I’m a G

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An Official Investigative Report onthe Householder Gang and the

Evolution of it’s Gang Sign

As far back as summer, 2009, several membersof the Householder family, including Chris “CHouse,” Daniel “Doobie,” and Michael “Mike,” began making allogations that theywere, in fact, “G.”

By repeating their simple message, “I’m a G,” as often as they could, they were effective in getting their message out.

Many scoffed at their claims, which haveseemed to subside in recent months. Nevertheless, the truthfulness of such claimsremain valid.

I will show, through a series of pictures tofollow, not only the truthfulness of their claimsto be “G,” but also the existence of theHouseholder gang and their oft-used gangsign. I will also offer recommendations at theconclusion of how to avoid danger orinfluence.

Please pay close attention.

While the gang seems to have been started byit’s eldest member, Chris “CHouse” Householder, it may trace its roots all the wayto its patron and supporter, known solely byher gang name “Mama Casa.”

However, the gang’s sign seemed to originatewith its only actual female member, Stephanie“Stephie Foo” Householder.

The gang’s distinct sign seems to be, as far as isvisible to outsiders, two fingers raised in a V fashion. They may be pointed in any directionthe gangmember wishes.

In certain circumstances, a third butunconsecutive finger is also raised, as in theprevious picture. It was initially unclear whatthe usage of this third finger indicates.

The sign was quickly adopted by all gangmembers.

The sign seems to have wide and varied usage, including increasingly in the presence of non-gang members.

In some cicumstances, these non-gangmembers seem to have adopted the same signin attempts to gain entrance to the gang. Unfortunately, due to the fact that they are not“G” enough, none have gained entrance.

(Notice Stephie Foo’s usage of the third non-consecutive finger when she throws the sign.)

(Notice CHouse’s inversion technique.)

Stephie Foo seems especially skilled at attracting wanna-be-“G” admirers whocontinually attempt to use the gang sign to gainentrance to the Householder gang.

Perhaps it has something to do with hercontinued usage of the third non-consecutivefinger technique when throwing the sign.

Some gang members periodically use (and possibly abuse) the sign in overt attempts toshow off their “G”ness.

A common example of this is a certain gangmember’s usage of the sign in obvious attemptsto score chicks (and dudes) who admire hisfledgling “G” status…

(Note the especially impressive third-finger thumbtechnique, and the admiring dudes)

Recently, Stephie Foo seems to be pioneering a new style of clothing that may soon be adoptedby all members of the group in order to furtherdistinguish themselves from rival gangs.

Such manner of dress seems, at least to thispoint, to be characterized by:

Ridiculous hats, slightly tilted to the side, as well as…

Obnoxiously colored pants, paired withoddly-patterned sweaters

Gang founding-member CHouse has alwaysbeen a committed member, continuallydemonstraing the immense versatilty of thegang sign’s usage.

He is unafraid to throw the sign in any setting, in any manner of dress.

However, his recent actions are especiallyalarming.

More and more, CHouse has exhibited othergang signs, in what seems to be early attemptsto form a splinter gang distinct from theoriginal Householder gang.

Early on, he experimented with the two-fingerrocker sign:

However, CHouse quickly found another, more striking sign. He throws this new signoften and without embarrasment.

The Householder gang sign remains present in the world as a demonstration of gang strengthas the members continuing claiming, “I’m a G.”

People should be especially careful not to beattracted by the gang or the gang sign’s appeal.

No one, repeat, no one, is completely safe fromthe draw of the Householder gang, no matterhow “G” or not-”G” they might be.

Remain vigilant, and be careful.