Post on 04-Dec-2014
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Farewell Sara Wolfson
From your friend(s) at Smart Growth America
Sara Is• Cottontail
Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short
Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her
Asian food
Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her
Asian food• Always sick
Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her
Asian food• Always sick• Haughty
Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her
Asian food• Always sick• Haughty• A morning
person
Sara Is• Cottontail• Very short• Picky about her
Asian food• Always sick• Haughty• A morning
person• Salesforce
personified
Things She Likes
• Trees
Things She Likes
• Trees• China
Things She Likes
• Trees• China• Reading
Things She Likes
• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking
Things She Likes
• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one
else in the office relates
Things She Likes
• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one
else in the office relates• Supermarkets
Things She Likes
• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one
else in the office relates• Supermarkets• Maru
Things She Likes
• Trees• China• Reading• Cooking• Things to which no one
else in the office relates• Supermarkets• Maru• Shakespeare
Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to
• Salsa
Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to
• Salsa• The Horah
Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to
• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms
Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to
• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms• Cats
Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to
• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms• Cats• Tahini
Things She Dislikes/Is Allergic to
• Salsa• The Horah• Mushrooms• Cats• Tahini• Dirty dishes
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Dearest Sara,We hope your encounters with classical and modern thinkers and the paradoxes they present, and your
current service on the ground, have equipped you to grapple with complexity and ambiguity.
You shall always be an alien agent of a leviathan
swallowing our every freedom.
RAY
LAH
OO
D!