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FALSE.ItistruethattherearenosnakesinIreland.However,thesnakeswerekilledoff,notbySt.Patrick,butbythelasticeage.Approximately10,000yearsago,Ireland,aswellasmostoftherestofnorthernEurope,wascoveredinice.Oncetheclimatewarmedup,snakesreturnedtonorthernEurope,buttheywerecutoffbytherisingoceanbeforetheycouldmaketheirwaybacktoIreland.Onlythreespeciesofsnakeswereabletore-colonizeGreatBritain—thegrasssnake,smoothsnakeandthead-der.Today,manyscholarsbelievethatthesnakesintheSt.PatricklegendwereactuallymetaphorsfortheDruids.

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*Theroomrateslistedaboveareperperson,persemester.Althoughthesearetheprojectedratesforthe2011–2012schoolyear,allratesaresubjecttochange.Recently,thehousingdepartment

conductedabulletinboarddesign

competitionamongthestaffoftheresidencehalls.Selden,ReedandStickneyHallschosetoparticipateinthecompetition.StickneyHallwonthecompetitionwithaSt.Patrick’sDaythemedbulletinboardaboutpossibleroomselectionoptionsfor

Stickney’scurrentresidentsfornextyear.Ifyouhaveanyquestionsabout

housingpleasevisitthehousingWebsiteathttp://www.uwa.edu/resi-dence_life.aspxorcallthehousingofficeat(205)652-3686.

Areyouplanningtoliveoncam-pusduringthe2011-2012schoolyear?Ifso,youshouldknowthatthefirstandsecondpriorityselectiondateshavepassed,soitisofutmostimportanceforyoutofilloutyour

housingapplicationimmediately.ApplicationscanbefoundinthehousingofficeinBrockHall.Theap-plicationforreturningresidentsis$30;however,ifyouhavenotpaidyourdeposit,youwillberequiredtopaya

$100refundabledeposit.Housingoptionshavechanged

forthe2011-2012schoolyear,soitisimportantthatyoubecomefamiliarwithyouroptions.

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FocusedCommunityformen.MostofthestudentswholiveatSpiethHallareintheirfirstyearofcollege,al-thoughothermalestudentsarewelcome.LocatednearWallaceHallandtheStudentUnionBuilding,SpiethHallisatraditionalresidencehallwithcommunitybathroomslocatedoneachwing.RoomsinSpiethHallaccom-modate2residents.

SpiethHall•$1,280*

SeldenHallisaFreshmanFocusedCommunityforwomen.MostofthewomenwholiveatSeldenHallareintheirfirstyearofcollege,butotherfemalestudentsarewelcome.LocatednearWallaceHallandtheStudentUnionBuilding,SeldenHallisatraditionalresidencehallwithcommunitybathroomsoneachwing.RoomsinSeldenHallaccommodate2resi-dents.

SeldenHall•$1,280*

StickneyHallisaResidentialScholarsCommunityformenandwomen.LocatednearBibbGravesHallandtheTutwilerLibrary,StickneygivesprioritytonewfreshmenattendingUWAonaTrusteeScholarship.OtherfreshmenmayalsoliveatStick-neyHall,ifspaceisavailable.EachroomatStickneyHallisequippedwithaprivatebath-roomandkitchenette.RoomsinStickneyHallaccommodate1-3residents.ThemajorityoftheroomsinStickneyaredesignedfordoubleoccupancy.

StickneyHall•$1,720*

ReedHallisaResidentialScholarsCommunityformenandwomen.LocatedneartheStudentUnionBuilding,ReedisreservedfornewfreshmenattendingUWAonaTrusteeScholarship.EachroomatReedisequippedwithaprivatebathroom,mini-fridgeandstovetop.RoomsinReedHallaccommodate2residents.

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LocatednearWallaceHallandthecafeteria,PattersonHallisaResidentialScholarsCommunityformenandwomen.PattersonisreservedforsophomoresandaboveattendingUWAonaTrusteeScholarship.Preferredroom-matesofeligiblestudentsmayalsoliveatPatterson,ifspaceisavailable.Eachroomisequippedwithaprivatebathroomandkitchenette.RoomsinPattersonHallac-commodate2residents.

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LocatedneartheStudentUnionBuilding,Hoover(Phase1)isanapartmentcommunityforsophomoresandabove.Eachfurnishedapartmentconsistsoftwodoublebedrooms,twobathrooms,alivingroomandafullkitchen.Preferenceinassign-mentsisgiventogroupsoffourstudentsthatapplytogether.HooverApartments-Phase1isdesignedtoaccommodate4residentswith2residentstoeachbedroomarea.

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LocatedneartheStudentUnionBuilding,Hoover(Phase2)isanapartmentcommunityforsophomoresandabove.Eachfurnishedapartmentconsistsoffoursinglebed-rooms,twobathrooms,alivingroomandafullkitchen.HooverApartments-Phase2isdesignedtoaccommodate4residentswith1residentineachbedroomarea.

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SinceAlabamaSouthernCommunityCol-legedepartedformUWA’sDemopolisHigherEducationin2009,theUniversityhasbeenin

searchforalocalcommunitycollegethatwouldmeettherequirementsforthetechnicalandworkforceprogramsofferedinDemopolis.Aftertwoyearsofsearching,theUniversityofWestAlabamawel-comesSheltonStateCommunity

CollegeasituniteswiththeDemopolisHigherEducationCenter.UWAPresidentRichardD.Hollandrecently

stated,“TheUniversityofWestAlabamawel-comesSheltonStateasourpartnerinservingtheneedsoftheCityofDemopolisandareaschools,business,andindustry.”UnitingwiththeDemopolisHigherEducationCenterwillbetterallowSheltonStateCommunityCol-lege’soriginalmissiontoservethecommu-

nitywithopportunitiesoflearningtechnicalandworkforceskillstocometofruition.Forexample,theseskillswillincludeelectronic,welding,andindustrialmaintenance.Ontheotherside,SheltonStatePresi-

dentMarkA.Heinrich,Ph.D.,stated,“Inthesechallengingeconomictimes,wearedelightedtoplayaroleinthedevelopmentofthisimportantaspectofeducationinWestAlabama.Itisimperativethatwepursecost-effectivewaystodelivertrainingandeducationalopportunitieslikethoseofferedthroughtheDemopolishigherEducationCenter.”Eventhoughtheseinstitutionsarejoiningtooffertechnicalskillclasses,UWA’sProvostDr.DavidM.TaylorisconfidentthattheCenterwillcontinuetoofferacademiccoursesforthebasiccurriculumaswellasgraduatecourseswhileexpandingthesuccessfuldualenrollmentandcontinuingeducationprograms.BecausetheDemopolisHigherEducation

CenterhaspartneredwithSheltonState,theProvostaddsthatalthoughUWAandSheltonStatearecurrentlytheonlyactivepartners,AuburnandtheUniversityofAlabamamaypossiblyoffertheirservicesinthefuture.

