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FALSE.ItistruethattherearenosnakesinIreland.However,thesnakeswerekilledoff,notbySt.Patrick,butbythelasticeage.Approximately10,000yearsago,Ireland,aswellasmostoftherestofnorthernEurope,wascoveredinice.Oncetheclimatewarmedup,snakesreturnedtonorthernEurope,buttheywerecutoffbytherisingoceanbeforetheycouldmaketheirwaybacktoIreland.Onlythreespeciesofsnakeswereabletore-colonizeGreatBritain—thegrasssnake,smoothsnakeandthead-der.Today,manyscholarsbelievethatthesnakesintheSt.PatricklegendwereactuallymetaphorsfortheDruids.
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*Theroomrateslistedaboveareperperson,persemester.Althoughthesearetheprojectedratesforthe2011–2012schoolyear,allratesaresubjecttochange.Recently,thehousingdepartment
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competitionamongthestaffoftheresidencehalls.Selden,ReedandStickneyHallschosetoparticipateinthecompetition.StickneyHallwonthecompetitionwithaSt.Patrick’sDaythemedbulletinboardaboutpossibleroomselectionoptionsfor
Stickney’scurrentresidentsfornextyear.Ifyouhaveanyquestionsabout
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Areyouplanningtoliveoncam-pusduringthe2011-2012schoolyear?Ifso,youshouldknowthatthefirstandsecondpriorityselectiondateshavepassed,soitisofutmostimportanceforyoutofilloutyour
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FocusedCommunityformen.MostofthestudentswholiveatSpiethHallareintheirfirstyearofcollege,al-thoughothermalestudentsarewelcome.LocatednearWallaceHallandtheStudentUnionBuilding,SpiethHallisatraditionalresidencehallwithcommunitybathroomslocatedoneachwing.RoomsinSpiethHallaccom-modate2residents.
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SeldenHallisaFreshmanFocusedCommunityforwomen.MostofthewomenwholiveatSeldenHallareintheirfirstyearofcollege,butotherfemalestudentsarewelcome.LocatednearWallaceHallandtheStudentUnionBuilding,SeldenHallisatraditionalresidencehallwithcommunitybathroomsoneachwing.RoomsinSeldenHallaccommodate2resi-dents.
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StickneyHallisaResidentialScholarsCommunityformenandwomen.LocatednearBibbGravesHallandtheTutwilerLibrary,StickneygivesprioritytonewfreshmenattendingUWAonaTrusteeScholarship.OtherfreshmenmayalsoliveatStick-neyHall,ifspaceisavailable.EachroomatStickneyHallisequippedwithaprivatebath-roomandkitchenette.RoomsinStickneyHallaccommodate1-3residents.ThemajorityoftheroomsinStickneyaredesignedfordoubleoccupancy.
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ReedHallisaResidentialScholarsCommunityformenandwomen.LocatedneartheStudentUnionBuilding,ReedisreservedfornewfreshmenattendingUWAonaTrusteeScholarship.EachroomatReedisequippedwithaprivatebathroom,mini-fridgeandstovetop.RoomsinReedHallaccommodate2residents.
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SinceAlabamaSouthernCommunityCol-legedepartedformUWA’sDemopolisHigherEducationin2009,theUniversityhasbeenin
searchforalocalcommunitycollegethatwouldmeettherequirementsforthetechnicalandworkforceprogramsofferedinDemopolis.Aftertwoyearsofsearching,theUniversityofWestAlabamawel-comesSheltonStateCommunity
CollegeasituniteswiththeDemopolisHigherEducationCenter.UWAPresidentRichardD.Hollandrecently
stated,“TheUniversityofWestAlabamawel-comesSheltonStateasourpartnerinservingtheneedsoftheCityofDemopolisandareaschools,business,andindustry.”UnitingwiththeDemopolisHigherEducationCenterwillbetterallowSheltonStateCommunityCol-lege’soriginalmissiontoservethecommu-
nitywithopportunitiesoflearningtechnicalandworkforceskillstocometofruition.Forexample,theseskillswillincludeelectronic,welding,andindustrialmaintenance.Ontheotherside,SheltonStatePresi-
dentMarkA.Heinrich,Ph.D.,stated,“Inthesechallengingeconomictimes,wearedelightedtoplayaroleinthedevelopmentofthisimportantaspectofeducationinWestAlabama.Itisimperativethatwepursecost-effectivewaystodelivertrainingandeducationalopportunitieslikethoseofferedthroughtheDemopolishigherEducationCenter.”Eventhoughtheseinstitutionsarejoiningtooffertechnicalskillclasses,UWA’sProvostDr.DavidM.TaylorisconfidentthattheCenterwillcontinuetoofferacademiccoursesforthebasiccurriculumaswellasgraduatecourseswhileexpandingthesuccessfuldualenrollmentandcontinuingeducationprograms.BecausetheDemopolisHigherEducation
CenterhaspartneredwithSheltonState,theProvostaddsthatalthoughUWAandSheltonStatearecurrentlytheonlyactivepartners,AuburnandtheUniversityofAlabamamaypossiblyoffertheirservicesinthefuture.
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AproductionofBarryBradford’splay“TheFaceintheWindow”willbepresentedattheHistoricalPickensCourthouseinCarrollton,Ala.,at2:00p.m.onApril16andApril17andat7:00p.m.onApril14,15and16.UWA’sownWillieWilliamshasthestarringroleasHenryWells.Ticketsare$25,andtheymaybepurchasedonlineatwww.courthousewin-dow.com.TheplayissponsoredbytheFirstNationalBankofCentralAlabamaandbytheAlabamaStateCouncilontheArts.
