16th Anniversary Review
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16TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW10.10.14
CURRENT SITUATION
- UPWARD TREND !
- MARRIAGE LICENSE SECURE IN FIRE PROOF SAFE !
- OFFSPRING HAPPY & HEALTHY !
- OPEN MALE/FEMALE FLATULENCE HIGHLY TOLERATED
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CURRENT SITUATION
BACKGROUND
1994 DODGE SHADOW
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$5256 CREDIT CARD IN DEBT
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PARENT’S BASEMENT
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MEMPHIS.
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YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
16 ROTATIONS AROUND THIS
YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
APPROX. 13,140 OF THESE
YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
THIS HAS BEEN SAID APPROX. 12,000 TIMES
YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
WE’VE MADE APPROX. 4,296 OF THESE.
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WE’VE DONE THIS TIMES.
YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
YOU’VE DONE THIS 0* TIMES.
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*TO MY KNOWLEDGE
YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
BY LAND, AIR AND SEA, WE HAVE TRAVELLED APPROX. 642,000 MILES TOGETHER.
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YEAR-TO-DATE ANALYTICS
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THANK YOU