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AproductionofBarryBradford’splay“TheFaceintheWindow”willbepresentedattheHistoricalPickensCourthouseinCarrollton,Ala.,at2:00p.m.onApril16andApril17andat7:00p.m.onApril14,15and16.UWA’sownWillieWilliamshasthestarringroleasHenryWells.Ticketsare$25,andtheymaybepurchasedonlineatwww.courthousewin-dow.com.TheplayissponsoredbytheFirstNationalBankofCentralAlabamaandbytheAlabamaStateCouncilontheArts.

the face in the window to be presented in carrollton, ala.

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IfyoumissedProfessorJoeMartin’smotivationaltalklastMondaynight,you

couldbecute.Martinwel-

comedmorethan100studentstoBibbGravesAuditoriumwith“Ihopetheprofessorswhomadeyoucomeheretonightaregivingyouextracredit.”Martinbegan

withapoemabouthischildhood,relatingthathegrewupinasectionofMiami,Fla.,wheregangviolencewasaneverydaypartoflife.Hewasnotagoodstudentuntilhedecidedthatcollegewasthekeytoget-tingouthispresentcircumstances.Andhedid.MartingraduatedfromtheUniversityof

WestFlordiainPensacolaattheageof20.HesaidhewastheonlyblackstudentandwasyoungerthatmostoftheotherstudentsattendingthissmallcollegeaworldawayfromMiami.HewentontobecometheyoungestprofessorinthestateofFlordiaatage24.Heispresi-dentandfounderofRealWorldUniver-sity,anInternetresourcecenterwhichhelpsstudentssucceedinschool.He

hasreceivedmanyawardsandhonors;amongthemostimpressiveis“CollegeSpeakeroftheYear.”Martinwentontosay,“Iamhumble

andproudtobeheretonight.”Hetoldthecaptivegroupthathewouldspeaktothemasifitwasthelastdayofhislife.Healsosaidhismothertoldhimnottobecutewhenhelefthomeforcollege.“Beugly!”sheproclaimed.Thenhebegantoexplainthediffer-

encebetweencutepeopleanduglypeople.Cutepeoplecomplainaboutminor

things;theydojustenoughtogetby,andtheygetworriedeasily.Cutepeoplearealsoafraidtoaskforhelp.Uglypeopledon’tcomplain;theydo

theirbest,workhard,anddon’tgetup-set.Theyknowhowtoaskforhelpwhentheyneedit,andtheyaskandaskuntilsomeonehelpsthem.Collegestudentspayforthisassistance.Martinchallengedtheaudience,saying,“YoudonotwanttoleavethisUniversitywithoutusingalltheresourcesavailabletoyou!”Martincontinued,“Cutepeoplelose

focus;uglypeoplehavenothingtolose—theyfighttotheend.”Hetoldastoryabouthisbestfriendwhowasal-waysfighting.Heneverwon,buthewasalwaysfighting.Andhealwaysstartedthefight.Cutepeoplegotoseeothers,likeyouhavecometonighttoseeme.

Uglypeopleareseen!”Martinendedhistalkbytellingthe

students,“CutemeansCateringUncon-sciouslyToEveryone.UglymeansUnder-standingGodLovesYou-justthewayyouare.”Heconcluded.“Now,gooutthere,andbeUGLY!”

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rived.Thisdocu-mentarymadebyParamountPicturesshowsagreatviewofJustin’slife.Itisadocu-

mentaryunlikeanyother.Ratherthanhavingpeoplesitdownandconstantlyinterview,thisdocumentaryshowsthelifeofthefamoussinger.Thisfilmhasmuchmore

entertainmentqualitythantheaveragedocumentary.Naturally,itbeginsbyshowinghowhe

wasfirstdiscovered.Afteritgivesade-tailedaccountofhisdiscoveryandcom-mentsmadebysomeofthemostimpor-tantpeopleinhisdiscovery,thefilmtraceshisprogressiontothesoldoutconcertatMadisonSquareGarden.Again,themoviedefiesthestereotype

ofdocumentariesbynotonlyshowingJustintalkingbutalsobyshowingfoot-ageofthewayhebehavesbackstageandwhenheishome.Itdepictshimasanormalpersonandnotjustasafamoussingerwholetsfamegotohishead.Thesemomentsareprettyfunny,andthemovieismuchbetterthananyonecouldexpect.Fromscreamingfanstoshootingbasket-

ballwithhisfriends,thishitstar’slifemoti-vatesotherstostrivetoreachtheirgoals.Itisquitepossiblythebestdocumentaryevermadeaboutarisingstar.

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TheAlabamaWomen’sHallofFamehasthreeofSumterCounty’smostfamouswomenonitslistofAla-

bama’shonoredwomen.AllUWAstudents,residentsofLivingston,andAlumniwillrec-ognizetwooftheladies,andstudentsofDr.Brownwillrec-ognizethethird.JuliaStrudwickTutwilerwasbornonAugust15,1841,inTuscaloo-

sa,Ala.Shewasdevotedtoeducation.HerfathersenthertostudyinthebestschoolsintheUnitedStatesandabroad.ShereturnedtoAlabamatoteachthetechniquesshehadlearnedinEuropetootherladieswhowishedtolearn.Tutwilerbecameco-principalofthe

LivingstonFemaleAcademyandStateNormalCollege(nowUWA)in1880.Thiswasthefirstfemaleschooltoreceivestatefunding.Inexchangeforaneduca-tionandateachingcertificate,theladiespromisedtoteachinAlabamafortwoyears,muchliketoday.Tutwilerbecamepresidentofhercol-

legelaterin1890.Althoughshetraveledextensivelyforhermanycauses,shelivedandworkedinLivingstonuntilherretire-ment.JuliaStrudwickTutwilerretiredin1910

anddiedofcanceronMarch24,1916.SheleftalegacyofhardworkandasmallscholarshipfundtoUWA.SheleftherworkwiththefemaleprisonsysteminAlabama.ShealsoleftthewordstoourAlabamastatesong,“Alabama,Alabama,wewillayebetruetothee!”ShewasinductedintotheAlabamaWomen’sHallofFamein1971.RubyPickensTarttwasbornJanuary13,

