Terry, the Inappropriate Unicorn

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"I am your teacher. And, as you may have noticed, I am a unicorn." An awkward pause, and then a hand shot up. "Yes?""What do unicorns eat?""Well, we are vegetarians. I eat mostly salad and wheatgrass." Another hand. "What is your horn made of?""Good question. My horn is made of star hearts."