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being made through the Bursar'soffice whereby those students mayhave the price of both the signupsand redemptions deducted from theirApril I pay check. This custom hasbeen followed in least years with veryfavorable results.

Price Lowest in HistoryThe total price of $7.50 is the low-

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Report on SeniorWeek Is Approved

Institute Committee A d o p t sConstitution Without Any

Changes

A constitution for the Senior WeekComnittee was approved by the Insti-tute Committee at its meeting yester-day afternoon. It was adopted with-out any chanee after, a short discus-sion. A copy of the constitution ap-pears elsewvhel'e il this issue.

The new nianagin_- and associateboards of THE TECT-T and Voo Dno andtwo elections to the associate boardof Techniqufe were also approved by

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Machine, Perfected in InstituteLaboratories, Tests Reactionof Nervous System of Driver.to Emergency Conditions

An electrical instrument whichmeasures the speed of thought andmuscular response of xin automobiledriver when he is called upon to stophis car in an emergency has recentlybeen developed in the electrical en-gineering laboratories of Technology.

The new instrument. which is be-lieved to be the first of its kind, hasbeen named the delay timer. It willbe used in the -Massachusetts high-way accident sulnvey nows in progressunder the direction of .111. I. T., to de-termine the reaction time of theaverage automobile driver to normaland emergency traffic conditions. Thisstudy of factors which affect thedriver's control of the car asill includemeasurement of the mental, muscu-lar, mechanical and electrical proc-esses called into play -%shen a car isbrought to a stop.

When the driver under test seesthe stoplight: on the car ahead heapplies his brakes. The instant hisfoot touches the brake pedal an elec-

trical impulse is sent out from ap-paratus in his car. This impulse ispicked up in the leading car and in-stantly stops the discharge of elec-tricity from the measuring condenser.The amount of electricity left in thecondenser is automatically registeredon a meter and this reading is readilyconverted into the corresponding timeinterval. The total reaction time ofthe driver, therefore, is the measure-ment of the time elapsing from theapplicaton of brakes on the first caruntil the driver in the second applieshis brakes.

The stoplight signals from the re-search cars are symbols of emergencyconditions frequently encountered bythe average driver in city traffic andon the 'hicrway.-s. The question thatawaits an accurate answver is: Howfast does the average driver think-and act in the face of an emergencysuch as when a child darts from theside-walk into the T)ath of 'his car;when a car speeds from a behindstreet, or 'when the driver aheadmakes a quick stop ? .

The delay timer was developed byC. W. Frank., a graduate of Tech-

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DINNER DANCE~~~EVENINCiTNIS

LETT IS SIGNEDlhIAL HA:L~FRESH M EN !

Four years from now when you, one in many unemployed,approach an employer for a job, the first question he will ask,of course is, "Where did you get your technical training?" Thesecond question will be, "IN WHAT UNDERGRADUATE AC-TIVITY WERE YOU ENGAGED, AND WHAT POSITIONDID YOU HOLD?"

To a Technology graduate the first question will offer nodifficulty. But the second! Why does the employer ask this?BECAUSE HE KNOWS THROUGH EXPERIENCE THATTHE MAN WHO IN COLLEGE HAS BEEN ENGAGED INSOME UNDERGRADUATE ACTIVITY IS THE MAN WHOWILL GO FAR. Time and again the "activity man" is givenpreference by business men.

THE TECH HAS SEVEN EXECUTIVE POSITIONS ONITS ASSOCIATE BOARD THAT WILL BE OFFERED TOSEVEN FRESHMEN ONE YEAR FROM NOW. YOU MIGHTWELL BE ONE OF THEM.

AS JUNIOR PROIM BAN

Committee PicksPopular Maestro

for Big EvenltOrchestra Noted for Ability to

Both Entertain andProvide Music

PRICE OF $7.50 PERCOUPLE LOWEST EVER

Signup Period Is to Last TwoWeeks; Starts Monday

in Main Lobby

The ''Incomparable'' Mal Hallett,and his Orchestra have been chosento play at the Junior Prom, accordingto the anouncement of the Prom Com-mittee made yesterday. The Promn,which is the outstanding social eventof the season, is to be held in the Im-perial Ballroom of the H~otel Statleron March 16 from 10:30 to 4.

Hallett, one of the most popularorchestra leaders in New England, isat the present time making a tour ofthe mid-western states, where hebroadcasts regularly over the Colum-biq Netwsork. He waill makp a -specia~ltrip east for the Prom with his entireorchestra of :fifteen men, according tothe statement of Char les Shribman,his mana-er.

The popular leader and his band ofentertainers are allready wvell knownto college dance-goers, having beenfeatured recently together with CasaILoma at the Junior Prom at CornellUniversity, and later with JackDenny at the Navy Ball at the sameschool.

Signups Op)en MondaySignup~s for the Prome, opening

Monday and continuing for twoweeks. will be heIld in the Mtain Lobbydf rom twelve to two. The price forsignups is S2.50 and the redemptionprice is $5. At the same time, patrons,may sign for tal)13 leservations.Each table seats five couples, andmay be reserved entil e or by thecouple. Redemption weill take placeduring the first of Alareb.

For those who take advanced Mili-Itary Science, special alrrangement is

Professor A. L.Merrill Retires

From InstituteLuncheon Given Yesterday In

H~is Honor Attended byNearly Two Hundred

FACULTY SECRETARYFOR OVER 27 YEARtS

Co-Author of Widely Used Text-Book in Mechanical

Engineering

Allyne L. Merr ill, senior professorin the 1-Keehanical Eingineering De-partment and sect etary of the fac-ulty, is retiring with title of pr o-fessor emeritus. He was the guest ofnearly two hundred of his colleaguesat luncheon yesterday in Walkoer.

A small luncheon tribute contem-plated by several of Professor M~er-rill's closer f] iends w,,as enlarged atthe request of the faculty so thatthey might honor him. He has beensecretary of the faculty for mor elthan twenty-seven years.

Pouffesznr4 Merrill., .t87ho -no1,r hnlrls

the title of Professor of Mechanism,is on a leave of absence for the sec-ond term, after serving continuouslyas a professor since 1890. At tileend of the academic yrear he .%rillretire as professor emeritus.

Two years after his graduation in1885, he was made an instructor inthe Mechanical Engineering Depart-ment. During this time he was en-gaged as an assistant in the depart-ment. He wrote a book on Mechanismwith Professor Schwamb which hasbeen widely used as a text, havingpassed through niany editions andrevisions.

Professor Mer-rill has the ad-miration and respect of both the fac-ulty and students for his skill andinterest in their work. He is seventyyears old and lives in Arlington.

One Hundred MenReport for Crew

Veteran Oarsmen Return toMake Up Rsoster of Varsity

and Fifties

With over a hundred men answer-ing the call to indoor crew practice,Coaches Bill Haines and Al Dunningsounded an optimistic note at seeingthe enthusiasm at such an early date.Both the varsity and light boats arecomposed of veteran oarsmen, themen having rowxed] together last year,and the boats remaining practicallyintact for this season.

Al Mowratt who stroked the varsitytwo years ago but weas f orced outlast year because of illness, is backagain at his old position. CaptainJohnny Westfall who stroked duringthe latter part of last year has beentransferred to six. Phil C~ook whorowed for three years on the varsityand was captain last year is the onlyman lost to the crew this -season.

Guy Haines Strokes FiftiesThe record breaking fifties stroked

by Guy Haines has returned intactand will probably remain togetherthroughout the year. The crew willhave to be at its best this year sincethey row against such opponents asYale, Princeton and Harvard.

About fifty freshmen reported toA: Dunning last night and had ashort workout on the machines. Al-though there are only a fewv experi-enced men composing his roster, AlDunning is pleased with the work andprogress shown by the first year menduring the fall practices.

