ENGLISH IS A STUPID LANGUAGELets Face ItEnglish is a stupid languageThere is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineappleEnglish muffins were not invented in EnglandFrench Fries were not invented in FranceQuicksand take you down slowlyBoxing rings are squareAnd a guinea pig is neither from guinea nor is it a pigWhy is the man who invest all your money called a broker?If writers write, how come finger dont fingWhy isnt 11 pronounced onety one?Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposite?If the plural of tooth is teeth,Shouldnt the plural of phone booth be phone beethOne goose two geeseSo one moose two meese,If the teacher taught, why didnt the preacher proughtIf people from Poland are called Poles Why arent people from Holland called HolesYou fill in a form by filling it outA bell is only heard once it goes!English was invented by people, not computersAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isnt a race at all)That is why,When the stars are out, they are invisibleBut when the light are out, they are invisibleAnd why is it I wind up my watch it starts but when I wind up this poem it end.