Post on 24-Nov-2015
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Do You Like Riddles?
How do glasses say hello?!
Where do horses go when they are sick?To the horse-pital(hospital)
What do you call a dead almond?Die- (diamond)
What do you call a cute girl with no ears?-
What do you call a person who teaches fish?
What did the cookie say when it wanted to leave?!
What country has a big nose?!
What country fights a lot?
What country do cows go to? (Uganda)
What do you get when you mix a cow, a bird, and a rat? (Sausage)
Where do cows go on a date?The Moo-vies
What do you call a hairy robot?-minator
What did the car say to the bread?!
Where does bread like to sing?At the
What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my Ga-shee
Where does Kimbap go when it dies?To Kimbap Heaven
What did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away?Go-!?
In what month does Korea have no snakes or bees?No- (November)
Do you want to hear a family joke?-joke
How many letters in alphabet?Eight (8)
What did one forehead say to another forehead?Ya-!
What does the devil use in the winter? (evil)
How do you mail a tooth?-mail (e-mail)
Where do Australians keep their money?(pocket)
What is name in English?Bobby Brown (- Brown)
Why did the mosquito go to the doctor? (sore throat)
Why did the fly go to the doctor? (sore arm)
How much did the blanket cost? ($2.00)
A Korean was waiting for the bus. She sees the bus coming and said, " . An American man next to her thought she said WHAT DAY? So he said, "MONDAY, MONDAY. But she thought he said So she said, ", " then the man says,"ohh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"