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IfyoumissedProfessorJoeMartin’smotivationaltalklastMondaynight,you
couldbecute.Martinwel-
comedmorethan100studentstoBibbGravesAuditoriumwith“Ihopetheprofessorswhomadeyoucomeheretonightaregivingyouextracredit.”Martinbegan
withapoemabouthischildhood,relatingthathegrewupinasectionofMiami,Fla.,wheregangviolencewasaneverydaypartoflife.Hewasnotagoodstudentuntilhedecidedthatcollegewasthekeytoget-tingouthispresentcircumstances.Andhedid.MartingraduatedfromtheUniversityof
WestFlordiainPensacolaattheageof20.HesaidhewastheonlyblackstudentandwasyoungerthatmostoftheotherstudentsattendingthissmallcollegeaworldawayfromMiami.HewentontobecometheyoungestprofessorinthestateofFlordiaatage24.Heispresi-dentandfounderofRealWorldUniver-sity,anInternetresourcecenterwhichhelpsstudentssucceedinschool.He
hasreceivedmanyawardsandhonors;amongthemostimpressiveis“CollegeSpeakeroftheYear.”Martinwentontosay,“Iamhumble
andproudtobeheretonight.”Hetoldthecaptivegroupthathewouldspeaktothemasifitwasthelastdayofhislife.Healsosaidhismothertoldhimnottobecutewhenhelefthomeforcollege.“Beugly!”sheproclaimed.Thenhebegantoexplainthediffer-
encebetweencutepeopleanduglypeople.Cutepeoplecomplainaboutminor
things;theydojustenoughtogetby,andtheygetworriedeasily.Cutepeoplearealsoafraidtoaskforhelp.Uglypeopledon’tcomplain;theydo
theirbest,workhard,anddon’tgetup-set.Theyknowhowtoaskforhelpwhentheyneedit,andtheyaskandaskuntilsomeonehelpsthem.Collegestudentspayforthisassistance.Martinchallengedtheaudience,saying,“YoudonotwanttoleavethisUniversitywithoutusingalltheresourcesavailabletoyou!”Martincontinued,“Cutepeoplelose
focus;uglypeoplehavenothingtolose—theyfighttotheend.”Hetoldastoryabouthisbestfriendwhowasal-waysfighting.Heneverwon,buthewasalwaysfighting.Andhealwaysstartedthefight.Cutepeoplegotoseeothers,likeyouhavecometonighttoseeme.
Uglypeopleareseen!”Martinendedhistalkbytellingthe
students,“CutemeansCateringUncon-sciouslyToEveryone.UglymeansUnder-standingGodLovesYou-justthewayyouare.”Heconcluded.“Now,gooutthere,andbeUGLY!”
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Early elementary education majors will enjoy our Pre-K collection housed at the UWA Campus School in the old Armory building. (Checkout privileges extend to this library branch.) Select from enchanting titles for young children, including Sesame Street, Winnie the Pooh, and Disney books.
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ForallthepeoplewithBieberFever,amovieaboutJustinBieberhasfinallyar-
rived.Thisdocu-mentarymadebyParamountPicturesshowsagreatviewofJustin’slife.Itisadocu-
mentaryunlikeanyother.Ratherthanhavingpeoplesitdownandconstantlyinterview,thisdocumentaryshowsthelifeofthefamoussinger.Thisfilmhasmuchmore
entertainmentqualitythantheaveragedocumentary.Naturally,itbeginsbyshowinghowhe
wasfirstdiscovered.Afteritgivesade-tailedaccountofhisdiscoveryandcom-mentsmadebysomeofthemostimpor-tantpeopleinhisdiscovery,thefilmtraceshisprogressiontothesoldoutconcertatMadisonSquareGarden.Again,themoviedefiesthestereotype
ofdocumentariesbynotonlyshowingJustintalkingbutalsobyshowingfoot-ageofthewayhebehavesbackstageandwhenheishome.Itdepictshimasanormalpersonandnotjustasafamoussingerwholetsfamegotohishead.Thesemomentsareprettyfunny,andthemovieismuchbetterthananyonecouldexpect.Fromscreamingfanstoshootingbasket-
ballwithhisfriends,thishitstar’slifemoti-vatesotherstostrivetoreachtheirgoals.Itisquitepossiblythebestdocumentaryevermadeaboutarisingstar.
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TheAlabamaWomen’sHallofFamehasthreeofSumterCounty’smostfamouswomenonitslistofAla-
bama’shonoredwomen.AllUWAstudents,residentsofLivingston,andAlumniwillrec-ognizetwooftheladies,andstudentsofDr.Brownwillrec-ognizethethird.JuliaStrudwickTutwilerwasbornonAugust15,1841,inTuscaloo-
sa,Ala.Shewasdevotedtoeducation.HerfathersenthertostudyinthebestschoolsintheUnitedStatesandabroad.ShereturnedtoAlabamatoteachthetechniquesshehadlearnedinEuropetootherladieswhowishedtolearn.Tutwilerbecameco-principalofthe
LivingstonFemaleAcademyandStateNormalCollege(nowUWA)in1880.Thiswasthefirstfemaleschooltoreceivestatefunding.Inexchangeforaneduca-tionandateachingcertificate,theladiespromisedtoteachinAlabamafortwoyears,muchliketoday.Tutwilerbecamepresidentofhercol-
legelaterin1890.Althoughshetraveledextensivelyforhermanycauses,shelivedandworkedinLivingstonuntilherretire-ment.JuliaStrudwickTutwilerretiredin1910
anddiedofcanceronMarch24,1916.SheleftalegacyofhardworkandasmallscholarshipfundtoUWA.SheleftherworkwiththefemaleprisonsysteminAlabama.ShealsoleftthewordstoourAlabamastatesong,“Alabama,Alabama,wewillayebetruetothee!”ShewasinductedintotheAlabamaWomen’sHallofFamein1971.RubyPickensTarttwasbornJanuary13,
1880,inLivingston,Ala.SheownedoneofthefirstcarsinAlabama.Inthiscar,shetraveledtoLivingstonFemaleAcademyandAlabamaStateNormalCollege.Onceshearrivedthere,shestudiedunderJuliaStrudwickTutwiler.ShestudiedartinNewYorkandreturnedtoLivingstonNor-malCollegetoteachartinherownway.Tarttmarriedherchildhoodsweetheart
in1904.WilliamPrattTarttworkedinhisfamily’sbank.TarttbecamefriendswithanEnglish
teacher,CarlCramer,whotaughtattheUniversityofAlabama.Shebecametheinspirationforhisbook“StarsFellonAlabama.”TheGreatDepressionhitTarttandher
familyhard,justasitdideveryoneelse.ShefoundajobworkingwiththeWorksProgressAdministration,assistingJohnAllenLomaxinhisworkofrecordingfolksongssungbyformerslavesandtheirchildren.Theyrecordedover300songsduringtheirfirsttriparoundthecounty.TheserecordingsarepreservedintheSmithsonianInstitutioninWashington,DC.TarttworkedasalibrarianinthePublicLibraryinLivingstonfrom1940until1964.Thecurrentlibrarybuildingwasnamedforher.Tarttalsocollectedfolktales.SheusedtheseinherstoriesaboutlifeinWestAlabama.HermanuscriptsarehousedintheJuliaTutwilerLibraryonthecampusoftheUniversityofWestAlabama.RubyPickensTarttwillforeverbeknown
forthefolksongs,folktalesandstoriesshehelpedrecord,savingapartofSumterCountyhistoryandcultureforgenerationstocome.ShewasinductedintotheAla-bamaWomen’sHallofFamein1980.VeraHallwasbornin1902nearLivings-
ton.Shelivedaquietlifeuntilthelate1930swhenhertalentasasingerwasdiscoveredbyRubyPickensTartt.TarttintroducedHalltoJohnA.Lomax.LomaxrecordedmanyoftheoldspritualsHalllearnedfromhermotherandfather.Shealsosangfolksongsandmodern(1930-40s)bluesandjazz.SheeventraveledtoNewYorktoperformatColumbiaUniversity.Frequently,Hall’ssongsarere-recordedorplayedforanewaudienceofmusiclovers,andsheisrediscovered.Adele“Vera”Halldiedin1964.Her
unmarkedgraveisinLivingstonCemeteryneartheMorningStarBaptistChurch.Hermusiclivesonintherecordingsshemadeduringthe1930-1940s.HerinterviewswithLomaxweretranscribedintoabiography.In“TheRainbowSign,”LomaxcomparedHall’ssingingto“adeepvoicedshep-herd’sflute.”Hallwasthe2005inducteeintotheAlabamaWomen’sHallofFame.Women’sHistoryMonthisaspecial
timetorememberourgreatladiesofhistory.Inthepasttwoweeks,wehaveonlydiscussedsixofthemanywomenofWestAlabamawhohelpedtomakeourstateabetterplacetolive.Mayweneverforgettheirplaceinourhistory.