1880,inLivingston,Ala.SheownedoneofthefirstcarsinAlabama.Inthiscar,shetraveledtoLivingstonFemaleAcademyandAlabamaStateNormalCollege.Onceshearrivedthere,shestudiedunderJuliaStrudwickTutwiler.ShestudiedartinNewYorkandreturnedtoLivingstonNor-malCollegetoteachartinherownway.Tarttmarriedherchildhoodsweetheart

in1904.WilliamPrattTarttworkedinhisfamily’sbank.TarttbecamefriendswithanEnglish

teacher,CarlCramer,whotaughtattheUniversityofAlabama.Shebecametheinspirationforhisbook“StarsFellonAlabama.”TheGreatDepressionhitTarttandher

familyhard,justasitdideveryoneelse.ShefoundajobworkingwiththeWorksProgressAdministration,assistingJohnAllenLomaxinhisworkofrecordingfolksongssungbyformerslavesandtheirchildren.Theyrecordedover300songsduringtheirfirsttriparoundthecounty.TheserecordingsarepreservedintheSmithsonianInstitutioninWashington,DC.TarttworkedasalibrarianinthePublicLibraryinLivingstonfrom1940until1964.Thecurrentlibrarybuildingwasnamedforher.Tarttalsocollectedfolktales.SheusedtheseinherstoriesaboutlifeinWestAlabama.HermanuscriptsarehousedintheJuliaTutwilerLibraryonthecampusoftheUniversityofWestAlabama.RubyPickensTarttwillforeverbeknown

forthefolksongs,folktalesandstoriesshehelpedrecord,savingapartofSumterCountyhistoryandcultureforgenerationstocome.ShewasinductedintotheAla-bamaWomen’sHallofFamein1980.VeraHallwasbornin1902nearLivings-

ton.Shelivedaquietlifeuntilthelate1930swhenhertalentasasingerwasdiscoveredbyRubyPickensTartt.TarttintroducedHalltoJohnA.Lomax.LomaxrecordedmanyoftheoldspritualsHalllearnedfromhermotherandfather.Shealsosangfolksongsandmodern(1930-40s)bluesandjazz.SheeventraveledtoNewYorktoperformatColumbiaUniversity.Frequently,Hall’ssongsarere-recordedorplayedforanewaudienceofmusiclovers,andsheisrediscovered.Adele“Vera”Halldiedin1964.Her

unmarkedgraveisinLivingstonCemeteryneartheMorningStarBaptistChurch.Hermusiclivesonintherecordingsshemadeduringthe1930-1940s.HerinterviewswithLomaxweretranscribedintoabiography.In“TheRainbowSign,”LomaxcomparedHall’ssingingto“adeepvoicedshep-herd’sflute.”Hallwasthe2005inducteeintotheAlabamaWomen’sHallofFame.Women’sHistoryMonthisaspecial

timetorememberourgreatladiesofhistory.Inthepasttwoweeks,wehaveonlydiscussedsixofthemanywomenofWestAlabamawhohelpedtomakeourstateabetterplacetolive.Mayweneverforgettheirplaceinourhistory.

sumter county’s women in historywomen’s history month

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MyfavoritepartofSt.Patrick’sDayhasalwaysbeenbuildingLeprechauntraps.Ourfamilyoftenwatched“DarbyO’GillandtheLittlePeople”(a1959filmabouta

manwhobefriendstheLeprechaunking)thenightbeforeSt.Patrick’sDay.Afterward,mybrotherandIwouldputourmindstogetherandcreatetrapsoutoftheanythingandeverythingthatmightattractthelittlecreatures.Weusedtinfoil,cardboardboxes,buckets,greenwaterandcountlessotherhouseholdob-jects.Evenafterweknewleprechaunsweren’treal,wewouldbuildtrapsformylittlebrother.IhavebeentoldtherearebetterwaystocelebrateSaint

Patrick’sDaythanbuildtrapsandwatchmovies.Istillhaveahardtimebelievingit,butifyouareinterestedinatraditionalcelebration,therearenumerousoptions!I’llgoaheadandhighlighttwohere.Hal’sandMal’s29thannualcelebrationwillbeheldinJack-

son,Miss.,onMarch19.Attendeeswillenjoyconcerts,dances,runs,entertainmentforchildren,and,ofcoursetheparade.The

KreweofKazoo,O’TuxSociety,ShamrockGatorSocietyandRudeBoyswillbehostingentertainmentinordertoraisemoneyfortheBlaireE.BatsonHos-pitalforChildren.Formoreinformationaboutthiscelebration,checkouthttp://www.halsandmals.com.Areyougoingtobeclosertothecoastovertheweekend?InBiloxi,aslightlyless-

moderncelebrationfeaturesflagbearers,bagpipes,leprechaunsandhorse-drawncar-riages.AnIrishDerbyand5Krunwillbeheldsimultaneouslywiththeparade.ThiseventisputonbytheHiberniaMarchingSocietyofMississippi,whichaimstopromoteinterestinIrishheritageandculture.http://hiberniamarchingsociety.com/

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Over33,000cheeredanddancedashighschoolandcollegebandsalikeblastedoutsomeoftheirbesttunes

whilemarchingthroughoutDowntownMobile.Notfarbehindthem,beadsflewinto

eagerhandsandwereimmediatelywornwithpride.TossedMoonPiesfulfilleddesiresforaquicksnack.Someweresavedtobesavoredatalatertime.Theweatherwasn’tquiteperfect;but

foroneday,atleast,neitherrainnoranybadweather,forthatmatter,couldruinthisMardiGrasCreweofColumbusparadeparty.Leadingthewaywasabandthatbe-

ganmarchingintheCreweofColumbusseveralyearsagoasasmall,unknowngroup.ManythoughttheywereactuallyrepresentativesofapepbandfromtheUniversityofAlabama.GlennSmith,UniversityofWestAla-

bamabanddirector,reflected,“WhenIcamebacktoUWAandacceptedthisposition10yearsago,thebandprogramwasundergoingadisintegrationfromwhatitwasduringmydaysasastudentbecausethemusicmajorhadbeenrecentlydroppedbytheUniversity.SoIbasicallyhadtorebuilditfromscratch.Iwentaroundcampusanddidsomeheavyrecruiting.Bythenextyear,we’dincreasedto55membersandwereabletomarch.“We’llalwaysbeloyaltotheCrewe