The oarsmen will probably be outon the river as soon as the ice breaksup. They have a record of being oneof the first crews in the East to takieto the water in the Spring. Last yearthere were five boats on the water onFebruary 22, but it may be muchlater this year because of the thick-ice -which covers the river.

Both Coaches OptimisticAccording to both coaches, their

crews will be the best in recent years,but the schedule is the hardest, meet-ing the best crews in the East. Theopening race on April 28 will be adual meet with Yale on Lake Quin-sigamund followed by the annualCompton Cup Regatta at Princetonon May 5 against Princeton and Har-vard. The last scheduled meet wzillbe a triangular regatta on theCharles on May 19 with Harvard,Columbia and M. I. T. participating.

The lineups as the men 'have beenrowing on the machines are as fol-lows: Varsity: Bow, Jerome; 2,Stueek; 3, Haskins; -4, Wood; 5,Loewenstein; 6, Westfall; 7, Lucke;stroke, Mowatt.

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Rdfield ProctorIs Guest Speaker

At Formal Dinnerez Confrey, Writer of Popular

Songs, Will LeadOrchestra

RS. BUSH AND ROWEALSO ADDRESS GUESTS

Subdued Lightiag Will Aid inffGiving Illusion of B~lue Sky

in Decoration Effect

Tonight in Waiker the annual lDor-nitoryr Prom will climax the social

rason of the dormitories. A dinnertseven o'clock, at which Redfield

roctor will be the main speaker, willrecede the dance itself. Zez Con-ey's orchestra has been engaged to

rovide the music for the occasion.In addition to Mr. Proctor, who ismember of the corporation and armer governor of Vermont, Viceresident Vannevar Bush and Dr.Ilan Winter Rowe -will address theathering. Professor Robert E. Rog-rs will act as toastmaster.The dinner will begin at seven

'clock sharp. Following the speak-sa reception for the guests wzill

ke place, and at nine there wvill beintermission for one hour, to per-

it clearing the ball. Dancing willegin at ten. Tickets for the danceone will be sold at the door f or two11ars.In addition to leading his orchestra,ez Confrey will perform solos of hisvn compositions and arrangements.

onfrey is the composer of "Kittennthe Keys," "4Dizzy Fingers,"

Stumbling," "Sittin' on a Log," andhers.

To Decorate Ceiling

The ceiling of Walker will be deco-ated to provide a blue sky effect.ecorations will be provided mainlyYthe use of subdued lights, but

here will be floral decorations onach table.

Chaperones for the occasion are)rofessor and Mrs. Leicester F. Ham-Iton, Bursar and Mrs. Horace S.~ord, Professor and Mrs. James R.ack, and Dr. Avery A. Ashdown.tber guests invited for the eveningre Dr. and Mrs. Vannevar Bush,lon. and Mrs. Redfield Proctor, Dr.Ilan Winter Rowe, Dean Ljodbell,

)rofessor and Mrs. Rogers, and Pro-essor and Mrs. Samuel C. Prescott.Edgar B. Chiswell, Jr., '34, is in

harge of thle ushers, wvho are the fol-"Aing: Walter H. Stockmayer, '35;onald C. Gutleben, '&5; Harold W.

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A. L. MERRILL

H. Morss, 593, MladeActing Treasurer

Dr. Vannevar Bush AppointedAssistant Treasurer

of Corporation-

Henry Adams Morss, '93, life mem-ler of the Corporation since 1924, hasbeen appointed acting treasurer ofTechnology, wv-ithl Dr. Vannevar Bushas assistant treasurer. Taking theplace of Gerard Swope, Henr y E.Worcester, vice-pi esident of theUnited FTuit Company, has assumedduties as a tempoi ary member onthe executive committee of the Cor-poration. Dr. Robert J. Van de Graffhas been promoted from rsesearchassociate in the D~epartment of Phl-,sics to the ranlk of associate pr o-fessor.

M~r. MOTSS is treasurer of the Sim-plex Wire and Cable Company. Formany years be shared the r esponsi-bilities of chief financial officerl of the

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Team Competesin K. of C. and

Millrose GamesRelay Team Wins; Bell Takes

Third After Slow Startin K. of C. Games

B.A.A. GAMES TOMORROW

Columbia, Syracuse Beat RelayTeam in New York; Bell

Loses in Semifinals

By OSCAR F. HEDLUNDTechnology's indoor track season

started during vacation when theycompeted in the annual Knights ofColumbus Games at the BostonGarden.

Two sprinters, one high jumper,one hurdler and four relay teamstested their condition in this openmeet. Richard Bell won the firstdash in 53/5s., but in the final heat hewas left on his mark and got thirdplace when Philip Cohen of the Mill-rose A.A. of New York won in 54%s.Captain Bell came up the finish veryfast but could not quite make up theyard lost at the start.

The freshman one-mile team con-sisting of Wilkes, Pulsifer, Cooperand Roberts ran a wonderful race inthe open freshman event. They racedagainst New Hampshire and RhodeIsland and won by ten yards in3:415%. This race was run in twosections, and the time of each teamnwas scored so that the teams makingthe best times were awarded thethree places. Technology was third,B. C. winning in 3:383/%. The fresh-men ran an excellent race in viewof the fact that the past experienceof the Class of '37 has been verylittle or none.

Relay Team Beats Yale

The varsity team consisting of Jar-rell, Sousa, Schwarz and Wrigleysprang a surprise when they wonfrom Yale in the fast time of 3:313/.Captain Karl Warner of Yale, amember of the 1932 Olympic tealn,ran anchor for the Blue team, and itwas stated before the meet it was arunaway for Yale, but the Techno-logy boys won a real race by passingthe baton perfectly. Melvin Sousatook the lead at the start and handedan eight-yard advantage to Dick Jar-rell, who in turn increased it to fif-teen. Walter Wrigley maintainedthis lead for Rees Schwarz, who hadto run all the way to keep the leadover Warner. The Yale captaingained on Rees, but the lead Schwarzhad was too much for the Olympicrunner and Technology won bytwelve yards. The Engineers didthemselves proud to carry off the

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Friday, February 9, 1934

PROCTOR WETHERILL - JACK CAREY

Stratton Prize PostersMust Be in by Saturday

Posters advertising the Strat-ton Prize Comlpetition must besubmitted at Dean P'rescott'soffice before noon on Saturday,February 10, in order to bejudged in the contest for the$5.00 prize which will beawarded the designer of thewinning poster.

Page Two THE TECH

HEDLUNI)GRAPPLERS SEEK

THIRD STRAIGHTWIN OVER CADETS

Engineers Out to Revenge LastYear's Defeat; Frosh

Meet Andover

Seeking' their third victory of theseason, the wrestling team will leavefor West Point tonight to meet theArmy grapplers. Although the con-dition of the men is not at its bestbecause of the examinations, CoachJay Ricks expects much from hischarges. basing his opinion on theirpast performances.

Since the West Pointers defeatedthe Technology team last year, theEngineers are out to -et revenge forthat defeat. Although Army has losttwo meets to date, tomorrow's en-counter will be far from a set-up.They have defeated Springfield anddropped decisions to Yale and Frank-lin and Marshall. On the other hand,the Engineers dropped their openerto Harvard and then went on todefeat Brown and Rochester.

Ricks Pins Hopes on StarsCoach Jay Ricks is pinning his

hopes on such stars as Marderosian,!sbister, Captain Poole and GeorgeThe former is one of the cleverestwrestlers developed by Ricks at theInstitute, his best performance of theyear being in the last meet when heheld Clarke of Rochester, who hadnot lost a bout in two years of com-petition, to a draw, carrying the boutinto two overtime periods. AlthoughGeorge has difficulty in making the1lB-pound weight, he has won all hisbouts in varsity competition by largetime advantages.