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MyfavoritepartofSt.Patrick’sDayhasalwaysbeenbuildingLeprechauntraps.Ourfamilyoftenwatched“DarbyO’GillandtheLittlePeople”(a1959filmabouta
manwhobefriendstheLeprechaunking)thenightbeforeSt.Patrick’sDay.Afterward,mybrotherandIwouldputourmindstogetherandcreatetrapsoutoftheanythingandeverythingthatmightattractthelittlecreatures.Weusedtinfoil,cardboardboxes,buckets,greenwaterandcountlessotherhouseholdob-jects.Evenafterweknewleprechaunsweren’treal,wewouldbuildtrapsformylittlebrother.IhavebeentoldtherearebetterwaystocelebrateSaint
Patrick’sDaythanbuildtrapsandwatchmovies.Istillhaveahardtimebelievingit,butifyouareinterestedinatraditionalcelebration,therearenumerousoptions!I’llgoaheadandhighlighttwohere.Hal’sandMal’s29thannualcelebrationwillbeheldinJack-
son,Miss.,onMarch19.Attendeeswillenjoyconcerts,dances,runs,entertainmentforchildren,and,ofcoursetheparade.The
KreweofKazoo,O’TuxSociety,ShamrockGatorSocietyandRudeBoyswillbehostingentertainmentinordertoraisemoneyfortheBlaireE.BatsonHos-pitalforChildren.Formoreinformationaboutthiscelebration,checkouthttp://www.halsandmals.com.Areyougoingtobeclosertothecoastovertheweekend?InBiloxi,aslightlyless-
moderncelebrationfeaturesflagbearers,bagpipes,leprechaunsandhorse-drawncar-riages.AnIrishDerbyand5Krunwillbeheldsimultaneouslywiththeparade.ThiseventisputonbytheHiberniaMarchingSocietyofMississippi,whichaimstopromoteinterestinIrishheritageandculture.http://hiberniamarchingsociety.com/
saint patrick’s day celebrations
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Over33,000cheeredanddancedashighschoolandcollegebandsalikeblastedoutsomeoftheirbesttunes
whilemarchingthroughoutDowntownMobile.Notfarbehindthem,beadsflewinto
eagerhandsandwereimmediatelywornwithpride.TossedMoonPiesfulfilleddesiresforaquicksnack.Someweresavedtobesavoredatalatertime.Theweatherwasn’tquiteperfect;but
foroneday,atleast,neitherrainnoranybadweather,forthatmatter,couldruinthisMardiGrasCreweofColumbusparadeparty.Leadingthewaywasabandthatbe-
ganmarchingintheCreweofColumbusseveralyearsagoasasmall,unknowngroup.ManythoughttheywereactuallyrepresentativesofapepbandfromtheUniversityofAlabama.GlennSmith,UniversityofWestAla-
bamabanddirector,reflected,“WhenIcamebacktoUWAandacceptedthisposition10yearsago,thebandprogramwasundergoingadisintegrationfromwhatitwasduringmydaysasastudentbecausethemusicmajorhadbeenrecentlydroppedbytheUniversity.SoIbasicallyhadtorebuilditfromscratch.Iwentaroundcampusanddidsomeheavyrecruiting.Bythenextyear,we’dincreasedto55membersandwereabletomarch.“We’llalwaysbeloyaltotheCrewe
ofColumbusforgivingUWAachancewhennobodyelseprobablywouldhave.Westartedoffintheparadenearthebackforthreeyearsstraight,butaswegrewinnumbersandputinalotofhardwork,peoplestartedtorecognizewhattheScarletBandfromTigerLandtrulyis.Weearnedtherespectofmany.BeingtheleadbandinthisMobileparadetodayisabighonor.Itisalsoatestamenttohowfarwe’vecomeinmytimeasdirector.”Thisyear,aschoolrecordhighof156
studentsmarchedwiththeScarletBandfromTigerLand,includinganotherrecordof41highschoolstudentsrepresenting23schoolsfromAlabamaandMississippi.Smithdevelopedtheideaofinviting
highschoolstudentstomarchwithUWAintheCreweofColumbusparadesever-alyearsagoasarecruitingtool.Initially,onlysevenoreightstudentsparticipated.CurrentUWAseniorSethSteinhilberwas
oneofthoseluckystudents.“WhenIwasinthebandatTuscaloosaCountyHighSchool,IachievedAll-State.AllstudentswhoreceivethathonorarealsoinvitedtotheDistrictHonorBandfestival.ItwasthroughthatexperienceIendedupspendingsometimeontheUWAcam-pus.However,myfinaldecisiononwhereIwantedtoenrollcameasaresultofmarchingwiththebandintheCrewe
ofColumbus.Thatexperiencewasanamazinghonor.”Manyoftheinvitedhighschool
studentshavepreviouslyappliedforenrollmentatUWAwhileafewothersarethoseSmithandAdamAnderson,hisassistantbanddirector,havepersonallyrecruited.Allofthemaresentlettersandaregiventheoptionofparticipating.Thisyear,Smithreceived60responses,
buthecouldonlytake41duetothelackofuniformsandotheressentials.Smithhopesthosewhoweren’tselectedstillenrollatUWAinthefall.Healsoholdshopethattheupcomingsemesterwillofficiallymarkhislong-standinggoalofachieving150bandmembers.AdamGreeneandhisbestfriend
DylanGardner,bothofFruitdaleHighSchool,havealreadycommittedtojoin-ingtheTigerfamily.“IlovetheprogramhereatUWA.Com-
ingfromasmallhighschool,it’sgoingtobeorshouldbeagreattransition,”Greeneexplained.“IplaybassdrumandhavehadtheopportunityrecentlytoworkwithMr.Anderson,whoisalsothepercussionleader.Hisworkethicisphe-nomenal.Althoughyoucanclearlytellhe’saboutbusiness,Mr.Andersonalsohasthis‘chill’sideandisaverycoolguy.Ontheplusside,Mr.Smithisalong-timefamilyfriend.Invitinghighschoolseniors,suchasmeandDylan,tomarchwiththebandwasasmartidea.Itallowsustoseewhatthisparticularbandisallabout.”Andersonlikesthefactthatthehigh
