10 Things To Drive Your Team Crazy

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10 things a ScrumMaster can do to drive their team crazy Marc Löffler (@scrumphony)

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Your team drives you crazy and you want to pay back? Here you are: 10 things a ScrumMaster can do to drive the team crazy.

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10 things a ScrumMaster can do to drive their team crazyMarc Löffler (@scrumphony)

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That‘s me

Certified Scrum Professional

Agile Coach

Twitter addicted

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No. 1Be unaccessible for the team. Is the team self-

organizing or not?

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No. 2Ignore their impediments they will vanish by itself

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No. 3Always schedule the Scrum meetings at different time and location. Your team

loves suprises.

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No. 4Don't protect your

team.They are adults and don‘t need a babysitter

anymore.

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No. 5Schedule the Scrum

meetings as early or as late as possible.

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No. 6Lead the daily scrum by

asking each team member the 3 questions

and take notes

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No. 7Keep asking the team members to do things

which are not planned for the current sprint

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No. 8Ignore any ideas from your team during the

retrospective. You know best what to improve next.

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No. 9Always tell the team

members what task to do next

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No. 10Be late, always.

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Thanks for your attention

Marc Löffler

[email protected]

http://www.scrumphony.com

Twitter: @scrumphony

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