Breast of the Breast - Oxy's Pictorial Oxymania

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Breast Of The Breast, the Very Breast! Best is Breast & Breast is Best! I'm still Oxy (short for Oxymoron). I'm Utterly bonkers over (and under) Udders! I'm Not an author, but a slurpper and parodier of all tasty and/or chewy written and pictorial concepts and items that have a devilish tang of contradiction, conflict, inconsistency, incongruity, irony, 'Double Entendre' &/or opinion. Thus, my aim is to figuratively sharply & dully recapitulate, reassemble and/or reanimate such by slurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down, paraphrased, photoshopped and/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, though here in a mostly PG13 manner using electronic "pasties" and/or, hopefully, relevant, interesting and/or amusing strategically, yet discreetly applied "overlays," as: "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?"

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Breast Of The BreastOxy’s Pictorial Oxymania

Brisbane: "A Picture, It’s Worth A Thousand Words"“The Very Breast”

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Preface To :Breast Of The Breast

“Howdy Dowdy diddle um-day1” again, folks. I’m still Oxy (short for Oxymoron), not Peter, Paul &Mary’s playful little Leatherwing Bat, but a boastfully Sharp (OXY) & admittedly Dull (MORON)bovine eater of hay and haywire. Not an author, but a slurpper and parodier of all tasty and/or chewywritten and pictorial concepts and items that have a devilish tang of contradiction, conflict, inconsistency,incongruity, irony, ‘Double Entendre’ &/or opinion. Thus, my aim is to figuratively sharply & dullyrecapitulate, reassemble and/or reanimate such by slurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at timeschewed down, paraphrased, photoshopped and/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, as: "What's theuse of a good quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?”

Indeed “Oxymora,” especially as elevated and exalted to “Oxymania,” are mighty magnets for dastardlydisagreements -- words, phrases & pictures with internal &/or external contradictions! But beware,the mightier the quip, the tastier the slurp!

The concept of a picture being worth a 1000 or 10,000 words does not appear to go all the way back toConfucius, as some profess, but is traceable as far back as 1862 to the novel by Ivan S. Turgenev, Fathersand Sons: "The drawing shows me at one glance what might be spread over ten pages in a book." Thenin March, 1911 newspaper editor Arthur Brisbane, in the context of promoting Streetcar advertising,advised the Syracuse Advertising Men's Club to "use a picture, It's worth a thousand words." This wasfollowed a decade later by Frederick R. Barnard asserting in the December 8, 1921 issue of Printer's Inkthat "One look is worth a thousand words", and again by him in the March 10, 1927 issue of Printer's Inkwhere he inflated this concept to “One picture is worth ten thousand words."

Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actual scholarlyclassifications of the included items. That’s yours to chew through and muddle over. Some may be shownhere to “showcase” others and/or for “completeness.” Enjoy! And please forgive any imbalances withsexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as a eunuchized Ox, not provided with aharem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know little of such matters. Perhaps, that is why I findwords & pictures, instead of cows, so TITillating, so sexy . . . . Butt enough “B.S.” (or is that O.S.?)!Let’s sink our teeth into this moronic meat loaf and get to the jugular of the matter, so all of my vainslurping shall not have been in, or miss the, vein!

And speaking of veins and butts and such, while full disclosure & exposure requires the inclusion ofexposed body parts, for those who crave censorship electronic “pasties” and/or, hopefully, relevant,interesting and/or amusing “overlays” have been strategically, yet discreetly applied here in a mostlyPG13 manner.

1 From Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Leatherwing Bat,” whose "500 Miles" has been identified as being taken from an old Rosh Hashanah“Areshes Sifaseinu … Litvish niggun,” [Lithuanian Jews religious “humming tune”], "an oxymoron.”

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From Ancient Mythology come the Amazons, fierceBare-Breasted female warriors:

And from modern mythology that ever adaptiveWonder Woman:

To inspire the Breast-exposing Femen-Botes!

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The Femen-Botes who use their Bosoms for Political Gain!

But more on the Femen & their Bare Breasted Protests elsewhere.

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Breasts are FUNctional & must be exposed to function:

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World-Wide, From Time Immemorial, Breasts Are ForAiring & Exposing For The Fun Of It!

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& World-Wide, From Time Immemorial, Breasts AreFor Airing & Exposing For The More Fun Of It!

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& World-Wide, From Time Immemorial, Breasts AreOut There For Airing & Exposing While Working

Not ONLY Walking, Sitting & Exhibitionist Girls:

And Not ONLY “so-called” Working Girls:

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BUT THE Artistic “Topless” Working Women:

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And THE REAL “Topless” Working Women:

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And Now A Baker’s Dozen Of The Best Of The Breast:

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Breast Of The BreastOxy's Pictorial Oxymania Index

Prefacemazons, fierce Bare-Breasted Female WarriorsWonder WomanFemen-Botes who use their Bosoms for Political Gain!Breasts are FUNctional & must be exposed to functionWorld-Wide, From Time Immemorial:Breasts Are For Airing & Exposing For The Fun Of It!Breasts Are For Airing & Exposing For The More Fun Of It!

Breasts Are Out There For Airing & Exposing While Working:Walking, Sitting & Exhibitionist GAirlsSo-Called Working GirlsArtistic "Topless" Working WomenREAL "Topless" Working Women

Baker's Dozen Of The Best Of The Breast:!@#$%!@#$!Bobby DollBut I Googled It!Censor This! - Yes Ma'am, “De-Nipped”Heads Up!HeinieKinMother's CoffeeMowedPleasureRunawaySmiling Cop Copping A FeelThey're Staring At Me!Wood Nymphs

IndexThat's Not All Folks!