Part 1

Well I’ll just be on my way...Hey, wait a minute… I didn’t know you

could talk…

Actually, contrary to popular belief, I amthe bearer of an extensive

vocabulary...

Errrrrr...

Now army! Attack this Scottish variation of the creature known as a dog!

Actually, we need to talk...

Oh for the love of… excuse me a minute...

When will you pineapplean type dealslearn that you can’t just interrupt

when I’m making threatening speeches!

Well, actually we’vedecided to stop doing

what you say...

What?

That’s right, we’ve discovered your plan to sell us off to a popular drinks companyand let them turn us into delicious Lilt™ !!

What drink was that...

Lilt

It’s Lilt™!! The fabulously delicious alternative to regularsoft drinks. It’s tasty blend of tropical fruits helps make lilt the drink

you just need to keep on drinkin’Lilt™! The totally tropical taste!

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That’s all well and good, but you pineapplean typedeals could never take me on !!!

Oh yeah!?!

Oh….No…..

We’re taking you to theworst possible place a

fruit could go...

No…No… not there…anywhere but there!!

Yeah! Yipee! Woo Hoo!You Suck!( More so )

Oh please… No! Get offme! What’s going on?

And so…

I believe that this belongs to you...Woo hoo!! Finally I get my

ball back!!Hey. Where did you take Dr.

Pineapple anyway?Well, it’s probably best

described as:Fruit Hell!!

RANGZIB’S

FRESH FRUIT AND VEG.

Apples! Goin’ cheap! 10 applesfor a pound! And we got pineapples! Fresh today!

Oh God! I’ve got to escape this torture!

Help me!Someone buy me!

Please…!

Nice one pineapple!You tell those customers!!

‘Errrrr’

Well, I guess I’ll be off home then!Will all you pineapples be alright

on your own?Hey! We’ll be fine!!

We’re off to theCaribbean!!

So, we leave Scottie dog playing happily with his ball.Everything is back to normal.Well, almost everything...

Hee hee...

THE ENDTHE ENDTHE ENDTHE END

CAST

Scottie Dog.

Dr. Pineapple

The Ball

The ‘Ay watch it’ Dog

Co-Starring

Scottie dogs’ faeces

The penguins

All the pineapples

Wish you were here...

Postcards from the Caribbean

Demented apple like bloke

Market stall guy and extras

With

The Fish

Special guest appearances from

Well this is even worse!

Oh! Shut it!

Water…need water...Ah!! That’s better!

Written and directed by

Mike ScurfieldMike Scurfield

www.geocities.com/scottiedogrocks

Mikezoneuk@hotmail.com

Copyright 2000 Mike Scurfield productions