to stimulate ,the fresh’s noise-pro- ducing talents, followed by a forced march through suburbia to the school mud-hole. Campus - recruited talent

‘provided the harmony, while the gath- ering of music lovers carried their own version. of the tune in a bucket. A request for ,a repeat of Wednesday night’s ‘Hey ,Haidi Hi’ was turned down, to prevent further corruption of youthful minds.

Despite an evident draught, unlike the recent Mariposa brawl, a number of frosh seemed sto ‘be in high spirits. This is probably attributable- to the vapors from, downtown. Organized harmony was followed by disorgan- ized harmony when the mob retired to warm their extremities around the bonfires. It seems that someone. gross-

- - ly over-estiIYi-atectr”~~--d‘deiila~~~r-~~~d hot dogs, and a large supply of these resulted.

It was rumoured that the ‘SS’ were scheduled for a swimming lesson; unfortunately this potentially enter- taining’. eveii aia.. not occur;.

’ A casual observation disclosed that the fires soon became unnecessary.

Paintings m m l

A collection of paintings will be shown in the Arts Building ‘gallery starting Monday. These paintings can be borrowed by students, staff and faculty on a first call basis. Charges are 1% of the declared value for a 6 week loan. For these, loans call at the Engineering and Science Library. iv

.._, --.._. =. --- --. =___ Renison College’s Music Society .is

sponsoring an all student- production ’ of the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta ‘Patience’. The Operetta will be per- formed on the 2&h, 29th and 30th of November in the new Theatre of the Arts, and will be open to the gen- eral public as well as to those, at the University.

An open invitation is extended .to all students, interestel in any facet of theatre, to participate in the product- ion. For those interested in perform- ing, casting will be held on Monday and Tuesday of this coming week from 7 to 9 p.m. in the Arts Theatre Workshop. There are solo roles for four females, and five males, and al- so a large chorus of both sexes, for those interested in operetta but with- out solo quality voice.

For any further information see Terry Jones or Anne Reed.

A good time will be had by all!

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McMAsTER HERE SATURDAY ’ The University of Waterloo Warriors lost a 7-6 squeaker to

Guelph Ontario Agricultural College in a thirty minute exhibition game Saturday morning at Guelph. In a very even contest in which the difference was a blocked convert attempt, Coach Carl Totzke took a close look at some thirty-five aspirants. The contest revealed a number of bright prospects among this year’s crop of rookies bring- ing a great deal of speed to the backfield. The team should be a real crowd-pleaser this year with the emphasis on exciting wide-open foot- ball, and a solid performance along the line could make the ‘63 War- riors a genuine contender.

The game was preceded by a walk-on scrimmage in which each team had the ball on offense about fifteen minutes. Almost every- one saw action both offensively and defensively before an overflow crowd of about twenty-five Guelph students who could have just as easily sat on their hands at home. ‘Leather-lungs’ l$ouston single- handidly out-shouted the whole group.

In the game itself, Guelph showed a big heavy line and a fairly impressive ground attack. The Warrior offense, led by three different quarterbacks - Bill Barbaza, Dick Aldridge, and rookie Terry Cooke provided a good balanced attack. The highlight of the morn- ing was the leadership of Cooke, ‘the Fort Francis Flash’ on the Warriors 80 yard march to a touchdown. Beautiful faking set up long runs by Aldridge at left half and Bob Benedetti at right half. The march was climaxed by Cooke’s fifteen yard pass to Dave Sutton in the end zone. Except for a couple of costly lapses, the defense put up a fairly steady performance.

The team is starting to jell and should be set for the opener against McMaster, Saturday 28th at 2:00 p.m.

- WEEKLY EVENTS - Friday, September 27

8:30 p.m. Alan Mills

Saturday, September 28

2:00 p.m. Football Game, Warriors vs M&laster

Arts Theatre

Seagram Stadium

Sunday, September 29

2:30 p.m. 8:30 p.m.

University Film Series . . . “Jules & Jim Arts Theatre University Film Series . . . “Jules & Jim” Arts Theatre

Monday, September 30

TOO p.m. 6:30 p.m.

Instrumental Ensemble (Organizational meeting) Glee Club

A-207 Arts Study Room

Thursday, October 3

12:00 noon I.V.C.F. P-130 Technical Session - Bingeman Park

Editor’s note: Notices should be in the newspaper office two weeks prior to the date of the event.

MEDICAL SERVICES l l l

A University Health Service Cen- tre has been established in Annex 1. The Centre will serve the needs of both students and the faculty and staff. Mrs. Phyllis Livingston, the nurse in charge, will be available Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 12 noon and 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. In the event of illness or accident re- quiring the services of the University nurse or a medical doctor, call uni- versity local 470 during the above weekday hours. Evenings, weekends, and holidays medical services may be arranged by calling the local hos- pitals: St. Mary’s General, 744-33 11 or the Kitchener-Waterloo General, 745-94s 1.

Illnesses and injuries must be re- ported to the nurse immediately and she will supply the necessary claims forms.

Phys. Ed. Dr. J. G. Hagey has announced

that the University will offer a one- year program in physical education beginning in 1964. The course will be open to arts and science graduates and will carry a Bachelor of Physical Education degree.

Designed for graduates who plan to enter the field as teachers or rec- reation superivsors, the program will add a second major area of study to their qualifications.

COMPENDIUM Have you picked up your copy

of Compendium ‘63 yet? If not, and you have ordered one please arrange to pick it up from the Board of Publications office in Annex 1.

Coryphaeus Sfaff 0 l l

SCHOOL SONG or The meeting to staff this newspaper

seems to have been one of the few They’re at it again

103 University Ave.

successful ones so far this fall. Twen- ’ Serious consideration is being given by the music department

ty-five volunteers came to this meet- to a school song. Efforts in this direction have not proved too succesful in the past, even though

ing, and even more have subsequent- several have been officially introduc- ly joined the staff. ed in the theatre.

Murray French, chairman of the The first task, according to our TO THE FROSH m l a Board of Publications, led the meet- new music director, will be to find ing and appointed David Clark as the words. These, he feels, should -- managing editor, and Gerry Mueller come from the students, and to ex-

as photography editor. Since that ecute this he is planning a contest.

time, Mr. Clark has become editor- (Further details will be forthcoming in this newspaper).

“You can’t expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.‘-’

SARI Welcome to Waterloo!

in-chief, and John Conlin has ac- cepted the managing editor’s post.

Plans to fit music to these words

Other Coryphaeus appointments have not been completed yet, al- though present thinking on the sub-

have been Art Anderson, fine arts ject seems to indicate that it should editor; Nelson Ball, news editor; Tom be done prof essoinally .

Rankin, Canadian University Press editor; Brian Olafson and Doug Gren- kie co-sports editors; and Richard Rowe as circulation manager.

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No one on this year’s staff has had any extensive newspaper experience or training; nevertheless, the future looks very promising, particularly since Claude Brodeur has secured a full-time secretary for the Board of Publications.

GARNET The new modern restaurant in Kitchener I

located between the Capitol and Lyric Theatres New furniture is expected by Oct.

10. This, along with the new hot plate, will give the newspaper office a much more comfortable atmos-

phere. (Yvonne, our secretary, even brings in flowers).

20% student discount card available

Before going to the show meet your

It goes without saying, of course, that new talent will be most welcome, with or without experience. Just leave your name at our office; we’ll do the rest.

friends at the Garnet Restaurant