Oshrey may not enter tomorrow'smeet, Judd being replaced in the 135-pound class. Boyan, who was injuredin his last bout against Rochester andforced to default, will return to theline-up. The remainder of the teamincludes Friedman in the 175-poundpound class and Grahain, heavy.weight.

The first year men will meet theAndover team in the Hangar gym to-morrow afternoon.

Benson CaptainsFrosh Gym Team

Varsity Meets Springfield FirstWhen Opening Matches

Are Postponed

Robert Benson was elected yester-day to captain the freshman gynmteam for the season which wtill start

. on February 24. The plebes will meetthe freshman team representing

, Springfield on that date in a lpelimi-nary contest to the Technology-Springfield varsity meet. AVilliamn

l Benson, brother of the newly chosenL freshman captain, is a member of the. varsity team.1 The varsity was originally sched-

uled to meet Bowdoit and Dartmouthbut these meets have been cancelled,so the Springfield match will be thefirst meet for the varsity.

Team Rounding Into ShapeTwo tumblers, Peters and Gilmore,

did not return to school for the see-ond term so the varsity will be with-out the services of these twvo menThere are now only two members oflast year's varsity left but the teamis beginning to round into shape an(!will soon be ready to meet its op-ponents. On February 17, the varsityvwill give an exhibition before mem-bers of the alumni following aralumni dinner in Walker Melmorlial.

Technology TeanmIs at Dartmouth

Winter CarnivalFive Men Representing Tech

Will Participate in Skatingand Skiing Races

FIRST TEAM OF ITS KIND

With five men participating in thewinter sports at the Dartmouth Car-nival this week-end, Technology willbe making a bid to enter into a newbranch of sport. The five Engineerswill be competing against one hun-dred and twenty of the best in inter-collegiate skating, skiing and snow-shoeing.

The team will officially representTechnology, and according to NealKarr, president of the A.A., the re-sults this year will decide whetherthe team will be an annual fixtureat Technology. The final decision as:to whether the team will be perma-nent depends on the approval of theexecutive committee of the A.A.

Hansen Elected CaptainMorton Hansen of Oslo, Norway.

has been elected captain of the team;and is entered in the cross-countryski race. Mathias of Montreal, Que-bec, has had considerable experienceon the ice and snow, but will havetime to participate only in the cross=country ski race in order to play irthe Williams-Tech hockey game a"Williamstown on Saturday afternoon:The other men entered are Waran-in the cross-country ski race, Kinhraide in the downhill ski race an,,slalom, and Wilber Jones in the 440yard and mile skating races. Man-son has been appointed manager ofthe team.

According to the latest reportslconditions at Hanover are the best i.recent years and the annual even-should turn out a great success. I.addition to the ordinary snow sculp:

the carnival, colored snow and icewill be used in the architecture. A[

pageant, figure skating and other.sports are also on the -week-end pro:lgram.

Shooters Do Well IDuring First Ter

Next Term's Schedule Include_Navy, New Hampshire i

and Army

With a record of five wins out okeight, the Technology Rifle Team hascome through the first term compet~tions very well. They won all c,their Intercollegiate matches, whic&numbered three.

1 The high men in shoulder-to-shouwder matches for the past term aidfirst, Manager Hall; second, Flookand third, Greer. Greer has doinvery well, placing first in three of tt

l matches. In postal matches, of whic;the team won four and lost three, tl{

. high men were Captain Foote, Hawk;,an(l Hall.

Meet Navy Next Week. On February 17 the team will talt'

a trip to Annapolis to shoot againstNavy. On the two following weekthey shoot against New Hampshiuat Durham, and West Point at ttmilitary academy. Coach MacDonnqstated that while Navy, who has becundefeated, will probably be victorous, the chances with West Point afa little better than even. He w7

loptimistic in regalrd to the comilterm, and said that he expected tlteam to win the Eastern Intercellegiate Championship.

In a postal match against We;Virginia last term, a new ranirecord for a team score was set utwith an average of 371 points out400 per man.

UNDERGRADUATE NOTICI

A course in navigation will be c0iducted in the near future by Mr. Ro0ert S. Woodbury. All those inteiested should report to room 2-330 be,fore five o'clock today.

Varsity BoxersMeet N.. H State

J. V.'s Also Travel North; FroshStack Up Against Yale

in Second Match

As part of a full weekend of sport,Technology is sending out three box-ing teams to invade enemy camps.The varsity and junior varsity aregoing north as guests of New Hamp-shire. The teams are leaving NorthStation at 8:40 tonight. Unfortu-nately the boys are not all in topnotch condition due to the strains ofthe recent exams; however the menare enthusiastic over the trip and themeet and great doings may be forth-coming.

The varsity line up follows:Norton 115, Bradford 125, Wether-

ill 35; Carey 145, Leftus 155, Dobro-chowski 175, Jewett heavy. The juniorvarsity: 115 forfeited, Muldowney,125, Garono 135, Wall i45, Gaughan155, Lavanas 175. There being noone to represent Tech in the lightheavy weight class, both schools haveagreed to have the blank filled by an-other 135 pound class bout; Lockhartwill represent the Institute in thisaffair.

While the elder confreres are inNew Hampshire the frosh will pay avisit to Yale, leaving South Stationtonight at 9:00 o'clock.

The following men are making thetrip: Amesbury 125, Claffee 145,Wirtz 155, Thorson 165, Dzendolet175.

Basketball TeamMeets Tufts Fivre

Bob McIver to Start at CenterTomorrow Evening in

Jumbo Game

The Techlnologya basketball teamwill meet the fast Tufts five tomor-ro a- night in the Hangar gym. Inan1 earlier m1eetin-° this season, theJumbos made a r unawnay out of theg-ame, wvinnin- 62-27a

Teehnology's hopes received a hardblow this wveek when it wvas learnedthat Rayniond Schneek, first-str ingcenter, had been declared schlolastic-ally- inelig ible. Coach Henrys Me-Carthy- has beean wsorking his chargeshaled in an effort to find the mian whowill replace Schneelk. The indicationnowv is that Bob McIver evil! be at

the pivot position when the starting~rwrhistle blowss tomor row night.

'The r emainder of the line-up whillconsist of the same men that havestarted the recent gae.CaptainGene O'Briell and Fletcher Thorntonwtill take care of the forward posi-.tions, while Reel Kennedy and JohnnyDemo wvill stal t at the guard posts.To-m Murphy Will prolbably be seen atcenter and Bill Garth at guard dur-ing, part of the game.

Tufts Rated HighTufts has a vrey fast outfit, having

lost only, one gaine to N~ortleasternl.The Jumb~os where w-eaktened consider-ably in that, --allie because JohnnyGrinnell, star forwzard, rvas unable toplay. Tile injur ed ankle which lkepth-im out of act"Din is now in goodcondition and hle will play againstTechnolo-,v. Thlis is bad news forthe En.1-ineers, forlihe ran up a totalof 16 points in the previous meet-in- of the twvo teamis.

The Technology team, which ha,.been practicinz 'hard all wreeks beginnine, on r e-istration (lay, wvill havre

to showv a real brand of passing anrlghootin-, besidles close guvardling, -,okeep the Tufts .scor,( (Iowvn tOmovrrON.

Victory in SquashMeans Leagvue Lead

6~~~~~~~Win Over Trinity TomorrowWill Clinch Championshipfor Tech TeamMeetin-s Trinity tomorrow after-

noon, the varsity squash team willattempt to keep in the win columnwithout the services of Lucas, thenumber one man of the team, and atthe same time clinch the Eastern In-tercollegiate Championship. Lucaswill in all probability be out for theremainder of the season because ofillness. Hunt, Eder, Newsman, Ingalls,and Wood wsill lrepr esent Technologyin this meet.