ofColumbusforgivingUWAachancewhennobodyelseprobablywouldhave.Westartedoffintheparadenearthebackforthreeyearsstraight,butaswegrewinnumbersandputinalotofhardwork,peoplestartedtorecognizewhattheScarletBandfromTigerLandtrulyis.Weearnedtherespectofmany.BeingtheleadbandinthisMobileparadetodayisabighonor.Itisalsoatestamenttohowfarwe’vecomeinmytimeasdirector.”Thisyear,aschoolrecordhighof156

studentsmarchedwiththeScarletBandfromTigerLand,includinganotherrecordof41highschoolstudentsrepresenting23schoolsfromAlabamaandMississippi.Smithdevelopedtheideaofinviting

highschoolstudentstomarchwithUWAintheCreweofColumbusparadesever-alyearsagoasarecruitingtool.Initially,onlysevenoreightstudentsparticipated.CurrentUWAseniorSethSteinhilberwas

oneofthoseluckystudents.“WhenIwasinthebandatTuscaloosaCountyHighSchool,IachievedAll-State.AllstudentswhoreceivethathonorarealsoinvitedtotheDistrictHonorBandfestival.ItwasthroughthatexperienceIendedupspendingsometimeontheUWAcam-pus.However,myfinaldecisiononwhereIwantedtoenrollcameasaresultofmarchingwiththebandintheCrewe

ofColumbus.Thatexperiencewasanamazinghonor.”Manyoftheinvitedhighschool

studentshavepreviouslyappliedforenrollmentatUWAwhileafewothersarethoseSmithandAdamAnderson,hisassistantbanddirector,havepersonallyrecruited.Allofthemaresentlettersandaregiventheoptionofparticipating.Thisyear,Smithreceived60responses,

buthecouldonlytake41duetothelackofuniformsandotheressentials.Smithhopesthosewhoweren’tselectedstillenrollatUWAinthefall.Healsoholdshopethattheupcomingsemesterwillofficiallymarkhislong-standinggoalofachieving150bandmembers.AdamGreeneandhisbestfriend

DylanGardner,bothofFruitdaleHighSchool,havealreadycommittedtojoin-ingtheTigerfamily.“IlovetheprogramhereatUWA.Com-

ingfromasmallhighschool,it’sgoingtobeorshouldbeagreattransition,”Greeneexplained.“IplaybassdrumandhavehadtheopportunityrecentlytoworkwithMr.Anderson,whoisalsothepercussionleader.Hisworkethicisphe-nomenal.Althoughyoucanclearlytellhe’saboutbusiness,Mr.Andersonalsohasthis‘chill’sideandisaverycoolguy.Ontheplusside,Mr.Smithisalong-timefamilyfriend.Invitinghighschoolseniors,suchasmeandDylan,tomarchwiththebandwasasmartidea.Itallowsustoseewhatthisparticularbandisallabout.”Andersonlikesthefactthatthehigh

schoolstudentsarediversifiedandcomefromalltypesofbackgrounds.Healsosaidthat,unlikebiggeruniversitybands,UWAdoesn’ttypecast.“Certainschoolswantonetypeofsound.HereatUWA,weacceptallstylesofmusicians.Itallblendstogetherandcreatesthisone-of-a-kindsound.Wealsowantmembersofourbandtohavesomesenseoffreedomtobewhotheyare.”Thisyear’sparadealsosawanother

firstforUWA.Theuniversity’sNationalAlumniAssociationheldaMardiGraspartyattheCaféRoyalerestaurantthatwashostedbytheBaldwinCountyandMobileCountyalumnichapters.TyAnneStone,UWAdirectorofalumni

affairs,saysAlexSadd,formerpresidentoftheMobileChapter,suggestedtherestaurantbecauseheoftengoestheretowatchtheparade.Saddisalsoa1975graduateofUWA,thenknownasLivings-tonUniversity.“TheideaforthisMardiGrasparty

cameaboutassomethingtogetMobileandBaldwinCountyalumnichaptersmoreinvolved.Wehaveastrongalumnibaseinthoseareas.Iwasreallyexcitedathoweverythingturnedout.Every-bodyhadagreattime.Weplantodothisagainnextyearandhopefullyfromthere,makeitanannualevent.”

ThebrothersofTKEaresellingwristbandsfor$2.00apiecetosupporttheAlzheimer’sAssociationinhonorofPresidentRonaldReagan,aformermemberofthefraternity.ReagandiedofthediseaseonJune5,2004.AllproceedsfromthesaleofthewristbandswillbedonatedtotheAlzheimer’sAssociation.Formoreinformation,[email protected].

tke raises money for alzheimer’s association

Acookingclasstitled“AsianCooking101”willbeheldatLandHallKitchenonthecampusoftheUniversityofWestAlabamaonMonday,March21.Theclasswilllastfrom6:00p.m.until8:00p.m.Thecostoftheclass,whichincludesutensilsandmateri-als,is$10.ThefocusoftheclassismakingKoreandumplings,alsoknownas“Mandu”or“Kyoja.”Participantswilllearnhowtomakefillings,howtowrapdumplingdough,andhowtomakepanfrieddumplingsanddumplingsoup.Toreserveyourseatintheclass,[email protected].

asian cooking 101scarlet band leads mardi gras paradedirector glenn smith sets new record with 41 high school students from 23 alabama and mississippi schools

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The University of West Alabama’s Livingston Press

A State of Laughter

Don Noble follows his popular Alabama collection, Climbing

Mt. Cheaha, with an anthology of comic �ction from Alabama. Featuring funny stories by Tom Franklin, Suzanne Hudson, Lee Smith, Michelle Richmond, and

our very own curmudgeonly Joe Taylor.

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prairies set afirevolunteers attempt to revert prairies to natural state

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Twodays,40acres,adieselandgasolinemixtureand11volunteers.ThisistheequationthattookontheUWAprairiesonMarch11-12,2011.

RobbyLimerick,lakelumanager,tookanenviromentalrestora-tionclassasagraduatestudentin2003.“Duringmyclass,welearnedaboutsuccessionofenviroments,andIwantedtofindawaytoreverttheprairiesorresettheclockofsuccession,”hesaid.TheprairiescontainaEuropean-importedgrasscalledfescue.

