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Apple app storehits 10 billiondownloadsNEW YORK (AP) — Ap-

ple says that its app storehas hit the 10 billiondownloads mark.The milestone, an-

nounced on Apple Inc.’swebsite Saturday, arrivesas the company’s hugelypopular smart phone islikely to become evenmore popular with the ad-dition next month ofVerizon Wireless as a car-rier.The company has sold

tens of millions ofiPhones since the devicelaunched in 2007 and con-tinues to expand the useof apps with its iPadtablet computer. Its appstore has drawn an armyof software developershoping to piggyback onthe company’s success.The store now boastsmore than 350,000 differ-ent programs for theiPhone, iPod Touch oriPad.Apple said it would

give the 10 billionth per-son to download an app a$10,000 gift card to itsiTunes store, which nowoffers movies and TVshows along with digitalmusic files. And the win-ner is Gail Davis ofOrpington, Kent, in theU.K. She downloaded afree game app called Pa-per Glider.

Winfrey promisesto spill familysecret MondayLOS ANGELES (AP) —

Oprah Winfrey has stagedmany a family reunion onher talk show. But onMonday’s episode, shepromises, the drama willbe about her.Winfrey told viewers

Thursday that she willhave a reunion of her ownon “The Oprah WinfreyShow.” She wouldn’t saywith whom— only that itinvolves something she’slearned about recentlyand is known to only afew people close to her.“I thought I’d seen it

all. But this, my friends, isthe miracle of all mira-cles,” Winfrey says in apromotional spot for theshow. The word “miracle”appears on screen, rein-forcing herpronouncement.“I was given some news

that literally shook me tomy core. This time, I’mthe one being reunited,”she said. “I was keeping a

family secret for months,and on Monday you’re go-ing to hear it straightfrom me.”

Ivanka Trump saysshe and husbandexpecting babyNEW YORK (AP) —

Ivanka Trump and herhusband are expectingtheir first child.The “Celebrity Appren-

tice” co-host announcedFriday on Twitter thatshe’s pregnant. In 2009,she married Jared Kushn-er, a New York real estatescion and publisher ofThe New York Observerweekly newspaper.The 29-year-old Trump

hasn’t said when she’sdue.Trump, the daughter of

Donald Trump and hisformer wife Ivana, is avice president at her fa-ther’s real estate companyand has a jewelry compa-ny. She graduated fromthe University of Pennsyl-vania.Kushner’s father was a

prominent Democraticpolitical donor whopleaded guilty to cam-paign and tax lawviolations.

Bob Marley’s heirswin image case inNevada courtLAS VEGAS (AP) — A

federal jury has sidedwith Bob Marley’s familyin ruling against a Ne-vada company accused ofmaking and selling appar-el featuring the reggaeicon’s image.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported Fridaythat jurors ruled againstAVELA and owner LeoValencia, awarding$300,000 in damages to acompany owned by Mar-ley’s family.U.S. District Judge

Philip Pro is expected toaward more damages af-ter determining howmuch profit was lost be-cause of unfaircompetition.A lawyer told the jury

in Las Vegas that BobMarley’s children don’twant to see the reggaelegend portrayed as abobblehead or a plushtoy.

Michelle Obamagoing on OprahWinfrey showThurs.WASHINGTON (AP) —

Michelle Obama is goingon “The Oprah WinfreyShow.”The White House says

the first lady is returning

to her Chicago hometownFriday to tape one of thelast original episodes ofWinfrey’s nationally syn-dicated talk show.Mrs. Obama will discuss

plans to launch a nation-wide campaign to supportfamilies with someone inthe military.The first lady has be-

come an advocate formilitary families. She hastraveled to military instal-lations to talk with

service members abouttheir needs and concernsand has urged Americansto volunteer time to helpthem.The program is sched-

uled to air Thursday.