In the only other two formalmatches of the season thus far, the

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ONE HUNDRED OARSMENREPORT FOR PRACTICE

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.Junior varsity: Bow-, Kur yla; 2,Pratt; 3, Loomis; 4, Roulston; 5,

,Nashner; 6, Killianl; 7i, Oisen; stroke,Bixby.

Lightweights: Bowv, Hlastinlgs; 2,Burton; 3, -Aldler; 4, Becker; 5,Rothen; 6, Fassoulis; 7, Priggen;stroke, Haines.

LINCOLN FAIRLYSTARTS LECTURES

Lincoln Fairly, .onstr uctor in theDepartment of E:conomlics at the In-stitute, delivered the first of a seriesof informal lectures before the Audit;Education gl-OLlp at the Tw~entiethCentury Club last ' ueosday evreling.He wlill speak alt 6..<o p.mi. eachTuesday for ten Nveeh~s oul the sub-ject of ";Plannin-g Our Econom-ic andSocial Order."

ECONOMICS BOOKPUBLISHED HERE

The second part of Chapter~cs inEconomizes, prepared by the Ilusti-tute's Department of Economnics foruse by Technology studen-ts, has re-cently been published. it containsfour chapters by Professor Donald S.Tucker entitled (1) ''Problemls of theConsumer; IUtility; " (2o) " Deinland(for Consumers' Goods: SubjectiveValue; " ( 3) Rent; " ( 4) "Capital In-vested in Land;-' a chapter o!1 tr'als-portation by Prolessor Briainerd A.Thresher '20; a chapter by LincolnFairley, instructor in the deaprtment,dealing with industl ial r elations andthe Recovery A-et, and a concludlingch apter by Professor Ralpll E. Fsrec-man,

Last 2year lie (lidl not playn for liecould Ilot nI1anage to find the tinneto play. Since then he has been inl-active in sports until early this sea.son, whlenli e (lid solve pinich-hlittinlgfor AZic Duplin, Nvho wa&s awavy onbusiness. N'ow that ~uplinl has r esigned, O~wen has consellted to coachthe tealn for the l est of the season,a r eal sol oke of iuck for the teami.

letic Games held in the Boston Gar-den. The one-mile team will racePrinceton and New York University,the latter having run a relay race inNew York; in 3:'24'-,. Technology willmiss Dick Jarrell, the fastest manon the team at the Millrose Games,who is laid up with a cold and villnot be in shape at this time, but willbe ready for the University ClubGames on the 21st of this month. AlGreenlaw- will replace Jarrell andshould run very well, although it willbe his first v arsity race on the boards.Captain Bell, the I.C.4A. indoorchampion, is about due to comethrough, as he is in excellent condi-tion now anl his starting is betterafter a weelks wVoi k. The two-mileteam will race in the open raceagainst Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth,Boston College, Northeastern, Batesand Holy Cross. This will be a realbattle. The freshnen will also runin an open one-mile relay race. Inthe pole vault, Donnan and Stark willtry to clear 12 ft., while Crosby andFaatz will enter the high hurdles.

The freshman meet with DeanAcademy, scheduled for yesterday,was called off at the request of thelatter.

No matter whether we have a gold,silver or potato standard or money,this Wall Street gang of exploiterswill still control it.-lThe Cri nson-WVhite.

At Stanford co-eds must pass aphysical examination before they areallowed to stay out until 12 o'clock onweek nights and until 1:30 on Sat-urday nights.-Twhe Carnegie Tartan.

asVictor Duplinn, Jr., ResignsHockey Coach to Accept

Permanent Position

George Owen, Jr., fornel all-starHarvard athlete, and son of GeorgeOwen, Technology professor, has ac-cepted the responsibility of coachingthe hockey team for the remainderof the season. Victor Duplin, Jx.,who has coached the varsity andfreshmen teams 'or the past fewyears, resigned to accept a positionin Georgia.

Owen still can claiiii the honor ofbeing the best American hockeyplayer developed in the UnitedStates. A few seasons back he wasone of the star players on the Bos-ton Bruins, ranking second oniy tothe great Eddie Shore of Canada.Before playing with tile Bruins, Owenplayed at Harvard and on the Uni-versity Club team. Re was the staron both teams. While at Ilarvardhe was a nine-letter inan, winningletters in football, hockey and base-ball during his full thi ee years hewas eligible to play in varsity sports.

Played with Boston BruinsAfter graduating from Harvard he

played with the University Club inhis spare time. He was such a bril-liant player that the Boston Bruinsmade him flattering ofifers to jointhat team. lie did not want to playprofessional hockey, for it mean tfrequent trips out of town, and hedid not like the idea of giving uphis ainateur standing. He waseventually induced to join the Bruins,playing only the home games in Bos-ton.

He was an immediate success,scoring a goal the fir st ganme heplayed. He was soon a star and wasquite instrumental in bringing theworld championship to Boston sev-eral years ag o. A few yeal s latelhe was rivalling Eddie Shore as thebest defense man il professionalhockey. He was elected captain ofthe Bt-uins and guided them into aleag ue chanmpionship.

attempiihig to qualify for the final heat. In the iir-st heat, Richara ranagainst Cohen of Miillrose A.A., Hey-nman of C.C.N.Y., and M1cManus ofBostmil College. Tlis heat was wonby Hic lman il ti J10s. The starterswei-e Ralph Mfetcalfe of Mvlarquette,Emmnet Topplino of New Orleans andBeft Pearson froni Canada, as cham-pions only, al e allowed to start inthis classic evtent of tle indoor sea-son.

EEn'-ineers in B.A.A. MleetOn Saturday night the Engineer

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GEORGE OWEN, JR.,TO FINISH SEASONAS HOC EY COACH

Hockey Team Outfor Their SixthVictory Saturday

Wins Two Games During Vaca-tion, Beating New Hampshire

and Brae Burn

MEN IN TIP-TOP SHAPE

Seeking their sixth victory of theseason, the hockey team will travelto Williamstown Saturday to play theWilliams College team. During thevacation the team won two games,beating New Hampshire 2 to 0, andthe Brae Burn 5 to 4. Incidentally,George Owen, Jr., who is now coach-ing the team, played for the BraeBurn team against the Technologyteam.

All indications point for anothervictory for the Beavers in their gameagainst Williams. The men are intip-top shape and are playing a brandf hockey which has not been seen at

Technology for many years. The teams now really clicking together. Theorward line is playing together andhe defense is decicedly better than itas been at any time this year. Wil-ams was badly beaten by the Army;eam the other day, and the Beavers)eat the Army so the prospects areDright for the Engineers.

Beat New Hampshire, 2-0Last week the team went up to

Durham, New Hampshil e, and shut)ut the Wildcats 2-0. It was one of,-e coldest days they have had this,ear the day this game was played,)ut the temperature seemed to makehe Engineers play better than ever,ind Coach Owen is going to see if he-annot arrange to have some coldkeather for all the games. 1

Oe en Opposes Own TeamAt the Brae Burn game, a r ather,

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TRACK TEAM COMPETESAT BOSTON GARDEN

(Conitinvedl fr o,, Page ')gold medal. Team B ran an openrace consisting of eight teams in tworaces, with the Caldinal and Graygetting fifth place. The team wasrnade up of Hill, Vincent, Mluther andGreenlad-.

The tivo-mile team raced againstIlarvarld. Alaine, Boston College, HolyCross, Northeastern and Tufts. Thisteaml also took a fifth place, withM1asoni, Barr ett, Blair and Jenkinsrunnlin-. In this race, officials madea mistake and allowed the men onthe first leg to run only five laps in-stead of six, causing a confusion inthe laps and spoiling a real race.Hearv ard Exxon in 8:46:5- .