Thisgrass,whileexcellentforpasturesandgrazinganimals,ishabituallywrongforthenativespeciestothepraries,suchasmiceorquails.Dr.LeeStanton,ecologyprofessor,saidthereasonforburning

theprairiesisbecausetheexotic,importedgrasseshavenotbuiltatolerancetofire.However,nativeprairiegrasses,suchasthe

gammagrassandthebushybluestemgrasshaveevolvedandthriveinitspresence.“Theexoticgrassesarewhatwecallturfgrasses,whichformacarpet-likesurface,

butbecausetheprairie’snaturalwildlifeisprimarilyground-dwellinganimals,itdoesnotsupplypropercoverorfoodforthem,”Stantonsaid.“Thegammagrassandothernativegrassesarewhatwecallbunchgrasses,andtheydojustthat.Theyformclumpsthatprovidecoveringtotheanimals.”Havingthesenaturalgrassespromotesthenativewildlifetogrowintheseareas.“Anotherproblemwiththeexoticgrassesformingaflattopsurfaceisthatthe

grounddwellershavenoescaperoutes.Ifahawkiscomingforamouse,hehasnowheretogo,”hesaid.Manyprecautionsgointoplanningtheburningoftheprairies.Forthisreason,Stan-

tonofferedextracredittohisecologystudentswhowouldvolunteertheirhelp.JoshJones,juniorenviromentalsciencemajor,wasoneofthevolunteeringstu-

dents.“Itwasagreatlearningexperience,”Jonessaid.“Wegottogooutandexperi-

encehands-onwhatittakestotryandstopthesuccessionoftheprairies.”StantonandLimerickarecreatingathree-day“BurnManagerTrainingCourse”

thatwillpremiereonMay24,2011.“Theclass’focusistohelplandownersbetterunderstandfireapplicationand

management.Theywillalsobelearninghowtominimizethelikelihoodofescapedfiresandsmokeliability,”Stantonsaid.

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Winnerof the 2004

New York Drama Critics Circle

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Awards, Intimate Apparel is the

complex and moving portrait of

Esther, a middle-aged African-

American woman who lives in a

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Starring Ashley Betts, Mary Nicholson, Daniel Ochocki, LeAnthony Walker, Clare Findley, Kyla Candies

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Prices Good Wednesday, March 16 through Tuesday, March 22, 2011

FreshGround Beef

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20 oz. Loaf

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$199LB.

$249Boneless

Rump Roast

USDA Choice

LB.

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$149Bone-In Sirloin

Pork Chops

Family PackLean & Tender

LB.

99¢Fryer Thighs or

Drumsticks

USDA InspectedFamily Pack, Fresh

LB.

Cut FreshDaily

in Store!

Ground Fresh In Store Several Times Daily!

SunnyDelight

64 oz. BottleSelected Varieties 99¢

QUANITY RIGHTS RESERVED. NO SALES TO DEALERSSOME ITEMS MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT ALL STORES. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR

TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS. PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST.

Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details

PillsburyGrands Biscuits

16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes

4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Zatarain’sRice Mix

6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Red RipeStrawberries

1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR

24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans

$1697

750 mlAssorted Varieties

Arbor MistWines

$299Budweiser or

Bud LightBeer

Coca-ColaProducts

12 Pack, 12 oz. CansSelected Varieties

3/$10FOR

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QUANITY RIGHTS RESERVED. NO SALES TO DEALERS. SOME ITEMS MAY NOT BE AVAIL-

ABLE AT ALL STORES. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS.

PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST. IF WE RUN OUT OF A SALE ITEM WE WILL

SUBSTITUTE AN ITEM OF EQUAL VALUE OR PROVIDE A RAINCHECK UPON REQUEST.

F R E S H M A R K E T

TombstonePizza

12 InchSelected Varieties

Bunny Old Fashioned

Bread

20 oz. Loaf

Best ChoiceLarge Eggs

1 DozenGrade 1

NiagaraDrinking Water

24 Pack1/2 Liter Bottles

99¢ 99¢

3/$10FOR

2/$5FOR

Gallon PailAssorted VarietiesAlways Save

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FreshGround Beef

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$199LB.

$249Boneless

Rump Roast

USDA Choice

LB.

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in Store!

$149Bone-In Sirloin

Pork Chops

Family PackLean & Tender

LB.

99¢Fryer Thighs or

Drumsticks

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LB.

Cut FreshDaily

in Store!

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64 oz. BottleSelected Varieties 99¢

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TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS. PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST.

Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details

PillsburyGrands Biscuits

16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes

4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Zatarain’sRice Mix

6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Red RipeStrawberries

1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR

24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans

$1697

750 mlAssorted Varieties

Arbor MistWines

$299Budweiser or

Bud LightBeer

Coca-ColaProducts

12 Pack, 12 oz. CansSelected Varieties

3/$10FOR

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QUANITY RIGHTS RESERVED. NO SALES TO DEALERS. SOME ITEMS MAY NOT BE AVAIL-

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PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST. IF WE RUN OUT OF A SALE ITEM WE WILL

SUBSTITUTE AN ITEM OF EQUAL VALUE OR PROVIDE A RAINCHECK UPON REQUEST.

F R E S H M A R K E T

TombstonePizza

12 InchSelected Varieties

Bunny Old Fashioned

Bread

20 oz. Loaf

Best ChoiceLarge Eggs

1 DozenGrade 1

NiagaraDrinking Water

24 Pack1/2 Liter Bottles

99¢ 99¢

3/$10FOR

2/$5FOR

Gallon PailAssorted VarietiesAlways Save

Ice Cream$399

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FreshGround Beef

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$199LB.

$249Boneless

Rump Roast

USDA Choice

LB.

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$149Bone-In Sirloin

Pork Chops

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LB.

99¢Fryer Thighs or

Drumsticks

USDA InspectedFamily Pack, Fresh

LB.

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in Store!

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SunnyDelight

64 oz. BottleSelected Varieties 99¢

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TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS. PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST.

Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details

PillsburyGrands Biscuits

16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes

4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Zatarain’sRice Mix

6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Red RipeStrawberries

1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR

24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans

$1697

750 mlAssorted Varieties

Arbor MistWines

$299Budweiser or

Bud LightBeer

Coca-ColaProducts

12 Pack, 12 oz. CansSelected Varieties

3/$10FOR

625 Hwy 80 EastDemopolis, Alabama

QUANITY RIGHTS RESERVED. NO SALES TO DEALERS. SOME ITEMS MAY NOT BE AVAIL-

ABLE AT ALL STORES. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS.

PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST. IF WE RUN OUT OF A SALE ITEM WE WILL

SUBSTITUTE AN ITEM OF EQUAL VALUE OR PROVIDE A RAINCHECK UPON REQUEST.

F R E S H M A R K E T

TombstonePizza

12 InchSelected Varieties

Bunny Old Fashioned

Bread

20 oz. Loaf

Best ChoiceLarge Eggs

1 DozenGrade 1

NiagaraDrinking Water

24 Pack1/2 Liter Bottles

99¢ 99¢

3/$10FOR

2/$5FOR

Gallon PailAssorted VarietiesAlways Save

Ice Cream$399

Prices Good Wednesday, March 16 through Tuesday, March 22, 2011

FreshGround Beef

Family Pack

$199LB.