schoolstudentsarediversifiedandcomefromalltypesofbackgrounds.Healsosaidthat,unlikebiggeruniversitybands,UWAdoesn’ttypecast.“Certainschoolswantonetypeofsound.HereatUWA,weacceptallstylesofmusicians.Itallblendstogetherandcreatesthisone-of-a-kindsound.Wealsowantmembersofourbandtohavesomesenseoffreedomtobewhotheyare.”Thisyear’sparadealsosawanother
firstforUWA.Theuniversity’sNationalAlumniAssociationheldaMardiGraspartyattheCaféRoyalerestaurantthatwashostedbytheBaldwinCountyandMobileCountyalumnichapters.TyAnneStone,UWAdirectorofalumni
affairs,saysAlexSadd,formerpresidentoftheMobileChapter,suggestedtherestaurantbecauseheoftengoestheretowatchtheparade.Saddisalsoa1975graduateofUWA,thenknownasLivings-tonUniversity.“TheideaforthisMardiGrasparty
cameaboutassomethingtogetMobileandBaldwinCountyalumnichaptersmoreinvolved.Wehaveastrongalumnibaseinthoseareas.Iwasreallyexcitedathoweverythingturnedout.Every-bodyhadagreattime.Weplantodothisagainnextyearandhopefullyfromthere,makeitanannualevent.”
ThebrothersofTKEaresellingwristbandsfor$2.00apiecetosupporttheAlzheimer’sAssociationinhonorofPresidentRonaldReagan,aformermemberofthefraternity.ReagandiedofthediseaseonJune5,2004.AllproceedsfromthesaleofthewristbandswillbedonatedtotheAlzheimer’sAssociation.Formoreinformation,[email protected].
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Acookingclasstitled“AsianCooking101”willbeheldatLandHallKitchenonthecampusoftheUniversityofWestAlabamaonMonday,March21.Theclasswilllastfrom6:00p.m.until8:00p.m.Thecostoftheclass,whichincludesutensilsandmateri-als,is$10.ThefocusoftheclassismakingKoreandumplings,alsoknownas“Mandu”or“Kyoja.”Participantswilllearnhowtomakefillings,howtowrapdumplingdough,andhowtomakepanfrieddumplingsanddumplingsoup.Toreserveyourseatintheclass,[email protected].
asian cooking 101scarlet band leads mardi gras paradedirector glenn smith sets new record with 41 high school students from 23 alabama and mississippi schools
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The University of West Alabama’s Livingston Press
A State of Laughter
Don Noble follows his popular Alabama collection, Climbing
Mt. Cheaha, with an anthology of comic �ction from Alabama. Featuring funny stories by Tom Franklin, Suzanne Hudson, Lee Smith, Michelle Richmond, and
our very own curmudgeonly Joe Taylor.
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Twodays,40acres,adieselandgasolinemixtureand11volunteers.ThisistheequationthattookontheUWAprairiesonMarch11-12,2011.
RobbyLimerick,lakelumanager,tookanenviromentalrestora-tionclassasagraduatestudentin2003.“Duringmyclass,welearnedaboutsuccessionofenviroments,andIwantedtofindawaytoreverttheprairiesorresettheclockofsuccession,”hesaid.TheprairiescontainaEuropean-importedgrasscalledfescue.
Thisgrass,whileexcellentforpasturesandgrazinganimals,ishabituallywrongforthenativespeciestothepraries,suchasmiceorquails.Dr.LeeStanton,ecologyprofessor,saidthereasonforburning
theprairiesisbecausetheexotic,importedgrasseshavenotbuiltatolerancetofire.However,nativeprairiegrasses,suchasthe
gammagrassandthebushybluestemgrasshaveevolvedandthriveinitspresence.“Theexoticgrassesarewhatwecallturfgrasses,whichformacarpet-likesurface,
butbecausetheprairie’snaturalwildlifeisprimarilyground-dwellinganimals,itdoesnotsupplypropercoverorfoodforthem,”Stantonsaid.“Thegammagrassandothernativegrassesarewhatwecallbunchgrasses,andtheydojustthat.Theyformclumpsthatprovidecoveringtotheanimals.”Havingthesenaturalgrassespromotesthenativewildlifetogrowintheseareas.“Anotherproblemwiththeexoticgrassesformingaflattopsurfaceisthatthe
grounddwellershavenoescaperoutes.Ifahawkiscomingforamouse,hehasnowheretogo,”hesaid.Manyprecautionsgointoplanningtheburningoftheprairies.Forthisreason,Stan-
tonofferedextracredittohisecologystudentswhowouldvolunteertheirhelp.JoshJones,juniorenviromentalsciencemajor,wasoneofthevolunteeringstu-
dents.“Itwasagreatlearningexperience,”Jonessaid.“Wegottogooutandexperi-
encehands-onwhatittakestotryandstopthesuccessionoftheprairies.”StantonandLimerickarecreatingathree-day“BurnManagerTrainingCourse”
thatwillpremiereonMay24,2011.“Theclass’focusistohelplandownersbetterunderstandfireapplicationand
management.Theywillalsobelearninghowtominimizethelikelihoodofescapedfiresandsmokeliability,”Stantonsaid.
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Hosted by the Department of Languages and LiteratureTuesday, March 22, 5 p.m.