WikiLeaksfounder’s storyoptioned as filmLOS ANGELES (AP) —

A coming biography ofWikiLeaks founder JulianAssange isn’t even instores yet, and it’s alreadybeen optioned into a fea-ture film.Plans are under way for

Andrew Fowler’s book,“The Most DangerousMan in the World,” to beturned into a movie. TheAustralian reporter firstinterviewed Assange lastMay, and his investigativebiography is due out later

this year.Josephson Entertain-

ment and MichelleKrumm Productions joint-ly optioned the movierights.Assange, 39, is the

founder of WikiLeaks, awhistle-blowing websitethat revealed classifiedinformation. He’s in Lon-don, where he’s battlingextradition to Swedenover sex-crime allega-tions.

Sunday, January 23, 2011 East Oregonian Page 3CENTERTAINMENT

‘No StringsAttached’ makesrelationshipslook difficult

Therecipe goes asfollows: boymeetsgirl, boy asks girlon a date, boy and

girl devel-op feelingsfor one an-other, boydoes some-thingstupid and“loses” thegirl, boydoes some-thingcompletelysweet andredeemingandwins said girl back,boy and girl live happilyever after (or until thecredits roll). Such is thelife of any romantic come-dy. So, it was pleasantlysurprising to have the girlin “No Strings Attached”play the guy role and royal-ly screw the pooch. But noamount of gender-roleswitching, raunchy comedyor sexualized puns is goingto save “No Strings At-tached” from falling intoutter obscurity.Already, you can feel its

lackluster plot being rele-gated to the same shelfsthat house “Valentine’sDay,” “The Back-Up Plan”and “27 Dresses.” Howev-er, unlike like most of itsilk, this one is rated R, de-servingly so because ofthe descriptive, sordid di-alogue.Not to be outdone by

his last not-so-super film,director Ivan Reitman(“My Super Ex-Girl-friend”) spends aninordinate length of timeintroducing the two maincharacters, Emma (Natal-ie Portman, “BlackSwan”) and Adam (AshtonKutcher, “That ’70sShow”) in what amountsto an editing room night-mare. It comes acrossmore as several differentopening sequences ratherthan one continuous leapthrough time. But, eventu-ally, the main plot isestablished. Emma, a doc-tor, and Adam, a filmstudio assistant, yet againbump into each other, re-alizing they are living inthe same city. Shortlythereafter, Adam discov-ers that his father (KevinKline, “Definitely,Maybe”) is sleeping withhis recent ex-girlfriend,which causes him to havea drunken existential cri-sis. This is where Emmacomes into play: Adamjust wants sex. In fact,he’s OK with the first girlin his address book whosays “yes.” But, he blacksout before he can accom-plish his mission, andwakes up naked in Em-ma’s apartment, nothaving slept with anyone.But that doesn’t stop himfrom having some morn-ing-after fun with her. In afresh twist on gender as-signment, it’s Emma who

wants to keep things sim-ple and non-committal.The story then unfolds ina particularly predictablefashion. But it’s not shock-ing, given how boxed ineverything is. Still, it’skind of surprising howunsurprising it is.However, the greatest

shame of this movie is theopportunity it squanders.Comedic gems litter theotherwise bland plot,making you wonder whatscript writer ElizabethMeriweather was busy do-

ing in her down time.But Emma’s quirky

friends, who spread thegamut from the flamboy-ant gay man to thefinger-snapping black girl,truly shine in the funniestof ways, and even at timespull the spotlight fromPortman and Kutcher.More of this brisk, wittycomedy would have gonea long way.Portman’s performance

was commendable (whichis saying a lot consideringwhat she had to work

with), and it’s reminiscentof her “Saturday NightLive” “Natalie Raps” clip.Her logical view on sexand love is refreshing sim-ply because of itsstraight-forwardness.Kutcher, however, shouldjust go back to his Twitterbattles and leave the restof humanity in peace. Youwould think after“Killers” that Hollywoodwould have ridded theworld of him, but alas,that’s not in the cards.So, in the end, it should-

n’t surprise you to be dis-appointed with thisclassic cookie-cutter re-lease (which had lesssubstance than an issue ofTV Guide). And if youleave the theater havingalready forgotten the titleof this particularly forget-table movie, don’t beupset: You’re not the onlyone.Two stars out of five.

�Dominic Baez is the copy

editor/paginator for the EastOregonian.

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AP photo by Paramount, Dale RobinetteAshton Kutcher, left, and Natalie Portman are shown in a scene from “No Strings Attached.”

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