Close Race at Alillrose GainesThe varsity r elay team competed

last Saturday at the Millrose Gamesin New Yorki and raced againstColumibia. anda Syracuse. This was theclosest race at the Madison :Squar eGarcicn. with1 all three tealus, finishl-inlg Nvithin three yards of each other.Syracuse wvon, *with Columbia, secondand Technolo,-Y third. The racechan-ed liands five timies during themile, and oll the last lap ReesSchwsAarz was leading when Smith ofSyi ac~use sprinted past, carryinga,1long -%vt Iiihinl Gilmore of Columbia,UOltl jUsL beating Techllology's a!;-chor wlanl. This event wvas run inthe very f ast tin-e of o :29. Techl-nulog~y wva.s four-fifths of a secondb~ehin~d.

B~ell Frails to (ItalifyC>apl)zuii Bell fanl the 60-yard invi-

Lationl sprint aIIId got into the semii-finals, bout lost out by inches in

SQUASH BADMINTONRACKETS

Frames Strung to Order.

RACKETS RESTRUNG4 to 8 Hour Service

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by TECHAnd by Harvard, Yaleand the rest. If they'refrom leading colleges,you'll.most likely findthem at The N e wWeston. Location inthe fashionable center(near clubs, smartshops and theatres) isone reason; another,the comfortable goodtaste of quiet rooms.To say nothing ofeF re nc h cuisine, thejolly English CocktailRoom, reasonable ratesand week-end discountsto undergraduates whopresent this advt.

HIO TELNEW W7ESTONMadison Ave. & 50th S~t.

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Swan SongIt was with mingled feelings that

the Lounger (no longer Lounger SubTwo) sat down in the large, com-fortable armchair this evening, anprepared to write a column.

It took us some time to become usedto the chair, and the atmosphere in,general. Our Sanctum in the depths,of Walker is indeed a restful placee,and as we do not like to be hurriedit has provided an admirable refugnfor us in these days when all theqInstitute is in one grand rush to geti-started again.

But the Sanctum is really a miraculous room. First, although there*=are three doors (to keep out th`

noise), no one but the Lounger himn",self can find them. The doors, a.-you may have heard, have been giveri,names by those privileged few o`THE TECH staff who think theyhave seen them. They are Faith, Hoptand Charity, as you go in, the orderbeing reversed as you leave. Charityyou will note, is the door nearest t'Sanctum itself, and although man-ii-,have succeeded, after much difficulty

in opening the first two, no one hakbeen able to move the last. It -natbe that they have tried to batter;down with an axe (being spurred oustby some of the Lounger's statementwhich they did not like). Then tothe door is not affected by axes-ita very strong one; it would work i:your turned the knob, but no one bi-the Lounger himself ever tries 1get in that way.

We were thinking long and pr4-

cocious thoughts while we lit the nibriar and watched the smoke ri.slowly and then disperse. A half-cee=tury of Loungers have sat thus athave blown smoke into the air in:Fsimilar manner, and also have museswe do not doubt, in the same vei'But no one, we will venture to saphas ever held the position for so briga period as one day. For tonigbht must do all our musing ana fitcocious thinking in a single evening-

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MAL HALLET AND HIS ORCHESTRA

JUNIOR PROM BAND ISLED BY MAL HALLETT

(Continuted fromn Page 1)Former prices have ranged from $8to $15.

By a special arrangement with theManagement of the Statler Hotel, itwas announced that drinks will beavailable at the supper for those de-siring them. The dance will com-mence at 10:30 and -will continue un-til 4, with an intermission for supperwhich is to be served at 12. Thisyear marks the first time in the his-tory of the prom that legal liquorwill be served. Had the affair beenheld in Walker, as in past years, sucha privilege, of course, would not havebeen perrnitted.

Band Has Noted EntertainersChosen by the Committee particu-

larly because of his band's reuptationfor entertainment, Hallett has prom-ised to bring all of them with himand to put on one of his regularshows as a part of the program.Among his features alre:

"Toots" Mondello, 20 year old im-'personator of Ted Lewis, who hasbeen delighting audiences with 'hismimics for more than 5 years; Joe("Tubby") Carbonaro, who doesn'tcare whether you give him a violin,a cello, or a tuba. (Even a guitar isall right); Jack Jenny, 1"ormerly withIsbam Jones, who does a job with the1 st trombone as only a protege ofIsham Jones can; Lyle Murphy, for-rnerly with Jan Garber, who plays theTenor Saxophone, and who makes upthe arrangements for the band; GeneKroper, formerly with Russ C;olumbo,who does an original drum solo;Frank ("Flying Fingers") Carle,piano solist; and others equally ascapable and famous. In fact, thegroup has more than once beentermed "The finest aggregation ofmusicians and entertainers everbanded together". In addition, therewill be several feature vocalists.

Poster Contestfor Eleventh Open

House AnnouncedFifteen Dollar Prize Will be

Given to Winner ofCompetition

Announcements of a poster contestfor Technology's Open House indicatethat the eventful day will so-on behere. The contest -was announced bythe chairman of the Open HouseCommittee, who stated that a prize of$15.00 would be given to the winner.The poster is to be printed in black,-or in one color in ink, on either whiteor a colored background, on a sheet11'" x 17". The following printingmust be on the poster:

1934 Open HouseMassachusetts Institute of

TechnologyCambridge, Mass.

Saturday, May 5, 19342 to 10 P.M.

The committee suggested that theposter be of a general characterrather than devoted to any single de-partment or activity at the Institute.Designs for the poster must be pre-sented on a sheet the same size asthe actual poster will be, and mustbe submitted before noon on Febru-ary 28, 1934, at the Rogers Buildingo- at the Information Office, Room10-100.

There's genial sunshine and comfort inBRIGGS Pipe Mixture ... the delightful

new tobacco that is winning smokers every-where. Mellowed in the wood for years,

until it's biteless, mild, and rare in flavor!

Try a tin of BRIGGS and let it talk in

your pipe instead of in print.

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Not taMe GloryWe think it deplorable that to

sign over Tech Field, with its solinspiring message, is going to rui-The weather has been unkind to -and the eggs from many Field Doriots have quite defaced it. Now,stands, a bare reminder of its pristil

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VICTOR M. CUTTERADDRESSES CORP XV

Declares That Institute ShouldTeach More Social Science

Victor M. Cutter, chairman of theBoard of Directors of the UnitedFruit Company, was the guestspeaker at the dinner meeting ofCorporation XV, held Feb. 7th in theNorth Hall of Walker Memorial. Mr.Cutter, who was selected in 1932 todeliver the first Industrial addresspresented by the Department, spokeon current business problems.

He declared that the Institute cur-riculum. should contain a larger num-ber of social science courses andpredicted that these cultural courseswill be added in the near future.

Two motion pictures were pre-sented after the talk: a Boston Trav-eler film, "Gathering the News," anda film showing wol k on one of theWhiting Milk Company's farms.

PHOS ANNOUNCESMANAGING BOARD

Duff, Bailey, and Simon WillGuide Comic Monthly

A new managing and associateboard for Voo Doo was announced atthe Institute Committee meeting yes-terday. John Duff, 3rd, '35, is thenew General Manager; Richard F.Bailey, '35, has been chosen BusinessManager; and Lewis B. Simon, '35,is the new Editor-in-Chief.

Other positions announced are E.Henry Cargen, Jr., '36, AdvertisingManager; John D. Gardiner, '36, Cir-culation Manager; William B. duPont, '36, Treasurer; George S. Tim-ble, '36, Art Editor; Rufus Isaacs,'36, Literary Editor; Robert K..Weed,'36, Managiag Editor; and BenignoSanchez '37, Assistant Art Editor.

Duff, the new General Manager, isin Course XV. He is a member ofCorporation XV and the Beaver KeySociety. Duff was formerly Treas-urer of Voo Doo. His home is in NewBedford.

Bailey is also in course XV. Heis a member of the Beaver Club, theStudent Curriculum Committee, andCorporation XV. He was formerlyAdvertising Manager of Voo Doo.Bailey's home is in Newton.