$249Boneless

Rump Roast

USDA Choice

LB.

Cut FreshDaily

in Store!

$149Bone-In Sirloin

Pork Chops

Family PackLean & Tender

LB.

99¢Fryer Thighs or

Drumsticks

USDA InspectedFamily Pack, Fresh

LB.

Cut FreshDaily

in Store!

Ground Fresh In Store Several Times Daily!

SunnyDelight

64 oz. BottleSelected Varieties 99¢

QUANITY RIGHTS RESERVED. NO SALES TO DEALERSSOME ITEMS MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT ALL STORES. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR

TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS. PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST.

Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details

PillsburyGrands Biscuits

16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes

4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Zatarain’sRice Mix

6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢

Red RipeStrawberries

1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR

24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans

$1697

750 mlAssorted Varieties

Arbor MistWines

$299Budweiser or

Bud LightBeer

Coca-ColaProducts

12 Pack, 12 oz. CansSelected Varieties

3/$10FOR

625 Hwy 80 EastDemopolis, Alabama

QUANITY RIGHTS RESERVED. NO SALES TO DEALERS. SOME ITEMS MAY NOT BE AVAIL-

ABLE AT ALL STORES. NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PICTORIAL ERRORS.

PRICES GOOD WHILE QUANTITIES LAST. IF WE RUN OUT OF A SALE ITEM WE WILL

SUBSTITUTE AN ITEM OF EQUAL VALUE OR PROVIDE A RAINCHECK UPON REQUEST.

F R E S H M A R K E T

TombstonePizza

12 InchSelected Varieties

Bunny Old Fashioned

Bread

20 oz. Loaf

Best ChoiceLarge Eggs

1 DozenGrade 1

NiagaraDrinking Water

24 Pack1/2 Liter Bottles

99¢ 99¢

3/$10FOR

2/$5FOR

Gallon PailAssorted VarietiesAlways Save

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TheNationalAssociationforStockCarAutoRacing,alsoknownasNASCAR,isa

multi-billiondollarprivateindustrythatthrivesoffofendorsementsbycompaniesandtheapproximately75millionfanswhoencompassthesport.NASCARauto-

mobiledriversarelikecontractors,andthatallowsfortheindustryto

compensatethemsignificantly“lessthantheircounterpartsinotherprofessionalsports,”saysSteveBrachmann,eHowcontributor.Driversreceiveatremendousamountofincomethroughendorse-mentsfromoutsidecompanies.JeffGordon,NASCAR

driverforthenumber24DupontChevrolet,receivedanastonish-ing32milliondollarslastyear,whichmakeshimthehighestpaiddriverever,butanenormousamountofthatmoneycomesfromendorsementsfromoutsidecompanieswhowishtodisplaytheirnameonthecarofoneofthemostpopulardriversinthesporttoday.Allsportshaveincommonahandful

ofathleteswhowillneverbeforgottenaslongastheworldremainsinexistence.NASCAR’shandfulofathletes/driversincludessuchnamesasRichardPetty,DarrellWaltrip,DaleJarrett,andBobbyAllison,whowereallsuccessfulbeyondtheirwildestimaginations,buttheycan-notcomparetotheNASCARloreofDaleEarnhardt.Earnhardtwasthegreatestdriverever

toraceinthesport,andhisdominantracingabilityearnedhimthetitlethe“Intimidator.”TheoneracetrackthatalwaysgaveDaleEarnhardtproblemswastheDaytona500.HefinallywonhisfirstandonlyDaytona500in1998.On

February18,2001,inhisfinallapoftheDaytona500,Earnhardtwasinvolvedinahorrificwreck.Onthatday,theworldwasdevastatedbythewordsofNASCARPresidentMikeHelton:“We’velostDaleEarnhardt.”Hisdeathwasoneofthose“transcen-

denteventsinsports,”saysUSCprofessorDavidCarter.Themostpowerfulpersoninasportholdingitsstardrivertothelime-lighteverytimehesteppedonatrackwasgone.Theonlythingleftwasaworldaskinghowcouldthishappentohim.Themaineffectthathisdeathhadon

thesportofNASCARwasontheissueofsafetyforthedrivers.TomGideon,NA-SCAR’sDirectorofSafetyResearchandDevelopment,saysthatbeforehisdeath,“therewasanactiveplantomakethingssaferwithinNASCAR,butitreallytookonaddedemphasisafterDale’sdeath.”

Sincehisdeath,therehasnotbeenafatalityinanyofNASCAR’sthreemajorracingseries.Lately,thebig

environmentalissueisthatofcleanerairandloweremissionsfromin-

dustries.Toaddressthisconcern,PoconoRacewayinPennsylvaniaisplanningtoimplementasolarfacilityfortheentirespeedway.IfNASCARisabletoapplythistoPoconoRaceway,asnowballef-fectwouldinvokethesesolarpanelsintootherspeedwaysaswell.Ifthistechnol-ogyisactuallyimplementedintothisracetrack,“EnvironmentalNews”statesthatitwillbecomethe“world’slargestsportsvenuebasedphotovoltaicpowersite…[with]40,000solarpanelsspreadovera25acrearea”ofland.Itwillcostoverfifteenmilliondollarstoconstructthissite,buttheracewayexpectstohaveenoughmoneytocoverthecostsofthisprojectthroughticketsales.ThismassiveprojectwillbringNASCARtotheforefrontofanenvironmentallysoundworldandcouldpossiblyintroduceatrendthatdevelopsallaroundthenationand,per-haps,theworld.

OnSunday,March13,theTigerssoftballteamplayeditsfirsttwoconferencegamesathome.TheyplayedtheUniversityofNorthAlabamaLions.UNAbeatUWA3-2bothgames.Bothlosseswereheart-breakingfortheTigers.UWA’srecordisnow16-4.

ThefirstrunwasscoredbytheTigersinthefirstinning.JessicaPow-ellhitanRBItoscoreAnnaShartzer.TheTigersheldUNAscorelessuntilthe7thinning.TheLionsscoredthreerunsintheirlastatbat.KristenSkinnerpitchedthefirstsixinnings,andTaylorTucker

pitchedtheremaininginning.Skinnerallowedonlyfivehitsthrough-outthecontest.Skinnerwalkedthreeintheloss,andTuckerwalkedtwo.UWAloadedthebasesintheirlastatbatwithnoouts,butonly

onerunwasscoredbyMeaganSloketoendthegame.JessicaPowellbombedahomeruntostartthesecondgamefor

UWAtohavea1-0leadagain.TheTigerskeptUNAscorelessuntilthefourthinning,whenUNA’sNatalieHarrisonhitanRBIsingletoleftfield.

