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IN N. Y, CWWiniam McK. Clayton RiesBrief Questioning Eligibility ofNew 0. C. Commissioner.

By claiming residence elsewherethan in the D'atrtrt of Columbia. KevDr John Van Schaick. )r is disqualifiedtroni Imi.ling the office of lustriciCommissioner, William McK. Clayton,Of the Itrlghtwood Cltlsens' A aso« I a

Main, holds In a supplemental brief(lied today with thu Seaate Districtt'.-r-nRev Dr. Van Sehalek Is espected to

.f pear before tin lustrici ("ommltte··within the next few days to anawar

«chargea that he la not a boaa fideresident of the Oi»trtct, and still la<_. voter In New York ftate.

Brief n . 4 ?.

Tlie brief by Mr. Clayton Is direct¬ed lo the claimed disqualificai i<m ofDt. Van Schaick under the «onci lingparagraph of the disability clause intbe act of 1S7S: "Shall have claimedreeid· m «- ? «when- ala· for a period.f three years next Da-fur·' appointBlent." It is on this point that theÏMnrlct ('«nominee »nek« enlightenjnent from Dr Van Schaick himself.

air. '1.1V-ton'.- brief reads, lu part.¦_> follows:

¦"Your objector says that said JohnVan Bcbatck jr., rstablisheil some

twenty-five years ago a voting resi¬dence in <'r.iriri,-skill. Herkimertownship. Schoharie county, State of>*ew York; that he has maini ru- ,

«the same ever' slm-e. and that he Istoday a duly qualified and acceptedvola r In the voting precinct of raidtown In whleh his residence Is es¬

tablished."Attention of the committee is in¬

vited to a signed pencil memorandum.submitted to the committee by aaldJohn Van Schalik, Jr., which reads:

..'I have not voted or registeredwithin three year·.'

"Said signed statement is not "riy

It Works!_Jry Itfalla how to looaen a aor< I

tender corn ao It lifts ,

»Mit without pain. ·

¿aa..aaaa»..»..aa....aa|flood news spreads rapidly and

druggist· here are kept busy dia-pentfing freezone, the ether discov¬ery of a Cincinnati mun, which Issaid Ut loosen any corn no it liftsout wilh the fingers.Ask at any pharmacy for a quar¬

ter ounce of frei zone, which willcost very little, but is said to be»ufficn-nt to rid one's feet of everyhard or soft corn or callus.You apply just a few drops on the

tender, aching corn and instantlythe soreness is relieved, and anonthe corn is so shriveled that It liftsout without pain. It is a sticky sub¬stance which dries when appliedand never inflames or even irritatesthe. adjoining tissue.This discovi-ry will prevent thou¬

sands of deaths annually from lock-Jaw and Infection heret<if««re result¬ing from the suicidal habit of cut¬ting corna.

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1 HIS »^»xsoLt. SAO. APraöUt-a FATHtn«». "THE *TÇ*ÏOO_U.e«op ^LCtiv-û oor~TV»e eABT'cs T*«CT\>«Ä.eeJefcX TIMG A COUPLE ot? FRieobs F*A___3_.

.llalngenuous. but It seeks to conveyInformali.m calculated to mislead"He Int.« «pent over two year« of

the three year« preceding hi« appolnt-inent outside the United State«. Sin.-ß)hi» return in July, 1010. no reunirátion or election has been held In theState of New York, of which he U a

citizen and In which he vote·."He voluntarily withheld no vote

or registration during that period oftime, for either nu opportunity waaafforded for Its 'exercise or his ab¬sence beyond seas precluded It.

"If he voted In November, 1016. or

ut uny preceding or subsequent el««.-tlon he remained, and remains, a duly.inaliti» ?! voter until hie name 1·tn. ken from the polling list, and

this is done only upon his own re¬

quest or failure to comply with eomenew registration requirement, anduntil this happens he continues toclaim residence eleewhere than in theDistrict of Columbia, and Is, there¬fore, barred from the office of a Com¬missioner of the District of Columbiaby the ait of Congress recited afore¬said."The bar may even he raised hlRh-

er, for the declaration of an intentionto vote, the payment «>f a poll tax, thelisting of the name at a primary elec¬tion without ever an exercise of thefranchise would be a claim of resi¬dence sufficient to exclude under theact of 1878.