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Winnerof the 2004
New York Drama Critics Circle
and the Outer Critics Circle
Awards, Intimate Apparel is the
complex and moving portrait of
Esther, a middle-aged African-
American woman who lives in a
boarding house for women and
sews intimate apparel for women
from all walks of life. While
Esther is privy to the intimate
details of her clients’ lives, she
has been unable to fi nd a husband
with whom she can share the
intimacies of her own life. She
becomes torn between two
worlds – the idealized romance
drawn from the letters of her
Caribbean suitor, George
Armstrong, and the bittersweet
reality of an impossible relation-
ship with a Jewish shopkeeper,
Mr. Marks. Intimate Apparel
off ers a poignant commentary
on the delicacy of relationships,
the intricacies of love, and the
complexities of an era where the
color of one’s skin could dictate
the outcome of one’s life.
You’re Invited
Directed by Arthur Grothe
Starring Ashley Betts, Mary Nicholson, Daniel Ochocki, LeAnthony Walker, Clare Findley, Kyla Candies
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Prices Good Wednesday, March 16, through Tuesday, March 22, 2011
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Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details
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16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes
4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
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6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Red RipeStrawberries
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20 oz. Loaf
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$199LB.
$249Boneless
Rump Roast
USDA Choice
LB.
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$149Bone-In Sirloin
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LB.
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64 oz. BottleSelected Varieties 99¢
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Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details
PillsburyGrands Biscuits
16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes
4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Zatarain’sRice Mix
6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Red RipeStrawberries
1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR
24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans
$1697
750 mlAssorted Varieties
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$299Budweiser or
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TombstonePizza
12 InchSelected Varieties
Bunny Old Fashioned
Bread
20 oz. Loaf
Best ChoiceLarge Eggs
1 DozenGrade 1
NiagaraDrinking Water
24 Pack1/2 Liter Bottles
99¢ 99¢
3/$10FOR
2/$5FOR
Gallon PailAssorted VarietiesAlways Save
Ice Cream$399
Prices Good Wednesday, March 16 through Tuesday, March 22, 2011
FreshGround Beef
Family Pack
$199LB.
$249Boneless
Rump Roast
USDA Choice
LB.
Cut FreshDaily
in Store!
$149Bone-In Sirloin
Pork Chops
Family PackLean & Tender
LB.
99¢Fryer Thighs or
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USDA InspectedFamily Pack, Fresh
LB.
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64 oz. BottleSelected Varieties 99¢
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Double Manufacturer’s CouponsEveryday up to 50¢see store for details
PillsburyGrands Biscuits
16.3 - 17.3 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Betty CrockerSpecialty Potatoes
4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Zatarain’sRice Mix
6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Red RipeStrawberries
1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR
24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans
$1697
750 mlAssorted Varieties
Arbor MistWines
$299Budweiser or
Bud LightBeer
Coca-ColaProducts
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12 InchSelected Varieties
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20 oz. Loaf
Best ChoiceLarge Eggs
1 DozenGrade 1
NiagaraDrinking Water
24 Pack1/2 Liter Bottles
99¢ 99¢
3/$10FOR
2/$5FOR
Gallon PailAssorted VarietiesAlways Save
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$199LB.
$249Boneless
Rump Roast
USDA Choice
LB.
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$149Bone-In Sirloin
Pork Chops
Family PackLean & Tender
LB.
99¢Fryer Thighs or
Drumsticks
USDA InspectedFamily Pack, Fresh
LB.
Cut FreshDaily
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4.6 - 5.6 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Zatarain’sRice Mix
6.3 - 8 oz.Selected Varieties 99¢
Red RipeStrawberries
1 lb. Package 2/$3FOR
24 Pack, 12 oz. Cans
$1697
750 mlAssorted Varieties
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$299Budweiser or
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TheNationalAssociationforStockCarAutoRacing,alsoknownasNASCAR,isa
multi-billiondollarprivateindustrythatthrivesoffofendorsementsbycompaniesandtheapproximately75millionfanswhoencompassthesport.NASCARauto-
mobiledriversarelikecontractors,andthatallowsfortheindustryto
compensatethemsignificantly“lessthantheircounterpartsinotherprofessionalsports,”saysSteveBrachmann,eHowcontributor.Driversreceiveatremendousamountofincomethroughendorse-mentsfromoutsidecompanies.JeffGordon,NASCAR
driverforthenumber24DupontChevrolet,receivedanastonish-ing32milliondollarslastyear,whichmakeshimthehighestpaiddriverever,butanenormousamountofthatmoneycomesfromendorsementsfromoutsidecompanieswhowishtodisplaytheirnameonthecarofoneofthemostpopulardriversinthesporttoday.Allsportshaveincommonahandful
ofathleteswhowillneverbeforgottenaslongastheworldremainsinexistence.NASCAR’shandfulofathletes/driversincludessuchnamesasRichardPetty,DarrellWaltrip,DaleJarrett,andBobbyAllison,whowereallsuccessfulbeyondtheirwildestimaginations,buttheycan-notcomparetotheNASCARloreofDaleEarnhardt.Earnhardtwasthegreatestdriverever
toraceinthesport,andhisdominantracingabilityearnedhimthetitlethe“Intimidator.”TheoneracetrackthatalwaysgaveDaleEarnhardtproblemswastheDaytona500.HefinallywonhisfirstandonlyDaytona500in1998.On
February18,2001,inhisfinallapoftheDaytona500,Earnhardtwasinvolvedinahorrificwreck.Onthatday,theworldwasdevastatedbythewordsofNASCARPresidentMikeHelton:“We’velostDaleEarnhardt.”Hisdeathwasoneofthose“transcen-
denteventsinsports,”saysUSCprofessorDavidCarter.Themostpowerfulpersoninasportholdingitsstardrivertothelime-lighteverytimehesteppedonatrackwasgone.Theonlythingleftwasaworldaskinghowcouldthishappentohim.Themaineffectthathisdeathhadon
thesportofNASCARwasontheissueofsafetyforthedrivers.TomGideon,NA-SCAR’sDirectorofSafetyResearchandDevelopment,saysthatbeforehisdeath,“therewasanactiveplantomakethingssaferwithinNASCAR,butitreallytookonaddedemphasisafterDale’sdeath.”