UWAcamebackwithanotherrunwhenShartzersingledtorightfieldtoscoreSloke.Thescorewas2-1goingintothefifthinning.Inthefifthinning,UNAtookthefinallead,3-2,aftertwoRBIsingles.KatieFordtookthesecondloss.Shestruckouttwo,walked

three,andallowedtenhits.ThiswastheTigers’firstback-to-backloss.TheywillheadtoFlorence,Ala.,Friday,

March18,tofacetheLionsagain.Thedoubleheaderwillstartat5p.m.TheTigerslooktocomebackandgaintwoconferencewins.

TheUWATennisteamcompetedagainsttheUniversityofWestFloridaonMarch8,2011,inPensacola,Fla.UnfortunatelyfortheTigers,thewinwasnotonthescore-boardbutwithintheplayersthemselves.Doubleswentdownwithahugefight,butneitherthemennorwomencouldseal

thedeal.Boththemenandwomenlostallthreedoubles.However,LucasNunesandLuisRuiz,thenumberthreedoublesforthemen,putupthestrongestfightbybattlingbackandforthagainsttheArgos,losing9-7.WestFloridatookthesinglesinstraightsets.Atthenumberonespot,AngyCuel-

larputupafightthatthreatenedtheopponent.Shetookfourgamesinthefirstandsecondsettolose6-4,6-4.DashaPopovaplayedatthenumberfivepositionandwasabletogetupinthefirstsettobattleitout,endinginanotsoeasyloss.WadeCovingtonwasabletomakeanameforthemen’steambyscoringthreegamesinthefirstset,losing6-3,6-1.TheTigersfinallyhadtheirfive-winstreakbrokenand

walkedawaywithanoverall6-6recordforthemenandanoverall7-5recordforthewomen.

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FourfriendswereplayingvariousinstrumentsinseveralbandsinLondonthroughoutthesummerof2007.Theywereunitedtoperforminfrontofcrowdsoffriendsinsweatyundergroundfolkclubsinthecapital.Theybondedovertheirloveofcountry,bluegrassandfolk,andtheydecidedtomakemusicthatsoundedloud,proudandlive—takingmusicthatcouldoftenbeprettyanddelicate,andfillingitwithenthusiasm,courageandconfidence.TheyareMumford&Sons,andtheyaretak-ingthemusicindustrybystorm.Mumford&Sonsreleased“SighNoMore”onFeb.16,

2010.ontheGlassnotelabel.Theirwoodeninstrumentsarebringingbackfolkmusicandmakingthegenrepopularagainwiththeirtwelvetracks.Theyhaveawarmsoundthatsoundslikesomethingyouwouldhearwhenyou

walkintoapub.“Whatwewriteaboutisreal,andwesingandplayourinstrumentsmorepassionatelybecausewefeellikeweneedto.Welovehonestmusic,”saysCountryWinston,abandmember.Songslike“TheCave”and

“LittleLionMan”havefootstompingbeatsthatfollowtheirfolkartsound.Youcan’thelpbutsingalongwithMarcusMumford’sroughyetsoothingvoice.Thedrunken,brassysoundin“WinterWinds”willwarmyourheart,andsowilltheloveballadof“WhiteBlankPage,”whereyetagainthestringsofthebanjowillbeleftringinginyourears.Afterlisteningtothisalbum,youtoowillsighnomore.

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Sexy,emotional,powerful,andheart-feltdescribesthisnew,freshtrack.Noteveninthemainstreamyet,“‘TiltheEndofTime”isjuststartingtomakeitsmark.TimothyBloomshareslovingdialoguewithV,whoisfeaturedinthesong.Itopenswithabluesyguitarandislaterjoinedwithfoot-stomp-likepercussion.What’sthebestfeatureaboutthissong?It’sfreeoniTunesthis

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RascalFlattshasdoneitagainwith“IWon’tLetGo.”Thecountryband’snewhitsinglehasbeentoppingthechartsthepastcoupleweeksandhasbeenapopularradiostationchoice.“IWon’tLetGo”sendsthemessageoffriendshipwithlyricsofsupportanddependability.ThesongopenswithJayDeMarcusonpianoandGaryLeVox(theleadsinger)singingvocals.

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1.Adelenewentry“21”(XL/Columbia)2.JustinBieberNo.1“NeverSayNever:TheRemixes(EP)”(SchoolBoy/RaymondBraun/Island)3.Mumford&SonsNo.2“SighNoMore”(GentlemanoftheRoad)4.VariousArtistsNo.3“NOW37”(Universal/EMI/SonyMusic)5.JustinBieberNo.8“MyWorld2.0”(SchoolBoy/RaymondBraun/Island)6.BrunoMarsNo.5“Doo-Wops&Hooligans”(Elektra)7.EminemNo.6“Recovery”(Web/Shady/Aftermath/Interscope)8.RihannaNo.10“Loud”(SRP/DefJam)9.NickiMinajNo.9“PinkFriday”(YoungMoney/CashMoney/UniversalMotown)10.LadyAntebellumNo.4“NeedYouNow”(CapitolNashville)

1.JasonAldeanwithKellyClarksonNo.2“Don’tYouWannaStay”(BrokenBow)2.BradPaisleyNo.3“ThisIsCountryMusic”(AristaNashville)3.TaylorSwiftNo.5“BacktoDecember”(BigMachine)4.BlakeSheltonNo.1“WhoAreYouWhenI’mNotLooking”(Reprise)5.BillyCurringtonNo.6“LetMeDownEasy”(Mercury)6.LukeBryanNo.4“SomeoneElseCallingYouBaby”(CapitolNashville)7.ThompsonSquareNo.10“AreYouGonnaKissMeOrNot”(StoneyCreek)8.LadyAntebellumNo.9“HelloWorld”(CapitolNashville)9.ZacBrownBandNo.11“ColderWeather”(SouthernGround/Atlantic)10.DariusRuckerNo.12“This”(CapitolNashville)

1.Rango(PG)animated2.TheAdjustmentBureau(PG-13)MattDamon,EmilyBlunt3.Beastly(PG-13)VanessaHudgens,Mary-KateOlsen4.HallPass(R)OwenWilson,JasonSudeikis5.Gnomeo&Juliet(G)animated6.Unknown(PG-13)LiamNeeson,JanuaryJones7.TheKing’sSpeech(R)ColinFirth,HelenaBonhamCarter8.JustGoWithIt(PG-13)AdamSandler,JenniferAniston9.IAmNumberFour(PG-13)AlexPettyfer,TimothyOlyphant10.JustinBieber:NeverSayNever:TheDirector’sFanCut(G)JustinBieber,Usher

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1.Unstoppable(PG-13)(Fox)2.BeverlyHillsChihuahua2(G)(Disney)3.ParanormalActivity2(R)(Paramount)4.LifeAsWeKnowIt(PG-13)(WarnerBros.)5.ForColoredGirls(R)(Lionsgate)6.Red(PG-13)(Summit)7.Secretariat(PG)(Disney)8.YouAgain(PG)(Disney)9.ToyStory3(G)(Disney)10.Inception(PG-13)(WarnerBros.)