"Aa ? matter of fact has it ever

been the mind or intention of saidJohn Van Schaick, Jr., to claim or

consider any other place than Cobbles-kill, ?. Y., as his home?

II.-«I.I. ¡tr. «In Taper."As a teacher in early life he spent

several years in a Western State.Kansas, we are Informed, but hethen claimed and maintained NewYork a« his home.-then a« a ministerof the I'niversallst Church, he servedthe pastorate of a church of that «1.nomination In the District of Colum¬bia and sojourned therein, but hecontinued, and continue.«, a «itij-.enof the State of New York and exer¬cised nnd continuo· to exercise from

time to time all the privilege· andrights of a duly qualified elector ofthat State."He might have filled the pulpits

of a score of churches in aa manycities, and had hla domicile duringhi· various pastorates in each ofthose eitle·, but his home and voting?« --.?· m ·· from his expresaed andhappy choice would have bean as hehas kept It all these years down tothe present day, 'Cobblesklll, N. V.'"Nothing shows the mind of John

Van Schaick, Jr., more clearly sus¬

taining this contention than the pro¬duction a· evidence in this case of thestationery used by bun In hi· of¬ficial and «orlai «orrespondence.Thr printed and stamped address on

both paper and envelopes appears andreads:

" 'John Van Schalk. Jr.." ¦Cobblesklll,

'· 'New York.'"Respectfully submitted,

"WILLIAM McK. CLAYTON."For the Hrightwood Citizen·' As-

sociation of the District of Columbia."

JR. 0. U. A. M. PROTESTSVAN SCHAICK FOR CHIEFDeclaring the nomination of the

Rev. Dr. John Van Schaick, Jr.,to be "an alarming and sinister prop¬osition" a copy of a resolution recent¬

ly adopted by Andrew Jackson Coun¬cil No. 6. Junior Order I'nited Amer¬ican Mechanics, has been sent to theSenate District Committee which Isconsidering Dr. Van Schaick'· ap¬pointment."The vital principles of America's

civil policy against the dangerousunion of churcti and state" are vio¬lated in the selection of Dr. VanSchnlck, the resolution asserts, andit points out that he should not be¬come, one of the city's governor* he-cause he is a regularly ordained min¬ister.

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A Sale That Comes But Once A Year

January Reduction Saleof The Famous

Stanley Suitsand Overcoats

Starting Tomorrow Morning at 8 o'clock'r' It is an iron-clad rule of the Stanley Shops that

all goods should be sold in the season for which theywere made.hence this final sale, which includeseverything, even our heavy-weight staple serges.Vou can realize a very substantial saving on thewell-known Stanley clothes of first quality.for notonly are they priced way below this year's values,but far down on the scale of what next year's in¬creased prices will be.

All Stanley $30.00 Suits...-.-.-.,_$25.00All Stanley $32.50 Suits. .$27.50All Stanley $35.00 Suits.$30.00All Stanley $42.50 Suits. . .$35.00All Stanley $47.50 Suits.$37.50All Stanley $50.00 Suits.$42.50All Stanley $60.00 Suits.$50.00

All Stanley Overcoats atGreatly Reduced Prices

Absolute Satisfaction Guaranteed.Or Money Refunded

CTANLEYk3 CLOTHES SHOPS

Out Wathrnt«r*nStrjre l&~ 1209 Pa. Avenue Or»·«! Snrard-·/

Evening

BRINGING YANKS' BODIESHOME UP TO RELATIVES

Nest of kin to It. Sole Judge« inMatter, Haker'r·

0«<ree.

"Itemoval to America of the bcdl·»«of solillers burled In Frani¦¦¦ will becontinued aolely upon the w lehe« ofthe next of kin," la the ultimatumof Secretary of War ltak«-r."The feeling aroused by un alleged

attempt of undertaker· to « apltult/. ?the griefs of «oMn-r«' fu.ni!Iira willhave nothing to do with (lie, m it'· r

"We shall not bring the bodieshome because any undertaker or or¬

ganization of undertakers may ni liit; but we anali not leave them theremerely for fear the undertakers willget business.