Sincehisdeath,therehasnotbeenafatalityinanyofNASCAR’sthreemajorracingseries.Lately,thebig
environmentalissueisthatofcleanerairandloweremissionsfromin-
dustries.Toaddressthisconcern,PoconoRacewayinPennsylvaniaisplanningtoimplementasolarfacilityfortheentirespeedway.IfNASCARisabletoapplythistoPoconoRaceway,asnowballef-fectwouldinvokethesesolarpanelsintootherspeedwaysaswell.Ifthistechnol-ogyisactuallyimplementedintothisracetrack,“EnvironmentalNews”statesthatitwillbecomethe“world’slargestsportsvenuebasedphotovoltaicpowersite…[with]40,000solarpanelsspreadovera25acrearea”ofland.Itwillcostoverfifteenmilliondollarstoconstructthissite,buttheracewayexpectstohaveenoughmoneytocoverthecostsofthisprojectthroughticketsales.ThismassiveprojectwillbringNASCARtotheforefrontofanenvironmentallysoundworldandcouldpossiblyintroduceatrendthatdevelopsallaroundthenationand,per-haps,theworld.
OnSunday,March13,theTigerssoftballteamplayeditsfirsttwoconferencegamesathome.TheyplayedtheUniversityofNorthAlabamaLions.UNAbeatUWA3-2bothgames.Bothlosseswereheart-breakingfortheTigers.UWA’srecordisnow16-4.
ThefirstrunwasscoredbytheTigersinthefirstinning.JessicaPow-ellhitanRBItoscoreAnnaShartzer.TheTigersheldUNAscorelessuntilthe7thinning.TheLionsscoredthreerunsintheirlastatbat.KristenSkinnerpitchedthefirstsixinnings,andTaylorTucker
pitchedtheremaininginning.Skinnerallowedonlyfivehitsthrough-outthecontest.Skinnerwalkedthreeintheloss,andTuckerwalkedtwo.UWAloadedthebasesintheirlastatbatwithnoouts,butonly
onerunwasscoredbyMeaganSloketoendthegame.JessicaPowellbombedahomeruntostartthesecondgamefor
UWAtohavea1-0leadagain.TheTigerskeptUNAscorelessuntilthefourthinning,whenUNA’sNatalieHarrisonhitanRBIsingletoleftfield.
UWAcamebackwithanotherrunwhenShartzersingledtorightfieldtoscoreSloke.Thescorewas2-1goingintothefifthinning.Inthefifthinning,UNAtookthefinallead,3-2,aftertwoRBIsingles.KatieFordtookthesecondloss.Shestruckouttwo,walked
three,andallowedtenhits.ThiswastheTigers’firstback-to-backloss.TheywillheadtoFlorence,Ala.,Friday,
March18,tofacetheLionsagain.Thedoubleheaderwillstartat5p.m.TheTigerslooktocomebackandgaintwoconferencewins.
TheUWATennisteamcompetedagainsttheUniversityofWestFloridaonMarch8,2011,inPensacola,Fla.UnfortunatelyfortheTigers,thewinwasnotonthescore-boardbutwithintheplayersthemselves.Doubleswentdownwithahugefight,butneitherthemennorwomencouldseal
thedeal.Boththemenandwomenlostallthreedoubles.However,LucasNunesandLuisRuiz,thenumberthreedoublesforthemen,putupthestrongestfightbybattlingbackandforthagainsttheArgos,losing9-7.WestFloridatookthesinglesinstraightsets.Atthenumberonespot,AngyCuel-
larputupafightthatthreatenedtheopponent.Shetookfourgamesinthefirstandsecondsettolose6-4,6-4.DashaPopovaplayedatthenumberfivepositionandwasabletogetupinthefirstsettobattleitout,endinginanotsoeasyloss.WadeCovingtonwasabletomakeanameforthemen’steambyscoringthreegamesinthefirstset,losing6-3,6-1.TheTigersfinallyhadtheirfive-winstreakbrokenand
walkedawaywithanoverall6-6recordforthemenandanoverall7-5recordforthewomen.
the tigers battle west floridaemily gerding
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tigers’ first back-to-back losses
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FourfriendswereplayingvariousinstrumentsinseveralbandsinLondonthroughoutthesummerof2007.Theywereunitedtoperforminfrontofcrowdsoffriendsinsweatyundergroundfolkclubsinthecapital.Theybondedovertheirloveofcountry,bluegrassandfolk,andtheydecidedtomakemusicthatsoundedloud,proudandlive—takingmusicthatcouldoftenbeprettyanddelicate,andfillingitwithenthusiasm,courageandconfidence.TheyareMumford&Sons,andtheyaretak-ingthemusicindustrybystorm.Mumford&Sonsreleased“SighNoMore”onFeb.16,
2010.ontheGlassnotelabel.Theirwoodeninstrumentsarebringingbackfolkmusicandmakingthegenrepopularagainwiththeirtwelvetracks.Theyhaveawarmsoundthatsoundslikesomethingyouwouldhearwhenyou
walkintoapub.“Whatwewriteaboutisreal,andwesingandplayourinstrumentsmorepassionatelybecausewefeellikeweneedto.Welovehonestmusic,”saysCountryWinston,abandmember.Songslike“TheCave”and
“LittleLionMan”havefootstompingbeatsthatfollowtheirfolkartsound.Youcan’thelpbutsingalongwithMarcusMumford’sroughyetsoothingvoice.Thedrunken,brassysoundin“WinterWinds”willwarmyourheart,andsowilltheloveballadof“WhiteBlankPage,”whereyetagainthestringsofthebanjowillbeleftringinginyourears.Afterlisteningtothisalbum,youtoowillsighnomore.
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MikePosnerandLilWaynemakeaprettyawesomeduoin“BowChickaWowWow”,MikePosner’snewhitsingle.Ithasasmooth,electricfeelandLilWaynegivesthesongthat“lil”somethingextra.MikePosner’soriginalvoiceandsexysoundin“BowChickaWowWow”aremoreexamplesofthereasonsforhisgrow-ingsuccess.
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Sexy,emotional,powerful,andheart-feltdescribesthisnew,freshtrack.Noteveninthemainstreamyet,“‘TiltheEndofTime”isjuststartingtomakeitsmark.TimothyBloomshareslovingdialoguewithV,whoisfeaturedinthesong.Itopenswithabluesyguitarandislaterjoinedwithfoot-stomp-likepercussion.What’sthebestfeatureaboutthissong?It’sfreeoniTunesthis
timothy bloom: ‘till the end of time
RascalFlattshasdoneitagainwith“IWon’tLetGo.”Thecountryband’snewhitsinglehasbeentoppingthechartsthepastcoupleweeksandhasbeenapopularradiostationchoice.“IWon’tLetGo”sendsthemessageoffriendshipwithlyricsofsupportanddependability.ThesongopenswithJayDeMarcusonpianoandGaryLeVox(theleadsinger)singingvocals.