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ALL MY CHILDRENAngiereturnedtoPine

ValleyandaskedJakeandAmandatobeherbaby’sgodparents.MadisonapologizedtoRyanfornottellinghimsoonerthathewasherunbornchild’sfather.JakedefendedCarawhenherprofessionalismwascalledintoquestion.RickyfoundZach’sletterstashedawayinGriffin’sbag.EmmablamedRyanafterade-lusionalAnniewastakenawaybytheauthorities.WaittoSee:ThebachelorsofPineValleyareupforauction.

THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFULStephanieandBrooke

werebacktobeingenemiesagain.ThomastoldRidgetherealreasonwhyhemadeamoveonBrooke.TaylorwasexcitedtobeStephanie’sclosestallyagain.ThomaswentagainstRidge’sordersandmadeashockingannouncementatapressconference.Madisonmis-takenlyleakedoneofFor-rester’ssecrets.Taylorrel-ishedthefactthatRidgeandBrooke’smarriagewascomingtoanend.WaittoSee:Nickreceivesasurprisingphonecall.

DAYS OF OUR LIVESEJcouldn’thelphimself

andfinallykissedTaylor.ImposterRafefoundanoldphotoofhimselfatthepolicestation.Gabirec-ognizedthethiefonthesurveillancefootageas

herbrother,Dario.JenniferandDanieldiscoveredtheyhadalotincommon,astheywerebothgoingthroughadivorce.Nathanacceptedajobatahos-pitaloutoftown.SamiwasshockedbyRafe’stemperaftershetoldhimthatDariowasmovinginwiththem.WaittoSee:VivianisdeterminedtofindoutStefano’ssecret.

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THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESSThepolicearrivedat

Sharon’shousetoarrestAdamforperjury.PhyllissecretlyboardedaplanetoThailandtosearchforAdam.Meanwhile,AdamhadsomehardquestionsforKoaaboutSkye.ChancereceivedathreateningmessagewarninghimnottotestifyorHeatherwouldbekilled.JanawenttoachurchlookingforinformationonDaisy’sbaby.WaittoSee:Abbygetsintroublewiththelaw.

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fiveminutes,theydecidedthatthebestwaytosettletheirdisputewasbyfighting.Beforetheystarted,Caseysaid,“Wewillkeeponbeatingthestuffingoutofeachotheruntiloneofuscriesout,‘Enough!’”Rileyconsented,andthetwomenbeganfighting.Casey,thelargerofthetwo,soongottheupperhand.AfterknockingRileydown,Caseysatonhisstomachandproceededtopummelhim.Rileyexclaimed,“Enough!”severaltimes,buthisadversarycontinuedhammeringawayatthesmallerman’sheadwithhisfists.AniratebystanderwalkedovertoCasey,andsaid,“Can’tyouhear‘im,man?Hesaidhe’shadenough.”CaseystoppedbeatingRileyjustlongenoughtosay,“Sure,Iheardhim.Butyoucan’tbelievehim.He’saterribleliar,youknow.”

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strange news . . .

Manydifferentdivisionsofthelegalsystemhaveafairshareofinsanesituations.Thesesituationscouldrangefrombizarrecourtcases,toeccen-triclawyers,andtooutlandishwitnesses.Witnesseshavebeenknowntobringguns,knives,andvariousweaponstocourt;however,recently,anewas-pecthasbeenbroughtontothecourtscene.Justlastweek,amysteri-

ousVirginianwomandefinitelycausedascandalthatled

hertofallintothestrangecourtcasecategorywhenshebroughtherbabymonkeyinherbratocourtbecauseshedidnotwanttoleavethemonkeyalone.Thistinymonkeyiscalledamarmoset,whichisatiny,newbreedofmonkeywhichcanbeboughtonlineforaround$100.Thisunnamedwomanbroughtalongtheextremely

smallmarmosettoaproceedinginJuvenileandDomesticRelationsCourtinAmherstCounty,Virginia.Accordingtoreports,officialsinthecourtdidnotnoticethepalm-sizecreatureuntilthewomanwentintoaprivateofficetodosomepaperwork.Whenconversingwithanofficialaboutthecase,thewomanreferredtoherdaughter.Thepuzzledofficialinquiredaboutthewhereaboutsofthewoman’sdaughter,andatthatpoint,thewomantookthemonkeyoutofherbra.Thewomanclaimedtotheofficialthatthemarmoset’snamewasCara,andshewasjustababyofonly7weeksold.Thisslightlyoverprotectivewomanclaimedthatbe-

causeofherage,Cararequiresconstantcare.There-fore,shemusttakethemonkeyeverywhereshegoes,eventocourt.Additionally,thelittleCaraworeapinkandwhite

dressonherspecialdayincourt,andtheseclotheswereespeciallymadeforCarainWestVirginia.

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St.PatrickisoneofthemostfamousfiguresinChristianity.HewasborninEnglandattheendofthefourth

centuryA.D.WhenSt.Patrickwassixteen,hewastakenprisonerbyagangofIrishraiders,whocarriedhimofftoIreland.Afterspendingsixyearsincaptivity,hedecidedtoescapewhenheheardthevoiceofGodinadream,tellinghimtoleaveIreland.AfterhereturnedtohisfamilyinEngland,anangelappearedtohiminadreamandtoldhimtoreturntoIrelandasamissionary.St.PatrickissaidtohaveusedtheshamrocktoexplaintheHolyTrinity.Heisalsoreputedtohaveusedhisstaff,whichwasserpentineinshape,todrivethesnakesoutofIreland.Accordingtothelegend,thesnakes,thinkingthat

St.Patrick’sstaffwasalargesnake,leftIrelandandmovedtoEngland.TheEnglishreferredtothesenewsnakesas“adders,”whichisIrishfor“others.”

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