It. lull«»« To I.». I.I»

"Ilelatives will be Riven everv op¬portunity to know th.- fuct« the lo-a-atlon and condition of American mil¬itary cemeteries In l'r.itice. and th>-care which is taken of the grave-of their own dead; and also the pro-viHlnn« whi.h this iloverinment willmake for their removal and prope:interment here. Then those who wt-nto have their relatives' bodies bronghihome will be gratified as soon Mpracticable."While it does not seem generally

¡' understood, there Is no French le^isl.t? ??·- enactment whla-h prevent« thebringing home of the bodies. TheteIs a ministerial decree which for tin-present affects the war zone.There are appioxlmately ,- I8OO0

American soldier graves outside Ih.war zone and SO 000 within ihe boundarles. Negotiations will be condu··ed with the French authorities ?.??;-Ing toward a removal of «he war

zone restriction, and a commissionwill be appointed lo determine ih«;time.

Cat) Per Ce»»t Want n...ii».

"The agitation regarding the un¬dertakers arose so far as I can lc*rnfrom an article In a New York fu¬neral directors' paper calling at'«.n-tton to the business likely to accrueto the trade through the prop ..«edremoval. 1 do not think that It ah nil iaffect the situation."

Secretary Baker said that when l».t-ters were sent some time ago Matinsthe preference of relatives, about soper cent of the replies asked that tinbodies be brought homeHe said that neither the SO d r

cent nor the 90 per cent would b·held bound by these lettere when itcame to the final decision.

CONGRESS IS PLANNINGADJOURNMENT IN JUNE

Republican Lendern Hope lo HaveLegieletire Slate Clear for

(Vinai ntiim.

Final adjournment of Congress forthe present session on .lune ? Is pro¬posed by Republican Leader MondellHe «ays that all necessary legisla¬tion can be got through Congress bythat date.The Republican national conven

tion meets in Chicago June S. It isthe hope of many members of G??-cress that they can attend as delegatethis convention, leaving behind themall troublesome questions concerningnational legislation.With the passage yesterday of the

postoffice appropriation bill theHouse has disposed of two of thethirteen appropriation bills It has tonet upon at this «es«lon.Other appropriation bills rearing

completion and soon to he presentedto the House are the legislative, thediplomatic and «-«insular, the fortifica¬tions, the army, and the navy bills.

'CHANGE SEAT AT $115,000.NEW YORK, Jan. 16 The sale of

two seats on the New York Stockexchange for $1 IS.000 each, and Olanother for I10S.OO0. was announced.The Iset neat sold previously broughtr I Oft 000.

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New Type of Aneathetic an Improve-iH.ni. Since It Carrie« No

Nautuating III.· ?»

A new type of ether which rllm-Inati'H pain without loss of eon-hi'Ikusi.css and practically eliminatestho Dauaaa thai generally follow«Ihe ii·»« of i-thir. hns heen developedhy I·; I. du Tont da Nemours «t Co.,. if Wilmington, L>el., and is now be¬ing produced.The ?«·?? anesthetic Is a highly re¬

fined ethar modified by lh«· additionof certain gases which «rive It thesenew and desirable characteristics inaddition to Its use aa an anestheticIn ordinary practice Its ability to pro¬duce Insensibility to pain wlthnuiloss of consciousness opens up un

entirely new field of usefulness.Til» most common of these are In

dentistry, where th«· new «ther willrender painless such operations as

nerve treating, removal of rootsand drilling and filling of teeth, andIn obstetrical caaes where only a

small amount of the ether is requiredto relieve the pain.Tests which have been conducted

with th«· n«w ether at various hos¬pitals and clinics hav« demonstratedHint It Is thoroughly practical

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CONGRESS TURNS DOWN '

RECLAMATION PROJECTtren» train·-.! do« ? «>?·? III. re

quasi of a delegation et »>

.governors fur (..u iMJU.iimi f«at Ion and urination projects ? haCovavimuent ?« now facing a *« 000,OOO,04»· drfla-ii «alili taking micount Ihe (.»0 (lOO.OOO «ailed for underthe Sweet bill Increasing war ? ia_benefits, and no euch project ah« «ildi,< oiisldered at this time. Majorityleader Ifondell aaid

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Size« Ito 5"i$3.«S5

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