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1.LadyGagaNo.1“BornThisWay”(Streamline/KonLive)2.CeeLoGreenNo.2“ForgetYou”(Radiculture/Elektra)3.BrunoMarsNo.3“Grenade”(Elektra)4.PinkNo.6“Perfect”(LaFace)5.RihannaNo.7“S&M”(SRP/DefJam)6.KatyPerryNo.5“Firework”(Capitol)7.EnriqueIglesiasfeat.Ludacris&DJFrankENo.9“Tonight(I’mLovin’You)”(UniversalRepublic)8.KatyPerryfeat.KanyeWestNo.28“E.T.”(Capitol)9.JenniferLopezfeat.Pitbullnewentry“OntheFloor”(Island)10.Dr.Drefeat.Eminem&SkylarGreyNo.4“INeedaDoctor”(Aftermath)
1.Adelenewentry“21”(XL/Columbia)2.JustinBieberNo.1“NeverSayNever:TheRemixes(EP)”(SchoolBoy/RaymondBraun/Island)3.Mumford&SonsNo.2“SighNoMore”(GentlemanoftheRoad)4.VariousArtistsNo.3“NOW37”(Universal/EMI/SonyMusic)5.JustinBieberNo.8“MyWorld2.0”(SchoolBoy/RaymondBraun/Island)6.BrunoMarsNo.5“Doo-Wops&Hooligans”(Elektra)7.EminemNo.6“Recovery”(Web/Shady/Aftermath/Interscope)8.RihannaNo.10“Loud”(SRP/DefJam)9.NickiMinajNo.9“PinkFriday”(YoungMoney/CashMoney/UniversalMotown)10.LadyAntebellumNo.4“NeedYouNow”(CapitolNashville)
1.JasonAldeanwithKellyClarksonNo.2“Don’tYouWannaStay”(BrokenBow)2.BradPaisleyNo.3“ThisIsCountryMusic”(AristaNashville)3.TaylorSwiftNo.5“BacktoDecember”(BigMachine)4.BlakeSheltonNo.1“WhoAreYouWhenI’mNotLooking”(Reprise)5.BillyCurringtonNo.6“LetMeDownEasy”(Mercury)6.LukeBryanNo.4“SomeoneElseCallingYouBaby”(CapitolNashville)7.ThompsonSquareNo.10“AreYouGonnaKissMeOrNot”(StoneyCreek)8.LadyAntebellumNo.9“HelloWorld”(CapitolNashville)9.ZacBrownBandNo.11“ColderWeather”(SouthernGround/Atlantic)10.DariusRuckerNo.12“This”(CapitolNashville)
1.Rango(PG)animated2.TheAdjustmentBureau(PG-13)MattDamon,EmilyBlunt3.Beastly(PG-13)VanessaHudgens,Mary-KateOlsen4.HallPass(R)OwenWilson,JasonSudeikis5.Gnomeo&Juliet(G)animated6.Unknown(PG-13)LiamNeeson,JanuaryJones7.TheKing’sSpeech(R)ColinFirth,HelenaBonhamCarter8.JustGoWithIt(PG-13)AdamSandler,JenniferAniston9.IAmNumberFour(PG-13)AlexPettyfer,TimothyOlyphant10.JustinBieber:NeverSayNever:TheDirector’sFanCut(G)JustinBieber,Usher
1.DueDate(R)RobertDowningJr.2.Unstoppable(PG-13)DenzelWashington3.Megamind(PG)animated4.Red(PG-13)BruceWillis5.LifeAsWeKnowIt(PG-13)KatherineHeigl6.YouAgain(PG)KristenBell7.Secretariat(PG)DianeLane8.ParanormalActivity2(R)BrianBoland9.LetMeIn(R)Kodi-SmitMcPhee10.Conviction(R)HilarySwank
1.Unstoppable(PG-13)(Fox)2.BeverlyHillsChihuahua2(G)(Disney)3.ParanormalActivity2(R)(Paramount)4.LifeAsWeKnowIt(PG-13)(WarnerBros.)5.ForColoredGirls(R)(Lionsgate)6.Red(PG-13)(Summit)7.Secretariat(PG)(Disney)8.YouAgain(PG)(Disney)9.ToyStory3(G)(Disney)10.Inception(PG-13)(WarnerBros.)
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1/2cupbutter11/2cupsallpurposeflour1cupgranulatedsugar1tbspcinnamon21/2tspbakingpowder1/3cupbutter1cupmilk1egg
1cupfrozenblueberries,thawedanddrained
1cupfrozenstrawberries,thawed,drained,andchopped
1cuppowderedsugar1tbpsvanillaextract1tbspwaterBeginbygreasinga9×9”glass(microwave-safe)cakedish.
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wavethecake,uncoveredonhigh,for11to15minutes,until
atoothpickcomesoutmostlyclean.Whilethecakeiscooling,
mixtogetherpowderedsugarandvanillaextract.Slowlyaddin
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ALL MY CHILDRENAngiereturnedtoPine
ValleyandaskedJakeandAmandatobeherbaby’sgodparents.MadisonapologizedtoRyanfornottellinghimsoonerthathewasherunbornchild’sfather.JakedefendedCarawhenherprofessionalismwascalledintoquestion.RickyfoundZach’sletterstashedawayinGriffin’sbag.EmmablamedRyanafterade-lusionalAnniewastakenawaybytheauthorities.WaittoSee:ThebachelorsofPineValleyareupforauction.
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFULStephanieandBrooke
werebacktobeingenemiesagain.ThomastoldRidgetherealreasonwhyhemadeamoveonBrooke.TaylorwasexcitedtobeStephanie’sclosestallyagain.ThomaswentagainstRidge’sordersandmadeashockingannouncementatapressconference.Madisonmis-takenlyleakedoneofFor-rester’ssecrets.Taylorrel-ishedthefactthatRidgeandBrooke’smarriagewascomingtoanend.WaittoSee:Nickreceivesasurprisingphonecall.
DAYS OF OUR LIVESEJcouldn’thelphimself
andfinallykissedTaylor.ImposterRafefoundanoldphotoofhimselfatthepolicestation.Gabirec-ognizedthethiefonthesurveillancefootageas
herbrother,Dario.JenniferandDanieldiscoveredtheyhadalotincommon,astheywerebothgoingthroughadivorce.Nathanacceptedajobatahos-pitaloutoftown.SamiwasshockedbyRafe’stemperaftershetoldhimthatDariowasmovinginwiththem.WaittoSee:VivianisdeterminedtofindoutStefano’ssecret.
