My Celebrity CrushesAccording to my brother (16 years old)

DylanMe (Racheal)

I WANNA BE RED!!!Fine then…YAY!

Aiden TurnerI like his hair. His name is Aiden Turner?yesTimmy Turner…No…think HobbitHe’s not a hobbit, he’s a dwarfI KNOW THIS!

Andrew ScottI don’t know himIs he gay?YesThen why do you have a crush on him?Just look at his smile! What woman wouldn’t fall in love?You can never have him…I know

Benedict Cumberbatch

*Stares for a long time*Spock kicked his ass…

…This is true

Chris Pine

SPOCK KICKED HIS ASS TOO!!!

*falls out of chair laughing*

Colin O’DonoghueI don’t know him, but I like his beard. Recognize him?Is this one gay too?NoWho is he?Captain Hook!Racheal, that show makes no sense… kind of like Lost

Darren CrissI don’t know him eitherHe’s in StarKidWhat’s StarKid?It’s a theater–Never mind. He looks like Ted.From How I Met Your Mother?How many other Teds do you know?

David TennantLooks like he’s serial killerHe’s not.*Walks Away*Come back! You’re not done!Fine. What is he on?Doctor Who…You’re trying my patience.And Harry PotterOoh, ooh, I know this! He has a dad!Yes! Yes!Barty Crouch Jr. And the DoctorWhatever

Dominic MonaghanPot head.HeroinWhatever.His death was sad…Wasn’t it though?Especially since you knew it was coming…Awww, Dylan, do you miss Charlie?…move on, it’s too painful

Jamie Campbell Bower

That’s a womanNO IT’S NOT!But the hair and the cleavage!What cleavage?Oh, wait facial hair. That is a dude.Thank you.

Lee PaceTHE PIE MAKER! *pokes me really hard in the arm* YOU’RE DEAD!OW!!!! That’s not how it works!I WANT PIE!

Orlando BloomPrince of TroyReally? He’s been Will Turner, Legolas, and Romeo, and you’re going with Prince of Troy?He was good in Troy…Accurate

Sam ClaflinWho is he?Don’t you recognize him? We just watched him in a movie!NoFINNIK!Oh…whatever. Are we done? No

Sebastian StanI like his hair, but I have no idea who he is. Racheal this is stupid!He’s the Mad Hatter! Bucky Barnes! Oh, the Winter Solder?YES!I don’t care

Tom Hiddleston

He’s really silly lookingThat’s Hiddles!His smile is stupid. Who is he?Loki!Loki is stupid!*whispers* the internet would kill you.What?Nothing.

Zachary Levi He looks like a lovable nerd.That’s exactly who he is!He should be on that nerdy show you and mom like.Which one?Chuck*rolls eyes*He should host all of Comic Con. His smile is infectious. What can he do?…Act…What else?…Sing…He should be a Disney Prince.…Are you messing with me?(not lying) What? No.You don’t know who he is?Wait…is he Chuck?YES!He should have been a Disney Prince instead.But he is a Disney PrinceHAHA! Nice try, Racheal! *rolls eyes*