THERE'S TREASURE EVERYWHERE

A Calvin and Hobbes Collection by Bill Watterson

NUAT IF SOMEBODY CALLS US "A. PAIR O' PATHETIC —^PERIPATETICS * - y-'

|j 0 JLsl ,'ve neuer ueard ov mam TARING TOE TRtt)gl£ ~ RUWE WEIRD INSULTS.

I'M SERIOUS.' ITS MOTE.' TOUR MCM MUST'VE P1MHED \T OH TOUR SHIRT.

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SPECIFICALLY. \T STATES TMAT ILL NEMER ASK SOO OUT ON A DATE, AND \T MPOSES SEYEPE PENALTIES ON ANY PARTY TMAT ATTEMPTS TO ENCASE THE OTUER \N

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ITS ALMOST \NSULT\UG NON FAST SUE SIGNED

HERE, HOBBES. I'VE DRAWN UP A FRIENDSHIP G5NTRPK.T FOR 'toOTOSIGN-

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PEOPLE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE TOES WAHT TO BE, N0F BECAUSE TOES HAVE TO BE.' _

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TOats "N IF Sour friends WHAT THIS]ARE CONTRACTUAL,

FIRES. / SOU DoNt RASE

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WRITE EVER-fTWHE I KNOW NBCMT THRMWOSMTRS. \TU. BE N BREEZE.

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BACKWARD M» FORWARD AND I HAVE TC RUSH TOE WHOLE THINS.

VIOL, WITH THE TIME available, nos dip the

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REFRAINING FROM THROWING THESE SNOWBAUS \N THE Hope of being rewarded AT CHRISTMAS IS DELATED

AND UN CERTAIN PLEASURE.

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I FIGURE THIS CttESNT REHU.T COUNT NSNNST WE, SINCE SHE'S SO

IF SOMETHING BOOS TUBA, THEM NEMER LET GO OF IT' TO JUST GO ON AND ON, LONG AFTER ANYONE. ELSE

WD THINK THETD CHANGE THE SUBJECT AFTER A WHILE, BUT TO NEMER DO/ TO JUST KEEP GRIPING UNTIL 10U START

IS INTERESTED/ Its JUST COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COKPLMN' PEOPLE WHO GRIPE AIL THE TIME REMU DgW^HE HUTS/

TO WONDER," HUMS WRONG WITH THIS IDIOT?' BUT TO GOON complaining and repeating WHAT THEME ALREMJT SAID/

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WELL, REMEMBER VMM NovJ SAID. BECAUSE \U A DAT OR TVlO, ILL HAVE A Y4LTTV

I WISH I COULD THINK. ^ OF COMEBACK. UNESy

AMD BUSTtRLUG RETORT/ ZOO'LL BE DEVASTATED THEN,

I PROMISE/

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NO)0 TYUNK A GOS WHO CLEANS HIMSELF WITH HIS TONGUE WOULD BE OPEN TO GROOMING-

ExistENCE iN WE tEMPoRqL SENSE \S iLUSoRy. WiS QUEStioN. +WEREfoRE, is MERNiN&LESS ON4

MKSCUUUE.: FEHMNE? FOREIGN WK KNOW, BUT HE DONT.' NO WONDER WECWT COMPETE IN Ik SLOBM- MARKET.' i oemi\no sex HwawroN.'_-

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LE FOLLOWING THE MEWS' NEWS ORSAN\ZATloNS KNOW I V S\T STILL FOR AM SERVOJS W50S5WH DF COMPLEX AND BOR\NS \SSL)ES.

GWE ME WHAT I WANT- ANTICS, EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATION, 5CWND BITES, SCANDAL. SOB STORIES AND POPULARITY polls all packaged as a soap

AND NORSE RACE.' ITS VERY ENTERTAINING.

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LOOK. AT ms HILARIOUS ^ CARTOON I DREW/

StE, THIS 5N0WMAN IS IN A SNOW CAR AND Ht 5A5,

BUT IF TOE CMt re MKUE OF SNOW, TOE ENGINE

“DITRN IT, WE ENGINE FROZE UP/' hkMum; --.GET IT?-3 ^

WOULD MELT IF IT WfrSNT FROZEN. EIWERWW, IT

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I DIDHT DO IT' I NEVER.

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BESIDES, A I MISSED, DIDN’T I ?!/

THE DEFENDANT PET\T\OHS THE COURT FOR /\ HEN TR\AL OH TUE CROUD'S TUKT R\S LANSER V=> INCOMPETENT.

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VWS CALUNG ?p IS TOPS «WI HE?! 'CAUSE IE \T IS, I TOY CH, HERE MOVM

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WE, ON5ERSTW®?/ TOO CANT HtovE /wriHWs/ r mw I'M INNOCENT/ JUST GIVE UP/

TOLL NEVER GET ME/

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