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School
Kindergarten year.
Nap time, coloring, and fun. Learned the alphabet.
First grade - it all changed. Counted up to one hundred.
This was a big feat!
Days of second grade.
Learning how to solve fractions. I just turned seven!
Third grade was a ball. Will I ever use cursive?
Math is getting hard.
Almost done - fourth grade!
Double digit division... Off to middle school!
Fifth grade: meet new friends. Binders and new scheduling.
We still had recess!
Sixth grade, so much fun.
Health class is really scary... I am scarred for life.
Seventh grade was odd. Mr. Waters loved Pink Floyd.
Mummified chicken!
The woes of eighth grade: Four years at the middle school.
Are we finished yet?
Freshman year. YOLO!
I love block scheduling. Everyone hates us.
Springfield school district. We have gone here all our lives.
We’ll always be here.
Technology
Slow laptops - the worst.
They are all we have in school. There are no track pads!
Remember good old
AIM? We thought we were so cool
when we chatted online.
We all have iPods!
Beats by Dr. Dre - Really?
Capitalism!!!
Records and cassettes
are completely obsolete.
How totally sad.
No one likes PCs.
Apple corporation is
the most popular.
iPhones are very
fashionable. Everyone
seems to have their own.
Voice recognition
It’s in cars, phones, everything. What if you mumble?
I hate Facebook games. Farmville is the dumbest one.
Thank God that’s over.
Instagram worth a
billion dollars? Not even
The New York Times is.
Do you want to know
the weather? the time? the news?
There’s an app for that.
Everyone is
leaving Facebook for Twitter.
Tweeters are upset.
What would we all do
if there was no internet?
I think I would die.
Googledocs saves me
from having to use flash drives.
I love this so much!
Tumblr: blog platform.
Post and reblog what you want. A revolution!
Facebook connects you
with people you love and hate.
Is it good or bad?
Express yourself in
One hundred forty letters
Twitter is crazy.
YouTube’s slogan is
Broadcast yourself, but never
Peruse the comments.
Gmail: free email!
Convenient for all students. Google, you’re the best.
Sparknotes, our savior. Helps students everywhere.
“No fear Shakespeare” rocks!
Food
Chocolate ice cream - yay!
Hershey’s syrup pouring down
Chocolate chips galore!
Spaghetti, meatballs
Red tomato sauce on top
Twirl it on your fork.
Macaroni! Cheese!
Kraft, Velveeta, it’s all good. Soft cheesy delight.
McDonald’s: fast food
Salads worse than their burgers
What a paradox.
The classic sandwich:
Peanut butter and jelly
So very simple.
Oreo cookies
Everyone knows milk loves them
Dip them as you please
Funnel cake is good.
Sprinkled with powdered sugar. Not good for your health.
Waffles for breakfast. Whipped cream, syrup, blueberries
So many toppings!
Had a cheeseburger
for my lunch the other day. It was delicious.
I could never be
a vegan. No animals?
It’s not possible.
Chinese takeout is
my favorite takeout food.
Noodles and rice. Yay!
Pizza and french fries.
Cheese and tomato sauce are
the best things ever.
Middle of the day
is snack time - Doritos, chips.
Salty foods are best.
We eat breakfast, lunch,
and dinner. They are all good
but breakfast is best.
Chewing gum is great. Bubblegum or minty gum.
Equally awesome.
Pepsi vs. Coke.
It’s the eternal debate. Everyone calm down!
Music / Movies / Books / TV
I hate Nickelback.
“But why?” said no one...ever. They are terrible.
Boy bands are in style. I thought that was done for good.
Over in a year.
I’m way too hardcore.
No one shares my music taste. Country is awful.
Country is awful. Mostly about religion.
Christianity.
On the radio
a popular station is
Q102. Ugh.
Katniss Everdeen. Boy with bread - Peeta Mellark.
Amazing movie.
The Avengers smash
the records - Harry Potter?
Can’t wait till the next!
Sparkling vampires
Birth scene - unrealistic.
Bella drank blood, ew.
Game of Thrones - complex.
Overly violent and gross. Still want to read it.
Philip Philips wins
American Idol, the
worst season ever.
Revenge is awesome. Twists and turns in every show.
Can’t wait till next year!
Twenty-twelve London
Olympics. Michael Phelps is
back. America!
The Woman in Black. Terrifying, but so weird.
I think I cried some.
Seasons
Eighty-six one day,
Fifty-four and rain the next. I don’t get seasons.
Summer’s almost here. Very quickly approaching.
I can’t wait for it.
Melting in the sun
Laying on the beach tanning. Let’s go for a swim.
Leaves are falling now. They already changed colors.
They’re done for the year.
Brisk, cold gust of wind
Rolls through your hair, don’t worry
Your jacket is warm.
Autumn involves change. Summer’s done, trees lose their leaves
You’ll change yourself, too.
Blue and grey and white
What do these remind you of?
I can surely tell.
Ice and snow plague us
We shove it aside like trash.
It is not our place.
Shivering always
Winter ups the heating bill That is the worst part.
Spring is fresh and free. Nature is yearly renewed.
Gardens start to grow.
Come alive once more
One more season of springtime.
Before summer hits.
Green is everywhere
Flourishing, thriving, growing
Feeling so alive.
Politics
Romney hates women.
Has dislike for birth control What is going on?
The war on women
It’s not the fifties, people.
Don’t go back in time.
A controversy
over Obama’s birth place. Seriously, guys?
Oh Mitt, we hate you
But Santorum is much worse
In fact, they both suck.
And we can’t forget
Newt Gingrich, sounds like a
lizard-like creature.
Mitt Romney again
His father was born in a
Mormon colony.
Far-right extremists
crazy, in my opinion. They hate everyone.
Politics, the art
or science of government.
But complicated.
“The Office”
Kevin is hungry.
This is pretty much the norm, but it’s endearing.
Dwight Schrute: Phillip’s dad. Battlestar Galactica!
Hating Jim all day.
Pam, receptionist.
Married to Jim. Has two kids. Lovable and kind.
Michael Scott: he’s the boss. Hardcore parkour is his life.
Threat Level: Midnight.
Kelly loves gossip.
Causing drama with Ryan. Are they still dating?
Creed: old crazy guy. Likes to go on the rooftop.
Pay no mind to him.
Jim is pranking Dwight.
Makes faces at the camera. Will always love Pam.
Andy Bernard: Nard dog. He needs anger management.
Office manager.
Nellie’s terrible.
Where did she get her accent?
No one even knows.
Angela Martin
Married to the senator.
But he prefers men.
Stanley Hudson rules. He has a convertible.
Overweight and old.
Phyllis is in the
Party Planning Committee. Happily married.
Oscar Martinez
Thinks the senator is gay.
He is a winner.
“South Park”
Cartman: bigoted.
Fat, racist, and prejudiced. What did you expect?
Kenny McCormick
Dies in every episode
A superhero
Kyle Broflovski
The voice of reason each time
Big brother to Ike.
Stan Marsh, their best friend
Red puff ball on his blue hat.
Very cynical.
Chef makes the boys food
During school, he’s amusing. Awkward to sing with.
Mr. Mackey, mkay?
The school guidance counselor
Troubled childhood.
Mr. Garrison
Light green sweater-vest always. Mrs. Garrison?
Butters Stoch is blond. Always being blamed for things.
A famous author.