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Breast OfBodacious Boobs

Oxy’s Pictorial OxymaniaBrisbane: "A Picture, It’s Worth A Thousand Words"

Totaling 81, A Pair For Each Brother

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Preface To:Breast OfBodacious Boobs

“Howdy Dowdy diddle um-day1” again, folks. In this Volume you’ll be brought bonnie BodaciousBoobs as uncovered and added each in turn by the fabled Eighty-One Brothers of Japanese Folklore.Please read their fable (see Addenda at end), identify the contribution of the Eighty-First Brother, andbased on each brothers contribution speculate as to his unique attributes.

Me? I’m still Oxy (short for Oxymoron), not Peter, Paul & Mary’s playful little Leatherwing Bat, but aboastfully Sharp (OXY) & admittedly Dull (MORON) bovine eater of hay and haywire. Not anauthor, but a slurpper and parodier of all tasty and/or chewy written and pictorial concepts and itemsthat have a devilish tang of contradiction, conflict, inconsistency, incongruity, irony, ‘DoubleEntendre’ &/or opinion. Thus, my aim is to figuratively sharply & dully recapitulate, reassembleand/or reanimate such by slurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down,paraphrased, photoshopped and/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, as: "What's the use of agood quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?”

Indeed “Oxymora,” especially as elevated and exalted to “Oxymania,” are mighty magnets fordastardly disagreements -- words, phrases & pictures with internal &/or external contradictions!But beware, the mightier the quip, the tastier the slurp!

Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actualscholarly classifications of the included items. That’s yours to chew through and muddle over. Somemay be shown here to “showcase” others and/or for “completeness.” Enjoy! And please forgive anyimbalances with sexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as a eunuchized Ox, notprovided with a harem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know little of such matters.Perhaps, that is why I find words & pictures, instead of cows, so TITillating, so sexy . . . . Butt enough“B.S.” (or is that O.S.?)! Let’s sink our teeth into this moronic meat loaf and get to the jugular of thematter, so all of my vain slurping shall not have been in, or miss the, vein!

And speaking of veins and butts and such, while full disclosure & exposure requires the inclusion ofexposed body parts, for those who crave censorship electronic “pasties” and/or, hopefully, relevant,interesting and/or amusing “overlays” have been strategically, yet discreetly applied here in a mostlyPG13 manner.

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Breast Of Bodacious BoobsOxy's Pictorial Oxymania Index

PrefaceA Miracle!And The Answer Is....Andamanese (Proto-Australoids)ApronBam! Bam! Take This!Barechested FighterBathroom AdventurerBe Still, My Beating HeartBeads To Hide BoobsBeads To Show BoobsBeauty & The Beastly SnowmanBejeweled BedazzleBiker Hanging OutBoob BustersBoob TubeBoobastic Bust BurstsBroadwalk For SaleBubbly BlowersBuckle UpBunker BustersCar Rider - Topless Waiting In ToplessCar Riders-CalmCar Riders-ClimacticCarrying Own LoadCherry PickerChest In Every FieldCircling The Milk WagonsCome Into My Parlour....Comely BrideContortionistCowrie FertileCurvaceous BabeDear's DeerDinners OnExplosive Cheri BombHappy SHEnanigansHither & YonHooker [Fish]Hooker [Male Plaything-Thai]HumongousI Dream Of Jeannie ExpandedI Have The Best Kids Ever - They Share!

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Lemme Out!Midnight SnackMine's Bigger Than YoursMore, PleaseMrs. MantisMusic LoverMy Favorite ThingsNice SmileNo Farting!On The FenceOne Lick Or Two?Open Dress PolicyOpen Dress Policy [Tie]Peek-A-Boo!Peek-A-Boob!Peek-A-Boob-BoobPianistProto-Australoid Andamanese At Waters EdgePuffies - Good Enough To Eat!Red CrossSafety-First BikersSexy SandShacked OutShave Where?SmileySnack BarSqueezed WalleyedStraight AheadSupreme - Yep!!! That's Me!Things Go Better With CokeThoroughly Modern MillieThree-Point HandlingTitty Titty Bam BamTo Operate Insert KeyTopless Floors ToplessTouchie FeelieWinky-Winkers, Joe Boxer & MeZounds, Too Shy!IndexAddenda – The Eighty-One BrothersThat's Not All Folks!

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