SMART

YOU INSTANTLY TURN OUT TO BE AN AUTHORITY ON EVERY TOPIC IN THE WHOLE GALAXY.

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You have no doubt you know everything so you need to give your knowledge to any person who will pay attention.

You are constantly right. Anyone you are speaking with is quite incorrect.

This takes for an exciting discussion when both persons are SMART.

APPEALING

• HERE YOU RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST APPEALING PERSON IN THE WHOLE BAR AND THAT ALL PEOPLE WANT TO BE YOU.

You are able to go up to a perfectstranger acknowledging they fancy you and really wish to speak with you.

Remember you continue to be SMART, allowing you to speak with this person concerning virtually any topic under the sun.

RICH

You all of a sudden end up being the RICHEST person in the bar. You can get drinks for the whole bar since you have a bottomless wallet.

You can even make table bets at this time, due to the fact that you are still SMART therefore, effortlessly, you will win at all times.

In any case, it's not important the amount you bet since you are RICH. Besides, you'll buy drinks for all that you fancy, knowing that you are obviously the most APPEALING person there.

INVINCIBLE

HERE YOU ARE PREPARED TO FIGHT WITH EVERYONE, IN PARTICULAR THOSE WITH WHOM YOU HAVE BEEN BETTING OR DISAGREEING. THE REASON BEING YOU ARE AT THIS POINT INVINCIBLE.

Now you can also go up to the spouses of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a fight of wits or toughness.

You have no concern with losing this fight, simply because, in addition to being INVINCIBLE you are SMART, you're RICH and you're more APPEALING than them at any rate.

INVISIBLEYOU NOW CAN DO ANYTHING, SINCE YOU ARE NOW INVISIBLE. YOU ARE ABLE TO DANCE ON A TABLE TO IMPRESS THE PEOPLE WHO YOU FANCY SINCE THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE YOU

Additionally you can snog the face off them for the same reason. You happen to be also INVISIBLE to folks seeking to fight you.

You may stroll down the street singing at the top of your lungs simply due to the fact that nobody can see or hear you and since you're still SMART you know all the words.

SOBERING UP

STUPID• WHILE YOU REGAIN

CONSCIOUSNESS AND START TO SAVOR THE THROBBING HEADACHE, THE CHURNING STOMACH AND THE COLD SWEATS YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE LOST NOT JUST MANY HOURS OF YOUR LIFE BUT ADDITIONALLY THE CAPABILITY TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING AT ALL.

You are now STUPID and will continue to be so for at least 12 hours.

UGLY

• IN NO WAY COMPLETELY PLEASED WITH THE EFFECTS OF THE BATHROOM MIRROR, RIGHT OFF THE BAT YOU ARE HORRIFIED TO FIND OUT THAT YOU HAVE NOW TURN OUT TO BE ACTUALLY UGLIER THAN YOU THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

Besides having bloodshot eyes along with a fantastic bunch of spots you are trembling so much that your grandpa possibly seems much healthier.

Sadly you continue to be too STUPID to know better than to attempt to shave when shaking.

POOR

AFTER AN ATTEMPT TO CRAWL OUT OF BED AND GET DRESSED LOOKING TO SHAMBLE OUTSIDE, YOU FIND OUT THAT THE CASH THAT WAS TO LAST YOU THE FULL WEEK IS ACTUALLY ABSENT FROM YOUR WALLET.

Being STUPID, you have no idea what occurred to it but the remnants of mustard on your clothes enable the chance that you might have treated all people to a takeaway sometime.

Then again your pocket could have been picked or you could have offered the taxi driver a 50 in error

Rationalizing that you could hardly potentially have been that STUPID and that you would recall being robbed, you arrive at the conclusion that you were the only person who ordered any food or drinks for hours and begin to hate all your buddies.

FRAGILE

SINCE YOU ARE NOW STUPID, UGLY AND POOR, YOUR CONSEQUENTLY FRAGILE SELF-PRIDE PLUMMETS. YOUR CURRENTLY FRAGILE FITNESS MEANS THAT YOU FEEL PRONE TO BREAK IF ANYONE EVEN TALKS TO YOU.

CONSPICUOUS

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FINAL PHASE OF SOBERING UP. SADLY, EVERYBODY CAN SPOT THIS CONSPICUOUS ISSUE AND ITS CAUSE FROM FAR AWAY.

More painful, they know that they are able to complete your agony by making fun of you, and that you are far too STUPID to get back, too FRAGILE to kick them, too POOR to bribe them and too UGLY to hide