Simon, the new Editor-in-Chief,was formerly Assistant Art Editor.He is in Course XVI, AeronauticalEngineering. His home is in Provi-dence, Rhode Island.

INSTITUTE COMMITTEEAPPROVES ELECTIONS

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the Institute Committee, subject tothe approval of the Point SystemCommittee. The two Technique ap-pointments are Walter J. Byrne, '35,Treasurer, and Wilfred R. Grosser,'35, Publicity Manager.

The Institute Committee also ap-proved the election of John B. Bal-lard, '35, as Junior member of theSenior Week Committee, and EdwinBenfield, '34, as chairman of theStudent Curriculum Committee, to re-place Donald K. Lister, '34, whoseresignation was announced.

A Georgia Tech student unneces-sarily repeated a course in the sameroom under the same professor with-out either of them realizing the fact.-The Technique.

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floe- G;ratz, R3 1obert .7. Mlarlis, ':,1;Anto*n Ei. JEWttl '36f Ralphl D. Morrisonl, Jlr., t;Aug'ust V'. Mlaeluo, 'Ili; Rlichardl L. Weioriwe. '361

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OFFICES OF THIE TECHTNexts cand Udsitorlaial-looly 3;. W\aller Mlemlorial. Cambliridlge, Hass.

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.(Conttinued frown Page 1)team has been victorious and expectsto defeat Trinity on Saturday even.without the services of Lucas. A re-turn match will be played at Trinityon Febr uary 17, this being the lastmeet scheduled for the season. OnMarch 3, three men will representTechnology in the Eastern Intercolle-giate Squash meet, but the three rep-resentatives 'have not yet beenselected.

When 1933 saw the repeal of goodold prohibition, Bernie says in 193they might even repeal Winchell.There is one thing, however, Roose-velt will have a little difficulty in re-pealing, and that is the banana.-TheSheaf.

From Santa Monica Junior Collegeexam papers: A taxidermist is a kindof thick f og; a toreador is a reallybad storm; pooling-a practice in-dulged in by young men about towni.-The Technique.

of indetermhinate sentences and of medical orpsychological treatment.

As for the second type of offender, he willprobably exist as long as our economic sys-tem exists; and the only means of curbinghis activity is to make it distinctly unprofit-able for him. This can be done by increasinggreatly the probability, now far too smnall, ofhis capture, conviction, and detention, ifguilty. Few criminals would take the riskof breaking the law if experience proved thatpunishment followed with absolute certainty.However, before we can achieve such cer-tainty, we must reorganize our police systemsand clean up our courts. Perhaps a Federalpolice system to replace our often impotentstate and local systems will be the only solu-tion.

I NTRODUCTION TO VOLUME LIV

MINCE this issue marks the first effort ofS the new Managing Board, we present withit, as is customary, the traditions and policieswe shall try to maintain.

As in the past, the news columns will con-tain, as completely as possible, all informa-tion of interest to T'echnology students.Realizing that we are in many cases the onlyoutlet for publicity affecting the variousactivities, we shall co-operate with them tothe full. It will be our endeavor in the courseof the year to place this phase of THE TECH'Srelation to other undergraduate concerns on aclearly understood basis.

We shall try, in our editor ial columns, tointerpret and integrate student opinion, at thesame time admitting that student opinion isconflicting, intangible, and often non-existingon many issues, and that a true representationof student thought will be frequently beyondour ability. As far as possible in such casesthe editorial policy will be the fused opinionof the editorial board.

The most prominent fault of college editorsis a tendency to go to extremes, an inabilityto moderate one's opinions or to give properweight to opposing views. Peculiarly vulner-able is the engineering student in his failureto grasp the fact that there is no commonground between the laws of mass action andthe laws governing the action of the masses.

We shall continue to welcome all signedcommunications to T HE TECH.

All this excessive hurry is just somuch "hooey." Our time is riot sovaluable that we should not takesome of it a,,vay from the daily grindand -use it for the pure fun of idling.Work isn't the goal of life. It's justthe means to the real end-that ofloafing.

The great need in colleges today isfor what Stuart Chase aptly calledthe lost art, of conversation. Plainloafing combined with good intelli-gent company is something by whichwe could benefit greattly.

The good old bull session shouldcome back to its former popularity.Discussion about everything from themerits of respective professors to theplace of economic determinism In ourphilosophy have as much educationalvalue as any reading or' studyingthat we can do.

Opinions are exchanged, ideasemerge, controversy takes place.every stimuli is brought out in dis-cussions to make the student thinkfor himself. That is -what gives themtheir value. That is what has givenAmerica its great independent, thinh-ers.

We 'want to remind you of thesefacts. Quit struggling all the timeand enjoy the best that college cangive you in the form of student com-panionship and discussion. Take timeout from useless activities to reallyenjoy yourself fore a change. Youare only in college once. The rest ofyour life you will have to work.Loaf and loaf advantageously. Thisis your best opportunity.-Universitilof Akron Buch~teliSte.

College turns oult some good naen-in their freshman year.-The TechOracle.

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In charge of this issue: Herbert K. Weiss, '37

ffN Washington arrives Troyanovsky, theI ambassador from newly recognized Russia.He is acting as the representative of his gov-ernment in a sincere attempt to make worldpeace an actuality. A non-aggression pactwith the United States similar to otherswhich the U. S. S. R. has negotiated withEuropean countries in the past few years isone of his first objects.

In Washington also arrives RepresentativeGeorge Holden Tinkham of Boston, recentlyreturned from a round-the-world trip. Aftercharacterizing the N. R. A. as "economicallyand fundamentally unsound," he goes on topraise the imperialistic Japanese. Seemingto forget the necessity for mutual friendshipbetween the United States and Russia, whichis dictated by requirements of the world'sgood, he says, "The Japanese are splendidlyorganized, and as intent in opposition to com-mulnism as the United States should be."

What a pity that in the days of toleranceand enlightenment there is stIch intolerancein the very body which governs one hun-dred and twenty-one million souls. But asa matter of f act this last vestige of hateof the "ignrunt furriner" is merely thefinal dregs of fast disappearing age. Whilewe are irked at occasional mutterings of thissort, we should congratulate ourselves thatthey are fast becoming less and less frequent.

Volume LIV regrets to announce the resig-nation of Paul G. Herkart, '35, from the Edi-torial Board of THE TECH.

- Pith the American-College Editor-

TAKE A REST AN~D-LOAF

0 you know that loafing is part of a goodDcollege training ? And that your leisuretime is just as important as your work sched-ule,?

We have been told often that everyone wasin too much of a rush in college. Everyonewas hurrying from here to there studying,working and engaging in activities. Recre-ation consisted chiefly in going to the schooldances.

That criticism has been gaining more andmore weight in our minds as we continue ourpursuit of that elusive thing called education.All college students do lack leisure and whenthey do have it they usually abuse it.

MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY

FATUOUS INTELLECT

DAILY the instructors of the InstituteDJ"cast their pearls before swine." Theswine are exemplified-by those not too rarepersons who are found in nearly every class-room, the "quibblers."

Intelligent, perhaps, and anticipating everyword of the instructor, the quibbler is proneto fidget, with perspiration standing out onhis fine high forehead, from the nervous in-tensity of the effort to curb his clever ques-tion or remark, until it may be saf e to inter-rupt the instructor and yet be heard by all.In this category are those who, from theexhilaration afforded by their participation inthe argument set in motion by their efforts,are intoxicated by the music of their voice;and those whose love of argument blots outthe possibility of lucid reasoning. The finalresult is' the same, for unless the instructorhas the intestinal fortitude and ability tosquelch the thing in the beginning, mnanyminutes are wasted to satisfy the one obnoxi-ous individual.