GENERAL HOSPITALJasondiscoveredthat
JohnnywastheonewhosetoffthecarbombthatalmostkilledSam.Michaelwasdeterminedtoprovethathehadwhatittakestobeamemberofhisfather’sorganization.SamgotablindingheadachewhilesearchingfortheBalkanalone.ElizabethreceivedAidan’sDNAtestresults.Josslynwasdiag-nosedwithkidneycancer.Meanwhile,tragedystuckagaininPortCharleswhenElizabeth’ssonJakewashitbyacar.WaittoSee:
SuzannetellsTheowherehecanfindtheirgrand-son.
ONE LIFE TO LIVETesswitnessedakissbe-
tweenCharlieandEcho.Toddhoveredbetweenlifeanddeathaftertheshooting.DorianadvisedLangstontogetoverFordsincehewasbusywithTess.AubreyallowedRamatoliveattheman-sioninexchangeforhersilence.ShanekeptGigiinthedarkaboutJack.ClintwasarrestedduringRyder’scustodyhearing.DaviddideverythinghecouldtogetbacktoLlan-view.WaittoSee:JoeylearnsaboutAubrey’spastwithFord.
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESSThepolicearrivedat
Sharon’shousetoarrestAdamforperjury.PhyllissecretlyboardedaplanetoThailandtosearchforAdam.Meanwhile,AdamhadsomehardquestionsforKoaaboutSkye.ChancereceivedathreateningmessagewarninghimnottotestifyorHeatherwouldbekilled.JanawenttoachurchlookingforinformationonDaisy’sbaby.WaittoSee:Abbygetsintroublewiththelaw.
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Q.Whatdidtheleprechauncallthejollymandressedallingreen?A.TheJollyGreenGiantQ.WhydidSt.PatrickdrivethesnakesoutofIreland?A.Becausehecouldn’taffordtheplanefare.Q.WhatisoutsideallsummerlongandisIrish?A.PaddyO’FurnitureQ.WhydopeoplewearshamrocksonSt.Patrick’sDay?A.Becauserealrocksaretooheavy.Q.HowcanyoutellifanIrishmanishavingagoodtime?A.BecauseheisDublinoverwithlaughter.CaseyandRileygotintoaheatedargument.Afteryellingateachotherforabout
fiveminutes,theydecidedthatthebestwaytosettletheirdisputewasbyfighting.Beforetheystarted,Caseysaid,“Wewillkeeponbeatingthestuffingoutofeachotheruntiloneofuscriesout,‘Enough!’”Rileyconsented,andthetwomenbeganfighting.Casey,thelargerofthetwo,soongottheupperhand.AfterknockingRileydown,Caseysatonhisstomachandproceededtopummelhim.Rileyexclaimed,“Enough!”severaltimes,buthisadversarycontinuedhammeringawayatthesmallerman’sheadwithhisfists.AniratebystanderwalkedovertoCasey,andsaid,“Can’tyouhear‘im,man?Hesaidhe’shadenough.”CaseystoppedbeatingRileyjustlongenoughtosay,“Sure,Iheardhim.Butyoucan’tbelievehim.He’saterribleliar,youknow.”
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Congratulationstothe2011OozeballChampions.Teammemberswereasfollows:DrewFaile,JoshJones,WilliamWashburn,MattMiller,
LaceeWatkins,ChristinaMartin,BethanyBrakefield,ChaseMcAlvis,JoyceLesley,ChelseaLesingerandRachelMitchell.
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strange news . . .
Manydifferentdivisionsofthelegalsystemhaveafairshareofinsanesituations.Thesesituationscouldrangefrombizarrecourtcases,toeccen-triclawyers,andtooutlandishwitnesses.Witnesseshavebeenknowntobringguns,knives,andvariousweaponstocourt;however,recently,anewas-pecthasbeenbroughtontothecourtscene.Justlastweek,amysteri-
ousVirginianwomandefinitelycausedascandalthatled
hertofallintothestrangecourtcasecategorywhenshebroughtherbabymonkeyinherbratocourtbecauseshedidnotwanttoleavethemonkeyalone.Thistinymonkeyiscalledamarmoset,whichisatiny,newbreedofmonkeywhichcanbeboughtonlineforaround$100.Thisunnamedwomanbroughtalongtheextremely
smallmarmosettoaproceedinginJuvenileandDomesticRelationsCourtinAmherstCounty,Virginia.Accordingtoreports,officialsinthecourtdidnotnoticethepalm-sizecreatureuntilthewomanwentintoaprivateofficetodosomepaperwork.Whenconversingwithanofficialaboutthecase,thewomanreferredtoherdaughter.Thepuzzledofficialinquiredaboutthewhereaboutsofthewoman’sdaughter,andatthatpoint,thewomantookthemonkeyoutofherbra.Thewomanclaimedtotheofficialthatthemarmoset’snamewasCara,andshewasjustababyofonly7weeksold.Thisslightlyoverprotectivewomanclaimedthatbe-
causeofherage,Cararequiresconstantcare.There-fore,shemusttakethemonkeyeverywhereshegoes,eventocourt.Additionally,thelittleCaraworeapinkandwhite
dressonherspecialdayincourt,andtheseclotheswereespeciallymadeforCarainWestVirginia.
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did st. patrick drive the snakes out of ireland? alan brown
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St.PatrickisoneofthemostfamousfiguresinChristianity.HewasborninEnglandattheendofthefourth
centuryA.D.WhenSt.Patrickwassixteen,hewastakenprisonerbyagangofIrishraiders,whocarriedhimofftoIreland.Afterspendingsixyearsincaptivity,hedecidedtoescapewhenheheardthevoiceofGodinadream,tellinghimtoleaveIreland.AfterhereturnedtohisfamilyinEngland,anangelappearedtohiminadreamandtoldhimtoreturntoIrelandasamissionary.St.PatrickissaidtohaveusedtheshamrocktoexplaintheHolyTrinity.Heisalsoreputedtohaveusedhisstaff,whichwasserpentineinshape,todrivethesnakesoutofIreland.Accordingtothelegend,thesnakes,thinkingthat
St.Patrick’sstaffwasalargesnake,leftIrelandandmovedtoEngland.TheEnglishreferredtothesenewsnakesas“adders,”whichisIrishfor“others.”
virginia woman hides monkey in bra in court
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Birthdays:AdamLevine,1979,Maroon5DaneCook,1972,comedianQueenLatifah,1970,actressEvents:In1981,Egyptdiscov-ersa4,400yearoldmummyoutsideGiza.
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