The Five Funniest Jokes Ever!!! By Brianna, Jaden, Saidee

What’s gray squeaky and hangs around caves?

Stalagmice!

What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?

Mount Rushmore!

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

He felt rotten!

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Do you want to go for a spin!

What does a lemon need when it’s sick?

Lemon-aid!

Have a happy school year!