It would seem that in a school such as Tech-nology the calibre of the men would be abovethe petty quibbling type. Yet we still have atleast one at every lecture. And we can onlysuggest that before a question is asked, or anopinion offered, a man should examine it him-self. Count ten, if you please, before you popthat next blurb!

PRISONS AND POLITICIANS

THE results of the recent investigations of1Tseveral of our Eastern prisons open again

the question of whether our methods of deal-ing with criminals either stops crime or re-forms the offenders. Despite all efforts toattack the problem. of crime, the need forprisons grows annually in almost every state;additions are constantly being built andstr aightway becoming overcrowded. Thissituation is in contrast with that in manyEuropean countries where penal institutionsare continually being closed down for lack ofprisoners.

The discovery in New York's Welfare IslandPenitentiary, for example, that the entireprison was controlled by a ring of gangstersindicates how futile even a penal system canbecome when the underworld is in league withpolitics. When the whole nation, for economicreasons, is on the verge of demoralization, itis imperative now to make a slashing assaultupon the too-well-organized world of crime;or the racketeer mayr yet emerge victor.

Our first task, a truly difficult one, is topurge our municipal and state governments ofcriminal control. Then our machinery forpunishing criminals must be so organized thatit will serve as a real deterrent to crime. Aslong as politicians and not penologists aregiven positions of authority in our prisons,there is little hope that scientific penologicalmethods will be applied.

Walter Lippr, ann has pointed out thatthere are two classes of criminals: those whoare such because of mental, emotional, orphysical disorders; and those who engage inlawless occupations because livings can bemade in them most easily. It does -not seemjust to punish both in the same manner,although it is true that there would be con-siderable difficulty in separating these classesin many cases. For the first we need a system

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SR. WEEKt ADOPTED CtJ I~((lib(ommlittee oft Seiiior W'eek Colnl-. ttt~~ittee.

___ ~~~~~~Sectiont 3.. Tlle .1 fllxor 'Menibler shlall furtller kieep a

Candidates Should Be Familiar recordl of tlle order aii(l arrangtemtent of

With New Constitution nll edets matlerial lperthia~enlt tO .Seiior W eek1Sectioll 4

Editolrs lnote: For thte entighTte~i- Thet Juioltr Mlelmbelr shlla~ll in sttlw,il follow-

vilent of those omen whlo atre conlsider- the $300li retulrned to the class treasurv.. . . tl~~~~~ividle tlie reman~lling asisets anmiglst tlie

ing candidcucy fo)- th^e Senior Weelk minbllers of tlle Commllittee nd retulrn it toCoRmmittee, THF. TECH is publshin~g SetioLn 5the cowstituetioul of that b~ody. This The .Juaidor 'Memlber shlall not Shlare il

. . ~~~~~~~~the nrofit or loss of flie Commnittee elllringconzstitutioI wasS appro7*ved yesterday liis, Junior year.

by the Institu~te Conime~ittee. It iS in 'I'tio 6Tto ~ll~rslalsl~ltafrthe interests 01 m)emblers of the cont- mnal report at tlle thir(I meetingf of thle

mittee tllat thtey bse alcquacinted ivitl, portshall te (mtttitetin altsl ~lmd~_ets, ineonie and~

this C07ontittutiou, un~der wholich t/Ley expenlses ree ords ian(l a ~profit aiiul loss. ' . . . . s~,tatenieint. It shiall allso containl a dletaileil

mublst operate, sizc~e ivith cerstain limit- flecoillt ofr eachl fillnetioll, 11illlntes ot' all

tat ions, thbey )wlest assumsee finaneciaFl n nIl e w*l',.s ot;~f Ole :091ealerlO' WeeRl Comml1it tee

responlsfiblity for the preoject. W eek C'oilll~littoce as Avell as cop~ies of al1tho> lltobrattir(t. aiinounlcomelitqt. ticl;ets. e>te.lia-vinl- to (lo withl Senifor W.eek;.

SE£N'JOR WEEKI COMMI^TTECE SCection (!o.-.,S'[Ttl T1(ON TN'h .Ttiior M\embesr inll iis Fqezior Qatar

_ ~~~~shri11 aw1 nimitieilly 11 e v n)} elinl r .,r i lpARTICLE'll', I execlitive) eollimnittee of tlle Selniol. Wvel;

Ti'le wimme ofL tiliS commiilittee shlall lie tile Committee. ,as Nvel as iii lliis ximlior yoar.n~eioir We'el; C'ommittliee. tRTICL:E V'

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4}ARTICLEI III\-1The} C'onimiitt"e shal~l, attenltl ;lil funcletionis

of 'Neflior Wee fre t e of chIa~rge.A\RTICLE. V111

Sectionl IThe( Commliittee^ shlll} Borrow\E ill :tniounit

nozt e^xceed(ing -, ::;:0 frolin tho( CIass trelsulryto he use llS{M aS ll oplerating,{ fund~.Sect ion 2'

T 'lie (,'Oltill IIjt t (w shlllt s}lrt, {m-enlyl

a:ixolligr;t thillsoltvs a11lsl prits rellillilling,al'tor :1ll expenlses have beo })''1 lnii and thetfulil amout~iit h)orrOxv'('( f-rom la(':SS trealsurylias 1heon~ returned\(.,Sec~tion 3'

T hes C'o ill i ttzt sve lill s IIit ire ovenly1aImcmi. st th1einselv e s :all debs,1 r('Ioi tii hhi;-ift(-r tlhe 15;300 ho>rrow-eel froin01 (}ISS trelsturyI:IS bv('(' IIS(d(l

UNDERGRAOUATE NOTICE

Cornpetition for freshmen. as man-

agers of the several Spl ing spoz ts

nowr getting under way, is now- opena

to any first year nien intel ested.

Since this is the first call, all men

answering have aln equal chance. andl

may report to the A. A. office to

choose the sporst they xish to com1-

pete in.

You can't bribe people writli money7,

but you can wvith applesauce.-Tlic

Cr iovsonl-Wh;ite.

ARtiTICLE 11The> pulrp ose ol' thiis c smimnittee sliall bae

to arrange( andl~ czijltil(t Senlior WNeel;.AR1TI11 .CL [II

Sectionl ITh'lis commlilittee{ simlul c~onsist of twrenty

senisrs electedl ly the .Sellior C:lass at areg>ular electionl lzmiducitedl by thle Elec-tiollS ('onililklttm theIhs i ('11d of thle fifthwe(j(l {o' tile s)os (lil

Sec^ti<>ll 21This C'omin~itt('(' ]il~ll be( :I subt-cotmmlit-

tee of thet Inlst il l'(llt l andt tt :1( SAlallh~e responlsiblle 1 z i t.

ARICtLErl 11'Section I

Thle Rxecutivo} Commliit tve of tile Inlsti-

tute Comm11ittee' shlll] apploint a ,Tuniormlember' to tin - 4'nior We-ek'1 Comm11itteeprior to tlle Souniwn Week C'ommittee elee-tions.

Sert lole IThet E~to'11tiv( Comm~nittop shall] eonIist

off the Chlairma~n. S~eere+tai-v. memlnwr-:t-harve: Prrosi(]eTt of Seniolr Class. .laSt vnoar'sJu~nior mnfelul~r and thliS year's ,Tu~normembelhtr dill Nl] o}Atx-o ffio mnlesSection 2

If th(+ .luniotl mlemlwsr olf Inst v(,.lr iSelvt-tod Ohlnirmlanl or qRoeretnryt annotl-r

mombr- j-l~r~roshall lhe elm-t( te to thetExoeeutire Co"mmlit tee.

Section I

pwlf o~~illt(r senlior' (9iass sl'imp p)1(-

sidle a~t tlle ttrst Ineetingz ol' tlhe S~enli

W(-'ek Cl(ommlittee to I1e lidd~ Nvithlil Iwro

wveols after tlle app1.roval of: theo elec tiOIIS.

