Survive The TeamPass His ClassesGet A JobGet The Girl

… That’s All

LMAO! So sorry to hear that!

So I Said, “Dad, I’m over here!”

For This Next Issue, Read Max’s Lines In Each Panel First.

He’s To The Right Of Russell Vega So, Unless You’re Hebrew,

It’s Going To Look Like He’s Talking Second.

Remember That Now

Yeah …

So three guys go to a hotel and the

dude behind the checkout counter

says, “I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to share a

room with 1 bed…”

Max Rock, Russell Vega’s Drummer In Obvious Mystery...

Well, I don’t know. They

can’t be THAT bad.

Freaking douche bags, man. They

make me glad I got all my macho

arrogant stuck up jock wannabe f###-bag aggressiveness out in high school!

I haven’t met many

douchebags, Max. Most

of the people I meet are

either nice, or I get away from them after a day

or two.

R U kidding me.?. Oh that’s right,

you haven’t found out first hand how

much of a douchebag most athletes can be.

This FridayCome See

And Stuff

Do you ever wonder why

my stress levels are always so

low? It’s because the

only time people in my life cause me problems are when I make those who I care about unhappy.

Good plan. But seriously, you make it sound way too easy.

Douchiness isn’t always so easily

avoidable.

Well sometimes

you’re gonnafind yourself in situations where you’ll

have no choice but to

be surrounded

by douchebags.

Max, you just gave me an idea of how I’m going to graduate on

time.

What, you have a plan to avoid

having those last four years of

slacking off to be for nothing?

Let’s keep walking.

Follow the line of douche bags.

Where are we going?

I’m joining the

wrestlers.

We’re stalking

the wrestlers?

!!!!!!!!

????????

But I don’t have a choice! And I’ve always wanted to try it!

Wait! No! Seriously,

Dude! DON’T DO IT!

I saw those female track runners and I

thought to myself, "I'd like to get

their numbers". So

I did.

Well, don’t you think you might be stereotyping a little too hard?!

Look, we’ve done some stupid stuff in the past, but the STUPIDEST thing you can do is ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH EVEN MORE STUPID PEOPLE!!

Well, this is the door to the wrestling gym.

(Sigh) You’ll find out soon enough.

The Door To The

Wresting Gym

Thanks.

Good luck in there,

man.

The Door To The

Wresting Gym

Why? It’s just a room full of guys---Ohhh, really? You think it’s going to be like that?

And where a rubber.

The Door To The

Wresting Gym

The Door To The

Wresting Gym

Well, here goes nothing. By the way, I hope your dad’s sight gets repaired..

You never know, Man. You never know. (Sigh)

The Door To The

Wresting Gym

That Was A Joke, Man.