Secttion 2At thlis nivletings a chlairmanl. a sot -ietnry

shiall b~e electedl l, loepslt fromarnl.-gonst tllose puresent.

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THE TECH

iTATTON PRIZESTO BE GIVEN AGAIN

Ziven for Best Original Paperson Scientific Subjects

To develop the engineer's ability of

I ef-expression, the Stratto-ii prizes

will be offered again this year. Men

lesiring to enter the competion should

irst present original papers on sub-

'ects of general scientific interest be-

aore their professional society.

A fter the number of competitors

as been cut down to six, these, papers

11~il be presented as a part of the ex-

pi'rcises of graduation week at which

Rash prizes are given for the best

[cientific papers.! The papers should be limited to fif-

[-een minutes or less. Sceientific inter-

r"st and accuracy, clearness and cor-

s-fectness of statement, logical develop-

,Jment of the subject, and proper de-

-livery are the bases for the judgmentpf these papers. Not of minor im-

portance is the stance and the abilityi ; command and hold the interest of

-the 'hearers.

1 i Four marr iages on the Howard

i.campus recently have led the dean of

-,,%svomen of that institution to inaugu-

Wate a campaign among the women to

rX;nduce them to "be careful while

here is still time."-Thwe Crimson-

I'7hite.

Don Paul WillPlay at Concert

Musical Clubs P r e p a r e forWheelock Gathering on

February 21

The Musical Clubs are making

final pr eparations for the Wheelock

concert wvhich is scheduled for Wed-

nesday evening, Febaruary 21. Don

Paul's orchestra, wvhich p~layed at the

Chr istmas concert, -has been again

engagedl to play for the occasion.

The feature of this concert is the

low price of admission, $1.50 p~er

couple, the lo-west offered in the his-

tOlry of the clubs. The tickets wvill

be placed on sale in the M/ain Lobby

o)n Tuesday, February 11. The sopho-

mor e management under the guidl-

a-nee of the junior board wl~ill have

cha g e of the coneelt.

Planls are also being made in pre-

paration for the annual Simminons-

Technology concert which will be on

Alarch O~th at Jordan Hall. Reserva-

tions for seats may be procured at

the management oflice in the Walker

mernorial.

At M~arquette, all students livzing in

fr atel nity houses havre their names,

characteristics and peculiarities listed

with the police,-Thte Crintlsonl-White.

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/-LCALENDAR|Friday, February 9

12:00-Faculty Club '-Meeting, North Hall, Walker Memorial.8:0G-Dormitory Dinner Da-nee, Walker Memorial.8:00-Amnerican Chemical Society Meeting, American Academy of Arts and

Sciences, 28 Newbury St., Boston.Saturday, February 10

2:00-Aristocrats Rehearsal, North Hall, Walker Memorial.2:00-Varsity Swimming, Boston University at Huntington Y. M. C. A.2:00Freshman Swimming at Roxbury Boys' Club.3:00-Freshman Track, Dean Academy, Tech Field.3:00Fencing Mee-t with Harvard, Walker Gyrmnasium.4:00-Freshmnan Wrestling Meet -with Andover, Hangar Gymnasium.4:00-Squash tournament with Trinity, Tech Squash Courts.8:00-Varsity Basketball with Tufts, Hangar Gymnasium.8:00OVarsity Track, B. A. A. Games, Boston Garden.8:00-Valentine Dance at Intercollegiate Cosmopolitan Club.8 :00-International Students Club Dance, North Hall, Walker Memorial.

Sunday, February 114:0,0-Society of Arts, Lecture, "Sound and Silence," by Philip Morse,

Room 10-250.Monday, February 12

4-00-American Society of Mechanical Engineers' Mleeting, Room 10-250.5:00--Heat and Ventilation Engineers' Dinner, Faculty Dining Roomn, Walker

Memorial.6:0-Dorm Dinner Club Meeting, Grill Room, Walker Memorial.8:00-Ar-menian Club Meeting, WVest Lounge, Walker Memorial.

HENRY A. MORSS MADE with the degree of master of science,ACTING TREASURER having completed 'his undergraduate

wo-rR a year before. After a year at(Continieted frovi Page 1) teSorbonne. he wvas appointed a

Institute with his brother, the Late Rhodes Scholar in 1925, and for theEverett Mcrss. next four years studied at Oxford

Dr. Vannevar Bush, yachtsman, University, first as a Rhodes Scholarauthor and scientist, is vice-president and later as a National Researchof the Institute. He joined the fac- Fellow. In 1928, he was awarded theulty in 1923, and in 1932 was degree of Doctor of Philosophy atappointed dean of the School of Engi-5:Oxford. From 1929 until 1931, whennee-ring. hejoined the staff at the Institute, be

Mr. Swope's duties in the National carried on advanced research as aRecovery Administration prevent his National Research Fellow at Prince-attendance at mfeetings of the execu- ton.tive committee. Mr. Worcester, his H~is promotion comes in recognitionsuccessor, haws been a member of the of his notable work in electrostatics,council of the Technology Alumni ofwhich the development of theAssociation for many years. great electrostatic generator at the

Dr. Van de Graff graduated from Institute's research station at Roundthle University of Alabama in 192a0 Hill, Mass., is one striking result.

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TWO MALE bIVAS NEEDED IN, SHOWE

Final Selection of C:ast Willgbe Made Tuesday

Two "women" who can sing arej needed for Tech Show, but in thiss.case co-eds, are not meant. In addi-tion to the women's parts, a number'of men are needed by the show, JohngM!. Hitchcock, '34, general manager ofgthe show, announced yesterday. Theygshould report next Tuesday night atR7:30 in the East Lounge of Walkerf@

At the same time the final parts for$--the cast will be given out. The script~is now complete.

H~itchcock also announced thatEthere are two positions aspen onthassociate board of Tech Show. Thme-n who get these positions will having-the possibility of a very good positions,'-next year.

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LOU NCER

(Continuted frool Page 4i)self, with its message which begins"Not the glory, but the chase," scarce-ly visible. Perhaps it is symbolic ofmany things here at the Institute, butas for itself, its "ch~ase" is prettywell petered out, arid, contrary to itssentiment, all that lremains is theglory.

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Wledding BellsVague rumors have come to cur

ears about one of our freshman co-eds going off and assuming thenuptial harness during vacation.A~nd we always thought that Tech-nology was a place where you cameto study ! But wre're -wro-ng, appar-ently. It seems that one comes 'herenot for studies but 'co -et an education.

-oxSceaga of a Stuedent

A student toiled longy anul loudO'er- integr als r ad RmCk.

And learned f) om 'fact a.,nd flgur e,Of weighty. knowledgye, mucch.And as, frosm 'neatfh his ready pen,The problems came71 and went,His brow becom~e both Greased and

worn2,His bayck bofh fb-ed and bent.Time cattle whzen he fell ill and died;A~nd as the funreral passed,His classman es cull looked on and

sighed,And chorused thues, en masse:

Tecknologwy. Almza Hater,O. Tech, thovw house of paxin,Thou raised us 7up to lofty heights-And threwu its dowI again.0h, rosy-cheek-ed we entered,ThenL pale and wa~n we grewDried up, anal flow toe can bitt sayWe owe it all to ?You.

"I left my watch upstairs."'That's D). K.-it'll rum down.""No. it won't,-it's a winding stair-

way."-The Merionite.

ZEZ CONFREY

DORM DINNER DANCE~ TO BE HE:LD TONIGHT

(Continued fr oi Page I )Parker, '35; Robert A. Scribner, '35;George R. McCaulley, '34; Louis W.Pfla-nz, Jr., '35; George F. Lincoln,'35; and Damon E. Francisco, '35.Henry B. Backienstoss, '34, will actas head waiter.

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